Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zi Qiao reluctantly put the special lemonade in his hand back into the insulator. He looked at Nanfeng, who was drinking lemonade without changing his expression, with admiration on his face: "How much you love drinking lemonade!"

Nanfeng put down the lemonade and said with a smile: "Lemon is a good thing. The vitamin C and vitamin E in it are helpful to enhance the blood circulation function of the brain and help maintain the normal operation of brain function.

"It can also help us strengthen memory and improve brain response and flexibility."

Zi Qiao looked disdainful: "I don't have a goldfish head like you. You did it for a long time just to strengthen your memory."

"Wrong, actually I am doing it to enhance blood circulation in the brain."

"You're lying to me!"

Nan Feng wasn't angry either. He just stood up and called to Zi Qiao: "Have you rested enough? When you have rested enough, prepare to throw out the ingredients and cast the line."

Zi Qiao reluctantly left his little Maza: "Oh, if I had known earlier, I might as well have let Mei Jia clean up."

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As we all know, fishing is an activity that extremely tests skills. The biggest difficulty is how to look at the mobile phone in a comfortable position after throwing the rod...

A true fishing master must not only scatter fish material, but also turn on his mobile phone to search for the TV program he wants to watch after casting the fishing line.

But for Nan Feng and Zi Qiao, two newbies who had never caught a fish together, there seemed to be nothing they could do except look at their phones.

"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, Fishing Immortal, you are so awesome..." Ziqiao muttered while staring at the fish float.

Suddenly he turned around and asked Nanfeng: "Which immortal should I worship more reliably when fishing?"

Nan Feng has followed the route of an art student since he was a child. He can only say that he is good at cultural subjects, but he is not proficient in them.

So he responded casually: "Jiang Ziya, he seems to be more famous."

"No, no, his fishing skills must be worse than ours. Otherwise, why would he not be able to catch a fish for decades? I don't have the time." Zi Qiao decisively refused, and then he had a sudden thought.

"Do you think Mr. Guan Er is in charge of this?"

Nanfeng sneered and said, "If I were Mr. Guan, I would never protect you. I would help you beat the gods, and take care of you catching big fish. I would cause trouble for the old man all day long."

"You don't understand. Mr. Guan Er is the most loyal man. Seeing that I have to tighten my belt to save money to buy the fruit, he will definitely protect me."

Lu Ziqiao is full of confidence in this.

Nan Feng had a slightly changed view of Zi Qiao: "Can't you see that someone like you can actually save money by going hungry?"

Zi Qiao blushed and smiled awkwardly.

Nanfeng heard something was wrong from the laughter. He thought for a moment and his face changed: "What kind of belt are you tightening?"

Zi Qiao didn't dare to reply.

"Haha..." Nanfeng opened the incubator, picked up a handful of ice cubes, and threw them to Zi Qiao next to him: "I should really put these ice cubes into your head and freeze the dirty thoughts in your head."

"Don't accuse me falsely, I'm very sincere." Zi Qiao blocked the ice thrown by the south wind with his hand. With his extraordinary eyesight, he even noticed that his fish float moved while avoiding it.

"Coming, coming, my fish." Zi Qiao quickly grabbed the fishing rod and began to reel in the line at lightning speed.

"Slow down, slow down..." Nan Feng's reminder was only halfway through when Zi Qiao's fish became decoupled due to his too hasty operation.

"I told you to slow down a little bit," Nan Feng mocked, "If you want me to watch it, you'd better stop watching dramas on your phone and figure out how to fish first."

"This...this is just a mistake."

I don’t know if being tough-talking is a tradition in iPartment. Yifei, Xiaoxian, and Zi Qiao, the three of them can be said to have the same tough-talking.

"Then keep working hard." Nanfeng continued to sleep on the recliner, appearing to be indifferent to the world.

Ziqiao pretended to be nonchalant while peeking at Nanfeng. After confirming that the other party was not looking at him, he quietly changed the TV series on his phone to a fishing guide.

After a while, the strange sound of running water made Nanfeng open his eyes, and when he looked closely, it turned out that his fish float was moving.

"What was said in the video just now?" Nanfeng recalled while reeling in the line. Until the fish was decoupled, Nanfeng did not remember what the video was talking about.

Ever since he had this congestion in his brain, his memory has been very poor. Unless he memorizes very seriously, he will forget many things as soon as he closes his eyes.

"You can't do this either." Zi Qiao mocked while scrolling through the video: "How about we compete to see who can catch the first fish?"

"Childish, Lu Ziqiao, you are so childish." Nanfeng despised Lu Ziqiao's childish behavior.

"If you catch it first, I'll consider you awesome!"

"Deal!" Nanfeng agreed categorically. I'm afraid no boy in this world can resist your temptation.

So Ziqiao and Nanfeng had a keen eye that could see all directions, and the other had an incomparable ear that could listen to all directions. Each of them paid 120,000 points of attention.

Suddenly, both of them looked at Zi Qiao's fishing rod at the same time.

"Hehehe, it seems that this fish is mine." Zi Qiao excitedly began to reel in the line.

This time, the hook was not unhooked, but what was hooked was not fish but aquatic plants.

Nanfeng laughed and said: "Hehehe, it seems that someone's head is just like a straw bag like his head."

"Wait and see." Zi Qiao threw the fishing rod out again and began to clasp his hands and mutter something.

Perhaps Zi Qiao's prayer really worked. A large fish estimated to be six to seventy centimeters long swam towards Zi Qiao's hook.

"Oh my god, it's so big! If I can catch this, Meijia will spend a lot of money on anything today." Zi Qiao's eyes sparkled and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "Come on, come on, my baby."

If Zi Qiao hadn't known that there was Nan Feng waiting to laugh at him, he would have started to drool now.

As the big fish approached, both of them began to hold their breath.

Ten meters, five meters, one meter...

Closer, closer...

Under the expectant gazes of the two men, the big fish was already only a fist away from the bait.

"Yes!" Zi Qiao clenched his fists and cheered in a low voice.

And then...and then nothing more.

In broad daylight, the big fish started to circle around Ziqiao's hook!

Spin in circles!

Three circles left, three circles right, three circles right, three circles left.

It, it, it just doesn't bite!

"No, these are my homemade earthworm biscuits, which can be called an aphrodisiac in the fishing bait world, but it doesn't move at all? Is this still a fish?"

Nanfeng seemed to have some realization and murmured to himself: "I finally know why this fish can grow so big. It's really amazing."

Just when they thought that the big fish circling around Zi Qiao's hook was the most outrageous thing, something even more outrageous happened.

This big fish seemed to regard Ziqiao's fishhook as a sign of its territory, so it circled around the fishhook. If any fish nearby tried to swim over, the big fish would simply chase it away with its tail.

Even Zi Qiao, who is not very intelligent, realized that if the fish didn't leave around his hook today, he would probably return empty-handed tonight.

"Do you think this fish is a bully among fish or a hero who saves his own kind?" Nanfeng found this question very interesting.

"Be it a bully or a hero, can't it be so shrewd?" Ziqiao scratched his head. He had already cast the fish several times, but he was always found by this big fish with excellent eyesight.

Zi Qiao looked at Nan Feng with fierce eyes: "Tell me honestly, is this fish your trust? Did you let it torture me?"

"Are you really going to be driven crazy by a fish? If only I had the ability to let it bite my hook."

Nan Feng patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder with pretense of regret: "I guess it's because you have been doing so many evil things that Mr. Guan couldn't stand it anymore, so he sent a fish to punish you."

Zi Qiao stared at the big fish, and the ferocious light in his eyes almost solidified: "If this wasn't a no-fishing zone, I would have gone down to catch it!"

Nanfeng was thoughtful, and just about to say something, he saw a group of fish swimming toward Nanfeng's fishing rod. There were about twenty or thirty fish in the dark area.

There was a hint of pride in the corner of Nanfeng's mouth, like a proud cat: "Hahaha, it seems that Mr. Guan still likes me better."

But immediately, he couldn't laugh anymore.

The fish were like an army under orders and orders, quietly stopping less than thirty centimeters in front of the fishhook and spitting bubbles. Even if the south wind sprinkled a bunch of fish feed in front of them, it could not change their position. Determination.

"Have all the fish in Dianshan Lake really become sperm? How did Xiao Hei catch the fish?" Nanfeng cursed secretly.

As a newbie, he had long been mentally prepared for the Air Force.

But no matter how good your mental quality is, you can't be played by a group of fish like this!

You are fish, you are a group of fish!

Why do you need to be so smart? Are you preparing to re-evolve and compete with humans for the position of hegemony on earth?

Nanfeng turned around and asked Zi Qiao: "Why do I feel that they are smarter than Meijia?"

Zi Qiao gave Nanfeng a thumbs up: "Your feeling is right. If it were Meijia, she would have definitely taken the bait early on."

"Then... how about you tie a lollipop with a string and put it on her bedside tomorrow morning to see if she bites it?"

"And then take photos as a black history threat?" Zi Qiao was stunned when he heard this, "What a great idea... It's strange, why didn't I think of this method?"

Chen Meijia, this time I want to see if your stupid fish can bite the hook!

"The second half is your own thought and has nothing to do with me." Nanfeng quickly cleared himself of the suspicion. If Zi Qiao really messes up, he can't take the blame.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about these things later. The important point is what should we do now?" Zi Qiao looked at the fish around the fishing rod with pain, "These fish don't take the bait themselves, and they block the road to prevent other fish from biting. Hook, we can’t just waste it, right?”

Nan Feng lowered his head and said nothing. He looked at the stones at his feet and had an idea instantly: "Ziqiao, how about we add more bets?"

"What's the meaning?"

"If I catch the first fish, the fish you catch today belongs to me. If you catch the first fish, the fish I catch today belongs to you."

"As soon as you say this, doesn't it mean that you have thought of a way? Then a fool would bet with you." Zi Qiao's IQ may not be online, but his EQ is definitely among the best in the apartment.

With such an obvious routine, Zi Qiao said that he stopped playing when he was nine years old.

It's up to you, I won't be fooled anyway.

Seeing Zi Qiao's shrewdness, Nan Feng felt that he might have been led astray by the apartment's average IQ.

It's strange to say that, except for Meijia and Curry Sauce, everyone in the apartment has higher academic qualifications. Even Zeng Xiaoxian has a master's degree in history and philosophy from Jiaotong University.

But with such a simple trap, Nanfeng expected that everyone except Zi Qiao would fall for it.

However, Nanfeng has no regrets about this. He has always believed that the future is long. If I can cheat you today, I will cheat you. If I can't cheat you, I will cheat you again in a few days.

Anyway [I offended Nanfeng and still wanted to escape] Before the revenge of this memo is avenged, you will suffer losses sooner or later.

I, Nanfeng, am very vindictive.

Seeing that he could not deceive Lu Ziqiao, Nanfeng picked up a stone and threw it behind the fish school.

Fish are fish, you should respect the laws of nature to some extent.

If the fish school can still remain standing in this situation, Nanfeng will directly raise the alarm.

[Hello, policeman? 】

[There are fish here in Dianshan Lake that are about to become sperms! 】