Kirby, the God of Pirates

"I've told you everything! I've been working here for a year! Don't try to get in here for me!" Zhefu lay on the bed and rolled his eyes angrily.

"One week!" Luffy said with a dull face, he held out a finger, looked at the uncle's face, and quickly changed his words.

"Oh, no... I mean two weeks, two weeks, no more!"

"Nani?!"

Zhefu casually picked up a kitchen knife, threw it high in his hand, and looked at the boy in front of him with threatening eyes.

"You ruined someone else's shop, and you also made me, the head chef, covered in wounds. You just worked for a week or two for nothing and you just want to get away with it!"

"it is good!"

Luffy frowned as if he didn't see the knife in the man's hand, and stretched out three fingers with great difficulty.

"I decided, three weeks!"

"Huh...huh hahaha!"

"Give me less—!"

“It’s so direct!!!”

The man was so angry that he laughed, his face darkened, his mouth crooked, his right hand rested on the bed, and he actually started doing Thomas on the spot.

With just one roundhouse kick, Luffy was kicked up into the sky and fell into the pile of buildings destroyed by artillery fire. He raised his neck and screamed.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!"

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Luffy touched his head in pain and straightened his hat.

"I do not want!"

"Um?!"

"I endured ten years before I became a pirate..."

Luffy just sat on the floor, patting the dust on his straw hat, and said every word

"We can't stay here for a whole year..."

"it is good!"

Putting on the straw hat, Luffy sat up straight with his arms crossed, as if he had made some decision.

"I have decided! It will take a week to make you let me go!"

"Huh?"

Zhefu slowly approached the boy as if he had discovered something interesting.

The iron rod on his right foot stomped on the floor, making a heavy sound. The man played with the familiar knife with his fingers, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Since you value time so much, why don't I teach you a more trouble-free way?"

"what?!"

Stomping on the boy's leg, the prosthetic stick was more like being inserted into the rubber, poking a small hole.

Zhefu's expression remained unchanged, he crossed his arms and moved his jaw.

"Keep one of your legs and let you go."

"I do not want!"

"Stains..."

Zhefu was so angry that his beard became crooked. He rubbed the back of the knife with one hand and gritted his teeth.

"How dare you say it so directly?!!!"

"Chop off your leg!"

"Wait a moment!"

The sword flash, which was about to become cold, stopped. Zhefu ignored the straw hat man who was still smiling stupidly even though he was about to die, and slowly turned his head in the direction of the voice.

A boy held the wooden door and ran in panting. There were still a few blood stains on the corners of his clothes, and he was looking around hurriedly.

"How did you get in?!" Zhefu blew his beard and looked at the boy in front of him with wide eyes, but the strength of his feet did not relax at all, causing Luffy to scream.

"Wow wow wow! But you're finally here!"

...

Golden Mellie, deck

"Phew, it's finally done~"

Looking at the repaired deck, Johnny and Joseph finally showed expressions of relief and brushed away the sweat on their foreheads.

"Here you go, take the water!"

Nami walked out of the inner warehouse, not forgetting to bring two bottles of water, and threw them towards the two of them.

"When you're done, go in and eat. Your eldest brother... is... Zoro, right? He's in there too."

"Eh! Good!"

Johnny responded quickly, took the water, unscrewed the cap of the bottle and drank it.

Thanks to this girl, Joseph was able to escape. Otherwise, he would still be crying now.

"Let's go as soon as we finish this!"

Johnny wiped his lips and pointed to the broken wooden railing. It was a gap he had cut out as soon as he got on the boat. Thinking about it now, Johnny was still afraid. If Luffy had been hurt at that time, it would be really bad now. end

Who would have thought that that stupid guy was actually the captain of a ship, and it was Brother Sauron's ship?

When Johnny first came on board, he completely mistook Luffy for being a minion on the ship, and was planning to kill him as a warning to others...

"Hey!"

After finishing the carpentry, the man turned over and jumped down from the railing on the second floor. Following Johnny's movements, several crumpled pieces of rice paper flew out of his back pocket and scattered all over the floor.

"What is this?" Nami noticed it immediately and picked it up curiously, with a surprised look on her face.

"Ah, that..." Johnny was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and proudly patted his chest and said

"That's the reward list, the wanted poster for the pirates!"

"As I said before, we are pirate hunters! We were traveling with Brother Zoro before."

"Ah..." as if suddenly

Thinking of something, Johnny touched his head in embarrassment.

"Of course, we will never take action against anyone. Sister, you are our savior!"

"Huh?" Nami rolled her eyes and looked at the list in her hand.

Skimming over them one by one, this guy has collected quite a lot of bounty orders. More or less, they are all marked with a red cross, which means that the guy on the list has been removed.

"Eh? Did you two kill these people?"

Nami's eyes flickered as she stared at the bounty, including those worth 1, [-], or even [-] beli.

"Of course!" Johnny slapped his chest loudly

The two brothers claimed to have traveled all over the East China Sea before, but they were not just bragging!

You know, over the years, although they are a little worse than Brother Zoro, they have grown a lot.

"We two brothers are quite famous in this sea area. No matter what, we can't cheat those little minions with a bounty of 10,000+... uh..."

"what happened to you?"

"..."

The woman was holding the pirate's reward list in her hand, her wrists were shaking uncontrollably, and her frightened eyes were wide open as if she had seen something terrible.

[Have we reached this guy’s territory? 】

【Yeah, already...】

Johnny just turned around and saw Nami's head holding a bounty in her hand, and suddenly felt embarrassed.

"Ah, that ah..."

Johnny put on a smile and tried not to recall the fear he felt when facing that man. No...the two brothers couldn't help but start to tremble before they even had time to face the man. The legs, against the man's wishes, began to tremble.

"We are about to go to that guy... to meet for a while, aha... ahahaha..."

On the reward list full of honors for the two of them, the man with a long jagged nose smiled arrogantly, and his shark-like eyes were staring at the girl's eyes, just like in the past.

"Well... if you are interested, Sister..."

"Do not make jokes"

"Hey, what...what's wrong, eldest sister?"

"Do not make jokes!!!"

...

"Don't waste food on me!"

Blood slowly slid down the blond man's palm. The captain, whose eyes were blank, was grabbed by the man's neck and lifted up.

The blood mixed into the soup spilled on the floor, rippling into bright colors that lingered for a long time.

"Cough cough...cough..."

The captain who was arrogant and smashed the entire table just a moment ago is now trembling, unable to summon up any courage to swing the iron fist of his right hand.

The terrifying-looking iron fist only reflected the peripheral light in the hall and became a burden to the man.

The lady who came with him had already disappeared somewhere. The man was lifted in the air by the waiter and surrounded by everyone in a circle.

"me..."

The man murmured for a long time, but he couldn't think of a word to retort.

Only then did he remember that those eyes full of regret and unwillingness that had once faced him must have appeared very clearly on his face at this moment.

"Going against a chef at sea is tantamount to asking for death..."

"Remember it for me!"

"do not want!"

...

"Ah, I've got a great idea!"

Zhefu stomped the iron pestle, walked to Kebi step by step, and touched the beard on his lips.

"Why don't you do the odd jobs for him, kid!"

"How about a week?"

"What?!" Kebi's eyes widened and he bit his lower lip tightly, almost crying with joy.

Finally, someone who knows the goods has arrived!

"Uncle... don't say anything!"

Kebi nodded repeatedly

"I did it!"

[Just say "boy"! 】

【puff...】

【Shut up future! 】

"Humph!"

Zhefu smiled maliciously and glanced at Kebi meaningfully.

"That's natural. I'm already buried. I can't even figure out your kid's gender, so I'm blind."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Kebi nodded repeatedly. It seems that his current appearance is still somewhat masculine!

"Then it's settled, for one week, you will do odd jobs for him and compensate for the damage to the store!"

"That's great, Kirby!" Luffy put his arm around Kirby's shoulders with excitement. One year of doing odd jobs turned into one week, not to mention how happy he was.

"Thank you!"

"Yes, Luffy!" Kebi burst into tears and nodded heavily.

"Well, as the only waiter in the store, please wear that."

Zhefu shrugged indifferently and pointed to the corner with one hand.

Following the direction of the man's finger, a set of exquisite maid uniforms was hung in the window.

Silent, well-behaved

Exquisite and refined

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