Pokémon Calamity

() Let’s get to know the “legendary” Four Heavenly Kings of the universe fan club:

The first is the figure who has been beaten before - there is no doubt that she is the leader and the boss among the Four Heavenly Kings.

Although now he is wearing a satisfied smile, his long light gray hair is sadly scattered, and he is vomiting liquid of an inexplicable color and falling to the ground...

Please don't get me wrong, this guy collapsed on the ground almost as soon as he finished posing - it was simply a reflection of the past or idealism in the textbook sense.

But at least before "dying", he revealed his true identity - Shud Meier - a gray monster with a huge body several miles long, and exuding strange acid from time to time.He digs deep underground at an astonishing speed, displaying a terrifying and violent attitude. (The above is taken from Zhenxun Encyclopedia)

Next is the second one,

The green-haired woman whose nosebleed never stopped—hmm, the one who kept trying to crawl towards Mahiro but was strangled by Nayako. Except for the three eyes on her face, she rolled her eyes at the same time. There was nothing strange about it (this was already strange!), but it was because "Yasaka Mahiro was frightened by this obsession and moved a little closer to Kamijou" that he spurted out a lot of nosebleeds again. The originally pretty face turned into a horrifying look.

Also, let’s talk about the third one...

Well, given her miserable appearance, I always felt that something bad would happen to the next "person" without introducing her first:

Glaki - has an oval body and a large round mouth.There are three stem-like protrusions on his face, with yellow eyeballs at the end. He is an old ruler who looks like an ugly slug (the above is taken from Zhenxun Encyclopedia)

So let’s quickly introduce the third one – the evil god painter who calls himself “Tsuruko”: the goddess of sex magic worship in the Cthulhu Mythos (the above is taken from Zhenxun Encyclopedia), but it’s not obvious from the appearance of the maid with pure glasses. ...Well, based on her previous performance, Kamijou still believed her, so he simply chose to ignore Nayako when he tied her up with a turtle shell and then bombarded Kamijou with "blasphemous grenades".

The next fourth Four Heavenly Kings was a Sanmu Lolita with short silver hair and blood-red eyes. In comparison, Kamijou felt that his love affair was too normal, because this one was difficult for Nayako. The famous stick-shaped object Loli even screamed was waving it wildly with the words "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" ! ! ! 】【ah----! ! ! ! 】【It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! ! 】It is expressed by the wood board with this word.And although her limbs are flailing, Loli's face has no movement at all, which is as weird as possible.

Anyway, let’s introduce this screenwriter Loli - even though Kamijou has been numbed by the blind eyes of this cursed humanoid... then Loli’s true form "Ehot" - wandering in the maze of the underground world God, his body is a pale, swollen, huge oval piece of flesh, supported by countless hoofed feet, and has jelly-like oval eyes. (The above is taken from Zhenxun Encyclopedia)

Next is the last of the Four Kings - Mordiggian.

stop!Don’t ask Mr. Kamijou why there are five so-called Four Heavenly Kings, because Mr. Kamijou also wants to know why this group of “people” can openly and shamelessly call themselves the “Four Heavenly Kings” with five people.

Although I really want to quibble, it was four people except Mordiggian who bowed before, but it was four people except Loli who spoke...

Ahem, let’s continue the introduction!

Mr. Kamijou gave up on himself.

Mordiki looks like a woman in black clothes and a Sadako hairstyle - the gloomy god of cold bones and the king of ghouls. His void and whirlpool-like body will instantly lower the surrounding temperature by several degrees when it appears, and it will be filled with Biting cold and stagnant air.

From her screams, it could be clearly identified that she was indeed the "person" who abducted Yasaka Mahiro, well, but because of the highly distorted sound, Kamijou had to listen to it for nearly 15 minutes before he could identify it.

At this point, the enemy of the incident has been perfectly eliminated by Nayako - although using a cosmic cqc that is enough to make Kamijou suspect that he is the evil villain - but listening to Yasaka Mahiro's vivid description that clearly misunderstood the branch of common sense In the end, all Kamijou could do was barely ensure that his sanity did not suffer a huge decline.Moreover, Yasaka Mahiro guarantees that Nayako is indeed the law enforcer of the universe and will not directly kill the evil god (original sentence of Yasaka Mahiro), so Kamijou is unable to save these people who challenge his world view and the limits of his imagination. creatures.

Well~ Anyway, this inexplicable incident has finally been solved.

Kamijou twisted his face into what looked like a smile.

"Unfortunate."

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That night

"That guy Kuroko is getting more and more difficult to deal with..." She looked around cautiously. Although she knew it was not necessary, Misaka Mikoto still comforted herself.

Although he finally escaped from the clutches of a certain (still twitching) lily girl, it was already very late at night when he came back to his senses.

"What should we do next?" Misaka Mikoto was confused. It is definitely not possible to go back now, otherwise the second struggle that almost killed her would become meaningless, but if she continues her original purpose... ...

"This, this, this, doesn't this become a night attack?" He blushed and stuttered just thinking about it.

"Forget it, let's go shopping before..."

When he raised his head, he was in front of a certain door unknowingly.

"...At this time, you should go to sleep." Misaka Mikoto's shame was still finding reasons not to continue. "B-it's better to go back..."

"Misaka?" A familiar voice.

"Wait, wait a minute! Why did you suddenly show up at this time?!" Misaka shook her arms violently as if to erase Kamijou's existence.

"Uh, let's not talk about that for now." Kamijou changed the topic directly as he couldn't bear to look back on the past. "Speaking of Misaka..."

"It's definitely not a night attack!!"

"Eh?"

"..."

"..."

"Well, that, well, I just go out for a walk at night, right! Just a walk..."

"Well - then let Mr. Kamijou attack Misaka at night." The opportunity is once in a lifetime!

"I told you... wait... you, are you a monkey?!" A certain lv5's resistance seemed to be a little weak...

kara~

The door opens.

"(Kamijo) Touma!" xn

express concern.

"Um..." Mr. Kamijou was holding Misaka in his arms.

"(Kamijo) Touma!!!"xn

Express anger.

"...Unfortunately."

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ps.1: Kamijou was covered in bruises;

ps.2: I had a great time afterwards.

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