Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The more the monkey listened, the more confused it became. However, this matter is not complicated. The Enlightened One roughly explained the situation.

"The Tang Dynasty is just a country for ordinary people. Even if it develops in a short period of time, it will not pose any threat to Buddhism, but Beiju Luzhou is different."

"The people there are all remnants of the ancient times. Everyone has certain supernatural powers. They are extraordinary ordinary people. If they are brainwashed by Buddhism and become believers, it will strengthen the Buddhism a lot."

"You must know that Gou Mang built the giant country into a utopia, mainly to prevent the invasion of Buddhism, otherwise why did he bother to do this?"

"At this critical time, if you, as the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi, have created such a situation in Beiju Luzhou, both the heavenly court and the Buddhist sect will think that our new doctrine intends to start from Beiju Luzhou."

"Heavenly Court can turn a blind eye to the past. After all, dividing the power of the ancient survivors is good for everyone, but Buddhism will never sit idly by. It is the most stupid behavior to watch the opponent recruit troops and buy horses without moving. "

The monkey carefully listened to what the listener said, and it was indeed very reasonable, but after thinking about it again, he felt that there was still something wrong, so he asked bluntly:

"I think it's a little strange. If you said that you can preach by smashing the tree of Gou Mang's house, why didn't Buddhism do it long ago?"

"You seem stupid!"

The Enlightened One looked at the monkey the same way he looked at the second idiot.

"If Buddhism really dares to do such a thing, do you believe that a group of ancient gods from Beiju Luzhou could directly rush to Xiniu Hezhou and smash the Buddhist gate?"

"I don't communicate and say hello before I act. Do you believe that Jumang can kill you directly? Are you acting like someone else has no temper?"

"Think about it first, think about how Bu Zhoushan was knocked down."

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Chapter 2 Lulu Xiawei

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There is no logical chaos, no reasonable reality, and every time a certain day comes, the celebrations of the heroic spirits will be grandly opened.

Sometimes it will be Halloween, sometimes it will be Christmas, but in the midst of the hot summer, there is no doubt——that is the swimsuit event that the masters are looking forward to!

The cute, charming and evil little devil BB, after she gave the invitation letter of summer activities to Chaldea, Gu Dazi decided to go for it without saying a word. As a qualified master, how could he miss the swimsuit? Such a critical moment of activity.

After returning to Chaldea on the submarine, Gudazi happily went to prepare for the summer activities. For example, the dress in midsummer must be prepared. Of course, the purpose of going to Hawaii is to enjoy the seaside vacation. Row.

Naturally, the way to go to Hawaii is to transfer spirits. When the outside world has been invaded by the belt of rumors, Hawaii has of course become a blank space. I think the event and resort venue prepared by BB should be a singularity.

"Leticia, come with me to Hawaii for vacation!"

"But master, doesn't Chaldea need someone to protect it?"

"It's okay, just open the door of imaginary numbers, I will let Timma let Lamuhe patrol in Antarctica."

It’s rare to have such a summer event. It would be a pity if you don’t bring Leticia with you. Gudazi called her own little vampire maid. When she arrives in Hawaii, it’s fine to summon Timma. Everyone Let's have a happy holiday together!

The episode brought by BB is a little helpless but also very reassuring. After the invasion of the Hearing Belt, the whole Chaldea is in a state of mental tension, although the situation has improved a lot because of the arrival of Gudazi , but everyone is still very worried.

But!Now that the summer event is coming, don’t worry about it so much. Anyway, you don’t need to care about any serious plots during the event. Everyone will sand sculpt together and it’s over!

Events and festivals are the source of happy sand sables. At this time, even Gu Dafu has a smile on his face. The arduous task of saving the world seems to have completely disappeared, but I don’t know how the situation will develop now.

"Everyone, remember to bring me back some Hawaiian specialties~!"

"Don't you go Da Vinci sauce?"

"I'm still in charge of Chaldea, but it's fine for me to go with you as a trumpet."

"Hmm~ the avatar of the omnipotent genius is here!"

Gathering in front of the spiritual transfer device, Da Vinci was waving goodbye to a group of people who were about to go to summer activities, while Gu Dazi reached out to pick up little Da Vinci sauce, and Leticia followed behind with a salute. There is Gudav and his family Lilith, and by the way, our Mr. Holmes and Matthew will also go together.

"I didn't expect last year's swimsuit to be available now, thanks to Miss Skaha."

"Aha! Eggplant's swimsuit is amazing, but Leticia doesn't seem to have a swimsuit?"

"It's enough for Leticia to serve the master, there is no need for a leisure vacation."

"That's okay! When you get to Hawaii, go to BB to get a set."

The cute junior BB has turned into a tool man BB again, but Lilith's expression on her face is not very happy at this time, she said earnestly:

"BB's initiative to invite her will certainly not have any good intentions, but don't be fooled by that woman's appearance."

"Don't worry, everyone knows what this little devil like BB looks like, but it's rare to go to Hawaii for vacation, and you have to have fun."

"All right....."

Since Gu Dazi didn't take the matter to heart at all, Lilith didn't remind her too much, anyway, she just needed to take care of Gu Dafu.

"Then, I wish you all the best of luck!"

In the sound of Da Vinci's parting blessing, the spiritual transfer to Hawaii was started, and the pass was the invitation letter from BB, through which the door to this summer event could be opened.

The long-lost spiritual transfer, the long-awaited summer event begins!

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Honolulu International Airport, every passenger who comes to this world resort by plane, their first stop must be here.

Although they used the method of spiritual transfer, Chaldea's group landed at the Honolulu airport. Before everyone could take a closer look at the surrounding environment, the little devil who sent the invitation had already appeared.

BB is wearing summer clothes. Although the clothes look a bit revealing, they are full of youthful and girly atmosphere.

"Yeah! The two seniors are here, and Lilith, is there a swimsuit that will decide the outcome this time?"

"Hmm - I want you to take care of it!"

I don't know if she was hit by BB's words, but Lilith blushed and snorted arrogantly, but she didn't know what kind of swimsuit she had prepared.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense! Just tell me what are the rewards for this event, where is the event level, and who will be beaten in the end!!"

Hearing Gudazi's dangerous speech, BB turned her head away with some guilt. She tried her best to maintain the appearance of a cute junior, and said:

"Although BB really wants to be the organizer of this summer event, it's a pity that the person who organizes the Lulu Xiawei event is not BB."

"Hey! Didn't you organize it by BB!?"

Hearing the astonishing words, everyone present was stunned. The event in Hawaii was not organized by this troublesome little devil. Who else would it be?

"it's me."

"It's you!!?"

Suddenly appearing in front of Gudazi, a person who should never show up at this moment, with an obvious green algae head, wearing a summer shirt and shorts, and a man with slippers on his feet, is At this time, he should be an enlightened person who is still on a business trip (fishing) in other worlds.

"Didn't you go on a business trip?"

"Don't pay attention to such details. The summer event is a joyous celebration regardless of the development of the serious plot, not bound by time and reason, and throwing aside all constraints."

"How can it be repaired, it seems that this is really the case."

Regardless of the setting and development of FGO every time the event comes, Gudazi who is irrefutable to what the Enlightenment said, anyway, she just wants to enjoy the summer vacation. There is really nothing to care about in the details, but Jia The rest of Le Die did not know much about this first-time stranger.

"That... Senior Lixiang, who is this gentleman?"

Matthew asked curiously, but before Gudazi could introduce, the Enlightened One answered first.

"Unspoken rules for summer events, Heroic Spirits don't need to be called by their real names. If that's the case, just call me "Mr. Unnamed Kindness". "

"How can there be such a name..."

In the fourth level of Mooncell, I have seen the clone of the Enlightened One, but I have not seen the Gudav of the Enlightened One himself. He secretly complained, but then he thought about it again, as if the group of heroic spirits were active every time they were active. I really like to give myself some weird titles, but the title of "Unknown Kind Mr." seems quite normal.

The true identity of the Enlightened One is a mystery. Some people can guess it, but some people don't say it. The stupid Matthew called him "the kind-hearted Mr. I don't know the name." Gu Dazi asked very bluntly:

"You are so kind to prepare for summer activities, it is simply more suspicious than BB!"

"I didn't expect you, senior, to treat BB like this. It makes BB so sad~ (crying)."

"Okay, Chaldea's shady trio, among the four heavenly kings who caused trouble, you have to go up to a higher level, and you are already the king of disasters."

Gu Dazi mercilessly exposes the true face of BB, but because of the fact that this summer event is actually held by enlightened people, Gu Dazi feels a little uneasy in his heart, this guy is even worse than BB Insidious, black-bellied scammer.

The rare summer activities can't be wasted like this, Gudazi issued a serious warning to the enlightened ones.

"Let me just say it first, this time I'm here for vacation, if you do something, I will turn my face and deny anyone!"

"Don't worry, this time is mainly to invite my two friends to come on vacation, nothing will go wrong."

"Really?"

"real."

Under dubious belief, Gudazi still chose to believe what the Enlightenment said. Although she didn't know who the two friends of this cheat were, as long as she didn't disturb her vacation plans, it would be fine.

"This time, because it is a special summer event Lulu Xiawei, there are no ordinary people here, but there are more or less other guests from the heroic spirits who will come to participate in the event, everyone should enjoy it."

Not as the organizer, but still as the person in charge, BB is the main planner of Lulu Hawaii. While she introduced the situation on the Hawaiian Island, she also arranged the hotel for everyone in Chaldea.

"Then see you later, everyone, and have fun."

"and many more!"

"what happened?"

Awakener who was about to leave just now was stopped by Gudazi. He looked like he had something to say quickly, but Gudazi asked strangely:

"Aren't you going to act with us?"

"Why should I act with you?"

"Hey! Didn't you plan to follow along and take the opportunity to make trouble!?"

"Nonsense! I'm here for vacation, who has the spare time and mood to make trouble."

The enlightened person gave Gudazi a blank look, and then left directly. At this time, Gudazi finally believed that the enlightened person did not act maliciously this time... Well, probably.

Sunny, full of cozy and comfortable southern style, this is the holiday resort of Hawaii, but after BB's site renovation, it should be called Lulu Hawaii more appropriately.

On the way to the hotel, everyone in Chaldea saw many familiar servants, such as a black beard dressed in a dead house, sharing a notebook he didn't know where he bought with his pirate brothers.

"Hey! Isn't this the master, and Mash-chan, are you all here?"

"Hmm~ It's Blackbeard, sure enough, I can understand it when I see you, this must be the correct swimsuit activity."

"Uh... why did you say that, Master?"

"Because you will never let go of the opportunity to feast your eyes. Even if you die countless times, Black Beard, you will always show up in swimsuit events, and the role of funny jokes will be knocked out by KO."

"Although what you said, Master, is correct, it still sounds very reconciled to me!"