Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Blackback Laoliu stayed at the Wu family's house. Since there was no one at the Wu family, he didn't need to feel embarrassed.

Wu Laogou is a bachelor, so just make do with his life with this widower.

Mainly because he was bored being alone.

Looking after Mr. Wu is like looking after his son.

Wu Wei: . . . .

It’s nothing that he’s old. If you told him his age, you’d be scared to death.

Forget it, do as the Romans do.

"Sixth Master, it's time to eat."

Wu Wei shouted and started eating. No matter what era it was, unless there was nothing to eat, he would definitely eat well.

Blackback Laoliu liked it very much. After all, he loved eating meat, and his food couldn't be worse than that of a dog.

The dog is on the table, so his meal must be good.

There are only two dogs that can be served on the table at Wu Laogou's place, one is three-inch Ding and the other is Xiaoman.

Except for Sancunding who is small and eats less, the other three eat just as much.

Blackback Laoliu eats the most because he practices martial arts.

Wu Laogou eats the second most because he loves to eat.

Xiaoman ranks third because his stomach is so small.

The dog park is in the suburbs, quiet and free of trouble.

Most of the people who come here are from the army and the armed police force. The dogs raised by Wu Wei are the elite among dogs.

They also wanted Xiaoman, but unfortunately Xiaoman was too smart and Wu Wei couldn't bear to give her up.

From time to time, he would check on the dogs he sold to see how they were doing, and if any were injured, he could bring them back to be taken care of in their old age.

Dog: This pension insurance is good.

Blackback Laoliu also regards Wu Laogou as his pension insurance. To him, many things are changing, and the only thing that is certain is the present.

"You will take care of me in my old age, and I will give you everything I have."

Wu Wei: . . . .

"Sixth Master, if you don't want to have a child, then find an apprentice."

Blackback Laoliu waved his hands, "That thing is useless. The children born to him may not be filial, and the disciples may not be caring. He might turn out to be a traitor like Chenpi. You are still more reliable.

You used to be cunning, but now that you've been around dogs more, you're not so calculating anymore. I've grown to like you, too. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said it."

Wu Wei's mouth twitched and he was speechless. What Sixth Master said really made sense.

The original body was obviously the youngest and died quite early. What can I say? It's just that he was too cunning and worried to death.

So don’t think about things that you shouldn’t think about. Why are you making a three-generation plan? You’ll probably die early.

Wouldn't it be better not to go there if you know there is a tiger there?

If you still go after knowing all this, you must be mentally ill.

Don't think you are too clever, because being too clever can be a mistake.

Don't overestimate human nature.

Of course, Wu Wei didn't mean to curse anyone.

Zhang Qilin should not take it personally.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

He felt as if he was slapped in the face by invisible air in the snowy mountains.

Someone scolded him.

Wu Wei feels like a rebellious son who is disappointed in Zhang Qilin.

I don't know what that silly roe deer is doing. He doesn't even know how to have a good meal on New Year's Day. He's more robotic than a robot all day long. Robots know that they have to go on strike to get extra wages, more lubricants, and free repairs.

Zhang Qilin was chewing tsampa, it was the New Year.

The old lama sighed, "The distinguished guest has eaten."

No matter how much you look up at the sky, you are not an ice sculpture. Eating tsampa during the New Year means you are looking down on the strength of a lama.

Zhang Qilin: . . .

He seemed to be scolded again.

Mother, the old lama is cursing me, please help me curse back.

Hei Xia Zi is working illegally everywhere. He is not a quiet person and he likes the hustle and bustle.

However, in the next few years, or in the next ten years or so, everyone has to live a low-key life.

But Wu Wei is not worried about him, because Hei Xiazi will eat and drink well if the conditions allow.

Unless he's unlucky.

Black Bear: . . . . .

Who understands the hardships of working people?

It still costs money to find a mute. Once he finds a mute, he eats the mute's food, drinks the mute's drinks, and takes the mute's money.

When the Nine Gates were notified of the reunion, Wu Wei refused, but they said they would get together at the Jie family in Hangzhou.

Wu Wei rolled his eyes. This was not a gathering at all; they were a group of people who came to laugh at him.

Is Jie Jiu, the loud speaker, so loose-lipped?

"Didn't they all gather in Beijing or Changsha before? Why is it that this year, the weasel is paying New Year's greetings to the chicken? It has no good intentions."

Blackback Laoliu was wiping his knife and was in a good mood.

"When have they ever had good intentions? They are just a bunch of people who just want to watch the fun and don't mind the big things.

They must be here to see you as funny as I am."

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb."

"I'm not dumb."

Blackback Laoliu was very confident.

Anyway, Old Dog Wu can't beat him.

It turns out that military power equals the right to speak.

When Wu Wei and Blackback Laoliu arrived, everyone was looking at his lower body.

Wu Wei sat down with a smile on his face, ready to open the door wide.

Blackback Laoliu understood the situation and pretended to be dead. This old dog Wu was becoming more and more shameless.

Could this be the secret to the eunuchs' longevity?

Sure enough, Old Dog Wu spoke.

"You, the heads of the household, what are you looking at? Have you ever seen a man who can't have children? Besides, I can't have children, but you who can have children can."

"Master Buddha, I heard that you are already old enough to be a grandfather. What's wrong? Don't you want to have another child? Or are you planning to have another child when you are 80 years old and strong?"

Zhang Qishan was about to spit out the tea, but he held it back and coughed for a long time. It really wouldn't have happened if he had just taken a look at it.

If you want to scold someone, you can scold everyone at once, don't just scold him alone.

"Second Master, you gave birth to three. Pull them out and let's see."

Er Yuehong: . . . .

"Third Master, you are amazing. You gave birth to a living baby."

Banjie Li: Who of us is disabled? It turns out that Eunuch Wu is someone you can't afford to offend. He can be proud of having a child.

"Fourth Master, you haven't given birth yet, what are you looking at? You are still a bachelor."

Chen Pi looked at his master Er Yuehong, endured it, and did not move the Nine-claw Hook. Old Dog Wu also had his day.

You must have been punished for your meanness.

"Sixth Master, you are also a bachelor without children, do you have any objection?"

Blackback Laoliu shook his head. He didn't dare to have any objections. He was still counting on Old Dog Wu to take care of him in his old age.

"Huo Xiangu, what are you laughing at? You haven't even married yet, and you haven't even given birth yet. Wait until you do, then laugh at me."

Fairy Huo: . . . .

"Master Ba, what are you calculating? You are not calculating accurately. Where is your own child?"

Qi Tiezui: . . . .

"Master Jiu, do you have a big mouth? Do you need me to sew it up for you? It's great to have many children. Your family is of poor quality and has many intangible heritages."

Solution 9: . . . . .

He was indeed in the wrong, he just couldn't help but share it, there was no other meaning.

"And you, what are you laughing at, adjutant? I'm talking about you, you old fool, you old cucumber. You don't even have a girlfriend, what are you laughing at me for?"

adjutant:....

In the end, it was Jie Jiu who smiled and coaxed Wu Laogou, after all, Eunuch Wu was the most powerful one now.

Wu Wei felt much better after he got the money from Jiejiu. Now that he had a big supplier of dog food, he could save money.

Everyone else thought that it would be better not to irritate Wu Laogou about this topic in the future, and they all cooperated in trying to smooth things over. After all, they came here not just to have a party, but also to have business.

[Speaking of Sand Sea, the author is not very willing to write about it. How should I put it? Even if it is Little Kirin, the author wants to knock him out and let him stay in the bronze door for the rest of his life, unless he is willing to play with Hu Bayi and the others. The author wants to send everyone else to eat peanuts regardless of their faction, everyone, yes, that's what I mean, except for the three of Li Cu and the seventeen. The author only recognizes the original eight books, and does not want to recognize the others. Those who want to watch Sand Sea may have to wait. What they wait for may also be the author's dark ending. ]