Help! I Have Become Enlightened

After the first task goal was settled, Gu Dazi also became a little lazy. She was not in a hurry to eradicate the second anecdotal belt directly. I do not forget about activities, combining work and rest is the kingly way.

After throwing the question to the people of Chaldea to decide, the answer was beyond Gudazi's expectation.

Little Da Vinci looked a little hesitant, but she still spoke out.

"Lixiang, in fact, after Tengmaru and Lilith met Kadock, they encountered another incident on the way back."

"what's up?"

"They got an invitation."

"What.....?"

Gu Dazi suspected that he had heard it wrong, but at this time Gu Dafu showed a very headache expression, and he came over and handed the invitation letter to Gu Dazi.

"See for yourself."

"Let me see....."

"To: Handsome and cute seniors, do you miss BB~"

"In order to eliminate the exhaustion and hard work of the seniors on the journey to save the world, BB has specially prepared a luxurious summer event. Hawaii is waiting for the seniors to come and visit!"

"This is an invitation letter for an event in Hawaii, please come and have fun!"

The irrational appearance, the arrival of the invitation letter from the heroine of the moon, BB, this is the irrational summer swimwear event, and the much-anticipated swimwear event will definitely appear every summer! !

"Don't think about it, go!!"

After reading the content of the invitation letter sent by BB, Gu Dazi mustered up his momentum, so when not to rush now? !

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 3

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"Shan Hai Jing" is a record of strange stories created by the ancestors of human beings. When humans lived together with other races in ancient times, many unheard of characters and strange beasts were compiled into it, and it has been handed down to this day. Come and see.

In the Strange Records of Mountains and Seas, the vast majority of people or beasts were born in the Three Realms in the way of natural breeding, which is very different from human beings who marry and have children and reproduce.

A ready-made example is Sun Wukong, a monkey who jumped out of the fairy stone in Huaguo Mountain, he can be regarded as a natural creature, and can be classified as a monster in the strange records of mountains and seas.

It was said before that after human beings were created by God Nuwa, they spread all over the Three Realms at an absolute speed of reproduction. In the case of increasingly conflicting conflicts with other races, a war broke out to determine who is the overlord of the Three Realms. The result is that humans won up.

From then on, as long as they are naturally raised creatures or spirit monsters formed through cultivation, they are classified as monsters and are suppressed by humans.

Maybe you see that monsters live more nourishingly, but many human beings are killed and devoured by monsters wantonly, that can only be said to be a rare case.

How many powerful monsters are there?Counting the past, there are only so many monsters, and they can ride on the heads of human beings to dominate. They generally have a deep background. The key examples and criticisms are those of Buddhism.

However, demon kings like Bull Demon King and the others who are really capable are low-key, because they are afraid of being targeted by the heavenly court, which will easily lead to murder.

Monsters are in a disadvantaged position among the three worlds. There is no doubt about this fact. The monsters that look like they are very moist are because they get the benefits of being animals and pets for Buddhism and Taoism, just like being kept in captivity by their masters. Like a dog, only by shaking its head and tail can it be rewarded.

Some demons are willing to live without dignity, but some people don't want to.

Those great gods who were once defeated in the battle of the ancients, they may look cruel, fearless and ruthless on the surface, but who knows that the appearance on the surface is used to deceive the enemy, the great gods have been waiting for the opportunity to gain momentum ready to go.

After being wooed by the Bull Demon King, the ancient gods of Beiju Luzhou didn't know what kind of consensus they had reached with a certain green algae, and they were all ready to take action.

And the monkey performed another scene in cooperation. Monkey King broke into the giant country again. After he snatched the wreckage of the Shenmu, he fought with Jumang. The fight was quite fierce, completely destroying the entire Beiju Luzhou After being alarmed, he somersaulted and slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.

This time, in order to make the performance realistic, Gou Mang chased him very closely. He had an extremely angry expression on his face, and after chasing all the way to the border of Luzhou in Beiju, the monkey just sprinted and slipped away. At the same time, Ju Mang, who was showing fury, also rushed out immediately.

"Great God Jumang, if you leave Beiju Luzhou, you will take the initiative to destroy the agreement signed with the Heavenly Court."

"Heaven's lackey—hmph!"

Seeing Emperor Zhenwu who appeared at the wrong time, or just at the right time, Gou Mang turned around and retreated with a cold snort, but his cold murderous intent could not be faked at all, which made Beiju Luzhou seem even more It's a little cold.

The Emperor Zhenwu breathed a sigh of relief, he turned his head and saw that Monkey King was still looking out with his head out, he was a little out of breath, this Luzhou in Beiju, which has been peaceful and stable for many years, how did he meet this monkey Once it came, it was completely uneven, but it was really the god of plague.

"Ahahaha~~ Thank you, Emperor Zhenwu, for saving me again this time."

"My great sage, how did you mess with this one again!"

Seeing the monkey thanking him with a hippie smile, Emperor Zhenwu really felt a headache. When the broom star came, Beiju Luzhou would be turned upside down.

"That~~~ I thought that the tree I killed before seemed to be a treasure, so I turned around and snatched it out secretly."

"........."

The Emperor Zhenwu who had nothing to say, he finally understood why Jumang was so angry, the monkey smashed the tree of other people's house, and his temper was quite tolerable even if he didn't rush out of Beiju Luzhou up.

At this time, Emperor Zhenwu couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic. He has been stationed in Beiju Luzhou all year round, so he knows that the sacred trees in the giant country can be said to be very important, and they are necessary to maintain that beautiful peach blossom garden. It can be said that he has forged a life-and-death enmity.

Unexpectedly, this would be the case. Emperor Zhenwu thought for a while, and he couldn't let this monkey continue to wander around Luzhou in Beiju. They all provoked them one by one, and this Beiju Luzhou was really about to explode.

"Great Sage, I think it is difficult to carry out missionary work in Beiju Luzhou, why don't you go back and report to Patriarch Bodhi?"

"That... I think it seems to be progressing well, why don't you let me try more?"

"Don't make me repeat the same thing a second time, Great Sage! Please don't come to Beiju Luzhou again!!"

Seeing Emperor Zhenwu's furious look, the monkey shrank his head, thinking he'd better stay out of trouble in this situation.

"Okay then, I'll bother you later when I'm free."

"Absolutely! Don't! Do it again!!"

"Emmmmm......."

Looking at the monkeys leaving Xinxin, Emperor Zhenwu is tired and tired. The internal situation in Beiju Luzhou is complicated, and as the main person in charge of the Heavenly Court stationed here, he does not know how much effort he will spend to clean up the monkeys. The next mess.

After leaving Beiju Luzhou, the monkey certainly didn't go to Fangcun Mountain to find Patriarch Bodhi. He went back to Huaguo Mountain first. After all, a certain green algae guy behind the scenes was here.

But when he returned to Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong was surprised to find that Sanzang was there. Before he could say hello, the Enlightened One said with a smile:

"I'm back~~ Where are the things? Take them out quickly."

"Uneasy kindly..."

Muttering this in secret, the monkey still obeyed the order, and took out the Shenmu that God Jumang gave him. It was stored in his arms with supernatural powers before, but now it looks like a piece of wood, nothing wrong with it. feature.

"This is a good thing."

The Enlightened One took the Shenmu in his hand and said a word, then handed it to Sanzang, and said:

"With this thing, Datang will not have to worry about food in the future, the resident Jinkela artifact."

"Master... what is Jinkela?"

"Hmm~ Jinkela is a kind of fertilizer that can make wheat yield [-] per mu, but this Shenmu, the effect will be doubled, so it can yield [-] per mu."

The Enlightened One said it in a joking tone, but Sanzang understood the importance of the Shenmu, and hurriedly put it away and took it to Datang.

"I have a question."

"Go ahead."

"When did you hook up with that dead cow?"

"It was when I went to Xiniu Hezhou last time, I happened to see a wonderful scene between brothers, sister-in-law, and elder brother, so I developed a special agent by the way."

"Okay, you are amazing..."

The grinning monkey, he has not forgotten how badly he was tricked in Hezhou, Xiniu last time. As a result, the Bull Demon King was tricked into joining the organization, which is really amazing.

"Anyway, that's your brother. Wouldn't it be good to find him a serious job, lest the family disagree and misunderstand you to hook up with your sister-in-law?"

"Damn it! Don't think I don't know that you did what happened last time!!"

The monkey was angry, and the enlightened one drank tea... Well, although there is no tea in Huaguo Mountain, it is still possible to evade taxes in a happy mood, but Sanzang couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected:

"Don't mention the business, Master, you haven't said what will happen to Luzhou in Beiju. Buddhism is now focusing on Datang. It will be troublesome if it makes trouble again."

"Don't panic~~ Monkey is back now, then Datang will be fine for the time being."

"what?"

Sanzang, who didn't quite understand what it meant, even the monkey had a confused expression on his face. He had just wandered around Luzhou in Beiju, so he didn't do anything at all, right?

In this regard, the Enlightened One also acted as an interpreter for the enlightenment, and slowly explained:

"Didn't the monkey bring back the Shenmu? Now there is no carefree utopia in Beiju Luzhou."

"Does this have anything to do with Buddhism?"

"Nonsense...it has a lot to do with it."

The Enlightened One gave the monkey a blank look, and continued:

"The reason why Beiju Luzhou is regarded by Buddhism as a place of eight difficulties is because people there have no worries about food and clothing, and do not have troubles due to life reasons. From birth to death, they are in a state of no desires and no desires."

"The current teachings of Buddhism are mainly to promote the liberation of the world from the suffering of the world, so there is the saying of the West Paradise."

"But the people on the Luzhou side of Beiju don't have any worries at all. It's nonsense for the Buddhist sect to preach there. It's better to consider conquering by force."

"Buddhism was born in troubled times, so it can only be applied in troubled times. That's why people in Xiniu Hezhou have been in dire straits all year round, because the soil for Buddhism to take root needs troubled times."

After roughly explaining the Enlightened One, the monkey nodded half-understood, but he still didn't quite understand, so he asked:

"According to what you said, teacher, after Beiju Luzhou loses the supply of sacred trees, it will no longer be a carefree ideal land. Will Buddhism take advantage of it?"

"Yes, that's the truth."

"But it is clear that the Tang Dynasty is the real threat. Buddhism can't be so stupid and doesn't know?"

"Yes, you are right."

"what?"

The answer from the listener was a bit dumbfounded, but at this moment the cunning mastermind behind the scenes said with a smile:

"Do you think the incident you caused in Beiju Luzhou is still small? I'm afraid the Heavenly Court will know about it in a short time, and Buddhism will naturally know about it."

"You said that you, as a person closely related to Subhuti and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, ran to Beiju Luzhou to grab a sacred tree at this time. What did you want?"

"Isn't it just to bring the Shenmu to Datang?"

"Yes, but who would believe it?"

"what!?"