Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Where's my fish?" Meijia looked at the empty iron pot, confused and aggrieved.

It just so happened that Zi Qiao walked out of the room in a big way, with a fish bone in his mouth.

Now it’s obvious who the culprit is!

Meijia approached Ziqiao with an unkind look on her face: "Lu Ziqiao, where is the fish I put here?"

Zi Qiao looked around: "Is that a fish? I thought it was a monster, it's so big."

"What did you do to it?"

"No...what?" Before Zi Qiao finished speaking, he gave himself away with a hiccup.

"Okay, you give me back the fish, I'm here to help everyone else get some brains." Meijia said and was about to put it in Zi Qiao's mouth.

How is this aunt doing today?

Zi Qiao was really shocked by Meijia's behavior, "Isn't it just a fish?"

Meijia sneered. If she didn't have some sense of law, she would have gone to the kitchen to get a knife: "That's easy to say. If you have the ability to turn into a fish, I will cook you right now!"

She also thought that if Zi Qiao had some sense, she wouldn't be able to take him out for a spin if she won the big prize. Now, looking at it, Lu Zi Qiao, a bastard, should just stay at home and rot at home!

Guangu and Curry Sauce looked at each other and felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they hurriedly went to smooth things over: "Don't argue, it's okay, we are not very particular."

Zi Qiao also has Zeng Xiaoxian's ability to succeed when he commits a crime: "Look, Guan Gu has already said it."

"No, Guangu is doing a very great cause, so this is not just a fish, it is related to Guangu's wisdom and my trip to Europe!"

"what……"

Zi Qiao was confused when he heard this and turned to leave, but was pulled back by Mei Jia: "Give me the fish back!"

"Okay, okay, at worst, I'll buy you another one at the market." Zi Qiao finally begged for mercy, but it's a pity that Meijia didn't accept this idea.

"Can I buy it at the market? Xiaohei next door brought it to me from Dianshan Lake! It's wild! Can it be compared to the one bought at the market? Why don't you say you can help me catch one!"

Curry Sauce's head hurt when he saw them arguing: "Forget it, Sister Meijia, Brother Ziqiao didn't mean it, so don't embarrass him."

Meijia said angrily: "It's quite difficult for him. He knows how to catch girls. Fishing? He can't even hold a fishing rod!"

It was okay if Meijia didn't say this, but once she said this, Lu Ziqiao's rebellious mood was instantly aroused.

In some ways, Zi Qiao is the same type of person as Hu Yifei. They never accept doubts from others and are extremely competitive, not to mention that the person who doubts them is Chen Meijia.

His self-esteem would never allow him to show timidity in front of Meijia: "Hey, who said I can't do it? I often do these leisure projects."

"Really, Master Lu, if you are able, you can help me catch one."

Ziqiao pointed at Meijia and boasted: "I often catch this kind of fish, isn't it in Dianshan Lake? What will I do if I catch it?"

Meijia smiled contemptuously: "I bought everything I caught, one hundred yuan a pound!"

How many straws does this idiot Lu Ziqiao have in his belly? If others don't know, how can he not know?

I also fished, but if I wasn't careful, I would be caught by a fish and be thrown into the lake.

"Don't go back on your word, keep your word." Zi Qiao turned around and went out, and happened to bump into Nanfeng outside the door again. Fortunately, this time the two of them were slower, and they just bumped head-on.

"Lu Ziqiao, why do you bump into me every time?" Nanfeng massaged his left hand habitually, "I'm warning you in advance. The next time you bump into me, I'll just lie down on the ground and touch porcelain."

"I'm sorry Nanfeng, you don't even know how excessive they are..." Zi Qiao was about to cry out about Meijia's atrocities, but was interrupted by Nanfeng.

"I have very good hearing. I heard the noise you just made in the elevator. I just reacted a little slowly and didn't get out of the way when I heard you rushing out the door."

Nanfeng said with a playful look: "So you are going to Dianshan Lake to fish now?"

"Yes." Zi Qiao looked unconvinced, "Why do you think Chen Meijia looks down on me? I will prove it to her this time."

"Wait a moment..." Nanfeng took out his phone, opened the memo, and clicked on "One Thousand and One Things You May Die in Your Life If You Don't Do It Now".

"I'll look around... fishing... unfinished."

Nanfeng clicked on the memo [Nanfeng wanted to run away after offending him] again, and Lu Ziqiao's name was listed among them, and the crime was: messing around at the wedding.

Very good, all the elements are gathered.

"I'll go fishing with you, with multiple people and helpers." Nanfeng showed a rare bright smile. Such a bright smile made his eyes narrow into crescent shapes, making it difficult to see the emotions in his eyes. .

Even someone as experienced as Zi Qiao was moved and gave Nan Feng a hug: "Good brother, be loyal."

"You should." Nanfeng patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder, "How about you go back to your room and prepare some clothes first, and I'll go downstairs to borrow fishing equipment from Xiao Hei."

"Okay!" Zi Qiao rushed back to the bedroom.

Nan Feng stretched out half of his body from the door and asked with a smirk on his face: "Let me confirm again, what you just said is one hundred yuan per catty, right?"

…

Nanfeng and Ziqiao drove all the way to Dianshan Lake. Ziqiao was a little frightened when he saw the no-fishing zone sign erected in front of him.

"Little Hei is so courageous. He dares to fish even in restricted fishing areas. Otherwise, we should withdraw."

Nanfeng opened the trunk and packed up the equipment while explaining: "It seems that you have never fished before, and one person and one pole are not allowed in the prohibited fishing area."

Zi Qiao also rushed to help: "Why is this?"

Nanfeng pointed to the two barrels of fish feed that the two of them had just brought down: "Do you think the fish we caught today with our own skills can be as heavy as the fish feed we prepared?

"You think we are here to fish, but in the eyes of the fish, maybe we are here to give alms. We caught three to five fish today, and the food we threw away can help them create a nest."

Zi Qiao looked at the dozens of kilograms of fish feed in front of him and suddenly realized: "I finally understand why the ancients sacrificed boys and girls when asking for the blessings of the gods. The gods are really willing to spend money."

"Okay, Immortal Ziqiao, please stop feeling emotional." Nanfeng circled the fishing equipment they had just moved out of the car in front of him, and pointed to the lake in the distance.

"The car can only park here at most, so these fishing rods, fishing hooks, fish feed, fishing floats, dip nets, deck chairs, parasols, incubators, absorbent towels, first aid kits, and this and that...

"I'll ask you to move all this by yourself, Mr. Qiao..." Nanfeng smiled cheerfully, with a pair of peach blossom eyes full of guilt and apology.

Zi Qiao looked at the utensils on the ground and after confirming that he heard correctly, he let out a miserable cry: "You want me to move all these things by myself?"

"No big brother, are you playing with me?"

Nanfeng pointed to his left hand: "Isn't it because my left hand is injured? It's still useful for a short time, but it won't be able to move it for a long time."

"So how many things in this place require two hands to move?" It turns out that as long as Ziqiao is not in front of Meijia, his head is still very useful.

"Do you care if I ask you to move more?"

Zi Qiao replied matter-of-factly: "Why don't you care about it, but your brothers have to settle the accounts openly."

"What you said seems to be fine." Nanfeng nodded and said, "In that case... the fish feed will be waiting for the two of us, and then we will factor in the fare and fuel cost..."

"I'll move. Isn't it okay if I move?" Zi Qiao was about to cry but had no tears.

"Brothers have settled the score?"

"Aren't we closer than brothers?"

"So good... remember to move the deck chairs and parasols first." Nan Feng touched Zi Qiao's head. The hand feel is average, obviously not as smooth as Teacher Zeng's head indulgence.

As expected, Teacher Zeng’s head is the best in the world of head-touching.

…

"I understand why you asked me to move the deck chairs and parasols first, but you didn't move a step. Aren't you afraid of gaining weight?"

Zi Qiao was sitting on his pony, breathing heavily. Next to him, Nan Feng was lying comfortably on a recliner, drinking a cold drink, and there was a small electric fan blowing the wind next to him.

It’s such a comfortable life, you bastard!

"Don't worry, I have a regular schedule, a balanced diet, don't smoke or drink, get up early every day for morning exercise, and go to the gym twice a week. There is no obesity gene in my family.

“If I hadn’t injured my body in a car accident a few years ago, I could have beaten six or seven people with your physique alone.

"You are worried about me gaining weight, and I am also worried about your kidney deficiency, Master Lu."

Zi Qiao obviously would not admit his shortcomings in this aspect: "I'm kidding, my kidneys are indestructible. And I insist on taking Shenbao, which makes me strong every morning."

"Kidney treasure? What the hell?"

Zi Qiao took out a small bottle of medicine from his suit: "If a man wants to have good kidneys, he must drink Shenbao. After drinking it, he will be faster than Liu Xiang and taller than Yao Ming."

"One bottle will refresh your mind, two bottles will never make you tired, three bottles will make you immortal, oh~ yeah, kidney treasure, it tastes great."

Zi Qiao gently tossed the small bottle in his hand: "Don't say brother, I don't take care of you. One bottle only costs 680. It is absolutely effective. Keep it until you pee in the wind."

"Sorry, my kidneys are very good and I can't use them." Nanfeng threw the bottle back without even looking at it.

Zi Qiao didn't care that he couldn't make extra money. He just put the kidney treasure back into his pocket and said with a sigh on his face: "Young people nowadays don't know what the goods are."

"Indeed, the old priest is quite knowledgeable. It turns out he was sent to the hospital because of your pill." Nan Feng curiously raised his head, "By the way, did this priest come to trouble you later?"

"Of course I did, but in the end it was a misunderstanding. You also gave me the red envelope, so I'll just refund the money he paid for the medicine and that's it."

Zi Qiao twisted her buttocks and became more and more unhappy when she looked at Nanfeng's deck chair: "Can this bleak life ever get better? Why are you the deck chair and I am the deck chair?"

"Obviously Xiaohei has a better relationship with me than you. I help him contact customers for his patents, so you will only use him as Doraemon.

"You should be lucky that this parasol is big enough, otherwise you would have to prepare your own sun protection clothing."

Zi Qiao suddenly had an idea: "You didn't come here on purpose to occupy the fishing equipment and do nothing to make me suffer, right?"

Nan Feng did not answer directly, but asked, "Do you think I am such a boring person?"

"That's true..." Zi Qiao's wariness that had finally risen was completely thrown away again.

It can only be said that the time they spent together was too short, and Zi Qiao had not yet had time to realize what kind of person Nanfeng was.

So why don't we just let him experience it?

Nanfeng took out a bottle of drink from the insulated box filled with ice and threw it to Ziqiao: "Okay, stop complaining, it doesn't matter if I linger here for a while, I'm just here to experience fishing anyway.

"If you keep messing around, you will go back to the apartment empty-handed and see how Meijia laughs at you."

"That's right, we'll start work after drinking." Lu Ziqiao opened the drink and took a big sip, but all of it spurted out at once.

"Bah, bah, bah, what are these!"

"Lemonade with concentrated lemon." Nanfeng laughed.

"Your own bottle too?"

"It should taste more sour than your bottle. Do you want to try it?" Nanfeng handed over the bottle of lemonade in his hand.

Zi Qiao quickly waved her hand and refused: "Forget it, I don't want my teeth to be sore."

So Nanfeng could only take back his ordinary bottle of lemonade with a look of regret.

This is something he didn't want, so he can't blame me.