Live: My Ocean Ranch

The old man was so angry that he almost spurted out of Jiangnan's throat.

I taught you a dozen words, and you learned the quintessence of Chinese culture?

The key is that you can shout, but don't shout at me!

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Jiangnan wanted to cry but had no tears.

The audience in the live broadcast room had already laughed like crazy.

"Grey Parrot: That's right! I did it on purpose! Try to touch me!"

"As a protected animal, it's just tough!"

"National Treasure Panda: If you have the ability, come to China, let's see who is tougher!"

"Hahaha, as expected, when learning any language, the first thing you learn is often swear words!"

"Island owner, don't just stand there, keep teaching! This time, please teach the grey parrot to say 'fuck'!"

"I think you can teach the grey parrot to say 'fuck'!"

"Why not teach it to say 'Asi'?"

" Baga can also be arranged!"

"I just want to ask, can we arrange a match of one ancient and one ancient?"

"This island player, please calm down! At most, we are teaching the grey parrot to swear, you are planning to take the grey parrot to the sea!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for teaching the grey parrot to speak, intimacy value +300!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [Tree Box]!"

[Tree Box*2]: This tree box is 30 cm long and 40 cm high, made of rare Huanghuali wood.

The whole tree box is yellow and rosy in color, fine in material, soft in texture, and fragrant.

It looks ordinary on the outside, but it is a different world inside.

It is divided into two layers, the upper layer is placed with toys such as grinding stones, small running wheels, hanging ropes, and the lower layer is placed with some dry sawdust.

The host can place the wooden box on a big tree in the forest, or in his own home, and it will soon attract cute little animals.

Note: Any small animal that lives in the tree box will become extremely clingy to the host.

In addition, there are no food bowls or water bowls in the tree box, so the host does not need to feed the small animals living here, and they can be self-reliant.

The last reminder of the system is very important.

Some wild small animals often receive special care from humans, and they can easily get food from humans without having to find it in the wild. Over time, they have lost the ability to find food.

And once humans stop feeding them one day, they will only starve to death!

Jiangnan carefully observed this tree box and felt that it was particularly suitable for small mammals to live in.

In this case, let's put it at home.

It just happens to attract the black devil squirrel to settle down!

After receiving the system's reward, Jiangnan's resentment in his heart was immediately eliminated, and he also became interested in continuing to teach the gray parrot to speak.

"Come on, let's continue learning to speak. We must be polite birds and not swear."

Jiangnan spoke word by word, and said in a clear and melodious voice: "Hello!"

Grey parrot: "..."

The grey parrot, which was in high spirits the previous second, immediately became quiet the next second.

"Thank you!"

"Love you!"

"Heart!"

Jiangnan was patient.

These are the words he taught that are often used in live broadcasts.

At that time, he could let the grey parrot help him thank the big brothers.

However...

The grey parrot was indifferent and stared at the melon seeds in Jiangnan's hand.

"The melon seeds are for you to eat. You should learn from me."

Jiangnan's tone was gentle, as if he was treating a child.

After that, he handed the melon seeds to the grey parrot.

Click!

The grey parrot took it in one bite, exerted a little force, and cracked the melon seeds. With a slight pry with his tongue, the melon seeds fell into his mouth.

The melon seed shells fell to the ground.

The audience in the live broadcast room were pleasantly surprised.

"So smart!"

"It doesn't need to be taught, it can crack melon seeds!"

"Are all parrots born to crack melon seeds?"

"It cracks faster than me. I suddenly have a bold idea to raise a parrot to crack melon seeds. When it finishes, I will eat all the melon seeds in one go."

"Parrot: Let me see if you are a human or a dog!"

The audience discussed excitedly.

Jiangnan was originally very excited, but as time passed, he gradually became dejected when he saw the silent gray parrot.

"Damn it, why can't I teach it!"

Jiangnan couldn't help swearing again.

The gray parrot's eyes lit up again and exclaimed: "Damn it!"

"I..."

Jiangnan was depressed and wanted to say

Dirty words.

But when he thought about the grey parrot learning dirty words too quickly, if it learned all of them, wouldn't it start to curse at him?

Thinking of that "hot" picture, Jiangnan forced himself to shut up.

Although he was depressed, he thought about it from another perspective. Although the grey parrot said five words last time, two of them were repeated. This time, it learned four words directly, which is an improvement in a sense!

"Forget it, I won't teach you anymore. I'll find other parrots to teach you!"

Jiangnan rubbed his forehead, decisively gave up the grey parrot, stood up and walked towards the other parrots.

Although the other parrots were not as smart as it, they could at least speak, but it took a little longer.

Soon, Jiangnan locked onto a white cockatoo.

It was also attracted by the melon seeds in Jiangnan's hand, and was standing on the branch of the nearest big tree and looking at it curiously.

Seeing Jiangnan approaching, it took the initiative to approach, and jumped and landed on Jiangnan's arm.

When walking, he sways from side to side, with the air of a big brother.

"You are indeed the idiot among parrots!"

Jiangnan commented unhappily: "I have told you about the white cockatoo before, but I just mentioned it to make it easier for you to identify it."

"In fact, you don't know that this guy is a parrot with social compulsion, just like an idiot."

"The reason why it is called an idiot is not because it has a low IQ, but because it does not take the usual path."

"Other parrots like to fly, but it likes to walk in fancy ways. It is an out-and-out street slicker."

"It is never satisfied with normal walking, it must walk in fancy ways. Square steps, pushing a cart, and even carrying a basket. "

"In addition, it has some athletic talent. It can use the handrail as a slide. Climbing stairs is also one of its favorite sports.

The premise is that it must be willing to learn. If it is forced to learn, it will arouse its rebellious psychology. Take away the slide and the training toys.

When you wake up, you will find that all the parrot toys have disappeared. It was hidden by it overnight. "

The audience in the live broadcast room listened to the popular science seriously and were full of curiosity.

"It turned out to be the second Husky among parrots. No wonder I looked at it with a strange look in my eyes!"

"Hahaha, it looks so beautiful, but it's all in exchange for its IQ!"

"By the way, if it is so active, can it not learn to speak quietly?"