Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"One, two, three, four, five..." Mr. Lu was counting the bills in his hand solemnly, "five, four, three, two, one..."

Meijia was sitting on the sofa on the other side with a lollipop in her mouth and said sarcastically: "It's useless to count, how can there be one more? Have you ever heard of an old saying? I only know that those who count money will eventually have no money left to count. .”

"Chen Meijia, if you don't speak, you'll get ulcers on your mouth. If I hadn't paid your rent, would this young master be so depressed?"

Lu Ziqiao's heart aches when she thinks of these things. She could have been free and happy for a while with the red envelopes Nanfeng and Yifei gave her, but as soon as she paid the rent and the deposit, it was all gone.

"I'm not forcing anything. If you're so dissatisfied, then I'll leave." Meijia felt confident.

Zi Qiao said angrily: "The rent has been paid, where are you going? Do you think I have too much money and no place to spend it?"

"That's not right." Meijia reacted, "I clearly saw that Nanfeng had given you several thick red envelopes. Have you spent all of them?"

Zi Qiao waved five hundred-yuan bills in his hand: "Yes, after paying the rent and deposit, that's all we have left."

“Aren’t our rents halved and water and electricity free?”

"Miss, is your head squeezed by the door? We are the second landlord. When I paid the deposit, I paid the deposit for the entire apartment. There are four people living next door and three of us sharing one. The rent is rightly reduced by half. , minus the curry sauce, I have to bear the rent of a room alone.

"Not to mention that for Nanfeng's sake, I gave the curry sauce a 20% discount and didn't charge her a deposit for water and electricity. No matter how thick the red envelope is, this is not how it should be spent."

"Wait a minute..."

Meijia looked suspicious: "I can understand not charging her utility bills. Anyway, we are the second landlord, which means there is no utility bill for the entire apartment. There is no need to bully other girls."

As she spoke, she approached Lu Ziqiao with an unkind expression: "But with your character, how could you not accept her deposit? And also give her a 20% discount on the rent? You wouldn't..."

Meijia covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised: "Oh my God, Lu Ziqiao, you are so sinful, she is still a child."

"Where are all this? You don't know that I never date minors." Lu Ziqiao protested seriously, and then her voice was as thin as a mosquito's fly, "She is almost the same as you were when you were young..."

"What did you say?" Meijia didn't hear clearly for a while.

Zi Qiao crossed her legs and said, "I said she is as stupid as you were when you were young! It's already miserable enough for me to be dragged down by one idiot, so let's forget it if another one comes along."

"Am I dragging you down? Who do you think you are?" Meijia laughed angrily. She wanted to kill this shameless thing with the lollipop in her hand, but she still couldn't bear to dirty her own lollipop.

Lu Ziqiao looked proud: "Who am I? The fortune teller said that I have the fate of a young master."

"Hey, Master Lu, I guess if you give that blind fortune teller some more money, he will definitely tell you that you have the master's destiny."

"Who says fortune tellers must be blind?"

"Then why is he telling lies with his eyes open?"

"You are just telling lies. He is obviously mute."

"Hahahaha..." Meijia laughed.

…

"Hahahaha..." Nanfeng laughed.

At this moment, Yifei was knocking on the table and singing slowly: "You are my lover, a woman like a rose. Use your big thick lips..."

Zhan Bo looked unhappy: "Sister, you are kidding me."

Wan Yu had just gone out, and when Hu Yifei knocked on the table, Zhan Bo thought Wan Yu had forgotten something, which made Zhan Bo run to open the door like a complete dogleg.

What a joy.

Yifei had a bad smile on her face: "I knocked on my table, why are you so excited?"

Nanfeng also joked: "You are not knocking on the table, you are clearly knocking on someone's heart."

The two of them looked at each other, smiled, and high-fived each other. Zhan Bo sat on the sofa, hugging a pillow and looking aggrieved.

"Okay, your sister is concerned about your emotional problems." Nanfeng sat next to Zhan Bo and put his arm around his shoulders, "Since you were a child, when did you not show this when you liked a girl?"

Zhan Bo muttered: "Is it so obvious?"

He felt that he was disguised quite well.

"That's not the point." Hu Yifei was so excited that she seemed to have drunk two kilograms of white wine, and her pretty face was red from drunkenness. "The point is that this is the first time you can get along so harmoniously with the girl you like."

"It sounds inexplicably miserable." Nanfeng muttered to one side, and then Yifei glared at him.

"I mean, this is a good start, and maybe it will develop into a good result."

Zhan Bo timidly refused: "No, I have never been in love."

Hu Yifei looked at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng said firmly: "He is lying, his heart is moved."

Yifei continued to encourage Zhanbo: "It's just that you have the courage to take the first step without talking about it. As long as I'm here, I will teach you."

Nanfeng put his hand on his forehead and couldn't bear to look directly.

Sure enough, Zhan Bo looked at Yifei suspiciously: "You mean, you teach me?"

"certainly."

[Zhan Bo is counting on his fingers in his mind: The first time she taught me how to strike up a conversation with a girl, the girl opposite me yelled at me as a pervert. 】

[The second time she changed the method and asked me to practice it. I was treated as a thief by four girls and sent to the police station. 】

[The third time...the fourth time...the fifth time...]

[God, please spare me! 】

"Then I definitely won't talk about it. Even if you beat me to death, I won't talk about it." Zhan Bo hugged the pillow in his hand tighter, as if this was the only way to bring him some sense of security.

"Lu Zhanbo, what do you mean?" Yifei naturally guessed the reason for Zhanbo's resistance. She looked angry but her tone was somewhat lacking in confidence.

"It's just that I failed five, six, seven or eight times. You can't blame me for that. Falling in love is nothing like doing a test.

"If you make a mistake on a question, you can instantly beat the same type of questions as long as you learn the knowledge points, but you don't like the same girl every time, so how can I gain experience from failure."

Nanfeng added the last blow: "He really wants to like the same girl, but isn't it because you mess him up every time that he doesn't even have the chance to attack again?"

I have to say that Zhan Bo is really miserable. He is not good at picking up girls, and he has an enthusiastic sister who is always unhelpful.

When will Yifei realize that she is the biggest obstacle to Zhan Bo's return to the beautiful woman?

Hu Yifei was still arrogant: "Today is different from the past. I am no longer the person I used to be. In the past few years, I have devoted myself to studying and finally learned the long-lost Three Waves mantra in the world. All of this is to make our family happy today." Opportunity to flourish!”

As she spoke, she took out a pair of unopened invisible earphones from the cabinet and threw them to Zhanbo: "Do it sooner rather than later. You can invite her to dinner tonight. Then you will bring these invisible earphones with you. I will do it remotely." Monitoring. Don’t worry, it’s absolutely foolproof.”

Zhan Bo turned to look at Nanfeng: "What are these three waves? Is the mantra reliable?"

Nan Feng patted him on the shoulder earnestly: "If this thing is reliable, how come it has been lost in the world for a long time?"

Zhanbo: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"sister……"

Hu Yifei was unhappy: "Chu Nanfeng! What on earth do you mean? You keep tearing me down today."

"Sister Yifei, what I mean is that your set of Three Waves Mantra has been retired a long time ago. Now the only book on picking up girls in the world is the legendary "Lu Spring and Autumn Annals"."

Hu Yifei looked disdainful, but Zhan Bo was very interested: ""Lu Spring and Autumn"?"

"Yes, it is said that Lu's Spring and Autumn is the latest uncrowned king in the world of picking up girls - Lu Xiaobu summarizes all his experiences in picking up girls. It can be said to be a man's best treasure, the best of the best.

"It is said that as long as you can learn some of the secrets of "Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals" from Lu Xiaobu, you will be invincible in love affairs."

Zhan Bo was full of hope: "Then where can I find this treasure book?"

Nan Feng smiled dryly and said, "Well... I don't know either."

The hope in Zhan Bo's eyes slowly petrified and withered, visible to the naked eye. Hu Yifei finally found the opportunity to taunt: "Then you haven't said anything since you've been saying it for a long time."

Hu Yifei patted Zhan Bo on the head proudly: "How about it, your sister and I are more reliable."

"You can't blame me, it's only been less than half a year since I joined the world and quit the world." Nanfeng lay on the sofa, looking like a fish out of the world.

"This Lu Xiaobu is originally a dragon that sees its beginning but never ends. I even doubt whether this name is his real name. Otherwise, with his legendary frequency of picking up girls, he would have been skinned and cramped by the girls who dumped him.

"Besides, this is a supreme treasure book. It can't be obtained so easily. Do you think this thing will be said to have been lost for a long time like the Three Waves Mantra, but is it actually available on the streets?"

"You..." Hu Yifei was furious, "Zhan Bo, you have to decide whether you believe me or him."

"Who do you believe..." Zhan Bo looked Hu Yifei up and down, then quickly turned to look at Nanfeng, "Brother Nanfeng, what do you think I should do now?"

"As long as you don't use your sister's three waves~mantra, you can do whatever you want."

Nanfeng pointed out Yifei's mentality: "The biggest problem that occurs every time your sister asks you to strike up a conversation is that she is too simple and violent. She is too strong and too impatient.

"She must be so strong that she wants to use a thunderous and hearty victory to wash away the shame of her previous failures, and she must be so anxious that she keeps stepping on the accelerator so that you can revitalize the family as soon as possible.

"Obviously your relationship with the girl has not reached that level yet, but she is eager to let you establish the relationship on the first day they meet, that night, and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau early the next morning to queue up to get the certificate and revitalize the family."

Hu Yifei was very angry because lies will not hurt people, but the truth is the sharpest knife.

But how could Hu Yifei, who had always wanted to be strong in her life, admit that she had failed in a certain aspect? The more people pointed out her mistakes, the more determined she became and she must prove that she is the winner and the right side.

She rolled her eyes and had an idea: "You will accompany me to remotely monitor Zhanbo later. We will take five minutes as a round to see who is stronger. How do you like it? Do you dare to compete?"

Nanfeng was really speechless by Yifei's competitiveness: "No, isn't it good for you to use it to vent your anger on such an important matter?"

Nanfeng had a headache, and he didn't expect that his casual words would enlighten Hu Yifei and change his ways.

If Hu Yifei could listen to advice like this, she would not be Hu Yifei.

To be strong, eager to win, and never get discouraged when encountering failure. This is not only the ethos formed by martial arts practitioners over many years, but also Hu Yifei's innate character traits and personal charm.

Without this stubbornness, his old man would not have accepted this closed female disciple.

People like her must follow her, and then slowly guide her when she fails, so that she can begin to accept her mistakes.

It's not that she won't correct her mistakes, it's just that the mistakes must be realized by herself, not what others tell her.

Nanfeng also understood these principles, but although he wanted to help Hu Yifei correct his mistakes, he really couldn't do it himself.

How could a person like me, who didn't know whether he would wake up the next morning after falling asleep tonight, have the time and patience to guide her slowly.

This kind of slow work like grinding an iron pestle into a needle is left to Teacher Zeng.