I open a supermarket in Meiman

Lu Yu couldn't figure out how he, an honest and responsible supermarket owner, could attract Batman's attention. Could it be that Batman was jealous of him because he was the most handsome man in the world?

Lu Xun once said that if all impossibilities are eliminated, no matter how unbelievable the remaining one is, it is a fact.

So the conclusion is that Batman is jealous of his beautiful appearance. He is better than Pan An, Song Yu, and even beats King Lanling with his appearance.

"Is the boss here?" Someone came in from outside the door and asked.

"Yes." Lu Yu smiled slightly, this was business.

When the visitor saw Lu Yu, he asked, "Are you the boss here?"

"Yes."

"Hello, I am Officer Gordon. I received a report that you are hiding arms and equipment here. Please help me with the investigation. This is my ID."

After saying that, Officer Gordon was about to take out his ID.

"Wait a minute." Lu Yu quickly interrupted Officer Gordon's act of collecting evidence, "I didn't hear clearly what you just said. Please say it again."

Gordon frowned. What he said was clear enough. There was no reason why he couldn't hear clearly. But he still replied: "Hello, I am Officer Gordon."

"No, it's the previous sentence." Lu Yu interrupted Officer Gordon again.

Gordon thought for a moment and said, "You are the boss here."

Lu Yu: "I'm sorry, I'm not."

Gordon: "."

After speaking, Lu Yu thought for a moment and then added, "I'm just a part-time worker. Really, please believe me." The system uncle is the supermarket owner, you need to find him.

I believe in you.

The corner of Gordon's mouth twitched. He had seen many criminals. When he met people like him, some resisted, some were emboldened, and some even attacked directly. But this was the first time he saw such a shameless person.

Let me ask you, where is your face? Do you still want your face?

Lu Yu didn't have the ability to read minds and didn't know what Gordon was thinking. If he knew, he would definitely reply, "I'm sorry, I'm wearing a mask."

"Well, anyway, someone reported you for illegally selling arms and equipment. Please cooperate."

"No problem, I'll definitely cooperate, but I'm not the boss here. I'm just here to see the scenery. Please trust me." Lu Yu looked at Gordon with sincere eyes.

Because he just remembered that there is a term for conspiracy in the law. If he is an employee, he may be arrested as an accomplice, so it is safer to be a tourist.

His idea is very simple. You can't say that I am an accomplice when I come here.

The corner of Gordon's mouth twitched again. You just said you were a part-time worker, but now you are just looking at the scenery. The woman's face didn't change as fast as yours.

"Don't worry, we will never wrongly accuse a good person." Gordon said.

Lu Yu listened and said smoothly: "But I will never let a good person go."

Gordon: "."

Suppressing the gentle thought of scolding Lu Yu, Gordon asked, "Who is the supplier of this supermarket?"

"Group." Lu Yu originally wanted to fool Gordon like he fooled Nick Fury, but then he thought about it. He was a tourist now, and how could a tourist know the supplier of a supermarket? If this was revealed, Wouldn't it be a shame to not bring it upon yourself?

So he temporarily changed his words and said, "I don't know."

组

What to group

Organized?

It appears this is an organized crime syndicate.

Gordon frowned, "Who is the main customer of this supermarket?"

"I don't know." Again, he is a tourist now, so he has to think from the tourist's perspective. Tourists don't know anything about customers, suppliers, etc.

"How many employees does this supermarket have?"

"Two, no, one." He always kept in mind that he was a tourist, so there was only one employee in the supermarket, and that was Sun Wukong, the king of demons.

At worst, you can treat him as an accomplice and arrest him in prison. If that doesn't work, you can arrest him as the mastermind. Anyway, this monkey has been imprisoned under Wuzhi Mountain for hundreds of years, not less than these few years.

As for execution, he is not worried. Although many places in the United States have execution laws, Gotham City is definitely not included.

Why

If the laws of Gotham City could shoot criminals, Batman wouldn't have to throw criminals into Arkham Asylum and shoot them according to law.

He doesn't kill because he thinks he has no power to decide a person's life or death. If the law gives him the power to kill, it would be strange if he doesn't kill and bleed like a river.

You know, he witnessed his parents being killed by criminals back then. In Batman Begins, he once thought about shooting the murderer of his parents with a gun, but in the end he held back because he felt If you kill someone, what's the difference between you and the thugs?

For such people, Lu Yu just wanted to say, well done.

It would be better to put a few more villains into Arkham Asylum as my customers.

"Can you call him down?" Gordon asked.

"Sun Wukong, someone is looking for you." Lu Yu shouted inside, and stood aside after shouting. He used his actions to show that Sun Wukong had nothing to do with him.

Whether you are beaten by him or not, it has nothing to do with me.

As for whether Sun Wukong will beat Gordon, Lu Yu said that he has mastered the great prophecy technique, and he will definitely fight if he says he will.

"Donor, you are looking for me." After Sun Wukong, the king of demons, came out, he clasped his hands and looked at Officer Gordon kindly.

The boss asked him to expel people.

So he planned to use Buddhism to influence the police officer named Gordon. If he didn't listen, he would beat him. After all, he would never do it if he could do it.

"You are Sun Wukong." Gordon looked at the King of Demons, Sun Wukong, doubtfully. This doesn't look like it. He has been a policeman for so many years and has seen countless criminals. Some are cruel, some are cunning, and some appear to be righteous but are actually violent. Yes, but this is the first time I have seen someone as kind and kind as Sun Wukong, the King of Demons.

He wanted to ask, could such a person be a criminal?

"Yes, donor, I am Sun Wukong, my name is Xuanzang, donor, do you have anything to do with me?"

噗

Lu Yu, who was drinking water, squirted out a mouthful of water.

Your Dharma name is Xuanzang. What is the Dharma name of the Tang Tripitaka, Sun Xingzhe?

"Religious man" Gordon asked again.

"Yes."

"Which denomination?" Gordon asked.

"Buddhism."

Buddhism

never heard of that.

"It's like this. Our police station received a report that firearms and ammunition are illegally sold here. Please cooperate with us in the investigation." Seeing that the Demon King Sun Wukong had a good attitude, Gordon's tone became slightly softer.

But he is gentle, and Sun Wukong is not gentle at all. After listening to Gordon's words, he immediately said with murderous intent, "Which street boy reported it to me, and I will let him know now why the watermelon knife is so red."

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