Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Seeing this scene, the monkey's eyelids twitched wildly, and the unknown fire rushed to his head immediately, pointing at the shameless green algae guy in front of him and cursing angrily:

"Well you bastard! How dare you come to me!?"

"Tsk...how did you talk to the teacher? I don't remember teaching you to look like this."

"Your uncle! It's not because of you, the old and disrespectful guy. Don't think I don't know what happened in Xiniu Hezhou today. You stabbed me in the back."

"What about the evidence? There must be evidence in everything, otherwise this is a blatant accusation."

It doesn't matter if he is operating in the dark behind the scenes. This is not the set of Detective Conan. He can find evidence to identify himself through illusory reasoning. It can be called a perfect crime.

However, although there is no famous Detective Conan, there is a Tripitaka who can’t explain it. She already knew what kind of virtue her master is. With a "click", it split into pieces, and the fruit and grapes placed on it were scattered on the ground together with the stone table, causing the monkey and the enlightened person to be speechless for a moment.

"Master! Brother, he's going to do business, so don't run around and make trouble. You are annoying to be in the way, do you know that?"

"Uh~~~Well, I didn't actually do anything, believe it or not~~~~"

"Master, do you believe what you say?"

"emmmmm..."

Apart from monkeys, Sanzang is the one who knows the personality and style of enlightened beings best. After all, they have lived together for so many years. Bow your head in repentance.

Seeing the shriveled appearance of the Enlightened One, the monkey sniggered aside. This heinous guy was very happy to be preached to, but people who gloated at other people’s misfortunes are often doomed. After preaching to the Enlightened One, Sanzang Immediately staring at the monkey again, he opened his mouth and said:

"Senior brother, you too! No matter how you say it, master is your teacher, how can you use contemptuous words to insult him?"

"It's common sense to respect the teacher and respect the way. You didn't learn it well in Fangcun Mountain. Instead, you hang out with those monsters all day long, and you have acquired some bad habits."

"And I heard from the little monkey in Huaguo Mountain that you seem to have robbed someone else's Dragon Palace, right?"

"Brother, if you continue like this, what will you do in the future!"

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Immediately, the monkey's head was about to explode, and the Enlightened One had just been lectured by Sanzang. Now he is being lectured and scolded, it is really terrible!

The scene reappeared, and now it was the monkey's turn to bow his head and repent. While he was being trained honestly, he murmured in his heart that it was the monkey boy who dared to betray him, and he would settle the score later.

Feng Shui took turns, the Enlightened One was scolded after being preached to the monkeys, and Sanzang was completely at the top of the food chain, directly suppressing both the Enlightened Ones and the monkeys.

I don't know how long it took, but after Sanzang finished his lecture, the monkeys turned pale and were about to petrify. It was really not easy to live.

The gossip is almost over here, the enlightened one is not bored, so he ran to the water curtain cave of Huaguo Mountain in Houzi to make a fuss, wouldn't it be good to stay in Fangcun Mountain and fish?Obviously, there must be something to do when going out.

Ever since, when the monkey told Sanzang about the situation of the three demon kings in Shituoling, the blue lion was the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the white elephant was the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and the roc was the younger brother of Peacock Daming King.

After telling Sanzang all these, Sun Wukong and Sanzang both turned their attention to the Enlightened One. The biggest party was right in front of them, and of course they had to wait for his explanation.

Naturally, the Enlightened Beings are here now to explain the situation, and to arrange work and plans in the future.

So facing the questioning eyes from the monkey and Sanzang, the Enlightened One directly said without any concealment:

"I don't need to talk about my identity. When you were in Fangcun Mountain, you should have heard Subhuti say that I am Sakyamuni, but not the Tathagata of the three realms."

"Well, Sanzang already knew about it."

Sanzang nodded, she knew about it when she was practicing in Fangcun Mountain. The Enlightened One did not let Patriarch Bodhi hide her identity, but let him reveal it to Sanzang and Houzi at the right time. , after all, everyone is a family, and there is no need to keep any secrets.

"Although I am not the original Tathagata of the Three Realms, the identity of this Buddha is genuine. I was recognized by the Three Realms when I came here. Up to now, everyone in the Buddhist sect will only pay respects to me as a Buddha."

"Which teacher, why did you come up with these tricks?"

The monkey asked a very precise question. According to what the Enlightened One said, even if he came to replace him, he was still the leader of Buddhism. The behavior of the venue?

Regarding the question raised by Sun Wukong, the Enlightened One immediately criticized:

"You monkey, I usually ask you to read more, but you still can't see the simple purpose of my behavior? It's been a waste of teaching you for so many years."

"If you don't tell me, the devil will know! Who knows what you want to do!?"

"Sanzang! Explain to you useless senior brother what the purpose of this trip is for the teacher."

"That...Master, I don't know what you want to do..."

"........."

After failing to pretend to be X, Jue Zhe hurriedly coughed to cover up his embarrassment, and then immediately explained:

"Almost all of you know the situation of Buddhism. Not all Bodhisattvas are compassionate. On the contrary, there are very few people like Ksitigarbha. The entire Buddhist sect is rotten."

"The bodhisattva who indulges his mount to harm the world, and the venerable who only seeks benefits and does not care about the life and death of mortals, says it is Buddhism, but it is more like the devil's religion in the world."

"Becoming a Buddha and becoming a demon is a matter of one thought. Perhaps the Bodhisattva who made a great wish to save the suffering in the world has now become a devil who wreaks havoc in the world, and it is time for a thorough reckoning."

The Enlightened One's words are quite shocking. If the Buddha hadn't said such words himself, no one would have believed that anyone would actually want to do anything to Buddhism. It's just a dream.

The content of the words he heard contained quite a lot of information. Sanzang was still in the stage of receiving and digesting, but the monkey reacted a little bit and asked:

"Then why don't you do it yourself, teacher? Wouldn't it be troublesome and time-consuming for us to do it round and round like this?"

"There is a reason for letting you do it."

The Enlightened One who has been fishing in water since he came to the world of Journey to the West has never been exposed to the eyes of people in the Three Realms. Few people know his arrival and identity, and all of them have been developed into fellow-men.

Now the Enlightened One was able to answer the monkey's question, and informed him and Sanzang of the next plan.

"First of all, there is a question of standing. Most gods and Buddhas are cultivated by humans, so it is not surprising that there are good and evil. It is okay to be selfish, but if you harm others because of your own selfishness, this kind of person has to be classified as Get off the list."

"But there are quite a few people in this Buddhist sect. As the largest sect in the Three Realms, it is obviously unrealistic to liquidate everyone one by one, so we have the current action plan."

"You and Sanzang go to get rid of the three cannibals in Shituoling. I won't show up at that time, but Dizang will stand up."

After listening to what the Enlightened One said, both the monkey and Sanzang suddenly realized that they were not stupid after reading so many books, and they understood what the Buddha in front of them was going to do as soon as they were reminded.

Buddhism is the number one sect in the Three Realms. Its number is so large that even the heavens have to give in. But with so many people, it is obviously impossible for you to say that they are united in one mind. Just like people, there are Bodhisattvas who selflessly sacrifice themselves for others. And let the mount go to harm the world's Manjushri and Samantabhadra.

In the past, when the Buddha Tathagata was still alive, he, as the master of Buddhism, used the balancing method. He acted to save the suffering of the world, and secretly allowed the Bodhisattva to indulge the monsters to harm the world. If you don't want to know, you can't do it yourself.

You want to say that if this Tathagata Buddha is really upright, he should first slap the roc to death. This evildoer has done a lot of evil because of his status as the uncle of the Tathagata, and the Peacock Daming King is not a good bird. It's a bloody monster.

The Tathagata Buddha is not a savior who saves the world, nor is he a devil who does all kinds of evil. To use an appropriate description, the Tathagata Buddha is more like the number one hero in the three worlds. His sect, even the Heavenly Court, has been suppressed.

Therefore, for Buddhism, the Buddha is immeasurable in merit, but for the Three Realms, he is full of evil.

After all, if you just look at Buddhism as a company, Tathagata Buddha is a well-deserved powerful figure. As the boss, he can develop Buddhism into the number one company in the three worlds. How can the younger brother not admire the boss.

So far, when the Buddha was still in the three realms, even though many people in the Buddhist sect complained about the dire straits of the human world, with the prestige of the Buddha, it was impossible for others to say more.

But now there is a problem, the Buddha has disappeared, disappeared in the three realms, and a few people who know the inside story know the truth, the Tathagata Buddha has disappeared.

Ever since, the good show was staged!

Under the secret instructions of the Enlightened Ones, the lineage headed by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will reform Buddhism. When the communist ideology spreads, comrades with ideological consciousness will be guided on a road for the peace and happiness of ordinary people. And carry out the revolutionary cause.

The sanction and liquidation of the three monsters in Shituoling will be the beginning and fuse of the Buddhist revolution. The background of these three monsters is linked to people in Buddhism, and they have committed unforgivable crimes. Take them three. It couldn't be more appropriate.

Killing these three evildoers, because offending the Buddhist monkey and Sanzang is of course causing trouble to the upper body, but at this time, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will stand up and take the blame. .

Buddhism itself, which was in the midst of wind and rain because of the death of the Buddha, will be completely disintegrated at this moment. People have good and evil, and so do gods and Buddhas. In the absence of Buddha, the contradictions in Buddhism will completely erupt.

The reputation of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is very high. It can be said that apart from Tathagata Buddha, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has the highest reputation in the Three Realms, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is also famous in Buddhism for his compassion and saving sufferings. Otherwise, who would eat more In order to make such a big ambition, you will stay in hell and suffer forever.

If Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva chooses to do this kind of thing when the Tathagata Buddha is not around, it makes perfect sense. After all, different ways do not seek each other. In the past, when the Buddha was still there, everyone could take a step back.

But now the Buddha has disappeared and is no longer in the Three Realms, and the roc has eaten the people of the entire lion camel country, and the underworld is blocked by evil spirits. You said that Bodhisattva Bodhisattva ordered someone to kill the three monsters in the lion camel ridge It should be taken for granted, who would dare to say otherwise?

But in this way, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will obviously offend many people in the Buddhist sect, so let's take this opportunity to make things big at once.

To put it simply, it is to let Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva unfurl the banner of revolution. In Buddhism, those who have good thoughts and enlightened minds will spontaneously join the reform faction of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Buddhism itself has contradictions of different ideas, but it was possible to suppress all these when the Tathagata Buddha was there, but now that the Buddha is gone, let the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva act as the fuse to completely detonate the beginning of this revolution.

Therefore, in order to successfully implement this plan, the Enlightened One will not show up. Although he, the Buddha, is a substitute, he is also a genuine master of Buddhism. Definitely follow him.

However, the revolutionary cause does not need those ignorant fools, what we need are comrades who are determined and uncompromising, so the first stage of this plan is to clearly see who is the enemy and who is the friend.

According to the estimates of the Enlightened Ones, after Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva raises the banner of Buddhist reform, there will only be a very small number of people who are willing to follow his ideas, but this does not matter, it is better to say.

Those fools in Buddhism who have an unstable attitude must choose to go along with the selfish side. As the saying goes, only in difficult times can we see the true face of others, so enlightened people must create difficult situations from the very beginning. According to the situation, select truly reliable revolutionary comrades.

As for those reactionaries and scumbags, they are all waiting to be put on the purge list and wait to settle accounts after the fall.

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Chapter 7

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A silent gunpowder filled the three realms. After Shituoling was pacified by Sanzang, the green lion, white elephant, and roc all fled back to their hometowns, and now they dare not show their heads. .

These three monsters said that their strength is actually the same, but because they have a Buddhist background, they did all the bad things like the second generation ancestor and no one sanctioned them. In the end, they were almost killed by Sanzang, which was completely frightening.

The three demon kings of Shituoling didn't have the guts to take revenge at all now, so they could only run home in desperation and sue their parents, and they could only beg their parents to help them find a place to take revenge.

However, what the Shituoling three monsters did not expect was that there is no one in the Buddhist sect to help them seek revenge and find a place to come back. Even the owners of the green lion and white elephant, Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva let them Be quieter recently.

In the same way, King Peacock Daming also told her younger brother Dapengniao not to go out and cause trouble for the time being, so as not to cause trouble and disaster.

The largest sect of Buddhism in the Three Realms is so low-key?Obviously not, if this is the case, Buddhists would not secretly send evil spirits to cause trouble in the world, but recently it has been a troubled time, and Buddhism is not at peace.

The Tathagata Buddha has passed away. Although the vast majority of Buddhists are still unaware of this fact, if the Buddha does not show up for a day, people will have suspicions in their hearts. You must know that most of the Arhats and Bodhisattvas have left Lingshan University. Leiyin Temple followed Maitreya Buddha to his ashram.

With the absence of the Buddha, it is understandable that the affairs of Buddhism follow the meaning of the "future Buddha". However, there are so many people in Buddhism, and it is of course impossible for everyone to be of one mind. So far, many sects of Buddhism have emerged.

Not to mention too much, there are currently three main factions in Buddhism, and the Buddha would be in chaos as soon as he didn't see it, it's so real.

The first faction, which is currently based on Maitreya Buddha, the "future Buddha", is the leader of the Buddhist sect, and most Bodhisattva Arhats echo the Buddhist faction. After all, Maitreya Buddha himself is the second-in-command in Buddhism. The Lord of Buddhism is justified, so far most of the Buddhists are now following Maitreya.

The second faction, the conservative faction who stayed at Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, is headed by Venerable Ananda, who is a faction of disciples who are loyal to the Buddha. These people are equivalent to the supporters of the Buddha. positions, but in smaller numbers.

The third faction is headed by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and is closely related to the heavenly court. Among them, Li Jing, the king of Tota, and Nezha can be regarded as members of this faction. affinity faction.

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In short, the relationship in Buddhism is also complicated, especially after the Tathagata Buddha died silently, these problems were exposed, so in Shituoling, the three monsters were flattened and no one went to find a place, even if it was a fight between a monkey and a bull demon king No one cares about the troubles in Xiniu Hezhou, and the Buddhists don't have the thought and effort now.

Gods and Buddhas are cultivated by human beings, and it is impossible to cut off the seven emotions and six desires. So far, most people in Buddhism have the idea of ​​fighting for power and profit. So what are those bodhisattvas and arhats doing now?

Standing in line and grabbing a position is nothing more than that.

The Tathagata Buddha is gone, and the head of the Buddhist sect is Maitreya Buddha. Everyone has nothing to say, but the second and third... the position has been discussed.

Venerable Ananda and Venerable Kassapa are the top ten disciples of the Buddha. They used to have a great discourse power in Buddhism, but now that the Buddhist boss has become a "future Buddha", Ananda and Kassapa did not go with them. So far, Maitreya Buddha is now fighting for power and profit, and the miasma is disgusting.