Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

After a while after Ziqiao and Meijia went upstairs with the cardboard boxes, two or three footsteps came from the stairwell.

Hu Yifei has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, so her physical fitness needs no mention. She also moved her luggage back and forth several times. Apart from a little sweat on her forehead, she can be said to be in very good condition.

Although Zhan Bo and Wan Yu did not have much exercise, they were still young and their physical fitness was there. Apart from their flushed faces and sweating, there were no major problems.

"Look, you two are both young men and women in your early twenties. How come you are so slow to climb the stairs?"

Hu Yifei urged a little impatiently. Originally, she could still chat leisurely with Zhan Bo Wanyu on the road, but since she received a call from Nan Feng and learned about Zeng Xiaoxian's situation, she felt an unknown irritation in her heart.

Of course, Hu Yifei would not think that this kind of irritation was concern for someone, but roughly attributed it to Zeng Xiaoxian being too useless and making herself upset.

"Yifei, please spare us. Normal humans have not evolved to the level where they can carry a box and run up to the sixth floor in one breath after going back and forth five or six times." Wan Yu begged for mercy.

"Yes, sister, didn't Nanfeng say that Teacher Zeng is fine? Besides, we still have to pick up the box they left behind."

"That's right." Hu Yifei sighed.

"Where did Nanfeng just say that the box was placed? The stairway on the fifth floor...that's right here. Where is the box?"

Hu Yifei looked around but couldn't find the box and asked doubtfully.

Zhan Bo said: "With such a short time, it shouldn't be taken away. I don't know where Nanfeng put it. Let's look for it."

The three of them just searched for a while and found a cardboard box exactly like the one they had in the corner of the stairs.

Hu Yifei frowned: "Why did Nanfeng put the box in such a corner?"

Wan Yu guessed: "Maybe it's because I'm worried that putting it outside will block other people's walking."

"That makes sense." Hu Yifei picked up the box and said, "What's in here? There's a jingling sound."

"It's just some daily necessities. It's the secret to my beautiful appearance." Wanyu said pretending to be mysterious.

Hu Yifei looked at Wanyu's hydrating skin, and her eyes lit up: "Then can I have a look?"

"Of course."

"Then what are you waiting for?" Hu Yifei said excitedly: "Then let's go upstairs quickly."

When Zi Qiao and Mei Jia awkwardly went upstairs, they found the door of 3601 open, and Zeng Xiaoxian's moans came from inside.

"I can't do it, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it this time. Oops, my waist."

"Then do you still want it?" Then came Nanfeng's evil smile.

"No, no, no, you're too cruel." Zeng Xiaoxian begged for mercy.

The two looked at each other and quickly put their heads in to take a look.

I saw Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the sofa like a salted fish, beside him were Nan Feng, who was proudly holding the curry sauce of ice coke and holding a small stick.

"Look at how you look now. You're almost paralyzed but you still have the nerve to ask for ice Coke as soon as you walk in." Nanfeng said fiercely, "Even if you don't care about your body, it will be very troublesome for you to faint in front of us later. All right."

As he spoke, he was still not relieved, so he took a small stick and gently poked Zeng Xiaoxian in the waist. Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly sore and weak.

"Ah..." Zeng Xiaoxian groaned, which made Nan Feng and Curry Sauce extremely disgusting.

Nanfeng glanced at the two people outside the door: "Ziqiao, Meijia, what are you doing standing outside? Why don't you come in and sit down?"

The two laughed a few times and walked in.

Curry Sauce spoke frankly: "You guys reconciled so quickly? Has the condom problem been solved?"

The two shouted: "How do you know?"

Nanfeng gloated: "I estimate that everyone in the apartment will know about it in two days at most."

Meijia gritted her teeth and gestured to Zi Qiao, who nodded in agreement with a heartbroken look on her face.

Just now, in order to save Meijia, he took the initiative to make many unequal treaties. This includes half a year's rent for Meijia, three months of apartment cleaning, twenty unpaid errands and on-call wingman services.

Now that Meijia adds another six months' rent, it means that she has to bear one year's rent for two people.

【Oh my god...】

[Ziqiao picked up a piece of tofu and smashed it on his head: Kill me. Why should I take advantage of this? I will suffer big losses if I take advantage of small advantages! 】

Forget it, although I have to pay an extra year's rent, fortunately, the rent is reduced by half for the couple to move in. Just treat it as a year later to live in a love apartment. As for the cleanliness of the apartment and free errands... just treat it as compensation. Utility bills are due.

Although they have signed many unequal treaties, in the long run they will still make money.

Yes, I kept myself low and signed so many unequal treaties to save Meijia just to take advantage in the long run.

Otherwise, what else could it be because of?

Seeing Zi Qiao nodded in agreement, Mei Jia pretended that the two of them were inseparable: "It's okay, our Zi Qiao is very capable and has strong firepower. If you don't believe it, just look at it." As she said that, she punched Lu Zi Qiao's chest several times.

Zi Qiao was almost vomiting bile from these random punches by Mei Jia, but he still had to hold on and finish the trick: "We have such a strong body, what do we mean by indestructible kidneys?"

Seeing Zi Qiao's appearance, Meijia was a little proud, a little happy, but also a little soft-hearted.

Just along the way, Meijia also figured out why she still had hope for a bastard like Lu Ziqiao?

Isn't he always like this? He is a playboy, free, willful, galloping, and never cares about the feelings and thoughts of girls. Lu Ziqiao is such a playboy and a bad scumbag, so why do she think that he will be an exception to her.

Anyway, the original purpose was to pretend to be a couple and cheat on renting water and electricity, find a way to use this matter to make money for myself, and then see if I can find a handsome young brother to start a relationship in the apartment, and then kick the bastard Lu Ziqiao away. .

Yes, he reconciled with this bastard Lu Ziqiao just for the benefit.

Otherwise, what else could it be because of?

Naturally, Nanfeng didn't know about the love and hatred between this fake couple. He just flipped through the memos on his phone, thinking about whether to add fuel to the fire to this crazy couple.

Forget it, next time.

Nanfeng always felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere between the two of them, and he didn't want to step on something that he shouldn't have stepped on for no apparent reason.

Anyway, we can do things at any time, so there is no rush.

"Okay, okay, whether you two are lovers or concubines, can you consider that there is a tired and paralyzed person here." Zeng Xiaoxian is only willing to move his mouth now, "Beautiful love, in the end When will it be my turn."

Are you sure this is a beautiful relationship?

Nanfeng looked at the fake couple in front of him and pretended not to notice that Meijia was squeezing Ziqiao's soft little hands behind his back.

Curry Sauce said: "Mr. Zeng, although I have never been in love before when I was young, I know that falling in love is not just about talking and the partner will fall from the sky."

"Isn't it because I haven't found the right one?"

"I think Sister Yifei is very suitable." Curry Sauce suggested.

"Hu Yifei? How is she suitable? What I want is a girlfriend, not a Cretaceous female tyrannosaurus."

"Isn't the female tyrannosaurus bad?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Of course it's not good. If I lose my temper, I'll have to keep one eye open in the middle of the night for fear that she'll tear it apart."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong with his voice. He turned around stiffly and saw Hu Yifei looking at him with a smile on her face.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed: "Yifei, listen to my explanation."

Hu Yifei blocked his mouth with a finger: "No need to explain, a strong life does not need to be explained. Besides, you are right."

Meijia was surprised and said: "Sister Yifei, is he right when he said you are a female tyrannosaurus?"

"I mean what he said later is right." Hu Yifei continued: "Remember what you just said, from now on you have to open one eye when you sleep in the middle of the night, otherwise I really can't tell when I will come to your room. You tore it apart."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened.

Wan Yu saw that Teacher Zeng was really pitiful, not to mention that he was so tired from helping her move things, so she quickly came up to smooth things over: "Yifei, why don't we take a look at the daily necessities in this box first? Aren’t you interested in my tips for maintaining a beautiful face?”

"You have a beautiful face, I want to see it too. I want to see it too." Meijia also came closer.

Curry Sauce also put down the coke and squeezed over.

"Okay, let's take a look first."

So Wanyu opened the carton in front of everyone.

Inside the carton are bottles and jars of cosmetics, but these are not the key. The key is the twenty-some boxes of "daily necessities" scattered throughout the carton that can be seen upon opening.

"This...is the key to maintaining your beautiful appearance?!" Yifei couldn't believe it. Do little girls nowadays play this big?

But when I think about it carefully, it seems like, 80%, probably, maybe, maybe... there seems to be no problem with this thing being able to maintain a beautiful appearance.

Hu Yifei was confused.

Zhanbo and Curry Sauce were confused. They didn't know what it was until they saw the specific instructions on the packaging box.

"Wanyu..." Zhan Bo's heart was about to break.

"No, no... these things are not mine." Wanyu's face turned red and she was at a loss.

Meijia looked back at Zi Qiao, and both of them looked at another cardboard box with the same appearance.

Snap, the two of them slapped their foreheads in pain.

Nanfeng guessed the truth after seeing the expressions on Ziqiao and Meijia's faces, and gave them a thumbs up.

Wonderful.

…

In the middle of the night, the bright moon hangs high, and people are quiet when the moon rises.

Hu Yifei knocked on Zeng Xiaoxian's door.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just returned from the live broadcast on the radio, stuck out his head: "Sister, no, you really want to come and tear me apart in the middle of the night... Then you should be gentle. Let me explain in advance, we will turn over the story after teaching me a lesson this time. .”

Zeng Xiaoxian gave up resistance.

Hu Yifei sneered and said: "How can it be so easy for you to change the story? I will also learn from Nanfeng to settle accounts from time to time, so that you can be scared first."

She hesitated for a while and then said firmly: "I was just making a late-night snack, but ended up making too much egg fried rice. I originally wanted to give some money to stray dogs tomorrow, but seeing that you are as tired as a dog today, I might as well give you some money."

"Huh? You think I'm a dog!"

"Ah, what, do you want to eat or not? If not, I will really feed the dog."

"Eat, eat, eat. Why don't I eat fried rice with eggs?"

Hu Yifei mocked: "Look at your virtue." Halfway through the mocking, she still couldn't help laughing.

"Hehehe..." Although he didn't know what Yifei was laughing about, Zeng Xiaoxian also laughed instinctively.

The two people's voices reached Lu Ziqiao's ears through the wind. He rubbed his ears: "Yifei and Xiaoxian are still awake so late."

"Yes, after all, the nightlife has just begun."

He knocked on Meijia's door, made sure the person inside was awake, and turned around to leave.

"It's coming, it's coming." Meijia opened the door sleepily, and a stuffed rabbit doll as tall as a person fell into her arms.

"Wow, what a cute bunny doll." Meijia felt sleepy instantly.

She held the rabbit doll and placed it on the bed in the bedroom.

"Lu Ziqiao, has he really made that much money recently?" Meijia pinched the rabbit's ears and said to herself.

"Son of a bitch!"

Bang, she hit the rabbit doll hard.

The bedroom fell silent again.

After a while, Curry Sauce got up and went to look for food in the refrigerator. She looked in the direction of Meijia's bedroom in confusion.

"Sister Meijia was still watching comedies in the middle of the night.

"Smiling so much."

The moving chapter is over.