How Did It Become a River Crab?

Seeing this, the coffin-carrying fire-breathing dragon thought for a while, took out a piece of paper from his backpack, glanced at the answer written in an unknown language on Ji Yanguo's desktop, and mentally entered a long time on the paper. The answer to the stringing process was wrapped in a light ball of 2700 endless points and thrown to the little brother.

The little brother took the points, glanced at the cheat sheet, and took a picture of it on his answering screen. After the answer was displayed correctly, he withdrew his fist, pushed Ji Yanpuppet out, and flew hundreds of meters away without looking back. At the other end of the venue, I continued to answer questions.

Looking at the back of the little brother, the coffin-backing fire-breathing dragon heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to sell the cheat sheet to other players around it. This time, it directly protected Ji Yanpuppet behind it, and lowered the price to 2000 points. The four players around They looked at each other, thought for a while, and didn't choose to imitate the younger brother or join forces to snatch, but paid the money to answer the question honestly, and got eight points.

"Little brother, you are doing well, you are doing well!"

Watching this scene in the auditorium, Mo Lanxie burst into tears and admired, he looked around the family members of the contestants with complicated eyes, and said proudly: "This is my little brother, my little brother! "

"Brother, this wave of skylight effect negotiations is quite good, but it is more gentle to open 5000 in the second wave of negotiations. Its expected return is 10000. You have to open 8000 to it to continue the compromise negotiation. You still have a lot to learn Yeah..."

The female player next to her turned her head and whispered to the brothers who came to watch the battle together: "This must be a five hundred animal?"

After successfully relying on [Goblin Thief + 4] to get 2700 endless points for free, and the answer to this big question, the little brother happily opened the next question. This time, the first thing that appeared in front of the little brother was not the question , but a huge cage.

This is a cage with a very strange shape, not too big, the size of a small truck, and the top is covered with a black curtain, leaving only a little space at the bottom. There is a sound of chicken crowing from inside the cage. Looking through the gap at the bottom, you can see a bunch of exposed chicken feet in the cage, and the rabbit JIOJIO mixed in the chicken feet, which is difficult to distinguish.

Many people in the auditorium had already yelled "Fuck!", but the little brother still looked down at the cage in front of him in a daze.

[12.] Application questions, it is known that Uncle Wang, the breeder, has raised several chickens and rabbits. Now Uncle Wang puts the two animals in the same cage. It is known that the chicken has two legs, and the rabbit has four legs. There are 88 legs in total. How many chickens and rabbits are there in the cage?Please write out the calculation/argument process.

For the younger brother, this is a question that is no different from the previous one, and he will not be able to do it anyway. But for the audience present who have experience in elementary school education, this is a lingering question when they were in elementary school. nightmare.

[Chicken and rabbit in the same cage], a magical question that existed in Mo Lan's father's time, is also one of the standard questions in the Olympic mathematics competition, and is often used as the finale of some papers. Because it is too magical for elementary school students, it was once a Many students with middle or lower grades are lifelong enemies.

The reason why Mo Lan hated this question was not only because he couldn't do it, but also because he couldn't figure it out at the beginning. After all, Uncle Wang's brain was thrown into the NBA to cover him up. I still got caught by the automatic door of the mall, so I had to keep the rabbit and the chicken together...

In elementary school, many math problems have a story background like this one, and the one in [Chicken and Rabbit in the same cage] who had to put the rabbit and the chicken on the same side as the five mentally handicapped kings of elementary school mathematics were [on one side] The crazy pool manager who fills the pool with water while filling the pool], [the two parties cooperate very closely, the amount of work each engineering team does every day is completely constant, and the extremely accurate digital cyberman A and B construction team], [go out on a motorcycle, The neurotic rider who has to stop halfway to wait for his brother on a bicycle to catch up], and the [vehicle speed is extremely accurate, and the phase-shifting train driver who completely ignores friction and terrain]...

These problems range from the nausea of ​​Mo Lan's parents to Cousin Mo Lan, then from cousin to Mo Lan, and then to the little niece Yang Shuli and Xiao Fengtang a few years ago. It is estimated that they will continue to be passed on in the future, at most chicken and The rabbit turns into a leopard-like leopard woman and a human-like leopard woman, and the swimming pool turns into a mobile phone while charging and playing (this seems reasonable...), the core will not change.

"That is to say, is this a question Master Mo Lan did when he was a child?" Yazi was overjoyed when he heard Mo Lan's explanation, "That's great, since this is the case, it must be very simple for Master Mo Lan The question? We just need to figure out a way to tell the answer to my little brother... What's wrong with you, my lord?"

"No, it's nothing." Under the understanding eyes of users and players, Mo Lan, who was trembling, wiped the crab paste oozing from the top of his head, and said solemnly: "We...we want to cultivate the mathematical literacy of the little brother, Such a simple question, let it be understood by itself."

Damn, as a drama and art student who didn't even have advanced mathematics classes in college, Mo Lan has now completely forgotten how to do the basic problems of linear equations in one yuan. Either directly write a solution to the question, or use the table method to list the numbers one by one. Now the number can be counted, but how can he use body language to call the little brother in the air?

At this time, I can only use my little brother's subjective initiative, come on, little brother!

"So it is!" Yazi suddenly realized, turned his head, nodded to the little brother who was looking forward to it, eager to even wear sunglasses, clenched his fist hard, and made a "come on" gesture.

Little brother:?

Although I don't know the reason, the little brother understands that this wave probably won't make it to the auditorium. After thinking for a moment, he turned his head to look at the materialized cage in front of him, and suddenly realized: ...Why is this question the only one? Got a holographic mockup for it?

The little brother thought for a moment, stretched out his paw, and wanted to touch the cage, but found that there was a barrier outside the cage that blocked the touch, and only a rooster's jio slipped out of the barrier. The little brother grabbed the chicken paw and found that it was actually With a collision volume, the chicken was caught out amidst the tragic clucking sound.

Throwing aside the chicken formed by the data grid, the little brother looked down at the question and found that the number of feet on the question... decreased by 2.

The little brother suddenly realized, from looking at the simulated chicks and simulated rabbits in the cage made of data grids, he used a move [air slash], successfully passed through the barrier barrier, and killed a rabbit that normally passed through the barrier. , After the experiment was successful, the little brother happily pulled out the spare [Sacred Flame of Expelling Demons] from his back, aimed at the cage in front, and after a loud drink, he pulled the trigger directly into the cage!

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Under the astonished eyes of the surrounding fire-breathing dragons, the little brother held the holy flame of exorcising demons with one hand, and started the long-lost one-handed spinning and loading burst like a governor. The shotgun with a strong repelling effect directly shattered the black curtain, sending The chickens and rabbits inside hit the cage on the other side and got stuck, and the little brother pulled the trigger one after another, knocking all the chickens and rabbits stuck on the railing out of the cage.The invincible little animals were running around, but none of them were still in the cage.

Afterwards, the little brother looked at the empty cage, nodded with satisfaction, and wrote in the answer box: "0 rabbits, 0 chickens, because I beat them all out."

"Congratulations, you answered correctly and you get four points! Please see the next question!"

The following little brother encountered classic problems such as the crazy swimming pool manager asking for the height of the water level in one hour, the teamwork of engineers A and B to calculate the engineering time problem, and the motorcycle and other bicycles to calculate the catch-up time problem and other classic problems. A swimming pool manager directly drained the water, smashed his head with a strong hand and deliberately punched out the second engineering team. After dismantling the bicycle and motorcycle and allowing both of them to walk, the little brother successfully scored another 12 points, basically locked Top 50% wins.

At the same time, on the highest peak of the fire-breathing dragon valley, Taiwu looked for a way to silently watch the violent show of primary school math problems staged in almost every corner of the venue, and then glanced at the smiling valley lord Wa Ni beside him Na, thought of a rumor.

It is said that the current owner of the Fire-breathing Dragon Valley, Wanina, is not only amazingly talented in combat, but also has the highest cultural level. By the sixth grade of elementary school, she had graduated from elementary school, which is a rare diploma in the circle of fire-breathing dragons. The first thing she did when she graduated was to burn all her math workbooks dozens of times. , and threw it into the lava pool in the valley.

This wave, this wave is not forgetting the original intention, so as to avenge private revenge publicly.

After completing the application problem part, the little brother successfully advanced to the final problem block while maintaining the brilliant record of all pairs.

The name of this piece of topic is... [brain teaser]

【16.】How to calm the sparrow?

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Mo Lan knows this question. The official answer is that the crow (press) the bird is silent. Many ancient brain teasers were playing with homophonic stalks. Now they have to be deducted from the loan to play stalks. The problem is that the little one The only idiom that my brother can immediately think of is [amazing], it is basically impossible to associate it with the rest of the idioms.

Just when Mo Lan was thinking about how to arrange the plot with the little sister so that the little brother could learn an idiom on the spot, the little brother thought for a moment, and then replied: "Just shoot the sparrow."

Hearing this, a circle appeared on the title similar to the video and game loaded. After two circles, a line of words appeared in front of my little brother: "Is there a way to kill the bird?"

"Yes." The little brother immediately replied, "It should be very quiet after cutting its vocal cords."

"The vocal organ of the sparrow is called the syrinx, but it doesn't matter. Is there a way to be more harmonious and not to bleed?"

"Yes." The little brother thought for a second: "Abduct this sparrow's family and friends, and it will collapse every time it makes a sound. As long as it behaves well, it will not shed a drop of blood."

"Is there no way to be more harmonious, what do you want?"

"bribery."

"Is there a legal way?"

"Kneel down and beg for it."

"Is there..."

"Are you fucking finished?" The little brother said angrily: "This is not enough, that is not enough? Is this an attitude to solve problems? Our dragons do things to complete events and achieve goals. You don't like any method. Don't you think of one for me? Do you think this is a brain teaser?"

The words on the screen froze for a while:

"Congratulations, the answer is correct and you get two points! Please see the next question!"

Seeing this scene, the Cancer on stage had tears in their eyes.

Little brother, you have grown up!

The next topic is still a brain teaser:

【17.】What is the reason for the divorce?

It's [Marriage], so Mo Lan will naturally know this question, but after the peak duel just now, Mo Lan thinks that there is no need to remind the little brother anymore.

The little brother lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head and said, "It exists."

"May I ask why?"

"Marriage and divorce are activities carried out by one or more individuals. As long as the individual and the world that the individual relies on cease to exist, there will naturally be no divorce. Therefore, the cause of divorce is the existence of the world itself. Existence is everything, and everything is for existence. , this is a necessary condition!"

"Correct answer, next question!"

【18.】A mother has three children, but she only has one potato. How can the mother treat the three children equally without cutting the potato?

The original answer to this question was [plant potatoes on the ground, and then harvest three points in the next year]. Mo Lan always felt that this answer was very blunt, and asked him to answer that he would buy two new ones and share them together. After all, if this The family can wait for the potatoes to grow next year, and naturally they won't be so poor that they can't afford the other two potatoes and starve to death...

The little brother glanced at the answer and replied directly:

"Isn't it enough to let my mother eat? Raising children is so hard, can't you just eat alone?"

"Congratulations, you answered correctly!"

Youxiao replied, little brother, you really won't let me down!

The little brother was about to answer the next question, but saw the screen flickering extremely fast, golden light gushing out, dragging the screen up into the air!

"Congratulations, you have successfully answered all the questions and completed this exam, and your final score is 40 points!"

With the little brother's quick wit and the help of Mo Lan and the younger generation, the little brother managed to get a full score in the second trial without knowing the answer to any question.

This is the gold content of Xiemen's comprehensive strength.

Under the shocking attention of the surrounding fire-breathing dragons, the answering screen in front of the little brother rose above his head in an instant and turned into a holographic golden cup. Immediately, a teleportation vortex pulled it directly into the sky and disappeared in the sky. In this huge question-and-answer venue.

As the younger brother's family members, Mo Lan and the juniors were also teleported away at the same time. Together with the younger brother, they arrived at a dark meeting place that could only be vaguely seen as a medium-sized square enclosed space.

At the same time, Mo Lan received a direct message from the Charizard Valley:

"Your summoned fire-breathing dragon completed all the questions ahead of time and got full marks, so it was sent to the venue of the third trial in advance. When the second trial is officially over, the rest of the participants will arrive here to start the third trial. round of trials."

"Because the fire-breathing dragon [little brother] completed the trial with a full score, it won you a trial bonus of 1500 endless points."

Calculated in this way, this trial in the fire-breathing dragon valley has already earned two thousand five thousand and one thousand seven thousand points, a total of 5700 points. If the third trial is also successfully passed, the ticket money for the trial will almost be given to him. After paying back the capital, the next step is to make money and get promoted.

"In addition, since [little brother] completed the trial with a full score, he does not need to wait for the score ranking to be released, he can directly obtain the right to extract high-ranking benefits, and the extracted benefits can take effect in the third trial, bringing help to the contestants. The lottery is about to start..."

In the dark venue, a huge turntable suddenly appeared above the little brother's head. The turntable was inlaid with light strips to provide lighting. There were about a dozen partitions of different sizes on the turntable. The different types of rewards are written in the text, and the pointer on the turntable will rotate by itself without the need for the black-faced Inheriting Dragon brother to do it himself.

Under the nervous gaze of the little brother, Mo Lan and others, the rapidly rotating pointer remained at a constant speed for a few seconds, and then, like the ceiling fans and electric fans above the school classrooms, it changed from a stable circular outline to It turned into a constantly flashing disc, and finally stopped slowly, and stopped at the second-to-last largest partition under the focus of the nervous line of sight.

Thank you, Charizard Valley Official!

When the pointer stopped, the icon and text on the area pointed by the needle tip became clear immediately. Everyone immediately stretched their necks to look over, and found that the icon was a stick figure of a villain, and beside it was a burning There are two rows of unfamiliar text written on the bottom of the portal, which was translated with the help of the system: [Fighting Reinforcement]

[Fire-breathing Dragon Valley will recruit a temporary reinforcement for the contestants from the [Eternal Burning Fighting Realm] to assist the contestants in the trial]

Eternal Burning Fighting Realm?

Mo Lan remembered that he had obtained items from this endless space force in Pokémon Town 1V9 in the Chicken Eater dungeon before. To put it simply, this is a similar user and system, scale and overall strength The forces of the smaller walkers from all realms.

Unlike users who rely on mechanisms and independent skills, bonuses, etc. to build countless completely different routes, [Fighters] in the Eternal Burning Fighting Realm rely on the basic quality of attribute value data, and use relatively rigid [occupation] to provide basic capabilities and skills, and then use a large number of equipment parts similar to online game suits to provide various enhancements. Among them, members have been pursuing various precious suit parts throughout their lives. There is a team-like infinite space like the main god.

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Such a force, what kind of collaborator will the little brother send?

Mo Lan hopes to either have a support who can milk and buff, or a front row that can resist and attract firepower to stir shit. The little brother is not short of output, what is lacking is a brother who creates an environment for output. As long as the abduction is good, this The ultimate damage that the wrist-armed fire-breathing dragon can do is enough to make all the livestock colleagues turn their heads and run away.

This question didn't last long. After a few seconds, a burning portal opened next to the little brother, and a figure stepped across the threshold made of flames, walked out of it, turned his back to the little brother, and stood here. On the field of the third trial.

Reinforcement arrives.

The light from the Fire Gate illuminated the reinforcement's body. He looked about 1.8 meters tall, with a fat body, roughly presenting a very smooth oval shape. Because the scene was dark and his back was facing the light source, he could not see his appearance clearly. It is confirmed that he is wearing a pair of rectangular black-rimmed glasses, and his overall temperament looks like [Han Xin] from Xianqinzhong in FGO...

What is more eye-catching than the usual tall fat man's appearance is the equipment on his body.

To put it in a more gamified way, the equipment of this Eternal Burning Fighter seems to be the same as when playing MMORPGs and upgrading to level [-] or [-]. If there are any missions in the bag, the new equipment dropped by the dungeon can be directly put on the body. Without even looking at it, the resulting mash-up is almost like a pot of stew.

His breastplate, shoulder armor, and shoes are relatively uniform in style, with a dark tank style of cold black mixed with bone-biting pieces. Mo Lan can vaguely distinguish it from the outline. This should be in "Monster Hunter: World", which belongs to The bone hammer dragon suit of the beast dragon monster [Bone hammer dragon] in the valley of miasma.