How Did It Become a River Crab?

From the perspective of the little brother, Mo Lan looked at Yazi for a few seconds, and then Yazi showed a suddenly realized expression, jumped up and waved to the little brother, and then immediately started a conversation that was watched by others. Come to a very bewildering show.

First of all, Mo Lan and Xiao Laodou ran back and forth in the auditorium as if they were sick, and they were very happy. The little sister stood beside Mo Lan and Xiao Laodou, and there was a little old melon between them.

Then, the little old girl trotted forward, picked up the little old melon, snorted, closed her eyes and rushed over with small steps, smashing the little old melon between Mo Lan and little old Dou.

Next, Mo Lan and Xiao Laodou pretended to be hit, and their running movements slowed down for an instant.

The other spectators next to him were confused about this, but the little brother squinted his eyes thoughtfully when he saw this scene.

Then, Yazi squatted down, grabbed the little old melon with one hand, and the little old dou's head with the other hand, and carefully moved towards the middle of each other. The little old melon and the little old dou immediately shook in place. It's like being knocked out of the head.

The other audience still didn't understand, but the little brother slapped his thigh suddenly, turned his head, and chose D, which is the correct answer [RE0]!

"Fuck?"

A sister who looked like a player next to her was stunned. She leaned towards Mo Lan and asked, "Brother, how do you understand this fire-breathing dragon? Is this a code word?"

"Ah, I misunderstood. This is not a code word. Has my sister played "League of Legends"?"

"I've played it, what's the matter?"

"Then you must know that there is a hero in this game named WU Hao. In our two performances just now, the first time was when WU Hao used his R skill [Stunning], he grabbed a unit and threw it at the enemy formation, and then A scene in which enemies around it inflict a deceleration effect."

"The second performance is to perform the ability of the wrist master to release the E skill [Strong Hand Cracking Skull], pulling two enemies from left to right and knocking their heads, making them both dizzy at the same time."

"These two performances released two skills respectively, and the combination is RE. The only one with the word RE among the four options is naturally the correct answer option D."

"Damn it, brother, be steady!"

Under the perfect guidance strategy that fully considered the little brother's own state, the little brother successfully passed another level, and then the little brother continued to answer the questions. Everyone was ready for a new round of brainstorming.

The little brother took a deep breath and clicked on the next question:

【5.】Sponsored question, what is the best yogurt in Endless Space?

A. Choose B! B. Choose Su Qianqian for breastfeeding! C. Choose B0V0 D. Choose B?

Mo Lan: ...

Little brother: ...

OK.

After choosing B, the little brother clicked on the next question,

【6.】The weasel greets the chicken, _________?

A. Unsafe and kind B. Gene soaring C. Kindness is rewarded with kindness D. Cross-breeding E. Business expansion D. Blue life and death love F. Tom is unemployed. In the video, the level of allegorical language is naturally very low. Seeing this, the younger brother had no choice but to raise his head to take a look at the new move of the boss Mo Lan.

In fact, this is easy to do, just compare your heart directly. However, because of the high degree of development of certain parts of the body, it would be a bit awkward to compare your heart on the chest, so Mo Lan and the little old girl made a total calculation and rejected it directly. Digging out Yazi’s heart would be a bit more painful than this proposal. I directly pulled out the two leaves of the little old bean on the ground, and superimposed them obliquely to form a heart shape. In the crooked comparison, he put it on his chest and compared his heart, and then put it on his belly.

The heart is not in the right place, the heart is not installed... oh, a.

The little brother understood and chose the answer A. Immediately afterwards, with the help of Mo Lan and the little sister, it answered several multiple-choice questions correctly one after another without making any mistakes.

That's right, that's it, as long as my brothers and sisters work together, there will be no questions that I can't answer!

Thinking of this, the little brother couldn't help but be full of pride in his heart. He hadn't answered a question by himself from the beginning to the end. He was full of hope, ended the multiple choice part, and opened the next question.

[11.] Application questions (8 points for this question):

Xiaoming is a 6V-full individual, a level 65 fire-breathing dragon. He likes watching various movies and TV shows. Today Xiaoming watched the classic Japanese drama "Hansawa Naoki" at home, and was moved by the integrity and bravery of the protagonist Hansawa Naoki. I couldn't help crying, but at this moment, the APEX battle royale contestant [Hill] who lived next door used his tactical skill [Focus of Attention] to interrupt the moving process and couldn't continue to devote himself to watching the movie.

Xiaoming was very angry and decided to follow the spirit of Naoki Hansawa, repaying double the damage with an eye for an eye. At first, he decided to pay back 95845.3 million times according to the highest standard.

It is known that Xiao Ming's skills are Big Character Explosion + Burn Out + Air Slash + Awakening Power (Ice), and he does not carry any items. Assume that Hill's special attack race value is 110 points, and the power of [Focus] is 10, which is a super power attribute Special attack skills, Hill is a single superpower attribute, level 65, 6v full individual, special defense race value is 80 points, and life value is unlimited. May I ask if the effort value and PP value are not considered, Xiao Ming needs to use each How many times can each skill be used to return 95845.3 times the damage with the smallest error?

"..."

The little brother was silent for a moment, then looked up at Mo Lan above his head.

"..."

Mo Lan was silent for a moment, then looked at the little sister next to her:

"Do you have a way to tell it [in short, write a solution there first]..."

"?(?.^′?)? It's so embarrassing!!"

"Forget it, let's skip this question..."

"Has anyone solved the question that Xiao Ming paid Hill 95845.3 times?"

At this moment, a fire-breathing dragon with a coffin on its back shouted loudly: "I have a way to calculate the answer to this question. The correct rate is more than 95%. Now I'm selling you a cheat sheet!"

"How much is it?" asked a charizard.

"The price is 2500 points of Yilong Endless Points!"

"Fuck..." The fire-breathing dragon who asked the question cocked his mouth: "Is your little paper made of gold or is your pen made of gold?"

"Do you think there is anyone who can do it now? Brothers can only count on me. You think it's too expensive and I don't think it's too little. Just say whether you want it or not!"

Chapter 920 XP System

As soon as these words came out, the fire-breathing dragons who didn't have watermelon knives in their hands encountered difficulties.

There is no doubt that the price of 2500 dragons is a lion's big mouth, and it has even exceeded the points that may be rewarded for passing this trial itself, but the problem is that if the current fire-breathing dragons want to do this question correctly, they need to find this A charizard with only a coffin on its back seems to be the only option.

As soon as this question has a full eight-point score, one question beats the previous eight multiple-choice questions. Once it is done, it will have a huge score advantage in the next competition.Secondly, the people who got this question randomly on the field are the five or six people who have come out so far, and it is not good to gang up to lower the price. As for attacking in groups, if the other party directly dies, I still can't get the answer, thinking about it To go, it seems that the only way is to give money.

Seeing this scene, a charizard wearing a cloak and a gas mask matching the dragon's face readily raised his hand: "I'll pay, give me the answer!"

This dragon has already made up its own small calculations in its heart. It is going to be a second-hand dealer when it gets the answer, sell the answer to other contestants at a price of 1500, collect the money and distribute it uniformly, and it can earn thousands of points in turn.

"Are you thinking [I can take your answer first, and then sell second-hand ones to other contestants?]" The coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon narrowed his eyes: "I don't suggest you continue to have this idea, I calculate Only I can understand the answers, and I can destroy the translated cheat sheets at any time. In addition, the answers will include steps that may become scoring points. In such a short period of time, without relevant skills, memorizing them by rote is not a good idea. possible."

"It doesn't matter, I'll buy it anyway." The plan was exposed, but the dragon wasn't embarrassed at all.

Several other fire-breathing dragons looked at each other, and finally four or five fire-breathing dragons stayed. After showing their deposits to the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon, indicating that they have the ability to spend, they gave the huge coffin they were carrying on their backs. put it down.

A few dragons took a closer look, only to realize that what it was carrying was not [one] coffin, but three identical coffins stacked together, because they were all pure black, so at first glance they thought it was a big lump .The coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon placed the large coffins on the ground, allowing them to separate themselves and line them up in front of it. This scene looked somewhat similar to the reincarnation of several generations of Naruto in "Naruto".

Then, the coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon stretched out its claws, pointed at the coffin on the far right, clenched its fist, and the coffin board slowly opened from above. After a few seconds, it fell to the ground with a bang, lifting the ground... oh, the ground is quite clean, No dust.

The moment the coffin was opened, a very strong and strange smell flowed out from it. This smell was not the smell of corpses, but the strong smell of rust, the unique burnt smell of burnt items that I couldn't remember for a while, and the rotten smell of rotten wood. It was a strange smell mixed together. Even the fire-breathing dragon wearing a gas mask couldn't help but take a few steps back when he smelled the smell, and looked into the coffin cautiously.

There was a pitch-black shadow inside the coffin, and the inside couldn't be seen clearly. The dragons couldn't help moving their heads a little closer, only to hear a series of harsh sounds of metal and wood rubbing against each other in the pitch-black shadow, and then, at the end of the coffin, At the top, revealing...

...an old-fashioned big-ass desktop computer, the screen is on, and the desktop is still an XP system that many children have never seen before...

Immediately afterwards, the computer head slowly walked out of the coffin and stood beside the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon. Everyone was able to see its whole picture clearly. , it has four semi-decayed abacus stuck in its left hand, and a calculator in its right hand. There is an octagonal hollow on its chest, and a gossip disk rotating like a clock can be seen inside. It looks very punk and very tense.

"This corpse puppet is my dragon master. The user, Ms. Lan Ying, obtained it in a supernatural world. It is named Jiyan puppet. It is not good at attacking and killing, but it has deduction secrets, finds the enemy's weaknesses, and solves difficult problems. Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire, FreeCell 100% winning rate and other abilities can make it self..."

"Sister, stop beeping, no one wants to know who taught you how to read, hurry up and let this salt chicken helmet figure out our answers." The gas mask fire-breathing dragon said irritably: "There are still many questions ahead. "

"...Okay, right away." The interrupted Charizard frowned obviously, but did not refute. He turned his head and placed the question on his screen in front of the screen of the computer head of the XP system: "Ji Yanguo, Please do today's work!"

Hearing the order, the machine-derived puppet was about to face this troublesome problem on the screen, and began to calculate, and a series of data flow images of the kind imagined by laymen appeared on the screen immediately, replacing the calculator with both hands and The turntable began to fly up and down quickly on its own, and the keys danced. After a few seconds, the standard prompt sound of the XP system came out from the head of the Jiyan puppet, indicating that the calculation had been completed.

"It's done." The coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon turned its head and said to several fire-breathing dragons who were waiting: "I will write the answer on the text now and send it to you all. Wait for me."

After all, it turned its head to look at the screen of Ji Yanpuppet...

In front of the coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon, there was only a piece of air.

What about the screen?

What about Jiyan puppet?

I put it here, how big is a mechanical puppet? ? ?

Turning my head around, my own answer flew away? ? ?

"Old sister." A fire-breathing dragon reminded: "Just now a huge lump of red and green things that can't be seen clearly moved your computer away, and it moved very quickly."

Hearing this, the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon immediately looked around, and finally, not far away, saw a mechanical puppet carrying itself, running up and down... Xingba, stuff.

The appearance of this [thing] is roughly in the shape of a human being. It is wearing a red mandarin jacket and purple trousers. Because it is too fat, the clothes and trousers seem to be stretched to the point of tearing. Its skin On the other hand, it is bright green and has no hair. It looks like a weird dwarf directly scaled up.

The fat on the giant dwarf's body is flying up and down, but its speed is almost the same as that of a car, and its agility is comparable to that of the extremely agile fat man BOB in the "Iron Fist" series. The puppet slammed into the ground at the feet of a fire-breathing dragon.Only then did he take a deep breath, wiped the sweat off his head, and apologized to the fire-breathing dragon before disappearing.

The coffin-backed fire-breathing dragon looked along the line of sight, and saw that the fire-breathing dragon was wearing a rough shoulder armor, carrying a golden-red shotgun on its back, and a pair of black sunglasses on its head. .

This fire-breathing dragon that needs to be beaten is naturally the little brother, and the huge green-skinned dwarf just now was fired by Mo Lan using [Phantom Gun Duelist], a card from the fifth-level card user Ma Qiankun [Goblin Thief +4] (data located in Chapter 836)

The effect of this card is to summon a thief who steals the life of the enemy (physical) and then stuffs it into his own body (physical) to restore blood. The strengthening effect at +2+3 is to increase his running speed. Strengthening has created its astonishing running speed just now, and the ability to directly steal the enemy's items added at +4 allows this flexible fat man to directly attack Ji Yanpuppet. The combination of the two makes Mo Lan carry the coffin The fire-breathing dragon was unprepared, and directly picked up Ji Yanpuppet and left, sending it to the little brother.

Naturally, Mo Lan didn't want to pay for the 2500 endless point fee, and the little brother also knew the thoughts of the boss, so from the beginning, the little brother didn't go to the circle next to the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon at all. Instead, he pretended to answer questions in a relatively inconspicuous corner, waited for Mo Lan to summon the goblin thief, and gambled on the chances of this wave. How to do it is up to the younger brother to decide.

"Hello, old lady." The little brother put one hand on the resin shoulder of the mechanical puppet that was in standby state, raised the other claw to the side of the computer part, clenched into a fist, and the [Plate Armor of the Dead] Strengthening the light, the golden light of [Qurenzhiwei] and the red light of [Forcing Flame Fist] ignited at the same time, approaching the edge of the machine's display screen.

"Shall we make a deal?"

Chapter 920 Primary School Application Questions (3.5K)

"What deal?" The coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon narrowed its eyes.

"Give me a few cents of the cheat sheet with the answers now, and I'll sell two thousand copies to these brothers around me, and then I'll throw this computer man back to you." The little brother grinned and said, "Look, it's very easy!" Is it fair?"

"I have a fairer one." The coffin-carrying charizard could not hear much excitement, as if it was already mentally prepared to overturn when it offered a sky-high price of 2500: "I will give you a cheat sheet , and then you throw the Jiyan puppet back, we won't delay."

"Then I thought of a fairer one just now." The little brother moved his fist closer, "I smashed this thing with one punch, and you are missing an important... I don't know how to say it, we all take it If it's less than eight points, isn't that completely fair?"

"You won't do that." The coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon said in a deep voice, "Do you think those around you will agree?"

"You are negotiating with others, don't bring us." The flame-breathing dragon with a gas mask spread its claws: "The result is nothing more than the fact that we pay for the answer, and everyone has a point. If we don't pay, there is no answer, and everyone has no point." , I don’t care about both. Oh, of course, if it wants to change to eating alone, then the four of us will do it.”

The coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon was silent for a while, then turned to the little brother and said, "I'll give you 1500 endless points and the answer, and you throw the Jiyan puppet over here, and pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."

"5000, or I'll blow its head off."

"You won't blow it up. If you want to get the eight points and the money, you have to keep it." The coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon raised his hand, pulled out the endless points in his body, and gathered them into a group: "2700 , This is all my endless points now, you can either take the points and points and leave, or you can have nothing, choose... Ah, by the way, let me tell my friends around me, I am not afraid of being physically eliminated by you here, or Pay money to buy, or there is no point, everyone is the same, either win-win or lose-lose, you can choose.”

"Deal." The little brother stretched out his hand to the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon, "Throw the small copy and the endless points to me, and I will kick this thing back for you after I confirm it is correct."

"How can I believe that you will keep your promise?"

"I have always kept my promises, and there is nothing you can do if you don't believe me."