How Did It Become a River Crab?

Wanina twisted her neck:

"A long, long time ago, there was a race between a tortoise and a flaming rabbit, and the Pokémon that won the race would become the outstanding little Pokémon in the village. The tortoise flung it away, but the tortoise was not discouraged, and was still running hard, chasing the Yantuer who was getting smaller and smaller in sight."

"In the middle of running, Yantuer suddenly found an unchanging stone next to him, which is very suitable for taking a nap. It thought, 'Anyway, the grass seedling turtle can't catch up with me, so I'll just take a nap here for a while', so it fell asleep on the spot Going down, this sleep lasted until dusk, during which the tortoise passed the rock it was on, and tried to move forward. When Yantu'er woke up, it was shocked that it knew it would delay the game, and immediately rushed towards the key line at full speed past."

"The story you told us is called [The Tortoise and the Hare]..." The screen on Taiwu Xuntu's chest lit up the emoji icons of a rabbit and a turtle.

"Then you should know the ending. In the end, the tortoise, who was running hard from beginning to end, crossed the finish line a few seconds before the Yantuer who rushed over, and became the outstanding little Pokémon of the year." Wa Nina smiled, "My mother wanted to use this story to educate me to be a hard-working Pokémon, but I asked her a question."

"What's the problem?" Taiwu found a way to find the time, and cooperated.

"I asked [Mommy, why does the tortoise have to compete with Yantuer to become an excellent little Pokémon? Isn't it fair at all?"

"The speed race value of the tortoise is 31, but the race value of the Yantuer is 69, which is more than double that of the tortoise. Why must the tortoise win a game where it has an inherent disadvantage , can be rated as an excellent little Pokémon, but Yantuer only needs to be a little less lazy, or even sleep a little less, to win this honor? Is it because everyone doesn't like grass turtles?"

When Wanina said this, she smiled to herself: "Now, I actually feel that I shouldn't have asked that question at the beginning. The fable itself is not so rigorously designed, and there are so many versions. In fact, I have seen many reasons for the competition later. A more reasonable version of the tortoise and the hare. At that time, I made my mother feel embarrassed. It was my own question. It was normal for her to be unable to answer it. I often think about it."

"What do you want?" Taiwu searched for a way and asked at the best time to cheer.

"If I were a tortoise and I met a sleepless rabbit, how would I win the game?" Wanina rubbed her fingertips on the horns above her head, "I should directly complain about this game Is it unfair? Or should I buy it to fight fake matches? Or should I put two jet propellers on my buttocks, or plant traps on the way it must pass? Or, I should be honest and try my best , and then lose a game in the midst of jeers that I could never have won?"

"I thought about it for a long time, until I met the previous owner of the fire-breathing dragon valley, and from him, I got the answer."

"That's [all]!"

"There is no need to think about all this from the beginning, the key is not [how to do] but [what can be done]!

If I decide to win, then if the complaint is useful, I will complain, if I can buy Tongyantuer, I will spend a lot of money to do it, if the thruster is fast, I will install 10 for myself, if the rules call me a foul , I will change the rules, as long as there is any way to get me out of the crisis and let me continue on my path, then do it, as long as I think, as long as I can! "

Wanina smiled brightly: "The warriors we need and admire in the Fire-breathing Dragon Valley are warriors who can face injustice and use their best skills to reverse everything. This is the real purpose of the first half of the trial. Warriors with stronger comprehensive ability, more flexible thinking, and stronger will, only such fighters are qualified to stand in front of me and claim my strength."

"I have searched 230 sets of theories in the database of my martial arts mental method compendium, which are used to stably refute this set of thinking patterns of yours." After listening to Taiwu Xuntu, he raised a finger and said: "But your The historical record is temporarily ranked first among these two sets of theories totaling 230, so I blocked them all."

"Endless space is a place where every corpse can be called a saint or a god. It is not strange that the 230 set can guide a seventh-order at any time. There are many paths. I just chose the one I like, that's all. "

Wanina reached out and touched the necklace that hung down to her collarbone. It was a very simple silver thin chain, and on the small oval piece in the middle was engraved a shining head of a fire-breathing dragon.

"Okay, that's the end of the first round. Next, it's the exciting second round."

"Oh? This second round must be a huge test of comprehensive ability?"

"That's right!" Wanina pointed to the rapidly changing screen above her head, and said with a loud smile, "Welcome to... my favorite second round of comprehensive ability assessment!"

A few seconds later, the little brother and others who had completed the promotion have been teleported to a large space similar to a dome stadium.

The little brother exercised his muscles and bones, and looked around. There were more than a hundred fire-breathing dragons present. They must have completed the first round of promotion. At this moment, more than a hundred fire-breathing dragons are gathered together. The little brother can feel the difference at a glance The smell of melee, this one, the brothers should have done it with real swords and guns, right?

But Shan failed to fulfill his wish. When the little brother finished exercising his muscles and bones, a large floating touch screen appeared in front of him and all the fire-breathing dragons around him. At the same time, several clones of water-breathing dragons appeared on the field Everywhere turned into surging water waves at the same time, moved towards the middle, and gathered into a single individual.

"First of all." The water-breathing dragon who has served as a referee in various venues cleared his throat: "Congratulations to all the testers present, you are all excellent fire-breathing dragons who have given full play to their subjective initiative and successfully made it to this point."

"Here is the scene of the second round of trials. The content of this competition is very simple. If everyone is lucky, it will be very...peaceful."

The water-breathing dragon stretched out its hand and snapped its fingers. The next moment, all the holographic screens in front of the fire-breathing dragons had a series of words that could be automatically translated and guaranteed to be understood.

This is……

Damn, it's a multiple-choice question!

"The second round of trials, the full name is [The 23rd Comprehensive Knowledge Contest of the Fire-breathing Dragon Valley]!" The water-spraying dragon said loudly, "On the screen in front of everyone, there is a set of random tests consisting of several various test questions. Questions, the questions involve a wide range of knowledge, and the difficulty is different, and the number is large. The candidates who have advanced in this trial are the contestants with the highest total scores in the test questions. Correspondingly, the contestants with lower scores will fall into the resurrection round , and the few testers with the highest scores will have the qualifications to gain additional advantages in the next game, please use your brains and answer the questions enthusiastically!"

"Don't!" The little brother was completely numb. You must know that the age of the little brother is carefully calculated. Even if you count the time in the universe of stars, it is less than half a year. This kind of answering questions that require knowledge does not even have a prenatal education (after all It was born directly from the luxury ball), it is purely embarrassing it...

Eh, wait?

With the experience of fighting dance and changing fighting skills in the last game, the little brother suddenly realized: the competition of dancing machines is comprehensive strength, so this knowledge contest...

Sure enough, in the next second, the water spray dragon shouted loudly: "This competition needs to be completed within 20 minutes. This is the only rule. Please abide by it!"

Well, this is a spicy version of "Naruto" Chunin Exam Written Exam!

Hearing this, the little brother immediately raised his head, and looked at the purple crab shadow among the audience in the sky, among the guests waiting in line, and the three junior heroes beside him.

"Family, help!"

Cat’s crotch at the beginning of the month, organize the outline and follow-up ideas

As we all know, after the word count of the novel reaches 250 million (I remember I said something similar when it was 100 million words?), it is inevitable to look forward and backward when writing the outline, and to revise many places to avoid big bugs, even if the details that have been written The outline also has to go back to revise, which is a terrifying task like helping the Chinese teacher to grade everyone's reading comprehension papers under the watchful eyes of all the students...

The current outline has been written to the next book, but the detailed outline is still not perfect. There are many details in the volume of Charizard Valley that can be re-dig.

In addition, after writing 250 million words, I often feel in a trance, walking on the road and yelling that my little brother used a deliberate punch, and I need to rest to relieve it.So I dare to ask for another day off, and I will kill it tomorrow!

To express my apologies, here are three pictures of cats and cats. I have said before that cats and cats should not be used as shields, so cats and cats will play a role in this guideline as assistant penguin update promoters. Please support the work of the promoters!

(Reason for review, the refresh of the picture is slow, if you can’t see it, you can wait a while to see it)

Chapter 920 Offsite Assistance

For the hot-blooded illiterate little brother, at this moment, all he can rely on is his brothers and sisters in the sky.

In fact, at this time, after the first round of trial and baptism, the contestants who have broadened their thinking and horizons have already started their own ways of seeking help. A laptop, some dragons touched a big brother from their buttocks and started to make cross-border calls, and what's more, they slid and knelt and rushed in front of the smartest-looking fire-breathing dragon around, begging for mercy in a Tom cat style. The boss brings them these mentally handicapped elite friends.

Even the relatives and friends of the other contestants next to Mo Lan, like Mo Lan, were ready to give answers to the brothers on stage.

This phenomenon is actually very normal. Although the fire-breathing dragons in front of you are not small, they are all art students and sports students in high school. Most of the culture courses are relatively inferior. The essence of the second round of trials also emerged at this moment. It is the same as the Naruto Chunin Exam written test that was given as an example before. The test is basically not cultural level, but how to use one's comprehensive ability The ability to get the answer by all means.

Mo Lan erected the crab claws far away in the direction of the little brother. Seeing the brothers in the sky responded, the little brother stopped talking, turned his head to look at his answering board, and chose [Start answering questions]...

The next moment, a multiple-choice question quickly appeared on the answer board:

【1.】Which of the following works with shooting as the main game element was produced by a real-world Chinese language producer?

A. "Sniper Elite" B. "Sniper: Ghost Warrior" C. "Baldr Sky" D. "Nekopara" E. "Life and Death Sniper".

Mo Lan adjusted the binoculars in the auditorium to the maximum, and looked at the multiple-choice questions on the answer board of the younger brother. Mo Lan must know this question, and the answer is E. There are many companies in China that have produced a game called this , its original name comes from the movie "Life and Death Sniper", which was released in mainland China in 07. It is a very good movie.

Closer to home, the answer is already known, so the question for Mo Lan and others now is: how to let the little brother know the answer?

The rules of watching the game have been stated before. The audience cannot give instructions to the contestants by directly comparing words with their bodies, nor can they communicate with words, nor can they use writing, digital hints, etc. to assist. There are several sprayers next to them. The water dragon avatar is watching with the naked eye, and it must be difficult to exploit loopholes. In this case, I can only use body language that directly expresses images without expressing words to feed my little brother...

But it doesn't matter, I have the biggest advantage here, that is, there are more people, and more people means more props. Not only that, but we also have the humanoid model of the little old girl as the main force of body language, just a life-and-death sniper, completely not a problem!

Mo Lan thought for a few seconds, and immediately came up with the solution to the first question.

At this moment, the little brother looked blankly at the foreign language of the two options C and D. He always felt that these were two unserious things. After thinking about it, he came to the conclusion that he gave up thinking and turned his head to look at Mo Lan above his head. The direction of others.

At this moment, Mo Lan, Xiaolaomei and others had already stood up from the auditorium, separated towards the two sides, stretched out their pliers and fingers, and pointed to the open space between them.

The little brother moved his gaze over there, and after confirming that he had hit his attention, Mo Lan used [Summon the third-line ice machine gun shooter] towards the open space, and summoned the little old bean from the ground again.

The wise little old Doudou opened his eyes wide, stretched his leaves, and seemed to be enjoying the joy of new life.

In the next second, Mo Lan released his prop [Takeoff Ring] at Xiao Laodou, and a rocket propulsion device instantly appeared below Xiao Laodou, shooting out dazzling flames amidst Lao Dou's miserable howls. There was a spiral ascending to the sky at the table, and he died very quickly.

Afterwards, Mo Lan, the little sister, and the little old man ignored the corpses that were flying higher and higher in the sky, and looked at the little brother with affirmation.

Little brother:?

What is this routine?

The dazed little brother regained the thinking ability that had just been discarded in his mind, and the miraculous fist-shaped brain immediately started to move: Little Laodou was summoned...Little Laodou ascended to heaven...

Little old bean is alive, little old bean is dead...

alive, dead...

Oh, I understand!life and death!

The little brother slapped his hands, turned his head suddenly, and pressed the [E] option.There was a burst of applause immediately on the answering screen.

"Congratulations, you got a point for the correct answer! Please see the next question!"

【2.】Additional question: Since you answered the first question correctly, here is an additional movie common sense question: It is known that the name of the game "Life and Death Sniper" comes from the 2007 movie "Life and Death Sniper" in the real world. May I ask which country this movie was produced in? Issued by?

A. India B. Equatorial Guinea C. United States D. France E. New Zealand F. Iceland As a screenwriting student, Mo Lan naturally knows that this film is produced by Paramount Corporation of the United States. , Most of the time, you can't go wrong in choosing the United States, which has a movie factory like Hollywood. The problem is that, as a resident of Pokémon World, the little brother doesn't even understand the Hezhong area. Naturally, he doesn't know this either. The impressions of countries around the world basically come from the various foreign stalks and jokes that Mo Lan told, such as France holding a white flag, German sewer workers and so on...

Wait, since that's the case!

When the little brother gave up thinking again and looked up at the top of his head, the little sister stood at the C position holding the little old melon, bouncing and walking on the spot quite lively, the melon pad wave and the big double ponytail fluttering in the wind, really conspicuous.

Then Mo Lan raised her head from the side, raised her [Phantom Gun Duelist], aimed at the little sister, her pair of pincers trembled back and forth, and chugs the little sister on the spot, and fell to the ground from a fake death Yazi snatched the melon in his hand, turned around and tried to run.

Little brother:?

Which one is this?

A younger sister was walking on the street, holding Guagua and singing, when suddenly she was bumped by robbers on the side of the road.

A country where there is a chance of being jostled on the road... oh, got it.

The little brother turned around and chose [C]. Hearing that Mo Lan said that this is a country where you can play the No.1 single-life shooting game every day, you should be right.

"Congratulations, you got a point for the correct answer! Please see the next question!"

[3.] It is also a general knowledge question about movies. What is the martial arts used by the villain [Fire Cloud Cthulhu] in the comedy movie "Kung Fu"?

A. Immortal body of the blood child B. Treasure of Heaven C. Excalibur of Six Meridians D. Toad Kungfu E. The ruthless iron-handed brother directly looked up, and saw Yazi in the sky trying to get closer, holding claws with both hands in front of him, very Seriously puffed up his cheeks with great effort, then retracted them, and puffed up again...

Oh, choose D, the next question!

This question has a picture. In front of my little brother, a humanoid creature with blue hair and black and white cloth appeared.

【4.】Anime general knowledge questions, may I ask where the characters in the picture come from?

A. "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" B. "Invasion!Squid girl! " C. "Heroine's Pride and Love" D. "Re: Life in Another World from Zero" Seeing this question, Mo Lan on the stage was embarrassed.

The girl on the picture is Lei Mu, the elector of the Light Reform Party who has served as an anime house wife for more than five terms (one term is three months), and has completed several re-election feats. The answer should be D. The problem is, How to describe this shit so that the little brother's head can understand it? !

Chapter 920 In short, write a solution first and come back to do it...

In fact, if my little brother has heard of the legendary "three shorts and one long choose the longest, three longs and one short choose the shortest, and if the four are the same, choose C" in the metaphysics examination room for poor students, then this question is not a problem. Just choose the longest one, but the younger brother has never heard of it, and the younger sister has stretched her hands and I don’t understand it. As a result, the juniors and Mo Lan on and off the stage were embarrassed by this question.

Is there a way to express the animation of RE0, which can be understood by the younger brother's cultural level?

Mo Lan thought for a long time, slapped his head for the last time, turned to Yazi and said:

"Sister, you do this!"