Help! I Have Become Enlightened

If you care about such details, you would be an idiot. When the event comes, you have to put aside all serious plots and enjoy the sable. Not to mention that as the person in charge of this event, our BB pro has special authority and ability of.

So now that the smell of barbecue attracted Maerda, Mashu kindly initiated an invitation to participate in the BBQ event. Our Iron Fist Maiden did not refuse, but she thought about it and asked directly:

"Have you seen anyone special on the beach?"

"A very special person?!"

"Yes, it's the kind of person who looks amazing at first glance."

"That...Miss Martha, are you talking about yourself?"

"No...that's the kind..."

Martha, who couldn't even give a specific description herself, thought about it, and said it honestly.

"You may not believe it, but I feel that the Lord has descended on this beach."

"What!?"

Matthew was stunned when he heard this, but at this moment a pigeon was flying innocently through the sky.

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

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Chapter 4

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"Miss Martha...the Lord you mentioned, you don't mean God, right?"

"The Lord is the Lord. You may have different titles, but that is the Almighty God I believe in."

"Uh......"

Hearing Martha's words, Mash knew who the "lord" in the Iron Fist Maiden's mouth was. problem, then.....

"Miss Martha, could it be that your perception is wrong, no matter what the Lord says, it is impossible for him to come to such a place?"

"Maxiu, do you think so too, but I can feel the breath of the Lord near here now, so I am very concerned about running over to have a look."

"How do you feel now?"

"The presence of the Lord is very strong, as if he is right beside me."

"........"

Matthew, who no longer knew how to continue the conversation, looked around and saw people she knew, Gudazi who was swimming in the sea, Gudaf who was talking intimately with Lilith, and someone who cut down coconut trees by the beach to make a car Little Da Vinci, Leticia who was watching, and Sherlock Holmes who was still reading his own detective novel.

In addition to Miss Martha in front of me, and the chef Emiya Alter who is still grilling, there is no one else nearby... At most, one of them is standing next to the grill, staring at the grill. There is no special person worthy of attention at all for the pigeons watching the barbecue.

"I think Miss Martha, you are probably delusional because you were too excited about the arrival of the summer event."

"Maybe...but it shouldn't be, forget it...let me calm down first."

She wondered if she was the neurotic Martha, so she simply jumped into the sea like Gu Dazi, to relax in the cold sea water because of the enthusiasm brought by summer.

"Ms. Martha must have made a mistake...?"

Because it is in the swimsuit event, any outrageous things may happen. Matthew carefully analyzed and thought about the possibility of things, and asked the opinions of the people around him by the way.

"Senior Emiya, what do you think?"

"This pigeon is quite fat, and it seems to be very delicious when used as barbecue ingredients."

"No...I'm asking you about what Miss Martha said, uh...where did the pigeon come from?"

Interrupted by Wei Gong, Matthew couldn't help but look at the pigeon that was parked beside the grill, and the pigeon's gaze was right on Matthew's eyes at this time.

"Cuckoo?"

"Although I wonder if I heard it wrong, it seems to me that this pigeon is asking me when is my roast?"

"It's obviously just the sound of a pigeon, but why does it sound like that to me?!"

At this moment, Matthew and Emiya Alter were taken aback. Although every swimsuit event was outrageous and absurd, isn't it a bit more exaggerated this time? Pigeons can actually speak human language? ...No, although it is still a pigeon language, it sounds like a meaning that people can understand.

Could it be that Martha's perception just now was not wrong, could this pigeon be God?

At this moment, this idea popped up in the minds of Matthew and Wei Gong at the same time...

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For the feast held on the beach, the invited guests came on time. He was still wearing a summer shirt and slippers. He came back from the supermarket with a full load and went to the event location with enough Coke in his hand.

Because it is a BBQ event, wouldn’t it be a pity that this kind of barbecue banquet lacks fat house happy water, so the enlightened ones purchase necessities from the supermarket to make up for the regret, and prepare a comfortable and happy fat house banquet, which is a grand event of fat and carbonic acid .

"It seems like it's been a long time since I had a barbecue with other people like this..."

As soon as he said something to himself, the Enlightened One suddenly had sad black lines all over his body.

"No...for a person like me who doesn't have any friends, there is no such thing as a BBQ event with more than one person..."

I can't help recalling the past in my life, which immediately makes the awakened person feel a little bleak and desolate, but when he thinks that Gudazi actually invited himself to participate in BBQ activities, the awakened person feels a little warm in his heart. It should be said that this guy really deserves to be Is the master loved by many heroic spirits... Well, although most of the time, he is feared, such as a big hero who often explodes himself, and Wang Jiang who is routinely torn by hand.

...........

It wasn't too far from the beach where Gudazi held BBQ activities. It didn't take long for the enlightened person to come to this place, but he saw an incomprehensible scene as soon as he came.

A group of people are watching a pigeon sitting on the barbecue grill. Are they talking about how the pigeon tastes better roasted?

The first thought in his head was this enlightened person, but he immediately realized that the pigeon... this is a pigeon! ?

It is not surprising that a pigeon appears in front of my eyes, but at this point in time, under this circumstance, a pigeon suddenly appears surrounded by people talking about it, who else could it be! !

The boss who often bubbles up in the chat group, the Almighty God who speaks pigeons and pigeons, the God who created the world seven days ago and preceded the pigeons ten thousand years ago!

Mom!The Enlightenment had mentioned this holiday event before in the chat group, but the only ones who were invited were Buddha and Jesus, who were on vacation. Without making a sound... the Dove God appeared.

The boss always likes to surprise people by surprise, but the enlightened person said that this surprise is too scary!Who can stand this! !

God came unexpectedly, turned into a pigeon and happily cooed and it was over, but the enlightened one had a headache and trouble, what should I do next...

First of all, it is necessary to understand the situation first. Seeing the pigeons surrounded by Chaldea and his party, the Enlightened One immediately went up to see what they were talking about.

Emiya Alter: "Thinking that the woman has a new Heroic Spirit vest and participates in such crazy activities, it doesn't seem surprising that pigeons can talk."

Matthew: "That... Mr. Pigeon, it seems that he also wants to eat barbecue..."

Gu Dafu: "This pigeon is extraordinary. Could it be the vest incarnation of some heroic spirit?"

Gu Dazi: "This pigeon looks quite fat, not as good as us......"

Martha: "The dove also has the breath of the Lord. Could it be the messenger sent by the Lord?"

.............

Regardless of Gudazi’s overly dangerous speech, our Iron Fist Maiden didn’t seem to recognize that this pigeon is the Lord she believed in. Of course, if God incarnated in this posture can be recognized, there must be a ghost. If he didn't know that this big guy's hobby is being a pigeon, who would have thought that the pigeon is God.

After seeing this situation, the Enlightened One interjected appropriately, saying:

"This... Mr. Pigeon, um... is a friend I invited to participate in the BBQ, so you don't have to be too surprised."

"Huh? It's your friend!?"

As soon as she heard this, Gu Dazi's eyes instantly became wrong, because she knew what the identity of the Enlightened One was. After thinking about it for a while, she knew that this pigeon was not simple, just like a fox friend. Although a fox and a dog They are not the same kind, but they are not far behind, so they can become friends.

Knowing what Gudazi might have thought of, the Enlightened One took the pigeon away without waiting for her to say more, and said to the surrounding people with a smile:

"I still have two friends coming, remember to prepare more barbecue, I will go to pick them up first."

"Hey! Wait for me..."

"Let's talk about something later, I'll excuse you~!"

Seeing the situation where the Enlightened One slipped away without saying a word, Gudazi muttered to himself:

"It's super suspicious. Although I know that the friends of the green algae bastard must be some extraordinary guys, is it necessary to cover up like this?"

"Uh...Maybe it's because I'm worried that something unexpected will happen."

"What accident?"

"That...maybe it's because I'm worried that Miss Martha's dream will be shattered."

"The dream of the Iron Fist Maiden? To marry or to fight!?"

"........."

Guda is unclear, and Matthew is speechless. Poor our school girl really doesn't know how to explain it. She should keep silent and pretend nothing happened.

Nagging about Chaldea's daily routine, but the Enlightened One walked aside with the pigeon boss in his arms, and asked as he walked:

"Father, why did you come here without notifying me in advance..."

"Cuckoo~~"

"Does it mean that you want to surprise Jesus and us...but you didn't give this surprise, and you were shocked."

"Cuckoo... cluck cluck..."

"Huh? What! It's preparing to hold a cross-border fellowship event, and the archangel and Buddha's disciples are here!?"

"Cuckoo~!"

Hearing Heavenly Father's proud pigeon's call, Jue Zhe felt a little headache and stomachache, and asked cautiously:

"Then did Jesus and Buddha know about this situation?"

"Googoo~goo~~"

"You really don't know...but it's even more deceitful!"

I don’t know where to start complaining. Good Enlightened Ones, life is not easy...

After the Buddha and Jesus went to Japan for vacation, the archangels and Buddhist disciples were very concerned about the living conditions of the two of them, and often made some things that people don’t know what to say. Let’s sum it up in simple words.. ...Wherever you go, there will be miracles.

And this time is no exception. I heard that after the Buddha and Jesus were invited by the Enlightened Ones to come on vacation, the archangels and the disciples of the Buddha wanted to follow them. When Heavenly Father saw this situation, he happened to lend a hand to help. .

So now the situation is...

"Why are you here too!!"

Buddha and Jesus, who were rushing towards the beach to participate in BBQ activities, were surrounded by archangels and disciples on the way.