Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Dead monkey, give me your life!"

"Fuck! Old bastard, you plot against me!!"

At this moment, an enlightened person whose name is not convenient to be disclosed flew quietly from the sky without taking a cloud. He glanced at the monkey below who was caught and beaten violently by the Bull Demon King, and said to himself:

"There are monkeys playing with tauren in broad daylight. It's indecent. As a well-meaning person passing by, I can't stand it."

He was just a passing Enlightenment. He didn't know why the Bull Demon King would go back home at this time, and he didn't know why the misunderstanding and misunderstanding created a bigger misunderstanding. It was definitely not something bad done secretly.

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Chapter 5

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Because of being plotted against by a guy who is not convenient to reveal his name, Sun Wukong is not prepared in time, and he is beaten violently by the Bull Demon King with an iron rod.

"Stop! Stop, it's all a misunderstanding!!"

"I misunderstood you, old man! Today, Lao Niu, I will pull out the skin of you, a dead monkey."

"Fuck!"

Clay figurines are very angry, which has been trying to persuade and explain Sun Wukong, who can't explain why. The Bull Demon King has a stubborn temper and turns into a mad cow. No one can make him wake up. The monkey tried many times I am also extremely angry, since I can't explain clearly, let's just beat this dead cow to the ground first.

So, at the next moment, when the Bull Demon King hit Sun Wukong on the head with an iron rod, the monkey neither dodged nor dodged. He aimed at himself with the iron rod like a giant pillar.

However, when the iron rod was about to hit the monkey's head, Monkey King moved, the fist moved with his heart, and the fist was released from the arm, and the right fist was shot instantly.

The seemingly simple and unremarkable punch, from the bottom up to meet the mixed iron rod of the Bull Demon King, is just like the so-called martial arts in the world rises up the dragon, not to mention that this grandson learned the "Yage Shenquan" from the Enlightenment. Yitian boxing, as the first powerful skill that the monkey learned, his boxing is not trivial.

Just in an instant, at the moment when the fists and sticks meet, there suddenly appears a terrifying scene like an epoch-making scene. Both of them are giants with a thousand feet in the sky, the fist of the Monkey King, and the iron rod of the Bull Demon King. On the occasion, the sky was divided!

The unreachable sea of ​​clouds behind the Bull Demon King was directly divided into two, and it was impossible to estimate how far the aftermath of this power had spread at a glance.

"Clap!"

There was a loud noise, and the place where the bull demon king's mixed iron rod was hit by the monkey's fist was directly broken and fell to the ground in two pieces, and the mixed iron rod that had also turned into a thousand feet was inserted into the mountain, and one piece fell to the ground. All the rivers and rivers on the ground were blocked, causing the earthquake to roar in this area, and the mountains, birds and animals were all frightened out of their wits.

Boxing is the monkey's real housekeeping skill. After Sun Wukong used the "Yage Shenquan" skill to break all the weapons of the Bull Demon King with one blow, it must be said that the Bull Demon King woke up from his madness. The fist landed on his body, but he was not killed or seriously injured.

"Do you want to continue fighting, brother?"

He didn't intend to fight with the Bull Demon King at first, but after seeing his sworn brother sober up, the monkey was ready to stop, but he didn't expect Princess Iron Fan to rush here. After all, Monkey King and the Bull Demon King didn't fight for a long time. It's just that both of them are people with great supernatural powers, and the impact of the fight is a bit greater.

"You bastard! Hurry up and stop, or you won't come to Cuiyun Mountain to see me in the future!!"

Princess Iron Fan is also impatient. She hasn't figured out the current situation yet, so she can only use some threatening words to coerce the Bull Demon King, but men... basically eat soft things rather than hard things, so The fire seemed to be about to go out, but under the unintentional pouring of oil by Princess Iron Fan, a bigger fire burst out.

"Ahh! I'm so mad!!"

"Damn monkey! Lao Niu, I will fight with you!!"

When the Tauren became a "Tauren", the Bull Demon King felt that he not only ate grass, but also grew a green prairie above his head. At this moment, his remaining sanity was completely detonated, what the hell? Isn't this monkey very powerful, even if he desperately wants to kill him today!

The Bull Demon King, who is as angry as a mad cow, showed his true nature directly and transformed into a thousand-foot white bull. The horns and hooves of the bull were wrapped with real fire of samadhi. The anger from the nose of the bull was even more direct. It turned into a raging Samadhi real fire, and the sea of ​​fire swept towards Monkey King directly, threatening to burn him to ashes.

"........."

The monkey didn't want to talk. This seemed to be a matter that was about to be resolved, but Princess Iron Fan messed it up as soon as she came, and what's more, it added fuel to the fire. In a family, only the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess and both of them are virtuous, so it's no wonder that bastards see Mung Dou in the same eye.

It's really out of the question now, let's fight... First, beat the Bull Demon King down thoroughly, and let's talk about the rest.

A certain culprit glanced at the monkey below who was competing with the white bull in the sky, then waved his hand and walked away without taking a cloud. The dead monkey now understands the end of offending the Buddha.

The fight between the monkey and the bull is a rare thing, not to mention the fight between two supernatural beings, it is even more unique in the Three Realms.

The underworld is in turmoil today, and I don't know what happened in the human world. It is because of the impact on the underworld that the whole world and the eighteen hells feel like they are about to collapse. Bodhisattva's ruthless suppression, if you want to escape, ask the boss if it's okay.

Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha raised his head to look at the human world. His gaze penetrated the underworld and reached the human world. He saw a thousand-foot-long monkey riding on a white bull with the same thousand-foot height. The two wrestled with each other. How many mountains and rivers have been leveled, no wonder the underworld will be affected.

"Xiniu Hezhou, the gods and Buddhas are missing."

Shaking his head and sighing, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva no longer paid much attention to what happened in the human world, but concentrated on suppressing this turbulent hell to prevent any evil spirits from escaping into the human world.

At the same moment, the Jade Emperor felt a shock in the heavenly court, and ordered Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear to investigate the situation, so when the two gods reported what they saw and heard to the Jade Emperor, they saw that Xiniu Hezhou was in a mess. The monkey demon and the bull demon king were fighting, and they were shaking the heavens and the earth with their magic.

The Jade Emperor could only frown at this, Xiniu Hezhou is the territory of Buddhism, although the three realms are nominally governed by the heavens, but it is not easy for him to intervene in the affairs of Buddhism, so he waved his hand give up.

Xiniu Hezhou is a land of Buddhism, which is almost the tacit fact of the Three Realms. So far, whether evil spirits prevail in Xiniu Hezhou or people are devastated, it is a matter of Buddhism. Others in the Three Realms can only watch and not interfere, otherwise they are enemies of Buddhism.

Not much to say about this matter, besides, the battle between Monkey King and the Bull Demon King is almost over now.

From sunrise to sunset, no matter how angry the mad cow is, it's all over. The Bull Demon King has now returned to its original size, but at this moment his two bull eyes are swollen, which is obviously the original white bull. When Sun Wukong was riding on him, he was greeted by more than a few fists from the monkey.

Monkey is still very sensible, even if his sworn brother wants to kill him, but he understands that this is all a misunderstanding, so far he has mastered the measure when beating the dead cow with his fist, and at most it will add some damage to the bull demon king if he doesn't suffer serious injuries. Skin trauma, so now it can be considered a peaceful ending.

The mad bull temper of the Bull Demon King disappeared, and it was easy for Princess Iron Fan to explain it. The misunderstanding was resolved immediately without the black box operation of a certain enlightened person who is not convenient to disclose his name.

As for the fact that he misunderstood the monkey, the Bull Demon King, as a well-known demon king, was also free and easy, and he immediately bowed his head and apologized.

"Brother! It's Lao Niu. I misunderstood you. If you are dissatisfied, just beat Lao Niu again."

"Forget it, I had something to do with you."

The monkey is very tired. It took almost a day. It should be said that the Bull Demon King really deserves to be transformed by a bull. He did not know how many blocks he had flattened, but fortunately no one came out to settle accounts with them.

"If you have anything to ask Big Brother, just tell me! Lao Niu, I will go through fire and water!"

The misunderstanding was solved, and the Bull Demon King became Sun Wukong's good brother again. He slapped his chest and swore his promise, which made the monkey very speechless. When he was fighting just now, he had the attitude of wanting to kill himself.

But men, after all, are not allowed to wear a cuckold, even brothers, if they encounter this taboo, they will have to fight to the death.

Now that the misunderstanding was resolved and the matter was over, the monkey didn't bother to care about it anymore, and he directly told the Bull Demon King what he was doing.

"Brother, I want to ask you, what is the origin of the three demon kings of Shituoling?"

"Those three demon kings from Shituoling?"

"Yes, brother, do you know their news?"

"Well......"

Monkey King's words made the Bull Demon King question him, not that the Bull Demon King didn't know, but the situation is a little subtle. Did the Bull Demon King think about it, or told all the news he knew? It was only then that he misunderstood that his brother had caused such a big embarrassment, and he had to make amends no matter what.

"The background of the three demon kings in Shituoling is a bit special, brother, you should have heard of it too, right?"

"I do know that Peng Demon King seems to be the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise. This background is indeed bizarre and scary, but it's not clear which family the green lion and white elephant belong to."

After Sun Wukong told the news he knew, the Bull Demon King also nodded, and he explained:

"That's right. In fact, the three demon kings in Shituoling are all monsters from Buddhism. They are not in the same way as us monsters, so I rarely deal with them."

"Brother, do you know who the people behind these three demon kings are, and where are they going now?"

"Brother, are you going to do something..."

Without directly answering Sun Wukong's question, the Bull Demon King looked at the monkey with meaningful eyes. The news of the Shituoling's demise has not yet spread, but as the famous King of the West, the Bull Demon King has naturally obtained some information , but now the monkey came to him to ask him about the three monsters in Shituoling, the inside story is very deep.

But Sun Houzi can be regarded as his own brother anyway, and the Bull Demon King misunderstood him just now, and owes him such a big debt of affection. So far, the Bull Demon King has seriously instructed Monkey:

"Although those of us who are monsters can be lawless, we still have to weigh our own abilities. I know that brother, you are very capable, and I am ashamed of myself as an old cow."

"But Western Buddhism can't be offended by one person alone. If you are going to trouble the three demon kings of Shituoling, brother, I advise you to stop."

"The blue lion is the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, and the white elephant is the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. I don't need to say more about the big roc. It is the younger brother of the Peacock Daming King and the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha. If you want to trouble them , can be said to offend Buddhism all over the place.”

Under the warning of the Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong knew the background of the three monsters in Shituoling, so he asked the Bull Demon King again:

"Brother, do you know where the three monsters from Shituoling are now?"

"Where else can I go? Shituoling has been destroyed by people, of course they went back to their respective homes. I heard that the three demon kings were all seriously injured, and now they are recuperating in their respective Bodhisattva homes."

"As expected of a big brother, you are well-informed!"

"Stop bragging, you dead monkey. I have already warned you. If you go to find trouble with the Buddhist sect, it will be a lot of trouble. Don't bring the trouble to me then."

"Don't worry! Of course I'll be the first to find you, brother. We are sworn brothers."

"Go to NMD, dead monkey! Take your life!!"

While talking about this, Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King fought again, which made Princess Iron Fan, who had just prepared a feast, look dumbfounded. She saw the monkey and the Bull Demon King fighting, and she didn't understand what was going on at all. up.

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It was almost the end of the slapstick and slapstick. After eating the apology banquet prepared by the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess in the Banana Cave, and knowing the information he wanted, it was time for Monkey King to leave.

When Sun Wukong was about to leave, he suddenly thought of something, but he forgot it because of a lot of things happened before, so the monkey stopped and asked Princess Iron Fan about it.

"Speaking of which, sister-in-law, what do you want me to do like a big brother?"

"That's right? My lady, I haven't even asked in detail yet, why do you want this monkey grandson to look like me?"

The cause of today's dispute is that Princess Iron Fan forced the monkey to become the Bull Demon King, and was going to entrust him to do something, but the result was a misunderstanding. No one knows how many mountains in Xiniu Hezhou have been leveled down.

However, facing the questioning gazes from the monkey and the Bull Demon King at this moment, Princess Iron Fan is a little hesitant to speak. There is no other reason... It is easy for the monkey to explain here, but the dead cow is also there. , how can you speak out.

The atmosphere gradually turned bad. Under the increasingly serious questioning gazes of the monkey and the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan finally couldn't bear the pressure and spoke up.

"I just want him to look like a dead cow like you, and get rid of that vixen who seduced you recently. Is there a problem?"

"How dare you! Don't do such a thing to Princess Yumian!!"

"Heh—! You dead cow, try to tell me something again if you have the guts!?"

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At this moment, the flames of war in the Banana Cave were on the verge of breaking out. Monkey King turned around and ran away without saying a word. Let the husband and wife resolve the quarrel by themselves. The monkey is already scared...Today is really bad enough of.

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Chapter 6 Comrade, your name seems to be on the purge list

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Although the delay in Xiniu Hezhou was a bit long, after the news was received, the monkey directly stepped on the somersault cloud and returned to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and arrived at Huaguo Mountain in a short while.

Then he saw this scene.....

In the Water Curtain Cave, the grapes picked by the little apes to entertain the distinguished guests are being eaten by one person. While eating the grapes, he is chatting with Sanzang, looking at the Water Curtain Cave as his own home in a leisurely manner.