How Did It Become a River Crab?

Hearing this, not far from him, the contestant controlling the warrior boy suddenly raised his head, stretched out his finger, pointed at him, and shouted: "What do you mean? You're blackmailing me Lunbao again? Do you know that our Lunbao secretly How hard did you work during training? How dare a helicopter through the back door cue me, Lun Baohou? You don’t have to speak if you have mold in your mouth, there’s no need to come out and spray dung!”

"Laughed hard." After listening to the contestant controlling the sweeping robot, he sneered and said, "If you don't have hard skills, you will work hard all day long. Don't you think you have a clue? Work hard, our helicopter baby will not work hard? If your gyro is not good enough, don’t touch porcelain and get hot. Hoho, you still work hard at this spinning speed? You really worked hard. Why is no one selected for the S race ranking? You can’t even practice Q acceleration and teleportation. I’m afraid it’s not private Kidney deficiency caused by too much exercise with Katerina?"

"Can you have a little morality?" The player controlling Noelle on the opposite side couldn't stand it anymore: "It's interesting to start attacking people personally if you can't say it? Sure enough, fans are whatever idols are, helicopters go through the back door and how many sponsors cheer The plane and the bomber dared to come to the game with a shy face after sleeping, and the fans followed suit with rotten crotches and said that other people's pants were stained with mud? Such an unclean man has so many fans, it's me, I want justice if I cut off my balls Cut pinch!"

"I'm laughing. I don't like to hear the truth. Why are you so confused? Your private life is in a mess. My sister is entangled with state felons and Huangmao street scammers. More and more clothes are produced every day. Specifically. I can’t say what’s going on, the clearer knows for sure, whether the popularity of this game is driven by our helicopter treasure or by you, you have to figure it out before you speak.”

"Machine ⑧ fans don't do anything other than personal attacks and splashing dirty water, right..."

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi lowered their heads, and also smiled ferociously.

It became.

... all kinds of martial arts, this is [recalling bitterness and taking sweetness: turning some people into Galen fans and another part into helicopter fans, let them scold each other and divert attention so that we can easily handle big things]!

Chapter 130 Seven Glorious Years (4K)

Just as the wheels (Galen fans) and chicken sauce (helicopter fans) differentiated by [Recalling Bitterness and Sweetness] started a long-lasting and fierce scolding battle under the fire of the two, the venue that was ignored by them , the two brothers Mo Lan and Brother Suozi had already sneaked towards a corner of the arena, one behind the other.

There, there is a spinning top that has always been in the fringe area and has average combat effectiveness, but is still spinning quietly because of the excellent operation of the players. [They] are exactly what I mentioned before, [Sweeping Robot] + [ A combination of a cat with a lightsaber in its mouth].

Yes, [they]...

When encountering these spinning tops for the first time, both Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo thought that this [cat sitting on a sweeping robot] spinning top was a complete whole like other similar ones, and its appearance was just a form of expression, which did not affect its essence. During the previous entanglement, Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo discovered something at the same time: the player who controls the spinning top of this sweeping robot...his movements are different from others.

As mentioned before, each contestant uses a whip to whip his top to make it spin. The target of the whip is the blade, propeller and other areas of the [top], and it does not hit the top of the top. One is to prevent the book from being washed out (after all, there are Noelle, Tanjirou and Victor in it), and the other is... It is also because these spinning tops are integrated.

The blade itself is a part of their body. The contestants hit the edge of the spinning top just like hitting the edge of an ordinary wooden spinning top. In this way, the spinning top is accelerated. If it hits the torso, it is equivalent to pulling the top If the top of the gyro is not installed, it will not be able to increase the speed of the gyro and change the direction.

But the player who controls the sweeping robot gyro is an outlier among them. Among all the players who control the bio-type gyro, only his whipping position is different. The kitten held a lightsaber in its mouth, but used a heavy, special whip to whip the [sweeping robot] body from below in an arc again and again.

This difference represents a fact that Mo Lan and Shishisuo can usher in a turning point: the body of this [sweeping robot plus lightsaber cat] combination top has only the [sweeping robot] below it, and the English short on the top The blue-and-white cat... It's really a cat with a lightsaber in its mouth that is attached to it.

This incidates that……

While the scolding battle above was still going on, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi approached the unknown blue-and-white lightsaber cat and the sweeping robot at full speed. During this process, Brother Suozi instantly became Mo Lan's [Void Blade ], through the control enhancement ability of [Assimilation Shapeshifter], the hardness and strength of the real thing in Mo Lan's hands were strengthened.

Immediately, Mo Lan shouted inwardly (for fear of disturbing the fan circle boy above), and struck out with a sudden blow, hitting the lightsaber flying from the center of the spinning top, stopping the rotation of the sweeping robot for good The kitten with the lightsaber flew out with a meow, and Mo Lan grabbed the lightsaber and slipped it up on the back of its neck, and threw it to a safe area. He lowered his head, looked at the sweeping robot that was still spinning, and raised his legs to stand up!

... I can replace it!

The spinning top whip can only spin items with the certification property of [Spinning Top], therefore, the time lock cannot turn Mo Lan into a spinning top and rush out of the enchantment by turning into a whip and pumping Mo Lan's ass, but at this moment, as long as Mo Lan stepped on the top of the sweeping robot, and Suo Zige controlled the whip to lash the sweeping robot, which made Mo Lan spin as quickly as if it had activated a killing halo, and was judged to be a part of the [Spinning Top]!

In this way... he can successfully pass through the defensive barrier, reach the player's bench, kill a lot, and end the game!

If it was a normal situation, it would be very difficult to complete this task when surrounded by several players, but at this moment, the above players are still fighting for their idols, and they have no intention of caring about the following things , and because of this, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi can easily pia fly kittens, and replacing them will be a great cause!

At this time, the professionalism of the contestants above was reflected. While Mo Lan was angrily grabbing the kitten toy, the wheel contestant who was in charge of controlling the sweeping robot on the stage still took time out of his busy schedule to use extremely A strong sense of crisis noticed the situation in the field, so he immediately raised his whip and lashed at the sweeping robot below to make it run away to one side, avoiding Mo Lan's magic jio!

Once he succeeds and reminds the players around him that in the face of the pressure of life and death, the wheels and the chicken sauce will temporarily abandon their hatred and share the same hatred, and the opportunities they finally got will slip away from their eyes, and the success will fall short!

At the critical moment, Mo Lan roared, "Brother Suozi!"

Shi Shisuo turned his head suddenly, and saw that Mo Lan had already taken out a small pink object from his butt bag, spun it quickly in his hand, and threw it in the direction of the air sweeper player!

That's a cute cat fidget spinner with blades that he got from the system before!

It was at this moment that Brother Suozi was so blessed that he immediately transformed into the same spinning top. With the help of assimilating the power of the controller, he adjusted the trajectory of the fidget spinner in the air, allowing the [spinning top] to pass through the barrier and draw a new shape in the air. The moon-like arc precisely slit the contestant's throat!

The fidget spinner wheel that had lost its power fell to the ground, and the player whose throat was cut by the blow also clutched his neck and fell to the ground. Even though this scene woke up the surrounding players, it was too late. Mo Lan now , has stood firmly on top of the sweeping robot, and is attracted by its own force field. At this moment, it has become the external armed part of the [sweeping robot gyro]!

Immediately, Mo Lan suddenly raised his hands and held his Void Spirit Blade forward. Brother Suozi behind him also immediately switched to a spinning top whip specially used to control this spinning top, and whipped at full speed, making Mo Lan In an instant, Lan turned into an afterimage, and turned into a humanoid spinning top with [Ethereal Blade] as the attacking part!

"God damn it! Stop him now! Otherwise Lun Lun will lose!!"

"Helicopter, let Mu Lun see our will to survive!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the surrounding players waved their whips with all their strength, trying to get the other spinning tops on the field to return to defense and prevent Mo Lan's spinning top from rushing out of the barrier, but this position was carefully selected by the two brothers. They couldn't keep up, and then some smarter players wanted to stop the Molan gyro with a whip, but as I said before, the sweeping robot controlled by a special whip cannot be driven by other whips, and that It took more than a second for the dead player's alternate to be sent over.

"Brother Lan, it's time to go!"

"Gulu Guru Guru Guru! (Please whip me, Gongjin...Brother Suozi!)" Mo Lan, who had already slurred his speech, said loudly.

Grasping this more than a second, the time-locked incarnation whipped three times in succession, causing Mo Lan's body to soar into the sky under the transportation of the sweeping robot, directly passed through the barrier, and came to the player's seat on the edge of the arena !

At this moment... the battle is essentially over.

Under the control of Time Lock, Mo Lan's sweeping robot spinning top... spun wildly around the field at an astonishing speed!

The players who had no power to fight back were crushed by the killing flowers blooming on the edge of the arena, turning into mud and dust, only the mosaics were flying all over the sky, as if they were hitting the basket one by one, Rotating on the edge of the basket, the basketballs that could not make it to life and death, spun around the court, one circle, and another circle, the old players were directly chopped off, and the new players were killed at the moment they hit the ground. Entered the death cycle of being surprised → trying to avoid → not being hit in time.

As for Mo Lan herself, she had already lost her sense of direction in the spinning, and everything in front of her eyes was blurred, except for the dizziness and feeling of holding back urine caused by the centrifugal force, she had no other feelings.In the endless rotation, he even heard "Turn around!"Xueyuehua! "The chorus part.

In a trance, Mo · Top · Wheel Turn · hacked ten people to death with a single knife · Lan, saw his youth.

In the past, he also used the spinning top and launcher in the drawer of the bullied classmates to bombard the school bullies' little elephants in the crowd.Although this way of playing is not so popular, in Mo Lan's eyes, the youth of playing spinning tops is also a beautiful memory of his childhood with filters.

The feeling of dizziness became stronger and stronger, and in the rotation, he saw dots of starbursts gathered together, like a revolving lantern memory, he saw the toilet cubicles one after another, and chocolate-colored fountains emerged like mushroom clouds. Bursting out of the pit, I saw flying in the air like a witch's broom, with a beautiful brown trail, like a mop of a comet...

He thought of the browser records he hadn't deleted...

He thought of his 89 Two-dimensional ex-wives...

I thought of writing crispy duck literature in class for the rotten female students, but because the content was too detailed, even including the danger of not enema beforehand, I was kept at a respectful distance from my first literary creation...

I thought of eating cake in class and being punished to ask each student to eat a piece. The next day, I and my father pulled more than 40 plates containing one dollar bills and put a plate on each classmate’s desk. ...

I thought of finding my father's hidden folder of unhealthy videos by accident, copying them with a mobile hard drive and deleting them all, and the happy childhood of being a kind father and a filial son after being discovered...

All kinds of the past from childhood are scattered like a tide, making Mo Lan's eyes red inadvertently.

He also remembered the night when he saw Su Cai for the first time. The boy in a foreign dress and with a delicate face was squatting on the stairs of the school, hugging a stained wig, with red eyes, and sniffing his nose. Holding a piece of roasted gluten in his hand, his mouth was full of oil from the left and right, and he squatted down beside him.

"What are you crying for?" he said at the time.

"……who are you?"

"Why are you crying?"

"It has nothing to do with you, stay away from me."

"It doesn't matter. Under your buttocks are the steps where I usually eat takeaway. I have the habit of elementary school. Every night I don't eat gluten on the second floor from top to bottom. I feel uncomfortable all over."

"...Then I'll let you."

"That won't work, you've offended me, you have to tell me what you're crying about first."

"My wig was soiled by a classmate."

"Who the hell is so wicked?" The kid with a face full of beatings chewed his gluten and mumbled, "I'll wash his hair when he goes to the toilet some other day."

"...Didn't you realize that I'm a boy?"

"I found out, I saw you at the opening ceremony, the boy's school uniform you were wearing."

"Aren't you... disgusting? I... like wearing skirts?"

"Why are you disgusting? You look good, don't you?" The little boy said with a puzzled face, "I think it suits you well. It must look good when your hair grows."

"But my wig is no longer usable..."

"Hey, what's the matter? The wig can't be used..."

The little kid swallowed the last bite of gluten, and pointed at the boy's short black hair with a wooden stick at a distance: "You will look better if you keep it by yourself from today on."

"..." The boy looked at the little boy's face, and after a while, he said in a low voice, "You have chili powder on your face."

"Oh, I wipe..."

"Don't use sleeves! Use paper!"

"no!"

"I have!!"

"Thank you! What's your name?"

"My name is Su Cai!"

"My name is Mo Lan! What class are you in?"

"I'm in the same class as you!"

...I probably don't have the habit of sitting on the stairs and eating takeaway.

After spinning for several minutes, Mo Lan stopped slowly. After the long period of dizziness and weightlessness eased, Mo Lan, whose whole body was in the shape of an A, woke up slowly from the dizziness, and saw the person who had entered the account. One thousand endless points, a silent arena, opened directly in front, leading to the door to the reward room, and the time lock sitting next to him with a tired smile on his face.

"Are you awake?" Shi Shisuo turned his head, showing a hearty smile exclusive to a reliable uncle: "We have won."

"I f*cked it out a long time ago." Mo Lan grinned and rubbed her head: "How long have I been around?"

"Two minutes and 35 seconds."

"So long?" Mo Lan was a little surprised: "It took so many laps to turn the alternate contestants to death?"

"Ah, no." Shishisuo quickly explained: "Actually, we won at 37 seconds, and we didn't spin all the players, and the rest of the spinning tops in the arena have all stopped due to loss of power. Strictly speaking , we still won by regular elimination methods."

"It's very formal."

Mo Lan took it for granted, lowered her head, and found that all the humanoid spinning tops in the arena had gone home from get off work, only the helicopter was left, and the sweeping robot remained where it was, motionless.

"Brother Lock."

"Brother Lan?"

"Then what are you doing for the remaining 2 minutes?"

"Oh, I think your spinning is quite funny, so I couldn't help but spin for two more minutes."

"I'm back, you can do it yourself."

"Father!! Grandpa! Wrong, wrong! Don't go!!"

Filling teeth, closed today, long goose tomorrow

I'm going to get my teeth filled. Beng Fei's front teeth and two old decayed teeth, I hope I don't need a root canal.

Judging from the numbness of my teeth filled with anesthesia in the past, I am likely to write a horror story about Mo Lan becoming a beautiful girl and marrying a little old girl. For the sake of the physical and mental health of the readers of this book, I have to bear the pain and shrink into the sun today. Tomorrow must be a long goose, not the squat toilet where I go to the dental office to wash my hair (looking forward to it)

By the way, tomorrow's content will be announced:

Shock!The tomb of a man, the desperate tug, the extremely painful test, the shattering of friendship, the brother's rebellion, everything, and finally leads to the son they share, but it leads to the ending of raising the butcher's knife against the son!

"How to Become a River Crab" is closed today!

The first thousand and 130 eight chapters have too many elements and the title cannot fit (10K)

After waking up from the long revolving lantern created by Brother Suozi, the two brothers stood up again after performing a wave of father-son love, and began to count the gains of this round.