Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The black beard who couldn't help crying, this is a battle for a man to prove himself, even if he dies thousands of times, he will return to the battlefield, a gentleman will not allow failure.

"Okay, I won't gossip with you anymore, we have to go to the hotel to store the salute."

"It's rare to come to participate in Lulu Xiawei's activities. Master, why don't you go to the doujinshi exhibition, and there are many other tourists here this time."

"Is there a doujinshi exhibition? I'll go and have a look around then."

Got one of the important information, Gudazi, but now she has to go to the hotel to store the salute, at least she has to change into a suit suitable for summer vacation before coming out to play.

In Lulu Xiawei, where there are no ordinary people, all the heroic spirits are doing various jobs here, and Jekyll and Mordred are working as store managers and waiters in the hotel where everyone in Chaldea lives.

There is no problem with the check-in procedure. After storing all the salutes in the hotel, Gudazi took the first daughter Leticia and the second daughter Da Vinci to go shopping, while Matthew followed Gudav and Lily Si was together, and they also went out to see the beach and sea view. Our great detective Sherlock Holmes was resting in the hotel instead of going out for a walk.

Everyone was happy and excited, Lulu Xiawei's holiday activities started.

This is the annual swimsuit event that everyone is looking forward to. Liver explosion and carnival, the disappearance of the Saint Quartz, whether it is hope or despair, the summer festival kicks off.

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On the other side, in a hotel room, two people were rushing to finish drafting.

"Hurry up! The doujinshi exhibition will be held in seven days, so we must hurry up and submit!!"

"Aren't we here on vacation! Why do we have to rush to create doujinshi!?"

"You can't lose your fighting spirit by being immersed in summer activities, and always remember that hard work is also part of your practice. Bet on my title of "Osamu Tezuka's Buddha", I will win the first place in this doujinshi creation! "

"My Hawaiian vacation...was in vain...."

Someone is fighting, someone is sad, and then the door opens and the green algae in a casual summer shirt enters the door.

"Enlightened Ones! Come and help paint the lines!!"

"Enlightened One! Hurry up and help me get off work, I have something urgent to go out!!"

"........."

Looking at the two big men, Buddha and Jesus, in front of him, the Enlightened One was silent for a moment. He quickly took a step back and closed the door, and said hastily:

"That... I suddenly remembered that I forgot to take something!!"

After leaving this sentence, the Enlightened One immediately put oil on the soles of his feet and fled.

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Chapter 3 Let's eat barbecue together!

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Sun, sand, and ocean!This is a holiday resort full of southern style --- Hawaii.

Of course, it should be called Lulu Hawaii now. At the moment of this year's summer event, Hawaii has already become the venue for the event, and maybe it will be held in Las Vegas next year.

The joyful celebration of the servants, the relaxation time of the master, the summer swimsuit event is coming!

"Go to the beach!"

When I came to the world-famous resort, of course, I had to go to the beach first to feel the summer style. Action is worse than action. She brought Leticia and little Da Vinci back from shopping, and she bought a lot of them. Food materials, return to the hotel to make suggestions to everyone.

“Beach BBQ is really good, I agree!”

It is rare for Gu Dafu to reach a consensus with Gu Dazi. He and Lilith just came back from a walk on the beach, and he just wanted to swim in the sea to relax.

"But... Seniors, do you know how to barbecue? If Senior Emiya is not here, the taste of food will be a problem."

"Well... Mash, you are right, but this question is a trivial matter."

"Huh? But it seems that everyone is not very good at cooking. Could it be that Miss Lilith is surprisingly good at cooking?!"

"Are you kidding me! I don't know how to cook food for humans...but it seems to be okay to learn..."

It was Lilith who directly refuted it just now, but she glanced at Gu Dafu, blushing slightly, and added, a classic arrogant speech.

"Could it be that senior, do you know other people who are good at cooking here?"

Regarding Ma Xiu's confusion, Gu Dazi raised his right index finger and replied:

"The only reliable chef in Chaldea is Emiya, and if I ask other people to help, maybe a dragon in a swimsuit will run over, and the one who becomes a BBQ will be another "I". "

Hearing Gudazi's speech as an example, Gudafu couldn't help feeling cold for a moment, and he immediately thought of a woman who must be present at every swimsuit event, that Qingji-style woman would commit indiscriminate evil The dragon growled.

"Then what are you going to do, senior?"

"Relax, watch me."

On a pleasant summer vacation, Gudazi, who is going to have BBQ activities on the beach, started her preparations.

..........

Here is the Enlightened One who just escaped from the hotel room. If he slows down a step, he will be dragged into the water by Buddha and Jesus, and it will be an endless draft hell.

"My god! Instead of enjoying a good vacation in Hawaii, I went to participate in the doujinshi exhibition of the heroic spirits. The hobbies of the big boss are really different. You really deserve to be a master of penance."

He didn't dare to follow the example of Buddha to do the penance work in hell, so he ran away quickly after rubbing oil on the soles of his feet. It's a pity that Jesus was left behind by his good friend Buddha, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to.

"I also said that this is a rare opportunity to invite them to Hawaii to play, but it turned out to be useless."

The Enlightened One muttering to himself was walking on the street, just as he was about to use some excuses and reasons to get rid of the act of oiling the soles of his feet just now, he saw the entrance of the restaurant in Honolulu, Hawaii across the street. A tanned Emiya came out of it, um... Emiya Alter, there's nothing wrong with the tanned one.

"Hey, what do you want to do with Emiya?"

Seeing Gudazi, he casually greeted the Enlightened One who asked, and just saw a certain green algae head appearing in front of his eyes, Gudazi said:

"Exactly, we are going to hold a BBQ event on the beach, will you come?"

"So kind? You actually took the initiative to invite me!"

"Forget it if you don't come, I didn't say what you just said."

"Don't~ I'll come, by the way, bring someone along~!"

The Enlightened One rubbing his hands and laughing, Gu Dazi just held a BBQ event, and he just used this reason to reply to the two big guys who are still in the process of drafting, lest he be missed by Buddha and Jesus, or he will be unlucky to wear small shoes in the future But it was uncomfortable.

"That... can I not go..."

At this moment, Emiya Alter, who was held by Gudazi, said this weakly, but he heard the extremely cruel and terrifying threatening words.

"No? Do you want to turn into a gold cube?"

"I'll find Istarin for you, the Sakura team, how about a mahjong table with you?"

"........."

Threat to life, and a fate worse than death, Emiya Alter chose to remain silent, he should just be a chef and do BBQ honestly.

The sky has no eyes, the wicked are in power, the poor employees dare not speak out, and their lives are hanging by a thread.

"Lulu Xiawei activity class:

The beautiful resort of Hawaii, on this sunny island, there is a restaurant named "Hawaii Honolulu".

And on the island of Hawaii, where the heroic spirits hold the event, the restaurant in Honolulu, Hawaii is served by Emiya as the chef to cook food for the guests. It was tanned black.

Above, this is the origin of Emiya Alter (fog). "

After Gudazi kidnapped Weigong Alter, the Enlightened One immediately turned around and returned to the hotel.

When he opened the door of the room, the busy eyes of the Buddha and Jesus were red, and he didn't even notice that the Enlightened One had returned. Although it was difficult to disturb the two of them at this time, the Enlightened One coughed softly and said:

"Want to go to the beach to participate in BBQ activities? It's better to combine work and rest."

At this time, before the Buddha said anything, Jesus reacted instantly. He immediately slapped the manuscript on the table, stood up suddenly and clenched his fists, becoming excited.

"I'm going! This is the Hawaii event I want!!"

"Ahem...Okay, then I'll go too."

Knowing that because of his participation in the activities of the heroic doujinshi exhibition, the frantic rush to draft the manuscript was about to drive Jesus crazy, but the Buddha still had a conscience, so let's take a break at this time.

"Then I'll go over to sign up and get ready, brother, come over when you're ready."

Another Enlightened Being who closed the door and slipped away first, Buddha and Jesus, two madmen rushing to draft, wait for them to come here slowly, anyway, even if they don’t say where they are, these two big guys know it by themselves.

Sunshine, sand, and ocean, on the beautiful and comfortable Hawaiian beach, there are BBQ activities full of laughter and laughter. Everyone in Chaldea has already gathered together.

"Matthew, I want more skewers!"

"Ok, no problem."

Gudazi, who was wearing a summer swimsuit, was soaking in the sea water and beckoning to the junior girl, while Mash, who was helping BBQ chef Emiya Alter, heard the echo and agreed, and a man and a woman exuding pink bubbles were on the other side.

"Lilith, is this your swimsuit..."

"How is it, does it look good?"

"Well, you look very cute now."

Seeing Lilith wearing a swimsuit that looked like a penguin suit, Gu Dafu praised sincerely, indeed... the original Lonely Flower looked very cute and charming after wearing this costume.

The pair of men and women who sprinkled dog food wherever they went, and the young girl group from Chaldea were just improvised together.

"Can you make a car out of wood that can run on sand?"

"Of course! I am an omnipotent person, there is nothing I can't do."

"Well... a little suspicious..."

"You don't believe it? Let me show you today, Da Vinci Sauce's omnipotent technology!"

Young girls are supposed to play sandcastle games on the beach, but one is a small almighty Da Vinci, and the other is a vampire loli with a permanent shelf life, both of which are far beyond what normal people can understand level.

Under the sun umbrella, Sherlock Holmes, wearing summer casual clothes, is also sitting on the sand chair, enjoying this rare moment of relaxation. Although our big detective doesn't like to show up, it doesn't matter if he just enjoys life during this period. of.

Of course, the people gathered on the beach were not the only ones from Chaldea. Not far away, Maeve, who was wearing a swimsuit, was surrounded by a large group of photographers, taking photos and taking photos for a photo album.

Because the last swimsuit event was Maeve who served as the villainous BOSS, this time she actually put on a swimsuit and appeared as a swimsuit servant, but the two Gudas in Chaldea were not too interested.

"I can smell the aroma from afar, are you cooking barbecue?"

"It's Miss Martha, why don't you come to the BBQ event together."

Chef Emiya's own barbecue is of course delicious. Even though it is the Alter version, there will never be the slightest deviation in cooking skills. This is the pride of Heroic Emiya.

The aroma of barbecue wafted on the beach, which attracted guests who happened to be walking on the beach. Our Iron Fist Saint Martha appeared. As for you, isn't she on Hakoniwa's side?