How Did It Become a River Crab?

Needless to say, 1000 endless points, the extra reward for winning the game: the door to the random reward room has also opened behind the two. According to the system, this is a treasure room that will provide equal rewards to both of them, and the content is completely random , There will be no negative or suspected negative effects, which makes both brothers breathe a sigh of relief.

"Grandma, since we entered this ruined tower, every floor of us is either hell or difficult, and we have to play tricks to open a treasure chest... We are afraid that we will be targeted by this system."

"Yes, yes." Mo Lan replied immediately.

Up to now, his illusory sense of guilt has disappeared with the wind along with Brother Suozi's 2 minutes of entertainment just now.

In addition to this incident, a new blue magic has appeared on Mo Lan's body at this moment, which automatically enters Mo Lan's blue magic book after the battle is won. He glanced at it and triggered it. , a familiar spinning top whip appeared in his hand, aiming at Brother Suozi next to him, he just whipped it!

"Snapped!"

"You fucking pumping, oh, cooing murmur ——————"

Before Shishisuo could complain, his whole body spun at high speed like a spinning top, and immediately turned into an afterimage spinning at high speed. Looking at the Suozige spinning top, Mo Lan picked it up from the ground nearby. A piece of gravel was thrown up suddenly, and the gravel was thrown out by the spinning top, smashed on the wall, and shattered into a piece of stone grains.

Five seconds later, Brother Suozi stopped quickly, but at this moment he didn't want to finish what he said after [You fucking], but asked directly: "What is the specific effect?"

Mo Lan didn't speak, and directly described his new skill to Brother Suozi and projected it: [Spinning Whip]

Type: [Blue Magic]

Quality: None

Effect: Singing skill, consumes a moderate amount of mana, after channeling for 0.2 seconds, a spinning top whip that can only be used once is manifested in the hand, and the friendly target hit by the spinning top whip will immediately spin on the spot, turning into a An animated whirlwind top.Cooling time 5 minutes.

In this case, the friendly army turned into a spinning top can bounce off some low-power projectiles, and according to the weapon and physical strength in their hands, cause collision damage to nearby units. During the rotation, you can hit again Friendly forces, making them move in the direction they want, and the spinning top lasts for at most five seconds.

When used on the enemy, this skill can force the enemy to rotate several times in place, which may cause dizziness, interruption of spellcasting, weapon drop and other effects. The rotation lasts for 0.5 seconds.

In the random high-tower spinning top world, every spinning top player has a spinning top whip. After the realization of ether, the concept of [rotation] and [punch] is condensed to form the current blue magic version.

Going out to the game, sitting in the field, and so on, until one day, at an unknown moment, he died under the unknown spinning top to complete his mission.

Knowing nothing about the outside world, in this eternal, crazy rotation, do they get the sliver of happiness that is enough to comfort themselves?

Remarks: Back レ Back レ Back レ Back レ Back レ Back レ Back レ Back レ!

"There is work to be done." This is Time Lock's evaluation.

"There is work to do." This was Mo Lan's response to Shi Shisuo's evaluation.

In this way, Mo Lan's blue magic skill column has been filled with nine, leaving only one vacancy. This development speed is quite satisfactory. It is estimated that he will be able to withstand the task of choosing ten skills from dozens of skills in a short time. Happiness is troubled.

Not only Mo Lan, but Time Lock also got two extra items after this battle because of his enhancement of tickets, which can only be used in the tower.

The first item is a small dice with an upward arrow drawn on one side. This thing is called [Layer Jumping Dice]. At the same time, the two can return to the previously skipped floor from the entrance of the first floor at any time when they can go up and down, and challenge again.

This thing is undoubtedly very useful. With the current luck of the two brothers, it is very likely that one accidentally encounters some floors that cannot be handled by brain holes for the time being. [Layer Jump Dice] is very useful.

The second item is a set of small objects, which contain some gadgets like [perspective mirror], [gold sore medicine] (this is genuine) that can help in combat. Part of it should be useful, and it can only be used inside the tower.

To sum it up, the two brothers have gained a lot in this wave, and the highlight is still below. Behind the golden reward door behind them is the biggest reward on this floor. After repeatedly confirming that there will be no pitfalls inside, Mo Lan has already imagined the things behind the door up.

Afterwards, there may be an equipment library with random armor and weapons, an alchemy treasure with potions for self-collection, a big sale of independent skills, or even a wife hatching hut with a few monster eggs...

"...Oh no, Brother Suozi, you are a married man, how could you cheat in the game!" Thinking of this, Mo Lan complained angrily.

"How do you know that I fantasized about the part where I choose the blond girl follower???"

"It seems that we are Haier brothers, Shuke and Beta, and we are all going to the same goal."

After making jokes and relaxing, the two got up and prepared to go into the treasure chest room to find out, but just before that... Mo Lan suddenly called Brother Suozi to stop.

"What are you doing? You see that there is fraud again?"

"No, every time you open a treasure chest, there is a cheat, so it's not a game, it's a disgusting person... I just remembered that there is still one thing I can do."

"What's the matter?"

Mo Lan walked towards the arena where the barrier had been closed, switched out of the [Outrageous Craftsmanship] form, picked up the fidget spinner that was thrown on the ground before, and walked towards the field where there was still a sweeping robot and an armed helicopter.

"...waste utilization."

One minute later, Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo stepped into the glittering golden reward room door, submerged in a thick light.

Walking into a bonus room feels very different than entering a regular floor.

When going in and out of the floor before, the two felt as if they had walked into a stairway with a constant temperature. Every step could echo, and the light-cast stairs kept switching colors. People can't help but mention the stone in their hearts, wanting to know what kind of adventure they will face in the next level.

In contrast, walking into the bonus room, after passing through the curtain of golden light, the two seem to have stepped into a soft space made of honey-colored cotton candy.

The surrounding light is shining but not dazzling, conveying a warm and comfortable visual sense. When the two of them step into the middle of the house, the velvet-like touch around them spreads rapidly, even bringing the whole room outward. Stretched out, it expanded from an ordinary bedroom to the size of a classroom. Afterwards, the suspended golden light immediately settled, shaped, and constructed the outline of a room. It was slowly colored and solidified, and transformed into a spacious, similar to Home living room room.

This random high tower is afraid that the players brothers will be scared by the previous randomness, and deliberately add more special effects to emphasize that this is a pure reward room, there is no trap...

Inwardly complaining, Mo Lan raised her head and looked around the environment of the bonus room. As I said before, this place looks like an enlarged version of an ordinary living room, with coffee table, refrigerator, sofa, TV, anti-theft windows, and radiators , Bicycles, even lawn mowers, chainsaws, etc., although the last two have some flaws, they are indeed things that can be seen in the homes of people with gardens. At first glance, they are nothing special.

But if you take a closer look, you will find that the layout of this room is very strange. Even though the furniture is complete, the way it is placed is a bit like the room of those players who played Animal Crossing Friends Club for the first time. Like arranging and combining, orderly and strictly arranged in the room according to the queue.

The refrigerator is located in the back row, next to the bookshelves. The chainsaw and the lawnmower are facing each other in the first row. The anti-theft window set (anti-theft net + window itself) is not even on the wall at all, but has been completely removed. Standing on the left side of the penultimate row, it looks like a strange layout formed by the arrangement of furniture in order of height and height, similar to the way desks are placed in classrooms.

And at the front of these [desks], the position of the marked [podium] is the sofa that Mo Lan saw for the first time before. This sofa is different from other furniture. It is turned upside down at 90 degrees and the bottom is right Facing Mo Lan and all the furniture, Mo Lan wanted to cry at the first glance [The sofa fell down! 】……

Not only that, but the shape of this sofa is also different from other simple furniture. It is embroidered with two patterns of divine carvings, which are outlined with the colors commonly used in tattoos. It looks quite domineering, but it will inevitably look a little funny when placed on the sofa.

...What kind of battle is this?

Just when the two of you looked at me and I looked at you, looking at each other like Haier brothers, the carved sofa in front of the furniture trembled, and immediately there was an earth-shattering explosion, like a thunderstorm...

Yawn.

"yawn--!"

The intensity of this volume is like playing the mobile game "Girls Frontline" in a quiet evening study, forgetting to turn off the sound, and as a result, a G41 (CV: Kugimiya Rie) voice "shochu" popped out of the phone. Frontline!", the degree of shock to Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo was terrifying.

(I know what you want to ask, yes, I really did this, and for a long time after that, the students in the class learned this sentence very well. If there is an imitation contest, sister Kuigong will personally Come and get second.)

After this muffled thunder and explosion flashed by, the two brothers and the furniture arranged like school desks acted smartly at the same time. , smacking his lips with a fried wheat-level volume, and immediately, the entire sofa straightened up, and directly [got up], changing from lying on his back to the normal sofa shape.

Afterwards, on the sofa, the eyes of the two groups of divine sculpture patterns opened and closed, looked around like the eyes of the sofa, and shouted in very Chinese English: "Klaas Naganzakura!"

"Stand up!"

After the voice fell, the chainsaw in the first row of the team suddenly took over. Immediately, all the furniture in the venue was suspended half a meter from the ground at the same time, and they all said in unison: "Good morning Sifu!"

"Goodmorning is Doodent, Setdang, Setdang!"

After the tattoo sofa gave a vigorous response, the surrounding furniture fell to the ground at the same time, so powerful that it almost made the feet of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi numb. They looked left and right, and they understood that this was fundamental. It's not a [classroom-like] layout, but TM [just a classroom]!

The teacher is the tattoo and has a loud voice, but because it may give out rewards, it is a good sofa. The students are the other furniture arranged in the classroom seats. awe.

Although I don't know what this classroom is about, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi's positions are quite awkward at the moment, as if they suddenly fell down from the classroom and had no place to sit, so they could only stand in the middle of the desk aisle. As a transfer student, he didn't kneel down, nor did he jump up from the ceiling, so he was quite restless.

Fortunately, the sofa teacher quickly relieved the embarrassment:

"Students, hello... ah, the martial arts school only stipulates that greetings should be in foreign language, today we will practice luck and concentration according to yesterday's plan, but before that, let's introduce two new borrowers , They are [Mo Lan] and [Time Lock] students who were introduced to us by Gao Tatuomeng just now, and they will study in our class for about 10 minutes, everyone welcomes new students!"

"it is good!"

A group of furniture around him began to do his best, the refrigerator opened the door crazy, the anti -theft window began to hit the wall left and right, and the herbicide hit the chainsaw back and forth. She bowed to the students around her, and after a while, Mo Lan turned her head and said humbly, "So what exactly is this reward room rewarding?"

"Don't worry, don't worry." The two carved eyes of the carved sofa narrowed into a slit, and said kindly: "To put it simply, the two students triggered the reward mechanism of [Random Tower] and were sent to us I have learned [Instant Martial Arts], here is [Xianfu Normal University Experimental Foreign Language Martial Arts Museum], it is a school where all kinds of objects that become refined and condensed souls can learn martial arts and keep fit. The homeroom teacher and internal homework teacher of the second class of the grade: the sand sculpture teacher known as [Sofa Royal Sculpture]."

Come on, furniture can learn martial arts, endless space, endless space.

"Hello, Teacher Sha, hello, Teacher Sha." The two hurriedly cupped their hands: "Is there any teacher Shabi?"

"Why does every borrower sent by the tower ask this question?" Sand Sculpture teacher puzzled: "No, but our physical education teacher is called Shazabi, and it is said that he has smashed meteorites before, and his martial arts are very good , I always ask for sick leave, and most of the time I don’t see it in school.”

"Alright, may I ask Mr. Sha, what kind of learning method do we use here?" Mo Lan continued to ask, "It's not possible to practice in the spiritual time room for ten years, right?"

"No, no. In fact, the old man can't teach you martial arts beyond the real martial arts of immortal masters." The two sculptures of Teacher Sand Sculpture dangled from left to right: "Our school is open to non-human spirits. It is to cultivate all kinds of household items to become refined. Our martial arts, you can’t actually learn, even the types of furniture are different, martial arts are not interoperable. For example, the chest of the wardrobe, there are only a group of wardrobe students who have mental problems at that time. Learned, it is said that they later went to the Random Tower to find employment, I don’t know if you have encountered it before?”

"Have you ever met?" Mo Lan looked at Brother Suozi.

"I have no impression." Brother Suozi shook his head.

"Yes, I have no impression." Mo Lan turned around and said.

"It's okay, the random tower is vast and ever-changing. The chance of encountering it is very small. We will meet each other if we are destined to meet each other in the future." Teacher Sand Sculpture said with a smile: "Come back to business, so in fact, we can only teach two of us. Some of the foreign exchange martial arts outside the Immortal Master’s practice, we collectively call them [Pictographic Fist]..."

"Pictographic Fist? Mantis Fist, Eagle Claw Fist, Snake Fist, Tiger Crane Double Shape, Wang Ba Fist, Ha Toad Fist?"

"Pictographic boxing." Teacher Sand Sculpture repeated: "In the history of human martial arts, there have been strange people who discovered the mystery of boxing in every move of animals, improved and deepened it, and then transferred it to the human body. On top of that, with the body of a human and the meaning of a beast, in the end, both form and spirit are combined, transformed into a beast, becoming a beast spirit walker, controlling the power of the four beasts, gaining two attacks and the third time causing additional damage, obtaining a blood-sucking shield, and speeding up to shoot people Halo, punching can breathe fire and other magical abilities..."

"Why does it sound slightly different from the real history?"

"Really? There are thousands of human worlds in the heavens and myriad worlds. Perhaps the pictograph boxing in your world should be more serious. All in all, in our world, even in modern times, there are human beings who are constantly improving themselves and exploring the mysteries of pictograph boxing." , and even learn more profound truths in it, and be able to imitate more powerful things."

"for example?"

"Associate Professor of the Boxing Department of Tianji Wukuang University [Gao Jing Fist of Anti-aircraft Cannon] created an original set of [Aircraft Cannon Boxing], which imitates the anti-aircraft guns that exist in the real world. The body is formed into a triangle, the fist is used as the mouth, and the air is blasted into the sky. Shot through the space barrier and briefly shattered the void."

"The lecturer of the Xicheng Nanda Boxing Department [Nuclear Unrest Li Bote] draws inspiration from the nuclear bomb explosion and concentrates the internal force in the front of the fist. When attacking, it can increase the internal force like nuclear fusion and expand the blood. Qi and blood are the most powerful. When it is full, one punch can smash out a terrifying mushroom cloud of internal force like a nuclear explosion, known as [nuclear turmoil]. Unfortunately, due to the change of the times, the structure of the aura of heaven and earth has changed, and it has gradually withdrawn from the stage of the times."

"In addition, there are [Vacuum Implosion Bouncing Fist], [God's Staff Fist], [Tsunami Fist], etc., like these punches, our school..."

"It's not included, is it?" Mo Lan said blankly.

"how do you know?"

"Because what you said sounds like starting with the bottom purple, and what you said is to expand the world view and water time." Shi Shisuo continued next to him: "The time for bragging is over, Mr. Sha, let's order some potatoes Let's be honest..."

"Okay, it's worthy of being two star chasers who were given preferential treatment by random towers!" Mr. Sand Sculpture nodded (the upper half of the sofa was bent down) and said: "In that case, we won't make a fool of ourselves. Most of the pictographic boxing martial arts corresponding to the furniture can learn the basic principles within 10 minutes, and the rest is a quick version that can be practiced by yourself. These students in the class have all the corresponding martial arts. You two are here to ask more. Let's see if there is any furniture pictographic boxing martial arts that you are interested in. By the way, as a bonus, you should be able to use the martial arts you have learned at this moment in the next process of climbing the tower."

"Come on, brother Suozi, you ask the right side and I ask the left side, and gather in the middle."

After the two brothers had divided their responsibilities, they began to ask left and right, and learned their stories from each piece of furniture, and gradually figured out what this [Furniture Pictograph Boxing] was.

To put it simply, the so-called [Furniture Pictograph Fist] is to imitate the various characteristics of the furniture present, use the human body to transform various resource bars into internal strength, and use these characteristics in an attacking way to imitate martial arts.

To give a few examples, [Chain Saw Fist] allows practitioners to punch at an extremely terrifying speed, so that the internal force attached to the fists becomes entangled and turns into a cutting edge like a whirlpool, cutting the enemy like a chainsaw. If you prepare batteries or fuel in advance, you can enter the power state at critical moments, greatly increase the output, and practice to the highest level. It will also increase the chance of encountering a beautiful and sinister woman in a suit and tie.

And [Weeder Fist] can fill the practitioner's body with internal energy, making them in the [OzZ] posture, and when lying on the ground, they can charge forward furiously like a weeder. Due to unknown reasons, this move is very important for Zombie enemies have extremely high bonus damage.

[Bicycle Boxing] can make the practitioner's belly form a bicycle with internal force, which is convenient for others to ride, and provides the rider with a terrifying bonus of human-vehicle integration. After practicing persistently, the person riding on him can get B Super hero qualifications, increasing the chance of encountering sea king monsters.

[TV boxing] can greatly improve the control of the chest and abdominal muscles, so that the muscles of the trunk can be agitated and changed like pixels. If you practice at a high level, you can even play cat and mouse cartoons for children, the peak After Dacheng, it will be easier to open a barrage video website.

[Air-conditioning boxing] There are many schools. The central air-conditioning school can cool and heat in a wide area, change the surrounding environment, and improve the internal strength of fellow fighters. The disadvantage is that they may be identified as scumbags and scumbags. The air conditioner can mobilize high-temperature and low-temperature internal forces to bombard the enemy in a large area. When the three schools are trained to the highest level, they can invite Big Big Wolf above their heads and use their inventive power to help them fight.

[Refrigerator Fist] can be self-refrigerated, used to seize the opportunity in the Internet scolding battle, and can even store an elephant of any kind in the body...

All kinds of martial arts are dazzling, and the difficulty of choosing is extremely rapid, but in the end, Mo Lan overcomes the disease and finds the suitable choice in his mind: the seat is located in the second-to-last row of anti-theft windows.

As the saying goes, relying on others is the princess, relying on the north is Taiwanese, relying on you Chiwa is from Dongying, relying on Ye Niang is from Henan, relying on the window is the protagonist, and relying on oneself is the real hero.And this anti-theft window not only relies on itself, but also because it is the window, so it is also by the window, that is the protagonist among the protagonists, the hero among the heroes, and it is really the best learning object!