Kirby, the God of Pirates

Boom!

The man's iron hand shook the table, interrupting Sanji.

"Does your store always serve this kind of soup with insects in it to your customers?"

The captain pointed at the soup with his left hand, but leaned on the table with his right hand and secretly exerted his strength.

As long as this guy dares to say any words of refusal, he is sure that he will immediately blow the blond boy's head off!

"Humph?"

Sanji retracted his hand angrily, put it back in his pocket, took a long puff of cigarette, and then looked at the captain.

"insect?"

"Yeah, what on earth is this bug?!"

The man clenched his fist and pointed his left hand into the soup bit by bit. The insect in the center of the soup was dead but not stiff, and its legs were still shaking. It was obvious that it had just been trampled to death.

[The reputation of this store should be ruined now! 】

"Humph..."

Sanji smiled slightly and held up his cigarette.

"Excuse me, this guest"

"I'm still not sure"

"I don't have much research on insects~"

How could Sanji not know the tricks of men? Although he looks lazy on the surface, every plate of dishes brought out from the kitchen has been carefully checked by him.

As Bharati's sous chef, he is absolutely obsessed with food. Of course, the same goes for beauties?

"Puff puff..."

The noble lady couldn't help covering her mouth and laughed. It seemed that she was not afraid of offending her male companion.

Many people also laughed, as people said, "Here comes a captain."

He's just a captain

You know, this restaurant...

"What are you kidding!!!"

No matter what the captain thought, he never expected that this blond boy would not even bother to excuse himself.

After being stunned for a moment, the humiliation turned into anger. The man raised his hand, stamped his foot, and punched the delicate table with his right hand.

boom!

The soup spilled all over the floor and the table completely fell apart.

Sanji stood still, not moving at all.

Of course, Sanji's suit was splashed with soup, and the greasy oil stain seemed to be taunting the man, reflecting the glint in the captain's eyes.

Sanji held the cigarette in his mouth, his lips never trembled, and the smoke continued to come out.

He looked at the guests in front of him calmly and knelt down.

"Can't we drink it if we remove the bug?"

The man lowered his head and carefully looked at the broken plates and soup on the floor, stroking them gently with his hands. His face could not be seen clearly.

"This is a soup that took three days and three nights to carefully remove the astringent taste..."

The smoke enveloped the man's face, slowly drifting upwards, and blurred the captain's eyes.

But the captain stepped on Sanji's hand and crushed it hard.

Now that he has decided to destroy the reputation of this restaurant, he is not afraid to do it to perfection.

"Isn't your attitude a little too arrogant?"

The captain raised both fists above his head, and the soles of his feet were still exerting great force.

"I am a guest! I am a paying guest!!!"

"Wait...wait...Mr. Purdy!"

The female companion on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore and came over to hold the captain's hand and persuaded him again and again.

She knew very well the consequences of making a man angry. Although she pretended not to care before, she knew that if she really made the captain angry, someone would die!

"He's just..."

"Stop chattering!"

The captain waved his left hand and pushed the woman aside. The chair was overturned. The woman sat on the ground, rubbing her shoulders in pain, her eyes becoming more desperate.

This waiter, I'm afraid... is in danger...

"Mr. Ho...Hobody!"

The woman trembled and called the man's name, trying to restore his sanity.

It's a pity that she doesn't understand...

"Money, can you fill your stomach?"

Just when everyone was opening their mouths in surprise, but expecting a farce in their hearts, Sanji, who had kept his head buried in silence and let the captain step on his hands, spoke.

"what?!"

"Let me ask you, can money fill your stomach?!!!"

With the captain's foot firmly trampling his right hand, Sanji still didn't raise his head. With the help of his right hand that was trampled, he actually stood on his head.

Just when people were looking at the blond man in a daze, wondering what he was going to do

Sanji moved!

The man's legs were frighteningly fast, swinging wildly like an electric fan that had reached maximum power. Just a moment ago, the sound of the wind could be heard beside his ears. The next moment, the captain who was still stunned flew out.

boom!The whole journey was so windy and windy that the tables and chairs along the way were blown away so many times that they could barely withstand the momentum of the man being kicked away.

Still lingering in the air

The man coughed up blood, but Sanji had already retracted his legs and walked straight towards the man.

The woman covered her mouth in surprise and seemed to have no intention of helping her male companion up.

Until it hit the door frame horizontally, the arrogant captain could no longer say a word.

"Wow!"

Everyone was in an uproar. Unexpectedly, in just a moment, the man who had been stepped on before was kicked out by the captain.

"Humph, you are really asking for trouble."

Kirby smiled and shrugged, lips pursed slightly

Even if he didn't use his eyes to see it, he would have known this result a long time ago, but he was more interested in what he said than Sanji's amazing kicking skills.

"You can drink it just by removing the worm? Interesting, really interesting..."

"Kerby, what are you talking about?"

Nami turned around and looked at Kebi curiously, but her little face was filled with excitement.

Although the girl couldn't see much of the way through, she could still understand that the captain was here to cause trouble. She was naturally very happy to see the man being beaten away by the waiter.

In Nami's opinion, the waiter seemed surprisingly strong, but it was far from unacceptable.

Look at the guys on this table, who is not a monster, oh, except Usopp...

"It's nothing. Compared to this, did you bring any money?"

Kebi smiled at Nami, pointed at the captain who was grabbed by Sanji's head again, and smacked his mouth.

"Zhen Zhenzhen, look, what will happen if you come to eat without money?"

"Ahem!" Nami couldn't tell that Kebi was teasing her, but she still patted her chest confidently.

"Don't worry, my sister will pay for Kebi's meals!"

"Oh, how rare is that?" Kirby rolled his eyes and stood up.

"Then Nami is going to get the money from the ship. I'm going to see how Luffy is doing first. Zoro and Usopp are waiting here for the food, right?"

"Oh...oh!" Usopp looked at the bloody scene on the side, his calves were trembling a little, and he couldn't care less about eating.

"Hey, haven't you ordered the food yet?!" Zoro was very nervous. He still crossed his legs and ordered the menu with his hands.

"You don't understand this at all?"

"Oh, this one?"

Kirby picked up the menu with one hand, looked at it carefully, rolled his eyes, and waved to Sanji without thinking, stood up on tiptoes cutely, extended his hands and shouted:

"Hey, waiter over there, our table wants Tetedeveau (veal head meat), Hachisparmentier (baked meat with minced potatoes), Coqauvin (braised chicken in red wine), Garbure (cabbage soup), Aperitif (pre-dinner wine or meal) appetizers), plus some amuse-gueule (appetizers before the meal) and two bottles of red wine of any vintage?”

"Oh, that's right, the meat needs to be extra large!"

"No problem, miss~" Sanji seemed to have a different face, smiling brightly, completely different from the guy who kicked people away before.

"Uh..."

Kebi, who was originally smiling, suddenly looked like a chicken that had been strangled by the neck, and was stuck in mid-air on tiptoe, motionless.

Only then did he remember that there was this misunderstanding. Kebi's eyes widened. Just as he was about to get angry, Sanji had already tilted his head towards the man.

"Apologize..."

"Sanji!"

Hearing the noise from the kitchen, he hurried over, but in front of him was the scene of his sous chef pinching the guest in his hand.

"stop it now!"

Wearing uniform white robes and white hats, with various pots and pans in one hand, the chefs were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, hopping around but not daring to come forward.

Who is Sanji who is the best at fighting? This situation has happened countless times, but they are helpless.

It’s no wonder that since all the waiters have escaped, in addition to the cook, Barati, the chef at the sea restaurant, has such a weirdo who loves to fight, and no one can control it.

Of course, when it comes to Sanji's skill...

Captain's cabin——

An old man and a young man faced each other and had a heated exchange.

"You kid, don't bargain with me!"

The white chef's hat was so high that it almost reached the ceiling, making people wonder how he got in and out of the room.

The aesthetics are peculiar. The beard is like the dwarf who works all day long in World of Warcraft. It is tied into two braids. It is longer than a woman’s hair and is well maintained.

He has as strong and powerful muscles as a dwarf, but his right leg is missing a section and is replaced by a wooden stake.

Captain Tetsuo was lying on the bed with a big beer belly, and the wooden stakes were hitting the ground "dong dong dong".

"Is it you who fired the cannonball?"

Zhefu roared calmly, his face had completely darkened, the veins on his forehead were very clear, sweat stains mixed with saliva, sprayed all over Luffy's face

"I don't want it..."

Luffy's face felt aggrieved. He wiped the saliva from his face and still pursed his lips reluctantly. In the blink of an eye, he turned into a smile again.

"Hehe, I don't want it!"

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