I open a supermarket in Meiman

As someone who reads comics when he is bored during this period of time, Sun Wukong said that he has found the characteristics of the villains that make them attack the streets.

The first characteristic of villains: arrogance.

The reason why the villain attacks the street is entirely because the villain is too arrogant and thinks that he is invincible. Little does he know that all things are interdependent and there is nothing that cannot be restrained. If so, it is because you have not found a way to restrain yourself.

I remember when he carried the watermelon knife and chopped from the Nantianmen to the Lingxiao Palace. He chopped and it was like a river of blood. But in the end, he was slapped by Tathagata Buddha and sent to the foot of Five Fingers Mountain.

why

Because he was arrogant and complacent, thinking that he was invincible, he ran to make a bet with Tathagata Buddha on whether he could escape from Tathagata Buddha's palm in a somersault.

At that time, he thought to himself, labor and management can’t get over your small, small palm even though they have to travel thousands of miles.

As a result, his palm was indeed a square inch, but there was another world within this square inch. Even though he somersaulted a hundred and eight thousand miles, he still could not get over Tathagata's palm, and was finally suppressed under the Five Fingers Mountain.

So he would never be arrogant and let Gordon shoot him now.

"you."

"What are you, shut up."

The King of Demons, Sun Wukong, slapped him with his backhand, slapping all Gordon's words back.

The second characteristic of the villain's attack is to listen to the protagonist's bb.

The reason why the villain attacks the street is entirely because the villain fights back while listening to the protagonist's remarks.

For any protagonist, a must-have skill is talking. This talking may not only destroy the world, but it can easily make you upset and finally make you surrender to the protagonist.

So when fighting with the protagonist, you must not listen to his talk. Once you listen to his talk, congratulations, you are about to enter the confession and whitewash mode.

In many comics, both ancient and modern, at home and abroad, once the villain starts to clear up his character, it is the beginning of his death.

Because the villain is a villain because he has attracted enough hatred. Normal methods cannot cleanse a villain. Only death can cleanse a villain.

Any villain who embarks on the road of whitewashing will be in trouble within a few paintings.

After the King of Demons, Sun Wukong, told Gordon to shut up, he decisively threw Gordon out.

The third characteristic of villains on the street: grinding and whining.

The reason why the villain attacks the street is because the villain is so grumbling when fighting. He can obviously kill the protagonist with one move, but he has to do it dozens of times, which increases the hatred of the protagonist and makes the protagonist explode. Finally got off the street.

So when you play the protagonist, you can’t do ink.

Lu Yu watched Gordon being caught and thrown out by Sun Wukong like an eagle catching a chicken, but he did not stop him.

He doesn't like Gordon, who is too holy, because his relationship has caused a lot of tragedies and is a typical example of good intentions leading to bad things.

But if he doesn't like him, he still can't do anything heavy-handed, so he just lets Sun Wukong teach him a lesson and then throws him out.

After Gordon was thrown out, Lu Yu started thinking.

He was thinking whether he was being targeted by the will of the DC universe. Otherwise, why would everything go wrong for him?

I have been in the DC Universe for several months, so forget it even if the business is not open, and I have been targeted by Batman and Gordon, two partners of justice who are both overt and covert.

Although being targeted is not a big deal, looking at the characters that have appeared in Gotham City, except for a few people, no one else has super powers. It would be better to bang your head against the wall than to fight him.

What he really cares about is the sense of crisis.

Forget it about Gordon. Although he is quite a saint and his position is suitable, this is the world of superheroes, not the world of police dramas, so Gordon is destined to be just a supporting role.

But Batman is a real son of the plane. Lu Yu always feels inexplicably panicked when he targets him. When he fought Superman, he had a halo of intelligence, and he almost pointed at Superman's nose and said you are mentally retarded. .

If Superman casts a halo of wisdom on him, he will cry to death.

All the movies and films told him that anyone who goes against the protagonist will not end well.

The ordinary world is okay, and you can crush the entire world with extraordinary power, but in an unfathomable universe like the DC Universe, if you want to crush the entire universe with your own power, Lu Yu feels that he has to summon the Life Tribunal. .

So he was thinking about whether to return to the Marvel Universe.

At any rate, there is no one in the Marvel Universe who is against him, and the favorability of the Avengers has almost been improved by him, and he feels like a fish in water.

But he was a little unwilling to leave DC Universe like this. He had a great dream to open a branch in DC Universe and develop his career, so he just left like this. Where could he put his face?

"Sun Wukong, you can look after the store here. I'll go back and contact the chat group if anything happens." Lu Yu said to Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings.

I won’t leave, but I can retreat strategically. When Tony and the others get to know Batman well, I will come back as Tony’s friend.

After all, a friend of a friend is a friend, and I am already a friend of the son of your plane. The malice of the DC Universe cannot continue to surround me.

After sending himself back as a red envelope, Lu Yu was ready to go find Miss Hill.

As the saying goes, a break is better than a wedding. He and Miss Hill hadn't seen each other for several months, so of course they wanted to have a good intimacy.

After opening a portal, Lu Yu drove downstairs and saw Miss Hill at a glance, and his eyes widened.

Black high-heeled boots, black stockings, and black lace, I'm sorry, I like you.

"Yu, you're back." Hill looked at Lu Yu in confusion. Didn't he say he was going to go for at least a year? Why are you back now?

"We encountered a little trouble." Lu Yu boldly went up and hugged Miss Hill. His eyes instinctively glanced into the ditch, and then covered up: "Hill, have you been busy recently?"

"no"

"Then we."

Snapped

The door was pushed open suddenly, and Thor, the God of Thunder, who looked as dejected as his father had just died, burst in from the outside.

"Thunder God Thor" Lu Yu said, staring at Thor God of Thunder word by word, I was just about to start the car, and you barged in. What do you mean?

Thor, the God of Thunder, stood there, looked at Lu Yu with the eyes of a dead lover, and said, "Yu, I need your help."

"I'm sorry, I won't help." You just disturbed my good deeds and you still expect me to help you dream.

"My hammer broke."

""

"My father is dead."

"Your sister is here"

When Thor said that his hammer was broken, Lu Yu had not yet reacted. After all, his hammer had already been broken once. But when he said that Odin was dead, he immediately reacted. This was the death of Hela, the goddess of death. The underworld has returned.

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