Kirby, the God of Pirates

"How to do?"

"What else can we do? Let's order first!"

"Hee hee, heroes see the same thing!"

Usopp grabbed the menu and scanned it up and down——

Blanquettedeveau (braised veal in white sauce), B?ufbourguignon (braised beef in Burgundy red wine), Bouillabaisse (bouillabaisse), Confitdecanard (confit crow), Garbure (cabbage soup)

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"Wow, what is all this!"

Usopp was completely confused and handed the menu to Nami in a daze.

"Uh......"

Nami just glanced at it briefly and lost interest in continuing to read.

"Zo...Zoron...please have some..."

"Huh? What is it? Why are you two acting so weird?"

"puff!"

Zoro took it smoothly, leaned on the chair, rolled his eyes, and stuffed a mouthful of water into his throat and almost didn't spit it out.

"I, Cao, what the hell is this!"

Well, even the well-informed bounty hunter can't do anything about the strange snake-shaped font. Zoro simply closed his eyes and handed the menu to Kebi's hand.

"Come on, Kirby"

"Ah, ah~ Do you need me to translate for you?"

Before Kebi could take the beautiful brochure, a man with blond hair stepped forward.

Ahem... To be precise, I walked up to Kebi.

"Ah ~ beautiful lady! It is the greatest fate of my life to meet you. Please let me translate for you. Of course, all your dishes today are free!"

"Eh!"

Before Kebi could react, Nami shouted louder.

"What about us, what about us!"

"Of course~" The man moved to Nami's side with a sliding step.

"Of course a lady like you can also enjoy this right!"

"Hey, that's great, Kirby!"

There were little stars in Nami's eyes. As long as it was about money, this guy always did this. Little did he know that Kebi had already started to roll his eyes.

"Hey! What about us!" Usopp screamed, pointing at himself and Zoro with one hand.

“Why don’t we just give up everything on our table!”

"turn down!"

"Eh?! Why!"

"Only beautiful ladies have this right, right?"

The blond man tilted his head, lit a crumpled cigarette, and looked at Usopp calmly, but Kirby's face was getting darker and darker, and his finger bones could not help but tremble.

Zoro didn't care, he still closed his eyes and relaxed with his legs crossed. The three long knives were casually placed aside, but they were all within reach.

However, the blond man's next words pointed at him

"And sir, weapons are not allowed to be brought in, right?"

"Ok?"

Only then did Zoro take a serious look at the man in front of him. The man looked calm and unhurried. He was the only one wearing a suit in the huge hall.

Perhaps as he said, all the waiters have fled. Although I don't know why, this is obviously not something Zoro will consider.

"What if I say...no?"

"Hum..."

The blond man changed his squinty look when facing Kirby and Nami. His eyes suddenly became brighter and he rolled up his sleeves with one hand.

Seeing this, even Kebi suppressed the fire and started chanting the spell quietly. He had a hunch that the only waiter in this restaurant might not be a fuel-efficient lamp.

Zoro touched the handle of the knife with one hand and took another sip of tea without raising his head.

He's just a waiter in a restaurant. If he doesn't obey, he'll be beaten!

"Don't eat and drink a toast!"

Swish!

boom!

No one can see the man clearly

The movement on the man's leg made even Kebi stunned for a moment. When he reacted, the waiter's foot had already kicked Zoro's knife.

The dull sound did not spread too far, but the close impact still made Kebi feel the strong impact between the two huge forces.

"This..."

This is no ordinary kicking skill...

Cold sweat broke out on Keby's forehead. Although mages are indeed not good at close combat, there are not many attacks that can exceed Keby's dynamic vision.

Didn't you see Ghost Crow? He walked with such miraculous steps that he didn't even make a sound, but he still managed to get rid of a fatal attack by Kebi using his wall of telekinesis.

But the man in front of me...

Kebi realized that he couldn't clearly see the kick he just made.

"What...what...this person..."

Zoro held the word "Wadou" in his hand and squeezed the scabbard tightly with the other hand, resisting the blond man's kick. It didn't look easy.

Perhaps only he knew that the seemingly light kick just now had a force of at least [-] kilograms. Although he had no big problem in blocking it, it seemed that the guy still had some strength left!

"Who the hell are you..."

"I?"

The blond man shrugged, looking casual.

"a cook"

Sanji retracted his leg angrily, knowing that he had encountered a tough situation this time. He originally planned to give a probing kick, but instead he kicked out a lot.

Although it was just a random kick, he used at least [-]% of his strength, but the swordsman blocked it easily, and it seemed that he still had some strength left.

"For the sake of this young lady, I allow you to make an exception once, and you won't make an exception next time!"

"Humph!"

[This swordsman is not simple! 】X【This cook is not simple! 】

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Those who are strong will do what they want, those who show off will be beaten!

This is the rule of Bharati

Since the other party didn't mean to cause trouble, Sanji couldn't go too far. He turned around and stared at Kirby like a nymphomaniac.

"This lady needs..."

"I'm not some little-!"

"Hey! Waiter!"

Kebi was about to have a seizure, and he had already prepared his hand gestures, but the roar from the side interrupted his movements.

"What's the matter?!"

Sanji turned around angrily. Just by hearing the voice, he knew it was the "pretender" just now. It was considered good if he didn't give him a kick. This kid still wants to pretend?

"Humph!"

The pink-haired man seemed to have gained enough confidence this time. He patted the table and stood up, with a glint in his eyes and a confident look.

"Captain..."

The woman intended to stop her, but was stopped by the man's eyes. She frowned and said no more.

【poor...】

She never expected that this navy commander, who usually seemed sanctimonious, would be so conceited to this extent.

Being so close, even without looking deliberately, she knew that the worms on the captain's plate were the ones he had just thrown in.

Next, he will probably make things difficult for the waiter who made him lose face...

The woman thought, shook her head, and turned her eyes to the blond man who was walking steadily with a napkin in one hand.

"Ah~ah...didn't I tell you that I'm not a waiter?"

The blond man shook his head and walked over with his hands in his pockets.

The man is on the left and the woman is on the right. Sanji looked left and right, but finally fixed his sight on the woman's side.

"Speaking of which, you are really beautiful~"

"Eh--?!"

He winked at the woman. In the stunned expression of the lady, Sanji completely ignored the captain and grabbed the woman's hand.

"How about it, miss?"

"Would you like to come over with me and have a glass of red wine?"

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