Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Sister-in-law, is elder brother at home today?"

"Monkey grandson...?"

Sun Wukong was brought to the Banana Cave several times by the Bull Demon King, and Princess Iron Fan knew him. After the gate of the cave was opened and the maid politely entertained the monkey to enter the cave, a beautiful and handsome fairy sat on a chair. Let another maid prepare the pastry and fruit, and she prepares the tea herself.

Princess Iron Fan is an Earth Immortal who has practiced Taoism. Although she married the Bull Demon King, there is no trace of evil spirit in this cave.

"You monkey grandson, are you here today for something, or do you just want to have some tea and pastries?"

"Sister-in-law, don't make fun of me~~~"

Princess Iron Fan's words are a bit embarrassing. The food and drink in Fangcun Mountain before was really light, and the monkeys often went to other people's houses to grab food, so they got familiar with each other.

But monkeys are still monkeys, and their cheeks are quite thick. Seeing Monkey King sitting directly opposite Princess Iron Fan, he picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth. By the way, he took another sip of tea, smacked his lips and said:

"Today I'm here to ask Big Brother Niu something, isn't Big Brother home?"

"Heh -- who knows where the cow died, it's best not to come back when it dies outside!"

Upon hearing Princess Iron Fan's words full of resentment, the monkey felt that something was wrong, so he immediately clasped his fists and said:

"Since Brother Niu is not at home, I won't bother you any more. See you, sister-in-law!"

"Wait for me—!"

As soon as Princess Iron Fan said these words, the monkey knew that he couldn't go away. Recently, the broom star must have come to the door. Why does nothing good happen when he meets a woman.

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Chapter 4 Tauren and "Tauren"

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As soon as Princess Iron Fan said this, the monkey couldn't just leave immediately. He had no choice but to sit back on the chair and asked:

"Sister-in-law, is there anything else?"

Princess Iron Fan didn't answer Sun Wukong's question directly. She squinted her eyes and looked at the monkey carefully before asking:

"You have a good relationship with my dead cow, right?"

"It's not bad, my brother and I have similar personalities, otherwise we wouldn't be brothers."

"That's fine."

At this point, Princess Iron Fan stood up directly, and she walked to Monkey King's side with light steps, put her mouth down to the monkey's ear and said softly:

"I heard that you are proficient in the magical power of 72 transformations. Can you show me the dead cow in my house?"

"Forehead......"

For some reason, a creepy feeling hit his back, and Monkey King fiddled with his hands immediately to refuse.

"If my sister-in-law wants to see the art of transformation, I'll come back in a few days. Today I have an urgent matter to find my elder brother. Since my elder brother is not here, I will leave first."

Before he could finish his words, the monkey was about to run away, but how could the Iron Fan Princess be fooled at will? She took out the banana fan under her tongue, and this magic weapon instantly changed when the wind rose. Bigger than a human being, Princess Iron Fan directly thrust the plantain fan into the ground, blocking Monkey King's way of escaping from the cave.

"If I tell you to change, I will change it for my old lady. How can there be so much nonsense!"

"Okay...Okay, sister-in-law, don't be angry..."

The fighting power of this angry and furious woman is extremely terrifying, even a monkey dare not touch Princess Iron Fan's rotten head at this time, so he can only obey the request honestly and transform himself into the appearance of the Bull Demon King.

After seeing Sun Wukong turned into the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan's anger also subsided a little. She looked at the monkey's current appearance carefully, and stretched out her hand to touch it, saying:

"Well...it is exactly the same as that dead cow, even I can't tell the difference."

"That...sister-in-law, men and women can't kiss each other."

The way Princess Iron Fan looked at her scared Monkey King, especially the hand on her body made Monkey very uncomfortable. He really shouldn't have come to this shitty place today, and he knew Sanzang would do nothing good if he came looking for him.

After sizing up, Princess Iron Fan really couldn't tell the truth between the transformed monkey and the Bull Demon King, but she said with great satisfaction:

"Very good! It will be safe in this way, Sun Monkey, go and do something for me."

"........."

Without daring to say anything, Sun Wukong already realized that the situation was quite bad. The Iron Fan Princess made him look like a Bull Demon King, and asked him to do things again. Obviously, he had nothing to do with his own who often messed around outside. The eldest brother can't get away with it, but how can he get involved in this matter.

If the ink continues to go on, I think he will fall into the pit, and the monkey didn't think too much about it. He made a quick decision and immediately ran away. He didn't even say hello. Rushing forward, the speed was so fast that Princess Iron Fan didn't even react.

I have to say that Sun Wukong is quite clever, and this is the best course of action at this time. If it gets mixed up between the problems of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, there will definitely be a mess in the end. As a result, although he was originally a monkey.

However, what I never expected was that people are not as good as heaven. At this time, the Bull Demon King, who was supposed to be spending his days and nights outside, returned home, and saw the old cow, still smelling of alcohol, coming outside the Banana Cave, shouting loudly. shouted:

"My lady! I'm back, open the door quickly."

After saying this, someone opened the door for him, but the person who rushed out collided with the Bull Demon King, and saw the bull's horn hit the bull's horn, and both of them fell to the ground with a "bang". on the ground.

Such a collision is naturally unscathed to the demon king, but the bull demon king is also sober from his drunkenness, shaking the bull's head to see the person in front of him clearly, he was immediately stunned.

Nothing else, the one who appeared in front of the Bull Demon King at this moment was exactly another self, exactly the same as looking in a mirror. At this moment, the Bull Demon King wondered if he was hallucinating from drinking too much.

However.....When Sun Wukong saw the Bull Demon King, he was overjoyed and immediately changed back to his original form, and greeted happily:

"Brother, you are finally back!"

The monkey had no intention of doing so, but this time it was completely disastrous. The Bull Demon King saw that he had turned back into Monkey King. He stared blankly at the Banana Cave. His wife was inside, and the monkey just came out of it. When he came out, he still changed into his own appearance, and suddenly his whole face turned green.

"Well, you bloody monkey! I treat you like a brother, yet you dare to bully your sister-in-law!!"

Even a man can't tolerate such a thing, not to mention that the Bull Demon King is a famous demon king. He just happened to be drunk today and ran into this before he woke up. In an instant, the Bull Demon King turned into a mad cow. Beckoning to conjure weapons and iron rods is to kill the monkey.

Stunned, Monkey King was naturally so stunned that he wanted to cry. He tried his best to avoid stepping on the pit but still stepped on the biggest mine. This cannot be explained clearly in a few words.

At this moment, Princess Iron Fan, the biggest party involved, chased after her. She also went outside the Banana Cave and was stunned. Seeing the face of the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong confronting each other, she understood what was going on. up.

After all, this monkey is an outsider and also the sworn brother of the Bull Demon King. Princess Iron Fan is not happy to see them turn against each other, so she immediately opened her mouth to explain:

"Quickly stop, I'm the one who made Monkey Sun look like you."

However, this sentence was heard by the Bull Demon King, and it added fuel to the fire. The old cow was about to be mad in an instant, and he directly cursed:

"Okay! I thought it was this dead monkey bullying you, but I didn't expect it to be an adulterer. Don't even think about it if I bump into you now!!"

"Dead cow! If you have the guts, try to tell my old lady again!?"

"The adulterer! So what if I tell you!!"

"it is good---!"

Princess Iron Fan was also directly annoyed. She usually abides by women's rules and stays in this plantain cave, but this day's dead cow often goes outside to mess with flowers, but Princess Iron Fan has never done anything like that. Extraordinary things come.

As a result, the Bull Demon King, who is now talking nonsense, has added fuel to the fire. Princess Iron Fan was originally dissatisfied with this dead cow who went outside to mess with flowers and grass, but this is a good thing, and there is a greater misunderstanding between misunderstandings. Due to the misunderstanding, Princess Iron Fan broke the pot in a panic.

"It doesn't matter if I have an affair with this monkey grandson, it's not the fault you made first!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

At this moment, the bull demon king directly turned into a mad cow. Without a word, he raised the iron rod and beat the monkey. How could men be so green that they could bear it.

Forced to do so, the monkey could only immediately take out the golden cudgel from his ear and fight it with the Bull Demon King's mixed iron rod. He is still trying to defend himself:

"Brother, you misunderstood me. I came here today to look for you, not my sister-in-law at all."

"Does that mean you're here to look for her? You're a dead monkey. I treat you like a brother, but you're cheating on me with this woman behind your back!!"

"Brother! Am I that kind of person? You have known me for so long and you still don't know what kind of person my grandson is!?"

"NMD! Lao Niu, I just know too well that no one who can make friends with me is a good guy. If I knew it at the time, I should have guarded against you, a monkey."

The words of the Bull Demon King made Sun Wukong unable to refute for a while, and there really seemed to be nothing wrong with it. The Bull Demon King's character of always messing with flowers and grass seems to be the same as the brothers and friends he makes.

But the monkey reacted immediately, what the fuck...he came to inquire about the news by himself, he didn't do anything at all, and he was completely blamed on his back.

The Buddha is also angry, not to mention that the monkey is not a peaceful person who likes to cultivate his body and mind at all, so his anger rushed straight up immediately.

"Go to NMD, do you really think I have no temper!?"

It is not something monkeys would do to stand foolishly and suffer losses. Although the Bull Demon King is his sworn brother, he has been misunderstood to such an extent that he will be beaten if he doesn't make a move.

Now no matter how you explain it, the Bull Demon King won't listen to it, and Sun Wukong is too lazy to explain it any longer.

All of a sudden, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong were fighting, and the sound of the collision of the iron rod and the golden cudgel resounded through the sky. Both of them are powerful people, and the land of Cuiyun Mountain alone is not enough for them. With all their strength, the Bull Demon King and the monkey both flew into the sky at the same time, and all the magical powers were cast.

The Bull Demon King has a nickname, also known as the Great King of the West. He is one of the countless monster kings in Hezhou, Xiniu, who has no background and is famous for his own strength.

After handing in hands, Sun Wukong realized that his sworn brother was really powerful. The golden cudgel he got from the East China Sea was originally a sea-fixing needle, even in the form of a stick in his hand, it weighed [-]. One hundred catties, not to mention the weight after it becomes longer and larger, cannot be measured.

Sun Wukong, who holds a golden cudgel as a weapon, has the power to carry Mount Tai and the five mountains, but now after fighting with the Bull Demon King, the monkey is crushed on one end, facing the Bull Demon King's mixed iron rod, he can't stand it.

After all, the Bull Demon King is a cow. He naturally has a lot of advantages over monkeys in terms of strength. This behavior of comparing strength with a cow is stupid than a cow, and Monkey King is not a fool.

Seeing that he was suppressed by the Bull Demon King in terms of strength, the monkey immediately used his supernatural powers. He didn't learn so long in Fangcun Mountain all these years.

When the golden cudgel in his hand faltered and forced the Bull Demon King back, Sun Wukong immediately picked up the stick in his hand and threw it at the Bull Demon King, and saw that the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was limp and turned into a rope. He flew directly over and entangled the Bull Demon King tightly.

This is the supernatural power of "binding immortals" learned from the enlightened beings. The monkey has suffered a lot from it in normal times, but it is very handy to use it at this time. Obviously, he has become proficient after being tied up a lot.

After being tied up by the rope turned into a golden cudgel, the Bull Demon King wanted to break free, but he couldn't break apart even though his face was blushing. This is a skill taught to monkeys by the Enlightened One, and it is still It would be embarrassing to break free with a rope made of a golden cudgel.

Seeing that the Bull Demon King was tied up, the monkey stopped doing anything and said:

"Brother, it's good to talk calmly for a while."

"Ah bah! Calm down!!"

This bull-headed man has become a real "Tau-headed man", how can the Bull Demon King calm down, he is annoyed and angry, and immediately transforms into a supernatural power, and his height instantly rises to a thousand feet, stepping on mountains and rivers, The sky above the head scares tigers, leopards, wolves, and monsters all over the mountain.

But how could it be so easy to get rid of the supernatural power of "Binding Immortal"?After the Bull Demon King casted his magic, the golden cudgel that bound him also grew longer and larger, and it also became a thousand feet in size, restraining the Bull Demon King tightly, and he still couldn't escape.

It is not only the Bull Demon King who knows the law of heaven and earth, Sun Wukong also simply transformed himself, using his magical powers to become a thousand feet in size, using the mountain behind him as a chair, sitting on the mountain and persuading the Bull Demon King:

"So I said, big brother, it's good for you to calm down."

"Damn it! You bloody monkey has the guts to let go of me, and fight another [-] rounds!!"

There is no way to talk about this. He thinks that he has been overwhelmed by the anger of the bull demon king. He can't listen to Sun Wukong's words at all, but now the bull demon king is tightly bound by the golden cudgel. Monkey Not in a hurry, he said slowly:

"Brother, just listen to me carefully."

Just when Sun Wukong was about to tell the Bull Demon King what happened in the Plantain Cave, he suddenly saw the golden cudgel that was restraining the Bull Demon King "snap", and it changed into its original shape and was bounced away.

At this moment, Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King were stunned. The monkey seemed to have figured out something, but the Bull Demon King also reacted immediately. He immediately picked up the iron rod and beat the monkey with all his strength.