Pokémon Calamity

() "Hehehehehe..." A sympathetic laugh emerged from the cracks of Stonehenge. "Everything is according to the script..."

"Lord God, thank you for giving me the food I need today..." Holding your nose and fainting, forget about it. As an evil god, is it really okay to say such a thing?

"Hey, listen to me..."

"As expected of Yasaka Mahiro... This kind of qualification as a 'shou' is really - so cute!"

"Hey, I said..."

"Too cunning! This guy Tsuruko!" The guy who fainted before suddenly stood up.

"Idiot! Don't be so loud. What will happen to my script if you are discovered...Eh? Tsuruko?" The figure turned his head, but did not find the expected figure. "Oh oh oh, that idiot!!!"

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"Yasaka, are you okay?" the hedgehog asked.

"No, not..." Yasaka Mahiro, who was lying in the arms of the hedgehog, blushed and turned away. "The... breathing still seems a bit... ugh?!"

......

His lips parted and he made a sound like "Boo~".

It's just that the silk thread of their breasts still connected their lips.

"Is it better?"

"Also, maybe once again..."

"Really?" The hedgehog lowered his head

. . . . . . . . .

"What is this?!" Yasaka Mahiro screamed, but under the full rescue of the tearful pink-haired maid, he finally failed to destroy the manga (ben) and picture (zi) draft in his hand.

"..." Kamijou stood aside, forcing himself to remain calm and acting as if it had nothing to do with him.

It has nothing to do with Mr. Kamijou, well, it has nothing to do with Mr. Kamijou at all.Right, look, Mr. Kamijou’s name doesn’t appear in it at all, right, and the hedgehog’s head doesn’t have a face, right? Usually these kinds of things are made of handsome guys, so the ordinary Mr. Kamijou can’t appear. It's on top, right...

——Well, actually there is a word in this world called "self-deception".

Well, as a protagonist, we should not look at Kamijou who has turned into a black face (.____.).

......

"So destroy this thing quickly!" Yasaka said angrily with his hands crossed.

"Wuwu, no, wu, this child is innocent, wuwuwu..." The maid with eyes fell to the ground and cried while holding the draft.

"I am the innocent one!" Yasaka Mahiro looked for the fork that did not exist on his body in annoyance. "No matter what, this kind of thing must not be left here!"

"Why is this... wuwuwuwu." The maid continued to cry with tears in her eyes, but she hugged the manuscript even more tightly with her hands.

"Stop, stop, stop, Yasaka, stop for a moment!" Maybe he really can't stand this weird scene of "an irresponsible husband bullying a weak wife (still with a baby or a child who cannot be independent)" The paragraphs and the atmosphere of the dialogue - if you can think of it to this extent, you feel that you are entangled enough.

But the final result could only be that Kamijou forcibly inserted himself between the two entangled people, in a physical sense.

"Um, this...maid lady?"

"Are you awake?"

"How is that possible!" Kamijou almost collapsed with just one sentence, but in the end he rubbed his temples and forced a smile.

"Well, this doesn't look like a convenient place to talk. How about we go out first and talk slowly?" Thanks to those words, Kamijou didn't even have the mood to beat around the bush and directly raised his point. idea.

"Well, the exit is right here..."

"Are you stupid?!" A certain figure finally couldn't bear it anymore. "You just sneaked out to ask for autographs, and now you want to let them go?! Do you know how much effort I have put into this time? No matter where there is a problem on both sides, we will all suffer... ..."

\"......\"by Kamijou.

\"......\"by Yasaka Mahiro.

As he spoke, the figure dragged the maid with pear-shaped eyes and disappeared...

- Strange.

Probably feeling uncomfortable being stared at, the figure finally stopped.

"Tsk, now that you have discovered it, there is nothing we can do..." The figure turned his head and forced himself to build momentum.

No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, you all ran out on your own.

"What is your purpose in arresting Yasaka?" Complaints are complaints, but the question still needs to be asked.

——What's more important is that Kamijou has no way at all, whether it's fighting or escaping.

By the way, Kamijou subconsciously stopped in front of the enemy's target - Yasaka Mahiro when he spoke.

puff! !

"GJ!" A fallen figure spurting blood (nose) appeared inexplicably from behind. Just listening to the sound can feel its infinite satisfaction.

"Ahem!!" A loud cough like a tuberculosis forcefully drew the attention of Kamijou and Yasaka Mahiro. "Do you want to know our purpose? As long as..."

\"The legendary Yasaka-kun." Regardless of the strange title, it is always not a comfortable thing to have a person appear behind you for no reason. "May I ask how you feel now...\"

"Shut up! If anything happens again, I will burn your collection!!" The figure went crazy.

silence......

"Cough cough cough." The figure cleared his throat.

Continue?

Kamijou bets that his current expression must be very exciting.

"Anyway, it has come to this point..." He paused suddenly, turned his head quickly, and nodded with satisfaction when he saw that no one interrupted him again. "Anyway, we've reached this point, and you have no hope of escaping..."

"joker!"

Still interrupted...

A black cube-shaped octahedron flew out of Yasaka Mahiro's pocket, and then a Kamen Rider familiar to Kamijou rushed out of it...

"Ahhhh! I quit!" The figure became hysterical.

To be honest, even Kamijou felt that such a development was too cruel as the mastermind behind the scenes.

"So what if I tell you?! Our purpose is..."

"Zhenxun! How are you?! Are you okay?! Is your virginity still there? Has it been defiled by that inexplicable woman? Ah, no... No! It's better to go back and check carefully for this kind of thing! I will Go into the bathroom and wash Zhenxun clean! Ah, Zhenxun, do you want to wash it for me too? It’s not limited to my breasts or hands. Just wash it for me wherever Zhenxun likes to wash. This is my style! So! In English, it's stic_liquid!" The unobtrusive Naako kept "harassing" Yasaka Mahiro, who was constantly looking for a fork.

"Hey, that..."

"Just give me a little more!" Yasaka Shinhiro, who couldn't find his weapon, pushed Nayako.

"The ultimate goal, the ultimate goal..."

"Uh-huh, Mahiro is still the same. Even if he tries to catch her, he will slip away easily through his fingers..." Nayako clung to her even more shamelessly.

"Well, listen to me, okay..."

"You should probably know that it's called 'stopping when you're done'!" Nayako's cheek was pushed forward - like a steel mask.

......

"Please! Please listen to me, please let me finish!" Tuge, as the mastermind behind the scenes, loudly used his final trick! ! !

"Eh? Are you still there?" x2, by Yasaka Mahiro and Nayako.

At that moment, Kamijou seemed to hear something broken.

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