How Did It Become a River Crab?

... Putting aside this old cliché, the essence of [Anti-Theft Window Fist] is a kind of immoral martial art that complements each other with internal qi and body. It focuses on restraining, controlling opponents, and interfering with the enemy's output. The core feature is just one word [clip]...

This may sound like this martial art should be called [X Wave Weibo Gong], but it is not the case. The main manifestation of this [clamp] is like clamping a cat in the gap between the windows, making it immobile Similarly, rely on your own fists to condense the energy of the anti-theft window to sandwich the enemy in the middle, making them trapped and lose their combat ability. The turbulent flow breaks the defense and increases the damage caused by the surrounding units, which is very suitable for the positioning of Mo Lan's [controlling output mage].

In addition, when this boxing technique is practiced in the middle and late stages, it can also use the body to form an interception net to block the enemy's stealing, seizing, and blood-sucking skills, release the anti-theft energy to block the enemy's projectiles, and even punch out a anti-theft The phantom of the net, crushing and imprisoning the enemy from a distance, is a boxing technique born for control.For Mo Lan, who has Void Spirit Blade as the main output in melee combat, this kind of boxing that can be used in a short period of time and has an auxiliary effect is more useful than continuous output boxing.

... I know what everyone wants to say, but boxing is free, even if the whole process of this kung fu has nothing to do with fists, as long as everyone believes that it is boxing, then it is boxing. After all, the heart that believes is our boxing. .

After choosing this boxing method, Mo Lan returned to the center of the field. Brother Suo Zi also finished his purchase at this moment, and he finally chose the first boxing method he saw [Chain Saw Boxing]...

"..." After Mo Lan heard this decision, she was silent for a moment, raised her head, and asked with vacant eyes: "Brother Suozi, do you lack the melee output?"

"Oh, this, ah, the more the better." Brother Suozi said righteously.

"Aren't you really trying to increase the chances of encountering a beautiful and sinister woman in a suit and tie?"

"How could it be? Am I such a filthy person?" Shi Guangsuo opened his eyes wide, and said angrily, "Zi Lan, it is because your head is full of yellow waste, so you can see that this boxing technique is yellow." !"

"Oh, let me mention that the insidiousness of that woman in a suit and tie may reach the level of squeezing you out as a tool man, and then crushing you into meatloaf and feeding it to pigs while you are not paying attention. Just don't worry about it. .”

"Mr. Sha, I'll change the lawnmower."

"? I want to tell my sister-in-law!"

After chatting for a few words to relax, Teacher Sha Sculpture took a look at the two new students who looked upright and kind, but after a closer look, they felt that they deserved to be beaten, and cleared their throats: "Then...the two have been chosen. ? Note that once you choose, you must not go back on your word!"

"A whole lot."

"It's fine if you decide. Next, I will use my school's ancestral mysterious magic weapon that stores the essence of martial arts to teach you two magical skills. Wait a moment..."

Seeing this, Mr. Sha moved the entire sofa back two steps, walked to a counter placed on the edge of the room, mobilized the true energy in his body to open the drawer, picked from it, and unscrewed two things from the air, which fell into the drawer respectively. In the hands of Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo.

Mo Lan looked down, good guy, it's too mysterious and passed down from the ancestors.

The things in the palms of the two are two USB flash drives.

Yes, two USB flash drives, on which were written [Weeder Fist] and [Anti-theft Window Fist] with the white background and red line labels that are common in stationery stores. Next, the teacher will give each of the two brothers a belt, so that each time they will be in charge of a beauty fainting and the other transforming into a fight.

"Please point the USB flash drive at the [Yamen acupoint] on the back of your neck, insert it directly, and press the button on it when you hear the [dong dong] sound of the USB flash drive entering the computer."

"Brain-computer socket, right?" Mo Lan had already seen the strange thing at this moment: "Where is the Yamen acupoint?"

"It's tongue-in-cheek."

"Where is the tongue???"

"It's tongue aversion."

"Tongue disgust is again... Can you describe it in a way that a person who has never studied Chinese medicine can understand???"

"Have you seen "Attack on Titan"?"

"Seen."

"It's just above the place where they usually hit giants."

"understood."

The two did as they were told, and inserted the USB flash drive into the back of their heads. After hearing a [咚咚↗] sound, they pressed the read button on the USB flash drive.In an instant, a folder page like a computer screen appeared in front of the two of them.

"Okay, at this time you should have seen the two folders [Security Window Fist] and [Weeder Fist], open them by double-clicking or silently saying [Open] in your mind."

Mo Lan was silent for a moment, and said: "My display here is [Lesson Preparation Materials], the size is 30TB, and the name of the first video in it after opening is [Super Stirring の White Tech Cloth Pure Sofa, Fierce Battle with Large Length Solid Wood Sand—— "

"boom!"

In an instant, a burst of true energy burst out from the back of Mo Lan's head, pulled out the USB flash drive, and threw it into the drawer with lightning speed.When the airflow calmed down, Mo Lan heard the [咚咚↘] sound of the U disk exiting.

"I took the wrong one just now. That should be the lesson preparation material of the deputy head teacher." Teacher Sand Sculpture did not change his expression (meaning that the sofa fabric has no wrinkles), and took out a new one from the drawer, "This is it."

"Just talking." Mo Lan interjected again, "And then?"

"After opening the folder, run the .exe file inside." Teacher Sand Sculpture said calmly: "The installation path can be selected by default, otherwise it will be easy to install to the memory area or the creative area. The former is not easy for you to remember, and the latter will be you Every time I write a novel, I may have to copy the content of the exercises infinitely."

"The progress bar is over, then what?"

"Copy and paste the other three folders into the brain, click the last bat file, and repair the registry. Our ancient method teaching process is over." Teacher Sand Sculpture said with satisfaction: "Next Be sure to remember to recite [Eject U disk] silently in your mind, and then pull out the U disk after the sound of thud, otherwise some file debris may remain in it.”

"Then you just now..." Mo Lan squinted her eyes and was about to speak when she heard a message from the system: "You have received 1000 endless points secretly transferred from [Sand Sculpture Master]."

"What happened to the teacher just now?"

"Nothing, thank you master!"

After the installation and decompression was completed, and the registry was repaired, Mo Lan searched carefully in his mind according to the guidance of Teacher Sand Sculpture. Soon, he found that there was an extra series in his mind that transformed his [magic power] into [true power] Qi] or [Inner Force], which is then used to transform into the moves of [Anti-theft Window Fist], and has been turned into a new bonus, which has entered his [Bonus] list.

[Anti-theft Window Boxing (10%)]: You have learned the pictographic boxing called [Anti-theft Window Boxing] through the ancient method of passing on skills. You can improve your cultivation progress by practicing in your spare time and using props , acquire new skills, new abilities.

Current boxing practice progress: 10%

Passive Effect: Slightly increases your punching speed and melee damage.

Active effect: [Anti-theft clamp]: You can convert a moderate amount of magic power into internal force, and release this part of internal force from the front of the fist according to a specific method, so as to form an oppressive combination of anti-theft window and anti-theft net, and block the enemy In the middle, make it immobile for a short period of time, and increase the damage caused by your allies to it by 10%. The immobilization time depends on the target's strength and struggling strength, and the cooling time is 60 seconds.

With the consent of the Sand Sculpture Master, Mo Lan found a Two-dimensional girl pillow student, raised her left fist, gathered her internal force, shouted loudly, and the punching wind turned into a blurred purple internal force net, holding her firmly in place. Caught firmly in the middle.

The two-dimensional beautiful girl pattern on the pillow showed some unhealthy strangulation marks under the attack of the internal force net, but this did not affect the male pillow itself. After a moment of struggle, it shattered the virtual anti-theft Window, escaped from it, and it took about three seconds. Considering that this brother came prepared, this time can be extended by two or three seconds during the raid, which is a very practical control skill. The point is that Mo Lan doesn't have to continue Guidance, after you hit it, you can do other things and continue to output. As a bonus, it is very good.

The random high tower still has the basic tower morality. It is said that the reward room is really a pure reward room. After this wave, Mo Lan and Suo Zige each got a growth bonus. He got 1000 points in the transaction, and now, he has obtained a huge sum of 10000 points in this tower, plus the 8000 in his original bag, it is enough to buy a high-quality independent skill of purple quality.

Hell difficulty, come more frequently and more violently.

"It seems that our cooperation is still very good." Brother Suozi who also tidied up the gains sighed, "Brother Lan, the two of us have the possibility of becoming good brothers."

"Need to say?" Mo Lan grinned and said, "Brother Suozi, you are welcome, we are already half-brothers."

"That's true, that's true." Brother Suo Zi smiled happily.

Mo Lan: "Best friend!"

Brother Suozi: "Siblings!"

Under the subtle watch of Mr. Sand Sculpture, the two siblings whose friendship has been sublimated, friends, relatives and friends, left the treasure room shoulder to shoulder, and marched bravely towards the next level with precious friendship!

After a while, the two walked into a new floor, and what they faced was another string of powerful characters: [You have come to the seventh floor]

[The name of this floor is: [The Great Test of Man]]

[Floor Pass Conditions: Pass the test of a manly robot and prove that you are a man. 】

[Floor Rewards: Enter a random reward room on the first floor. 】

Looking at the somewhat weird floor name, the two brothers, shoulder to shoulder, squinted their eyes at the same time, looked around the environment in the room, and found that it was a spacious room like a training ground similar to the previous wardrobe battle.

In the center of the field, there is the only unit in this room, which looks like a garbage sorting bin, surrounded by a mysterious robot with various grooves. When the two of them cast their eyes on it, a synthetic male voice came out from inside the robot: "Two Hello man, welcome to [The Great Test of Manliness], I am the examiner Latin."

"Hello, Mr. Latin." Mo Lan asked, "What kind of test is this test?"

"This man asked very well." Latin said, "What is my name?"

"Latin."

"correct answer."

"Didn't you tell us that?"

"No." Latin's machine-synthesized voice calmly said, "You answered the question you asked yourself just now."

"……Latin?"

"Latin."

At this moment, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi suddenly felt that this floor... seemed a bit unique.

"The following announces the rules of this floor: the two need to choose a friend, step into the trial field in front of them, and accept a 60-second Latin challenge while removing the pain mask. The form is similar to the second part of "Agent Bean" At the beginning, as long as you pass all the challenges, both players can successfully advance and get rewards. Please note that during this period, no form can avoid the challenges brought by the challenges.”

"... Brother Lan." Brother Suozi squinted his eyes and said, "Have you seen "Agent Bean"?"

"Seen."

"What's the plot at the beginning?"

"Bean is practicing iron crotch kung fu in the temple."

"...What kind of practice?"

Mo Lan recalled the stills in her mind and sent them to Brother Suozi.

"...I see." Brother Suozi sighed, "Since that's the case, it's very obvious who is going to make this sacrifice."

"Yes." Mo Lan moved her body, adjusted her egg path, and said firmly, "You are my best friend."

"I am your sibling."

"Who will go, needless to say?"

"Needless to say!"

At this moment, Brother Suozi suddenly shrank, turned into Mo Lan's right foot, controlled Mo Lan's right foot to take a step forward, took advantage of his imbalance, and kicked towards his ass !

"Siblings just want to give you a push, so let me send you on your way, Brother Lan!"

Unexpectedly, Mo Lan, who had been prepared for a long time, let out a cold snort, and the glow of the Void Spirit Blade in his hand flashed, and a blow of [Virtualization Impact] directly blurred himself, allowing Brother Suozi to kick empty space with his backhand. Remember [The Art of Lifting the Floor] hit Brother Suozi on the forehead, and he canceled the virtual state and grabbed the dizzy floating right leg with his backhand, and threw it towards the field!

"Best friends are consumables when running a group, complete your mission, Brother Suozi!"

"You crumb crab!"

"You crab legs!"

The ups and downs of friendship between men are so great.

The first thousand and 130th chapter nine crisis contract (4K)

Seeing that Mo Lan was about to throw himself into the arena, Brother Suo Zi changed again at the moment the dizziness ended, turning into [Ethereal Blade], slipped away from Mo Lan's fingertips, and then slapped him straight with the blade of the sword Mo Lan's butt, he wanted to smash it into the arena in an instant, to bear the test of Latin instead of himself.

But Mo Lan was also prepared. When his ass was about to be hit by a pia, he immediately activated [Fat Boy High Jump], leaped straight into the air, and while avoiding the blow, landed a backhand whip leg, which was neat and tidy. He kicked Brother Suozi's sword hilt with the ground, and the flying blade drew a series of sparks on the ground. He stopped his retreat, pulled it out in the air, and burst into a Gillette sword cry, which was magnificent and eye-catching. , At first glance, the duel between the two is very entertaining. If you put aside the facts and show it to passers-by, it might be a very handsome fighting GIF... If you delete the words of the two , even more so: "Let me do my brotherly duty, Brother Lan!"

"Please fulfill your obligations as a close friend, Brother Suozi!"

"Brother Lan!!"

"Brother Lock!!"

"Can't you let the elders?"

"Can't you just turn into a jig, go in and let it pull you? For a jig, Latin should be equivalent to pulling your upper body. It's easy to hold on for 60 seconds!"

"Do you think I haven't thought about it like this? But I have a terrifying premonition that as long as I become Ding, the world will be disintegrated by high-dimensional forces and be forcibly corrected!"