Quadruple split
Chapter 1302 The moon is hazy, the bird is hazy
"Whoa!"
Ji Xiaoge subconsciously imagined the scene of "a skull on his neck". His two snow-white wings immediately exploded, and he jumped thirteen feet high with an exclaim. He hung in the sky for a long time before slowing down. After coming to his senses, he gritted his teeth and began to dive towards the culprit below: "You are going to die!"
Although he was able to spin away directly, Mo Tan, who saw that Ji Xiaoge was indeed frightened, sighed softly and did not take any evasive action, allowing the swooping girl to launch a [Powerful Knee] on him. hit】.
Of course, the so-called [Powerful Knee Strike] is actually not very powerful. After all, Miss Ye Ge, who majors in cooking and minors in battlefield engineering, is really bad in the field of physical skills. Both her strength and physique are only slightly better than those of ordinary strong men outside the game. The stronger level is not even as good as the mature orcs in the [Innocence Realm] who have not undergone any training. The Dian Dian Shao is just okay. As for the attack power... it can barely break the defense of the 'Black Van'. Bar.
All in all, with a 'dong' sound, Ji Xiaoge's white and tender knees, which are rare even among two-dimensional beautiful girls, hit Mo Tan's breastplate hard.
Mo Tan didn't even move...
In fact, if it weren't for the aroma that brushed the tip of his nose, and if it weren't for the dull 'dong' sound, Mo Tan wouldn't even feel that he was being 'attacked'.
Because of this, his reaction was half a beat too slow and he didn't have time to 'dive' at the best time.
In Ji Xiaoge's concept, the guy in front of him would either avoid his knee directly, or pretend to be knocked down by him. There would be no third possibility.
As a result, Mo Tan just stood there without moving!
Ever since, an embarrassing situation has arisen——
Without considering this outcome at all, Ji Xiaoge, who was astonished, only stared at Mo Tan for a moment and forgot to flap the wings behind him.
Although after more than half a year, this girl has been able to fly skillfully, and can even perform right-angle changes and rattlesnake maneuvers in the sky. She often uses her pair of wings in daily life, but after all, she has been a professional for more than 20 years. Ordinary people, so no matter how talented they are, they still haven't fully integrated the use of the two wings behind them into their 'subconscious mind'.
You can try to imagine this scene. A half-dragon man nearly 190 centimeters tall is standing firmly on the spot, while a light and slender winged beautiful girl is pressing her right knee against the former's chest, about 30 feet from the ground. The distance was nearly 1.5 meters, and...he forgot that he had a pair of wings.
Then, something wonderful happened.
"ah!"
With absolutely no strength to draw on (pushing Mo Tan hard would only push her to the ground faster), the girl let out a panicked exclamation and fell straight backwards.
At this time, according to the general script, it must be Mo Tan who is very fashionable and pulls and pulls, or hugs and hugs, or holds and holds the beautiful girl in front of him at the critical moment. , then the face turns red and the heart beats, the moon is dark and the wind is high, the little deer bumps into each other, tacit understanding, helplessness, adding insult to injury, self-struggle, grief and anger, mental explosion, four-fold split, five steps of blood splattering, six gods without master, seven up and eight down, nine Resurrection, House of Flying Daggers, Marriage, Postpartum Care, Saving Money to Buy a House, Fund Stocks, Xudong Fairy, Boundless Magic Power, Rooftop Appointment, Renewal of Love... What is all this nonsense?
Well, all in all, no matter what, Mo Tan should find a way to save Ji Xiaoge before Pidun at this moment.
However……
Although he did reach out his hand immediately, given that Ji Xiaoge was leaning against his chest and falling straight down, if Mo Tan wanted to hold her up, the most convenient way would be to hug the latter directly. legs.
Because it was the most convenient, it was naturally the first one that came to Mo Tan's mind.
But the problem is that Ji Xiaoge is not wearing trousers.
So when he subconsciously looked at the opponent's long legs, Mo Tan immediately closed his eyes subconsciously and looked away. When he realized that something was wrong with his reaction, Ji Xiaoge had already fallen. On the ground.
From her perspective, not only did the man in front of her not try to support her, he was tilting his head sideways with a slightly stiff expression, and only half-opened one of his eyes. Four words are written on his face.
One thing to say is that with Mo Tan's current skills, even if he doesn't choose the most efficient way, he can change his position in a short time and rush behind Ji Xiaoge or beside her to support her. It's a pity that this person I was stunned just now, and it's hard to say that it has nothing to do with the girl's soft legs.
This is so fucking embarrassing...
"Why not hide?"
Ji Xiaoge did not get up from the ground, but just raised his head and stared at Mo Tan.
"I feel a little embarrassed because I scared you."
Mo Tan gave the answer with a stiff expression.
"Why don't you hold me up?"
Ji Xiaoge stared again.
"..."
Mo Tan didn't speak, just scratched his cheek.
"..."
Ji Xiaoge continued to stare.
"Okay, because I don't think it's appropriate to hug your legs directly. Although there are other ways, I didn't react at the time..."
Mo Tan finally told the truth. Faced with such a straightforward question, it was really difficult for him to use other reasons to explain it. Questions would probably arouse the other party's suspicion.
"Well!"
Ji Xiaoge hesitated slightly, but still did not look away, still staring at Mo Tan, who was sweating on his forehead: "Why didn't you pull me up?"
"ah?"
"I mean, you should drag me up! The ground is so cold, my wings are cramped!"
"oh oh!"
Mo Tan finally came to his senses as if waking up from a dream, and stupidly pulled Ji Xiaoge up from the ground.
"You..."
Ji Xiaoge angrily hammered Mo Tan, but did not continue to talk about the 'accident' just now. Instead, he gently massaged the center of his wings and hummed: "So, skull What does that mean?!"
Mo Tan secretly breathed a sigh of relief and asked as calmly as possible: "That is to say...that is your own face, right?"
"Face?"
The girl gently poked her cheek, and said with a dumb smile: "Of course it's my face, otherwise it can be your face? Oh, that's right! Mo, would you like to send me a photo outside the game, and then Let’s change heads, my sister’s skills in compositing pictures are really good!”
[I guess your sister will most likely graft me onto something like a paramecium... No, if I really dare to post a photo, she will probably come over with a knife early tomorrow morning...]
Mo Tan felt his stomach twitching, and immediately shook his head and said: "No, no, this is quite scary when I hear it."
Well, no problem, I sent a photo of ‘Mo Tan’ and the effect was absolutely horrifying, just right.
"Hmph! You are really boring sometimes!"
Ji Xiaoge slapped Mo Tan hard with the other wing that was not cramped, and did not insist anymore. He just pouted and said, "It's my face, what's wrong?"
Mo Tan shrugged and said in a refreshing and clear voice: "So what you just said about 'being ignored because of your beauty is your true self' seems very nonsense, as if this beauty is not yours."
Ji Xiaoge blinked: "Huh?"
"Many people tend to fall into the misunderstanding that others do something to me because of something, and the two most obvious examples are nothing more than property and appearance."
Mo Tan turned his head and glanced at the confused girl beside him, and said with a smile: "I'm not saying that this idea is wrong, but it is a bit extreme after all. Take love as an example, is it really the only way to disfigure yourself? , Can you find true love only if you spend all your money? Just because others won’t be after your money or your looks?”
"this……"
Ji Xiaoge opened her mouth, but not a word came out, but she probably already knew what Mo Tan meant.
"This is morbid."
Mo Tan shook his head and said calmly: "Whether it is family affection, love, or of course our existence itself, these are all three-dimensional in my personal opinion. For example, you, Ye Ge, you are not just yours." Character, you are also your appearance, preferences, physical ability, behavior, family and other factors. You say that because you are beautiful, your true self is ignored, as if this beauty is not a part of you. I don’t agree with this view. .”
Ji Xiaoge coughed lightly and said with a sly smile: "If you praise me so much, I will be shy."
Mo Tan glanced at her and said softly, "I'm saying you're stupid."
Ji Xiaoge: "..."
"That's right, you're not being pretentious, you're just plain stupid and stubborn."
"..."
"You can't force others to like everything about you, but you can't force others to dislike something about you. Of course, you always have the right to say no."
Mo Tan rubbed his forehead in distress and said helplessly: "But for a beautiful person like you... don't look at me like that. I'm just telling the truth. For a beautiful person like you, trouble will always come. There are more than others, so you should be more open-minded. You can't just let yourself bear the troubles brought by this beauty and refuse the benefits it brings, right?"
Ji Xiaoge sighed, flapped her wings absently twice, and muttered in a low voice: "I always feel like you are being sophistical, and there is no sense of enlightenment at all..."
"The reason why I think so is because you actually know what I said."
Mo Tan interrupted Ji Xiaoge unceremoniously and said seriously: "This is why I said you are stupid and stupid, do you understand?"
The girl bared her teeth at Mo Tan, as if she was about to bite him.
"It's okay to have a long speech. I think I can go on for days and nights, interpret what I just said from various angles, and make you happy, but that's actually of no use."
Mo Tan laughed lightly and winked at Ji Xiaoge who pouted: "But if you have to give me some practical advice... why not try to pay attention to the advantages of who is yearning for you? , pay more attention to who is tolerating your shortcomings?"
"Hmph, I finally said something human, although it sounds a bit like chicken soup."
Ji Xiaoge made a face at Mo Tan, and then suddenly clapped his hands: "Ah! Speaking of chicken soup, I suddenly remembered that I tried to make a pot this morning..."
"Song of the Night!?"
"The main ingredients are fresh game poultry meat, and something that looks like tea tree mushrooms!"
"So what kind of bird is it? What kind of mushroom is it?"
"do not know!"
"No...don't you know..."
"I drank a little myself. It tasted weird, but it wasn't bad."
"Seriously, I suggest you go to the hospital when you have time to have your sense of taste and..."
"This cup is yours!"
"do not come!"
"Hey, don't be shy~"
"Do you have any misunderstanding about the word shy?"
"Oh, don't be afraid of death~"
"It's impossible not to be afraid!"
"I don't care, I will listen to you and not cook anything for others to eat. You have to drink this soup no matter what you say!"
"But your soup is still making purple bubbles!"
"Because I've done some insulation, isn't it normal for bubbles to appear?"
"It's normal for bubbles to bubble, but it's abnormal for red soup to bubble purple, right?"
"...Don't worry about the details!"
"You felt guilty for a second!"
"I told you not to worry about the details, just open your mouth!"
"No, Ye Ge, please don't pass... woo!"
…
thirty seconds later
Mo Tan, whose scale color finally returned to normal (it had been orange just now), breathed a sigh of relief and turned stiffly to glance at the girl's nervous little face: "It's... not bad, although the scales changed color after drinking it. , but the texture is actually pretty good and the taste isn’t too strong.”
Ji Xiaoge looked at Mo Tan suspiciously, frowned and said, "Is it true? Are you bluffing me?"
"I can only tell the truth, so I can't be bluffing you, but..."
Finally, Mo Tan, who was out of breath, tugged at the corner of his mouth and said with a serious face: "You still can't give it to others! Except for sashimi and dishes that I'm sure are absolutely harmless, you're not allowed to give it to others. Well, Anthony doesn't After all, he can probably digest it."
Ji Xiaoge flattened her mouth in a particularly aggrieved manner: "...oh"
"Wang Ba is not considered brave."
".…..good."
"Song of the Night."
"What's going on?"
"It's been a hard time."
Mo Tan, who suddenly changed the subject, laughed reassuringly and said with a smile: "You should be able to have a good rest next, right?"
Although he was a little confused as to why the other party suddenly mentioned this, Ji Xiaoge still nodded enthusiastically and said: "Yeah! Although the exchange meeting is almost over, there is still time to have fun! Let me tell you, I actually visited a lot of places during this period and found a lot of interesting places...ah! That’s right!”
Mo Tan tilted his head, a smile flashed in his eyes: "What's wrong?"
"Didn't I promise Yuchen before that we would have a good get-together when we are done with our work? You have to hurry up!"
"Uh, that's right..."
"But Mo Tan... uh, I mean, that guy Hei Fan seems to be having some kind of competition these two days. How about I make an appointment with them the day after tomorrow? You have to come too. Didn't you two have a very good chat before?"
"This... is not impossible..."
"Then what's the decision?"
"Um……"
Mo Tan nodded helplessly, and then——
[You heard it, it’s settled. 】
He did not look back to look for the flying insect he had seen before. He seemed to have completely ignored the flying insect with the effect of 'Nirvana, Ten Thousand Flowers Mirror, and Annihilation of Xiang Jiudai', and laughed happily in his heart.
Chapter 1,293: End
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