How Did It Become a River Crab?

"it is good--"

"Please take your place... 3, 2, 1... the game begins!"

Mo Lan was overjoyed, and was about to speak, but saw that the broadcast system above the arena had announced the start of the game.In an instant, the spinning top players around the two of them at the top of the arena roared at the same time, and threw the spinning top in their hands directly into the arena, completed the materialization, and began to spin rapidly!

Mo Lan and Brother Suozi fell silent when they saw these [tops]: The top of player 1 fell to the ground and became [Power of Demacia: Galen] in "League of Legends". At the moment, he used the E skill [Judgment] with infinite duration, waved the big sword, and happily spun on the spot.

Player No. 2’s spinning top turned into the hero [Master] in DOTA2, used skill 1 [Blade Storm], and started spinning synchronously. Player No. 3 threw the barbarian female warrior in “Heroes of the Storm” [Sang Ya], at the moment of landing, the Whirlwind Slash also started to spin endlessly, followed by contestant No. 4, who spun with the 300 Hero Warrior Baby in his hand.

Contestant No. 5 threw out the maid knight [Noelle] from "Original God", which lowered the brightness of the entire arena a bit. Cleaning] Spinning on the spot, since the length of the great sword is almost doubled after being enlarged, the killing radius is currently the highest in the whole game.

Contestants No. 6 and No. 7 respectively threw out the ballerina who was dancing the rotation stage of [Swan Lake], and Victor who was performing an infinite loop of Axel triple axel from "Yuri on Ice".

Contestant No. 8 quickly raised his hand and threw out a CSGO player who had turned on the top hanger. The bullets shot in all directions, poking two holes in the buttocks of Brother Suozi and Mo Lan.

Contestant No. 9 was not to be outdone, and threw out a rotating sweeping robot. A blue and white cat stood on it, holding a lightsaber in its mouth, and spinning together with the sweeping robot.

"..." Mo Lan and Brother Suozi simultaneously thought of the system's definition of [Spinning Top] in the previous article, hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice: "It's still acceptable—"

Before the words were finished, the spinning top of contestant No. 9 also fell to the ground.

Looking at the [rotating] propeller, it slowly rose into the air, and the two rotary machine guns [rotating] were ready to fire the armed helicopter.The two finally let out a long sigh, and let out a slightly sad exclamation: "...I hate your father!"

"Don't despair, Brother Lan, we still have a last chance!" At this moment, Time Lock woke up like a dream, turned his head and said to Mo Lan, "Sister Lan, don't you also have a random spinning top? Take it out, It might be our hope!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Mo Lan also reacted, stretched out her hand full of expectation, and stretched it into her buttocks that suddenly felt tight. As soon as she stretched her hand in, the smile on her face froze.

After a moment of silence, under Shi Shisuo's desperate eyes, Mo Lan calmly took out her hand on her hip and spread her palm, revealing a small, delicate pink cat's claw fidget spinner with small blades.

"...Do you have any special abilities?" Shi Shisuo choked up.

Hearing this, Mo Lan put it on her fingertips with a blank expression, and turned it slightly, so that the spinning top formed a shining cat and cat pattern in the rotation.

"Cute pinch!"

"send!"

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While Mo Lan was showing Suo Zige his super cool and cute cat flashing fidget spinner, the surrounding Galen, Noelle, Sonya, sweeper cat, and CSGO big spinning top had already started to move from all directions , collided with each other, ejected, and approached the two delicate flowers in the center from multiple directions.

The armed helicopter that took off has also spun its machine gun that strictly meets the top standard, and launched an indiscriminate strafing towards the ground. The rain of bullets and flying [tops] came from all directions, and it seemed like pulling garlic. The machine and the machine blade are the same, turning the two brothers into Molan sauce and lock powder.

"Brother Suozi, come in!"

Mo Lan opened the chest pocket of his shirt, Brother Suozi understood, and with a bounce, it turned into a cat fidget spinner in the air, and got into Mo Lan's pocket, reducing the size of the two brothers' hit, and then , Mo Lan grasped the Void Spirit Blade tightly, jumped sideways, and deftly avoided the big Noelle that was blowing towards her throat, watching her whirl and smash away the large CSGO tops on both sides, and the sequence Behind the gunship, it was spinning wildly, and Kamado Tanjiro, who used the god of fire Kagura, knocked it to the sidelines.

Seeing this, Mo Lan wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, thinking:

"It's a good thing this is a nonsense brawl, otherwise just this scene, I'm afraid I'll have to start tearing up the fighting power..."

The two [tops] that were knocked into the air were obviously hit to the point, and the stability of their rotation dropped rapidly, and they were about to be sideways, their eyes were like mosquito coils and they lost their fighting ability. But at this time, the two spinning tops on the edge of the arena However, a contestant waved his long whip at the same time and hit the muzzles and blades of the two [tops]. The two brothers immediately regained their balance. Among them, Tanjiro accelerated again, bounced over a corner, and went straight towards Mo Lan. Draw your head!

"I'm super!"

Mo Lan's backhand was a sword and a sideways retreat, narrowly dodging the sudden blow. The feeling of the ethereal blade cutting on the spinning Tanjirou Rilun knife was stronger than using a mortal body to explode a five-speed electric weapon. Fans are limited, if Mo Lan hadn't been prepared, the Void Spirit Blade would have been thrown away on the spot, turning into a spinning flying sword, giving Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi a new job.

Keeping Brother Suozi in his heart (pointing to the left breast pocket), Mo Lan relied on the young man's coquettish figure to move around in the arena. Galen pulled down half of his shirt, and was almost killed by the blue-and-white British shorthair cat sitting on the robot vacuum with a lightsaber, except for little Mo Lan.

During this period, Mo Lan had almost figured out how these spinning top fighters acted.

The spinning top whip in their hands can endow the spinning top with the effect of re-spinning infinitely, and can adjust the direction of action of the spinning top when hitting, unless they are directly suppressed and stopped in a short period of time, otherwise these spinning tops will not be due to [exhaustion of power] ] And stopped and was sentenced out of the game.

In other words, if you want to win the happy spinning top above and the life-and-death competition below (playing games is all about being greedy, is it fun to get the subsistence allowance for 3 minutes? Not fun), what can be speculated at present is relatively straightforward There are only two ways, either let all the spinning tops be bounced out of bounds, or...

...and kill all the whip-wielding ones above.

Obviously, the latter is the best choice in terms of efficiency and degassing, but Mo Lan has tried it in advance, and her inkjet attack, clothing explosion and other blue magic can't hit it. For these players, all attacks will be blocked by a transparent barrier that runs across the arena, and nothing other than the spinning top can penetrate this barrier, which makes it more difficult to kill the players by several levels.

But this still can't hold back the two top ten animals.

After figuring out the action rules of the spinning tops around them, Mo Lan and Suo Zige immediately activated the [Time Stop Commentary], and quickly constructed a feasible tactic with the help of the time stop time. He pulled out his gun of Party B, and started to shoot the nearest group of spinning tops on the opposite side according to the plan, disrupting their rotation speed with the damage deprived in this battle, making them stop slowly, and it was about to start Crashed to the ground, pronounced out.

As expected, the trainer of the ballerina top and the barbarian Sonya top... In order to keep his top, the contestant immediately swung his whip and hit the tip of the ballet girl's shoe and the tip of Sonya's knife respectively. The speed of the top returned to its peak, and in order to retaliate against Brother Suozi and Mo Lan who pushed them into danger, the two players adjusted the direction of the top's impact to their positions when hitting.

In this way, the two spinning tops flew towards the two brothers as if they were crushing the two sides of the wall. They were about to destroy the crab and unlock the lock, but Brother Suozi had already turned into Mo Lan's fingertips at this moment. The spinning top fell to the ground freely, and Mo Lan simultaneously triggered her skill [Fat Boy High Jump], jumping to a safe point in the distance, so that the whirling spinning top could not be hindered, and ruthlessly attacked the spinning top. Collided together!

If you have friends who have played with tops, you must be very clear about what happens when two tops that are advancing in a straight line at high speed suddenly collide.

"Boom!"

After a loud noise, the two spinning tops shot out towards their respective rears at an extremely fast speed at the moment of collision. The position chosen by the two brothers before was originally the edge of the field. Ya flew directly onto the arc-shaped wall of the arena, pierced through the barrier at an extremely fast speed, and flew directly to the player's bench above!

Once you fly up...then the fun will be great.

When Mo Lan was a child, he often imagined what would happen if the bare-bladed rotating ceiling fan in the classroom fell off and flew around in the classroom. Every time he came up with a picture, it would undoubtedly be very bloody. At this moment, The ballerina girl who flew up to be the chief didn't hit anyone. After spinning for a while, she half-kneeled on the ground in a graceful posture and disappeared, but Sonya... she turned directly into the middle of the four contestants.

In an instant, Sonya finally used her E skill rotation function, like a living chainsaw, and it only took two or three seconds to turn the four players who couldn't dodge into red flying all over the sky at the same time. Ketchup mosaic.

After completing the quadruple kill, Sonya was like every game player whose IQ drops rapidly after taking the quadruple kill. She slid all the way on the player bench and almost took her players away, but because of the wrong angle, she just spun It took its gyro whip and lost five kills.Unwilling to stand still for a while, she disappeared like a ballerina and was eliminated from the competition.

Become!

Seeing this scene, Brother Suozi and Mo Lan put out the emojis of the good in the city at the same time. This wave of tricks to lure the enemy into deep counterattacks had an effect far exceeding their expectations. Not only did they eliminate two spinning tops, Also Tanjiro Kamado, Galen, Noelle and the gunship (yes, the gunship is also controlled by the player, who is responsible for whipping the propeller and minigun to make it spin.) Sending it to Xitian is equivalent to eliminating six tops in one wave, which greatly reduces the difficulty of subsequent operations.

This result made the two brothers extremely excited.

What, this spinning top competition is still very simple...

↑When words like this come to the protagonist of a comedy novel, it means he's about to die.

At the next moment, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi heard a prompt from the system: "The spinning top [Sonya], the spinning top [Swan Lake] is out of bounds and suspended, out!"

"Four spinning top players have been detected dead - teleporting alternate members!"

During the playback of the voice prompt, the four contestants who had turned into ketchup disappeared, replaced by four newly teleported newcomers holding the same spinning top whip with expressionless faces above everyone's heads On the screen, the four numbers [5], [12], [3], and [7] are also displayed.

"Challengers please note that the number above each player's head is the number of remaining candidates for the spinning top team. In the random high-tower happy spinning top life and death contest, it is very normal for dozens of dead people to appear occasionally, so each team will prepare different numbers. Consumable players, in case such trivial matters as player injuries and death affect the progress of the game, challengers please be informed!"

... Is the full name of your [Happy Spinning Top] [Quick Rebirth Bliss Spinning Top]?

In this way, the dreams of the two brothers were naturally shattered. The substitute who came in from behind immediately took over the tops in the field and continued the game. Sequentially controlled the force of swinging the whip, so that the two of them had no chance of scoring twice.

In the following time, Mo Lan turned Suo Zige into a spinning top and a spinning top respectively, hoping to eliminate other spinning tops and players by controlling the spinning tops in the field or simply turning into spinning tops himself.But when turning into a top whip, the players who are not under control will tacitly stop Brother Suozi from controlling the top, and when he turns into a top, Brother Suozi will be whipped by a dozen big men in place and become dizzy , let alone rushing to the stage to kill the Quartet.

They stayed on the spot for more than half a minute. The only new result of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi was to seize the opportunity and use the floor created by the technique of lifting the floor to send Tanjiro's top out, consuming a substitute , the scene was still grim, and the two felt the difficulty of the situation, and they were a little discouraged for a while.

It was at this moment that Mo Lan cast his sights on the edge of the battlefield not far away, where there was a [gyroscope] that was always on the edge, as mentioned before, sitting on a sweeping robot, holding The blue-and-white British shorthair cat twirling back and forth with a lightsaber.

Looking at the blue-and-white cat... the sweeping robot below, Mo Lan narrowed her eyes slightly, looked down at the Void Spirit Blade in her hand, and exchanged glances with Brother Suozi next to her. No need to speak, one might work. The plan emerged in the minds of the two of them.

The problem is that this plan needs to ensure that the surrounding tops will not intercept them. Once there is any more stubborn obstacle, the wishful thinking of the two brothers will collapse on the spot. Therefore, now there must be someone who can distract the players and let Mo Lan and Shuo Zi A chance to do great things.

And the skills responsible for creating this opportunity... I believe everyone has already thought of it.

"Reminisce about the past!"

Accompanied by Brother Suozi's roar, the skill [Recalling Bitterness and Taking Sweetness] was activated again, and the time between the two of them froze. In front of them, a familiar screen appeared again, and the latest episode of "The Past of Brother Suozi" began to play. set.

This time... Mo Lan finally saw a world she knew.

The world shown in the screen is exactly the world of [Second Galaxy] and [Stellaris-X] that Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo have been to and rescued together!

In the image, in an ancient architectural complex located on the surface of the planet of the human-dominated country [Storm Empire] in the eastern part of the second galaxy, Time Lock and the hero [Shadow Stream Master Jie] from the League of Legends are standing in a dark place. In the secret room, something was discussed in a low voice.

"This is?" Mo Lan asked.

"Brother Lan, do you still remember that when the [Big Apple] was shot, a [Shadow Clan Ship] came from the Empire of Storms?"

"Let's think about it... oh, it's the battlecruiser that will launch the instant prison shadow killing array, right?"

In Mo Lan's impression, unlike himself who has been active in the territory of the Star Fox Sect, Brother Suozi was dealing with the cultists who believed in the Big Apple in the Empire of Storms to the east when he was investigating the clues of the Big Apple, helping to locate and win over reinforcements.

The drone fleet of the Storm Empire and the [Shadow Stream Sect Ship] of the Shadow Stream Sect were able to join the decisive battle fleet in such a short period of time and catch up with the Battle of the Big Apple.

"Exactly." Brother Suozi nodded and said: "This ship was independently developed by the LOL Shadow Stream Sect who traveled to this world. The original Shadow Stream Sect accepted my invitation to repay the favor. Those who participated in the Battle of the Big Apple, and what you see now is the precious video of me helping the Shadow Stream Sect solve their plight. The other videos have been cleaned up and burned by the leader of the robbery. Good product, enjoy it."

"So what happened to Master Child Jie?"

"The hostile sect." Brother Suozi said concisely: "A native human ninja sect emerged on the planet where the Shadow Stream sect is located. The small soul space is used to strengthen and support each other, and to communicate efficiently with zero delay, so the power grows rapidly, and it didn't take long to push the Shadow Stream Sect into a desperate situation."

"You are here at this time."

"I'm here at this time." Shi Shisuo nodded and said: "In order to solve these opponents who can share their thinking and communicate with each other with zero delay, I studied their soul space and found that it actually has loopholes that can be drilled into. With proper operation, anyone can get into the space with my help and join this local area network, but at the same time, if other people in the local area network reject this intruder, he will easily be attacked by psionic power. Thoughts are pushed out.

On the contrary... If everyone welcomes this comer, and even has a good impression of him, then his authority in the soul space will increase. This is also the way they choose the leader of the sect, the most loved and respected That person will automatically become the leader of the sect. "

"So?" Mo Lan asked.

"So, I decided to let Brother Jie enter their soul space with a new image after some disguise, and disintegrate their power from the inside."

"What image?"

"In the beginning, I wanted to make an ordinary doll, and let Brother Jie gain status in it with his infernal skills, but then I found that the efficiency of this thing is too low, so I rushed to the next branch Well, therefore, I remembered something that a Two-dimensional friend introduced to me, so I used props with memetic infection effects, self-attraction and mind control to integrate into Brother Jie's body, and squeezed an absolute for him. It can instantly disintegrate the image of these human believers."

As soon as the voice fell, in the screen, under the encouragement of Brother Suozi, Brother Jie took a deep breath and stood on the platform used to connect to the soul space, similar to a motion capture system.Afterwards, a part of his soul split off and slipped into the soul space of the hostile sect through the set passage.

When the space-traversing believers of the Soul Church sensed the appearance of newcomers and went to check, what they saw...

She is wearing a full-coverage black translucent body socks on the inside, a black moiré cheongsam with high slits on the outside, black feather sleeves and long gloves, wearing ten centimeters super high-heeled red-soled shoes, and a head of straight black hair like a waterfall Below, a delicate beauty with black eyeshadow.

In the real world, Brother Jie raised his hand bluntly, put it in front of his face, followed Brother Suozi's command, and said awkwardly in his handsome and stern voice: "People... my name is Jie Jiezi, today is everyone I have a new church member, please, please teach me more!"

And in the soul space, the believers looked at the hot figure in front of them, like a glamorous queen, but behaved shyly, innocent beauties, lost their minds in an instant, and knelt down in unison.

"Two hours later, Jie Jiezi was elected as the new leader of the Soul Sect." Brother Suozi said, "Your Two-dimensional... virtual anchor, right? It's really useful."

"Brother Suozi, the two-dimensional level of your operation in this wave is not low." Mo Lan said in shock: "The eight beautiful meats are out...and then?"

"Then fast-forward..." Brother Suozi took out a remote control from nowhere, pressed it, and saw the time fast-forward to the next day. Brother Jie, who is extremely talented and has become extremely proficient, Under the control of motion capture, Jie Jiezi in the soul space held his face indifferently, changed the order of crossing his legs, and said his true identity in a cold voice.

All of a sudden, the people in the Church of Souls felt as if they were being robbed by lightning, and they were in a state of chaos. To die for Jie Jiezi] and [Wo Chao, you men and women are brains are rotten, we female believers and male copper warriors will swear to the death to protect the sect] two factions are pushing each other in the soul space, swearing frequently , and finally attacked each other's spirits, and died together. In the real world, they died of mouth and nose bleeding, and the collective GG.

"This is the story of the [Time Lock Skillfully Save Shadow School]." Brother Suozi said, "I wanted to take a photo as a souvenir, but Brother Jie destroyed all the relevant evidence, and I don't know why. It's a pity. .”

"I think he's a good guy if he didn't silence you..."

"Speaking of which, I summoned his little brother in other worlds later, and I heard that sometimes I would see plus-size women's clothing in Brother Jie's room..."

"Awakened the female in my heart, right?" Mo Lan said numbly, "So will this story help to distract them?"

"That's a big deal." Shi Guangsuo snorted coldly: "Aren't they very united now? We now... let them suffer the pain that the Church of Souls once endured!"

As soon as the words fell, the screen shrank, and time flowed again. A wave of suspicious color erupted from Brother Suozi's body, soaking into every spinning top player in the field. The spinning top, No. 1 [Galen] rushed over, pretending to be swept by his big sword, and retreated to the side in embarrassment.

Seeing this scene, the gyro player controlling the helicopter on the field sneered: "Even Galen's rotation can't be avoided, these two people can't last more than 3 minutes no matter what."