I open a supermarket in Meiman

Gordon: "."

Come on, I knew it was impossible for people who sell arms to be kind-hearted. Sure enough, everything just happened was just an illusion.

"Amitabha, how good it is, how good the poor monk is." In an instant, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, returned to his kind-hearted appearance.

Do you think I will still believe you? I tell you, you have been seen through by me, and now you are as naked as naked in front of me.

Gordon sneered inwardly.

Lu Yu pondered in his mind while listening.

My own ponyboy has given himself a dharma name. Doesn’t he, the big boss, have to keep up with the times and give himself a dharma name to show off his coolness?

However, it is quite difficult for me whether to take the title of Tathagata Buddha or the title of Amitabha.

As for other Dharma names, he had not thought about it.

The reason is very simple. According to the original destiny trajectory, Sun Wukong will escort Tang Monk to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures and then achieve enlightenment and become the Victorious Buddha.

Sun Wukong is already a Buddha. As a boss of Buddha, he has no other choice but to take names like Tathagata Buddha and Amitabha. He cannot be allowed to have a boss of Buddha take names such as Bodhisattva and Taoist Patriarch. .

The former has a low status, and the name he chooses is inconsistent with his status as a boss. The latter is not a systematic one, so the name he chooses is a bit nondescript.

So I still choose.

Ami Buddha.

"Please come with me." Gordon said, while his hand hanging on his trouser leg was quietly touching the pistol. He felt that he had seen through Sun Wukong's true face and was very wary of Sun Wukong.

Based on his many years of experience in catching bad guys, a good bad guy, no, a bad guy with heinous crimes, generally has his own characteristics.

Either he is crazy and outrageous like the clown, who can tell at a glance that he is mentally ill and cannot be messed with, and whoever touches him will be destroyed, or he is like the Penguin, who smiles but hides his secret, and has a deep and deep mind.

Sun Wukong is not the former, but he is the latter.

On the surface, he is kind and shouts the slogans of an unknown religion. He may be a backbone of a certain sect and is deeply loved by believers, but in private, he commits pornography, gambling and drugs, and commits all kinds of evil.

Gordon is ready to take action against such a vicious guy at any time.

"Amitabha, it's very good. If I follow you, I won't follow you. If I don't follow you, I will follow you. So what's the difference between me going with you and not following you?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, clasped his hands together and said He said some Buddhist words.

"."

Gordon looked at Sun Wukong in confusion. The words you said seem to be very profound, but can you explain to me what these tongue twisters mean?

Lu Yu on the side suddenly had a bold idea in his heart after listening to Sun Wukong's words.

Since if I follow you, I don’t follow you, and if I don’t follow you, I follow you. It follows the same principle. If I have sex with the little loli, it means I didn’t have sex with the little loli. If I didn’t have sex with the little loli, it means I have sex with the little loli. .

Then the law cannot sentence me.

Lord Buddha, I want to enter Buddhism.

"Donor, do you have anything else to do?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, asked.

"Yes." Why not? You haven't come back with me to take notes yet.

"Yes or no, donor, don't you understand?" Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, sighed and said. Didn't he have enough transformation skills? Why can't he fool even a mortal?

"I understand." Gordon's face suddenly changed, and he clasped his hands like Sun Wukong, "But master, if you don't have it, you have it. Since you have it, why should you refuse?"

"If I refuse, I don't refuse. Since I didn't refuse, why should I refuse?" Sun Wukong, the king of demons, smiled slightly and looked at Gordon as if he were looking at a talented junior.

"If you didn't refuse, you just refused. Since you refused, why didn't you refuse?" Gordon imitated Sun Wukong and smiled.

He has already figured it out. I can't figure out the meaning of what you said, but I can just play with the spear of the son and the shield of the son.

If it doesn't work, I can just parrot it.

I will say whatever you say.

If there are any traps in your language, I will reflect them to you.

"It seems that you have indeed become enlightened." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, held up the flowers and smiled, showing a Buddha smile.

"Aren't you also enlightened?" Gordon imitated Sun Wukong and smiled, showing an aunt's smile that was comparable to that of Buddha.

Lu Yu looked at the two of them from the side. If you refuse, you will not refuse. If I refuse, I will refuse. As he said this, he pinched his orchid fingers and smiled. He almost died laughing.

If you want to engage in Buddhist debate, just debate, and imitate others' practice of pinching orchid fingers.

Just pinch orchid fingers, but can you please stop doing it so funny?

No, I have to hold it in.

do not laugh.

puff.

The King of Demons, Sun Wukong and Gordon, both turned to look at Lu Yu. Lu Yu immediately said solemnly: "I'm sorry, I burst out laughing, you continue."

"Now that you understand, I will teach you something one last time." Sun Wukong, the king of demons, said, raising his little finger.

"Say." Gordon said, raising his little finger as well.

"That is."

Halfway through the words, Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, strode up to Gordon, grabbed his collar with one hand and struck his face from left to right with the other hand, and slapped his ears more than a dozen times.

"Can you please not imitate me?"

I want you to learn how to speak from me, and I want you to learn how to speak like me.

Don’t you know that what I, Sun Wukong and Sun Dasheng, hate the most is that others imitate my speech?

I think you are looking for death.

Gordon was confused.

We agreed not to do anything except BB, why do you still do it after BB is over?

"No." Lu Yu said what Gordon meant at the side. He saw clearly that Gordon's face was swollen after being slapped several times by Monkey King. He must have been unable to speak, so he spoke out for him.

As for why he said "can't" rather than "can", Lu Yu said that maybe it was because of his stubbornness.

Although Chief Gordon is quite old, he still has a lot of stubbornness, and he will never succumb to evil forces.

"Puppet Poetry Puppet Poetry."

Before Gordon finished speaking, Sun Wukong opened his bow to the left and right and slapped more than a dozen ear-scratchers on him.

Can not

How dare you say you can't?

You really want to die.

Let me give you a ride.

Damn damn it.

I can't stand it anymore.

Gordon reached into his gun, preparing to take out his pistol and fight back, then.

Snapped

Sun Wukong slapped Gordon on the face, then took out a gun and waved it in front of Gordon, "Are you looking for this?"

Mortal pistols were of no use to him. He stood there and allowed Gordon to shoot without breaking his defense.

But why let him shoot if you can snatch it away?

He didn't fall into the halo of wisdom again.

What if the bullets in this gun are specially made to defeat his indestructible body?

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