Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Lu Ziqiao, what have you done? Why did the little girl at the supermarket see me looking weird? You didn't plan to kick me out as soon as you came to the apartment and find someone else to share with."

At the stairwell of the fifth floor, Chen Meijia was holding a cardboard box and happened to meet Lu Ziqiao who was slowly moving towards the sixth floor. He was carrying a black plastic bag at the moment.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes were wandering and his hands and feet were unnatural. His lying ability was basically compromised in front of Meijia: "No, I will just shop and consume normally."

"Bah, I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda." The person in the world who is least likely to believe Lu Ziqiao's lies is Chen Meijia. She pointed to the black plastic bag in Ziqiao's hand: "What's in this?"

"Nothing, just some common daily necessities."

Meijia put down the carton and stretched out her hand: "Daily necessities? I don't believe it. Bring it to me."

Zi Qiao put the bag into his arms: "No, this is my personal privacy."

"You're too brave, aren't you? Bring it over."

"You're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're going to rebel, right?"

"Yes, yes, I rebelled against you today, Master Lu!"

Lu Ziqiao desperately protected the black plastic bag in her arms, but Meijia still tore the bag open.

More than twenty boxes of human cub repatriation kits were scattered on the ground.

The scene fell into a strange and awkward silence.

"This is the day! Use! Product you are talking about!" Meijia said through gritted teeth.

Zi Qiao glanced at the tattered plastic bag in his hand, quickly squatted down and bent down to stuff his things into Meijia's carton and close it. While picking it up, he quibbled: "Yes, isn't this a daily necessities?"

"I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda, and I'll tell you why all the salespeople in the supermarket were laughing when they saw me, which made me think my makeup was ruined. Lu Ziqiao, you bastard, why did you buy so much of this at once?"

Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Don't you understand? The love apartment has been renamed. Isn't there a big promotion in the supermarket downstairs? This thing starts at a discount, which is a bargain. I just need this gun, so of course I have to buy more to prepare it. .”

He patted his butt: "Life is about galloping, haha... driving!"

"You are a dead man!" Meijia was really angry to death from Lu Ziqiao, "I just fell in love with you at the wedding three days ago in public. What do you mean by buying so many daily necessities now? Do you still want my face?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile on her face: "Doesn't this just mean that we have a passionate relationship?"

"What a heck, with your abilities, you don't even think you can use them all if you buy so much."

"Slander, pure slander!" Zi Qiao protested, "You actually question my skills in picking up girls!"

Meijia sneered: "I'm not questioning your skills in picking up girls, I'm questioning your body, Master Lu. I don't care if you're like this, your waist can't stand it."

"Don't worry." Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said, "I am young and full of energy. I am a pillar of strength every day. I am in excellent health."

"I don't care if you have one pillar to reach the sky or you have split ends in your urine." Meijia warned, "Hurry up and return it to me, so that when we break up, I won't even be able to find a little brother."

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said, "Sorry, discounted items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they have quality problems. It will take at least a few months to prove that there are quality problems with this thing."

"very good……"

Meijia felt angry and disappointed. She shouldn't still have illusions about this rotten man. Meijia gave a thumbs up to Zi Qiao: "Very good, instead of ruining my reputation by you, it's better to take advantage of the fact that the contract has just been signed and your behavior of these twenty boxes of daily necessities has not been spread out. Stop loss.

"Lu Ziqiao, let's break up and find someone to help you share the rent."

Meijia said and ran downstairs, heading straight towards the residents' committee.

Only then did Zi Qiao panic. He didn't even know that the box on the ground had been kicked to the corner of the stairs when he ran away.

"Mejia Meijia, listen to me..."

"I'm not in the mood to listen to you right now."

At the stairwell of the third floor, Zeng Xiaoxian was carrying a cardboard box with a ferocious look on his face, moving his legs that he had walked countless times.

There was a strange movement in the corridor. Meijia and Ziqiao rushed downstairs one after another with empty hands. Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior.

"Meijia...zi, Ziqiao...save...save...save..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was panting heavily before he could finish his words. Meijia and Ziqiao were like a gust of wind blowing by, cooling the fire of hope that Zeng Xiaoxian had ignited.

"Mika, calm down."

"I'm very calm now. It's useless what you say now. I've decided not to fight with you today."

The quarrel between the two had gradually faded away, and Zeng Xiaoxian had just finished speaking.

"help me……"

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and continued to slowly move up the carton while accepting his fate.

At the stairway on the first floor, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce, who were walking upstairs one after another, were caught off guard and were almost hit by Meijia and Ziqiao.

Nan Feng instinctively ducked sideways, but his left hand was still touched by Zi Qiao who was afraid of not being able to catch up.

Nan Feng frowned and covered his left hand, feeling a sore and numb feeling that penetrated into his bones.

Fortunately, this soreness and numbness was not too strong and did not cause much physical pain to Nanfeng. However, this soreness and numbness once again reminded him of the fact that he was a disabled person.

The originally good mood was completely gone.

"What's going on with the two of them?" Curry Sauce asked curiously, carrying the suitcase.

"You just passed by the supermarket and didn't you hear everyone talking about the feat of a recently retired priest who bought more than 20 boxes of Durex in one go?" Nanfeng will not let his temper be spread out on unrelated people at will. He is still gentle. Di explained, "It seems that Meijia doesn't like Yeye Shengge's behavior."

They deserve it, even if they are fake lovers, they are still a whole in the eyes of outsiders. If they are so unscrupulous, it would be a good intention of Meijia not to slap him a few times.

The south wind takes pleasure in misfortunes and takes pleasure in suffering.

Curry Sauce suddenly realized after hearing this: "It turns out that Zi Qiao is the legendary priest who emptied all the remaining condoms in the supermarket. Grandpa and aunt just reminded us who has a little boy not to let him go out alone recently."

Curry Sauce blinked again and asked: "But what does the priest buying condoms have to do with the little boy not being able to go out alone?"

south wind:……

This was a good question, and for a moment Nanfeng didn't know how to answer it.

This will teach minors bad things, it will definitely happen.

Lu Ziqiao, you have committed a heinous crime! ! !

Nanfeng, who really didn't know how to explain it, could only end the topic with "You will know when you grow up."

The two continued walking up the stairs and met Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the ground at the top of the stairs on the fifth floor, unable to walk.

Nanfeng was very surprised: "Teacher Zeng, haven't you finished moving yet?"

"There are a lot of things..." Zeng Xiaoxian's body is already weak and he doesn't exercise much. The amount of exercise at this moment has far exceeded his usual amount of exercise. Naturally, he is dizzy now and his mind is groggy. What should be forgotten should not be forgotten. All forgotten.

"Teacher Zeng's current state is like dried bacon." This kind of food-related comment is immediately obvious that it comes from curry sauce.

"If you can't carry it, why don't you put it here first? There are cameras at the top of the stairs so you don't have to worry about losing it." If Nanfeng is usually able to help, he might as well carry it on his right shoulder. But now his left hand was sore and numb, and he had no strength all over his body. Curry sauce was still carrying his own suitcase and he couldn't get it out.

Nanfeng reluctantly tried the weight of the carton, but a severe pain in his left hand almost made him fall down.

He covered his left hand with his right hand and massaged it gently: "What's so heavy here?"

"I don't know, I didn't open it." Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale and his eyes were a little distracted.

"Then put it here." Nanfeng said.

"Is it okay to leave it here?" Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little worried.

Nan Feng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who looked extremely unhappy, stretched out his right hand to help him up, and put it on his right shoulder. "Don't worry about it now. No matter what's in the box, no one matters. Besides, there are cameras at the top of the stairs, so you can't throw it away."

"I'll send you up first. I'll call Sister Yifei later and ask them to remember to bring you up when they go up to the fifth floor."

"Thanks, Nanfeng."

"Pretentious. Curry sauce, please help us look at the road ahead."

"Okay." Curry Sauce picked up the suitcase and walked forward.

Not long after the three of them walked upstairs, Zi Qiao, who had signed many unequal treaties, took Mei Jia back to the stairs on the fifth floor.

"Mika..."

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I haven't calmed down yet. You can carry the box first."

"Okay... holy shit, what's so heavy in your box?"

"Haha, if I put more than twenty boxes of a certain young master's daily necessities, can it not be too heavy? If you can't move it, give it back to me."

"If this is where it is, I'd be willing to move."

"snort……"

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