Pokémon Calamity

() "Ahem, actually..."

"joker_xtre!" The knight suddenly appeared and kicked!

boo! !

The figure screamed and flew backwards in the violent explosion.

"Hey!!" This is simply a bad act of jumping directly from the cleanup before the battle or the memory killing section to the end of the battle!First, he pretended to be impatient and listened to the opponent's reasons for a while. Then, the moment the opponent opened his mouth, he directly used his ultimate move to kill him with one strike... Then he thought about the opponent's sincere expression before - Kamijou suddenly I feel like I can no longer tell which side is the villain.

"Complete! Complete! Victory! Victory!" Only Naiko's voice rang out in the silent audience.

"Mahiro, let's go back and continue what we lovelove..." The Kamen Rider, who didn't look at the situation on the other side at all, hugged Yasaka Mahiro.

"You've never done anything like that before." He reflexively avoided and complained.

But, having said that, is this really the end...?

"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!" As if in response to Kamijou's thoughts, the kicked figure stood up strongly.

"Really..."

"joker_xtre!"

boo

"........................" Okay, it's such a familiar scene... Kamijou's blank memory With. "Hello?!!"

"Not yet..." The figure supported the kneeling body.

"joker_xtre!"

boo

"It's just..." The figure put his hands on the ground.

"joker_xtre!"

boo

"..."

Rest your elbows on the floor.

"joker_xtre!"

boo

"joker_xtre!"

boo

...How should I put it? With the constant "boo" "boo" "boo", rather than whether to continue attacking, I should save the figure first or run away first. With a question like that, Kamijou was more curious about how long the figure could hold on - the tension was long gone.

"Um, signature." "Wow!" Yasaka Shinhiro screamed and backed away, but the maid with the previous eyes touched the two of them at some point.

"Um...please!" A 90-degree bow showed respect. The pupils behind the glasses were firm, and the slightly trembling body showed his uneasiness. Although he took the initiative to hand the manuscript to Yasaka Mahiro, He was also mentally prepared to rescue him at any time, but in the end he couldn't help but stare expectantly at Yasaka Mahiro, who was feeling uncomfortable and wanted to ignore him.

I can probably understand her determination, but this kind of thing...

"Roadless race!!" Sure enough.

"Ah~ the weather is so nice~" Mr. Kamijou teased Isa on the side, but the words in his mouth had nothing to do with the brain.Well, it has nothing to do with Mr. Kamijou, not at all, really not at all.

. . . . . . . . .

"joker_xtre!"

boo

Boom! ! !

Hey, how long has it been?Just watching the familiar figure fall next to her again, Kamijou had a strange feeling that she had proved the fact that "the earth is round".

The smoke disperses

The figure lying on the ground in a frog-like posture silently squeezed the palms that were flat on the ground, and slowly squeezed the earth in the palm of his hands without knowing the element...

Lift your forearms,

hard,

The upper body of the figure was slowly lifted up... Different from the previous scene, as the figure moved, something seemed to be condensing, gathering, and oppressing everything again...

A soft

Pfft!

It hurt to look at him and "his face hit the ground directly." "Hiss—" Kamijou gasped, and couldn't bear to turn his head away, and subconsciously touched his nose that seemed to be a little sore.

But having said that, how should this matter continue?

Kamijou's stomach ached.

"joker_xtre!"

Hello!Do you want to continue? !

To perform such a useless knight kick on a person (?) who has no ability to resist at all!

"too naive!"

The figure who fell to the ground like a dead fish jumped up with a loud shout...

boo was then kicked several meters away again by the explosion.

Isn't this useless at all? !

"Speaking of which, Yasaka, do you know their purpose?" Although it is a bit awkward to ask the victim directly like this, the figure seems to be a powerful NPC-like existence who will not die unless he reveals his purpose - by the way, Nai Yazi was now beating (albeit with his feet) the so-called mastermind with great interest, as if he had found a special training tool for knight kicks.

"I-probably they plan to treat me as a commodity and auction it off in the universe's auction house."

......Okay, let's ignore this chuunibyou and continue to think about other clues.

——That’s weird.It would be really gratifying if Kamijou, who has experienced various events like QB, SAO, Suzumiya Haruhi, Nayako, and now this inexplicable space, still retains an ordinary person's worldview to think about issues.

Okay, let's start over.

"The other party wants to sell you, Yasaka, as a commodity to the Space Auction House." What on earth is Mr. Kamijou talking about. "But when I found you, you were already in a coma, and I was not stopped all the way or when I rescued you."

Kamijou looked at the maid who was still looking at Yasaka Mahiro with expectant eyes.

"In addition, someone has already drawn a bunch of manuscripts here, so it probably won't be short..."

So what is the meaning of these inexplicable behaviors? !Kamijou roared in his heart, but he could only continue.

"I've probably discovered Kamijou from the beginning and watched me perform artificial respiration on you." In other words, it was intentional, then...

"Hey, hey, now that you already know, I won't hide it anymore." The aura of the final boss on his face

"...No, no, no, Kamijou-san didn't think of anything."

——Of course, Kamijou didn’t have the consciousness to continue in this inexplicable state just to complain.Speaking of which, her current state is like being resurrected with full health. How obsessed is this person with commentary?

"joker_xtre!"

Clang! !

There was a sound of metal clashing, and the figure actually blocked Nayako's knight kicks for unknown number of times with the back of one hand.With a lift, Naiko flew backwards and landed next to Yasaka Mahiro, doing a backflip and landing firmly.

"Summarize it into three lines for me!" Yasaka Mahiro covered his face, and his tone seemed to be used to this situation (?)

The other side also showed unexpected cooperation:

"Because I want to sell Yasaka Makoto to the auction house."

"Before this, I have to sell a unique book to make a fortune."

"We also recorded some very cute material."

"So I tied him here!"

Each person's sentence seems to be very deliberately added with an extra line... Well, no, now we should be concerned about the fact that the other party suddenly became four people and they were also posing in strange combinations... ...........

That’s weird! !Those are all inexplicable reasons!As for Mr. Kamijou, the artificial respiration before was deliberately used to record the material that I don’t know what to use for it!Kamijou rubbed his temples. He really didn't know what kind of imagination it took to turn normal artificial respiration into that weird notebook - Mr. Kamijou almost didn't dare to look at Yasaka Mahiro even now.

"Who are these guys..." Kamijou muttered with a headache.

"We are just..."

The other four people seemed to be infected by something.

"The Four Heavenly Kings of the Universe Fan Club (da)!" x4

by Four people who made another inexplicable combination of poses

"So who are you?!" x2

by Kamijou and Yasaka Mahiro, who have already endured it no more

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