Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man
Chapter 566 I am Wu Laogou, I don’t want to get married and I don’t want to have children
Wu Wei looked at the gathering of the Nine Gates people and for the first time felt that Zhang Qishan was useful.
Otherwise, it would not be just a 70% loss, but everyone here, except Zhang Qishan, would be dragged to the execution ground and shot, and there would be no future.
It’s definitely as lively as the firecrackers during the Chinese New Year.
It kept crackling.
Listening to their polite greetings while playing mahjong, Wu Wei was stroking his stick in a daze. Blackback Laoliu also didn't like playing mahjong. Every time he stood by like a statue.
Not to mention Banjie Li, Chenpi is not liked either, they both like to show off their murderous intent.
So Huo Xiangu, Er Yuehong, Qi Tiezui, Zhang Qishan and others gathered at the same table.
Jie Jiu was kicked out of the table because he always counted cards and always won.
They have two characteristics on both sides.
The main thing is that although Wu Laogou no longer works in the fields, it is impossible to say that he has no money.
The original owner was still very rich, but the antiques he had hidden away had not been liquidated.
Wu Wei doesn't care about this stuff.
The most important thing in his hand is the information about the original body’s ancient tombs.
Although they can’t do it on a large scale now, they still have to do it on a small scale.
Wu Laogou is no longer in this business, so other companies will come to him to buy information.
This is also a real small treasury.
Therefore, the other companies who came to him really wanted to buy the information about the tomb.
The rest just wanted to have fun watching Wu Laogou, but it was a pity that they were scolded to death.
But it doesn’t matter, at least they proved that Old Dog Wu really became Eunuch Wu.
Curse as much as you want, the chance to watch the fun doesn't come often.
Wu Wei: Are you polite?
It is said that tomb robbers are all a bit neurotic.
This time when Xiangu Huo returns, she is going to get married. This is the protection umbrella chosen by the Huo family, so it is a mutually beneficial marriage.
All the others, if counted as one, are half bachelors.
From this perspective, Old Dog Wu is really nothing.
When Jiu Ye came over, Wu Wei glanced at him and asked, "What are you doing? Don't disturb me while I'm daydreaming."
But after all, it is a wealthy family, and Wu Wei's attitude is still good.
The uncle who gives money always gets preferential treatment, after all, the things haven't been given yet.
"What are you doing."
"Xiao Wu, I really didn't mean it."
After saying this, Jie Jiu himself felt guilty.
He was just a little excited when he said it accidentally, and Er Yuehong didn't say that other people came to his house, so this was just a coincidence.
Er Yuehong heard Jie Jiu's explanation and continued to draw cards.
It was indeed a coincidence that day.
After Xiaojiu finished speaking, the heads of the Buddha and the adjutant popped up.
Then slowly everyone knew about it.
"Oh, it wasn't intentional. I see. You planned it."
Wu Laogou's words made Jie Jiu's eyes go dark. He really didn't scheme against anyone.
This time, he could swear.
"Master Ba, please explain."
Qi Tiezui pushed the mahjong away and said, "Here it comes."
He is about to lose everything, it would be strange if he didn't leave.
"Don't play, don't play."
"Master Ba, you are already this old, and you are still acting like a rogue. I am going to lose my temper. It can't be too late."
Fairy Huo was about to roll her eyes. It was very difficult to win at a game of cards, especially when playing with a group of cunning people.
Fo Ye and Er Yuehong smiled at each other, because they were the oldest.
It doesn't matter if it's money or not.
Xiangu Huo didn't dare to confront these two stubborn people. Only Qi Tiezui didn't care about these things. Xiangu Huo, a junior, dared to say something, after all, her aunt Huo Jinxi was of the same generation as them.
In terms of age, Chenpi and Wu Laogou are of the same generation as her.
Mr. Ba came over and stared at Wu Laogou for a long time.
What was wrong? He looked left and right, up and down, and even took Xiaowu's pulse, but he still couldn't figure it out.
"Ah, this, this~~~"
Wu Wei pushed the big head away and said, "Master Ba, you are not going to say that I have three sons again, are you? Sorry, I am infertile and will never have children. How about it? Surprise or not, unexpected or not."
Qi Tiezui: . . . .
Everyone: .
Don't you care at all? You are such a casual person.
Is this unique mental state so beautiful?
Banjie Li Du looked at Wu Laogou in amazement. How should he put it? A normal man would avoid this issue. Even if he was disabled, he could still let his wife give birth to a child for him.
In fact, he is very proud.
Although he didn't like children that much, it was just his wife who liked them.
The corner of Zhang Qishan's mouth twitched. Although he was a widower, he swore that he could have children.
It's just that the time has not come yet.
Everyone in the Zhang family is like this, and the adjutant hasn't even figured it out yet, so his case isn't a big problem.
But this matter was really caused by the big mouth Qi Tiezui.
The Eighth Master became autistic after what Wu Wei said.
His Qi Men Ba Calculation is no longer effective.
"Xiao Wu, do you want to see a doctor? I think you can still be saved. Don't give up."
He always felt that Xiaowu could give birth.
Although his pulse shows that he cannot give birth.
Wu Wei was so angry that he almost laughed, and threw the three-inch stick out with a snap.
Three-inch Ding: . . . .
"Wow~~~"
It's so scary, the two-legged beast is sick again.
Qi Tiezui took it and touched it twice to comfort him.
"Xiaowu..."
"Master Ba, you are too persistent. Do you have to get the same result as your divination? You can't predict fate accurately."
"But fate won't change."
Wu Wei shook his head, "Destiny can change. Didn't you help someone change their fate?"
His gaze turned to Zhang Qishan.
Zhang Qishan: I am just lucky, it has nothing to do with Master Ba. He doesn't believe in that stuff.
Don't take me with you when you play.
He just came to watch the fun.
Wu Wei continued.
"Isn't your family's ancestral precept not to tell fortunes for people with Qilin tattoos? You broke the precept, for one thing."
Wu Wei narrowed his eyes, becoming even more unfathomable when he got serious.
"There are three thousand great ways, and what you see is just one possibility."
"Others make different choices, so naturally there will be different results."
"If you stick to the results you see, you will follow your results. If you don't stick to the results you see, you will get unexpected results."
"Have you ever heard of a story? When the king gave birth to his first child, he was very happy. However, a national teacher said that this child would kill him and destroy the country. So the king believed it and wanted to execute the child. So in order to protect the child, the queen replaced him with another child. This child was sent out of the palace. Later, after going through hardships, he started a rebellion, overthrew the country, and killed the king.
You see, this is a perfect closed loop. If the national teacher hadn't talked nonsense, this kingdom could at least continue for another generation, and the fathers and sons could still be kind and filial for more than a decade."
“It’s like a person who should have died, but survived due to human intervention. If he was an ordinary person, it would be fine, as his killing power would not be great. But if he was a bad person, the people he killed later would have a cause and effect entanglement with the person who saved him.
The better a sorcerer is, the less likely he is to be involved in cause and effect fortune-telling. There are so many tricks involved in this.
It’s not because of the real five disadvantages and three deficiencies, but because you don’t have enough blessings and virtues and you squander them, which leads to things like retribution and karma.”
"Master Ba, are you worthy of your descendants?"
The last sentence hit Qi Tiezui's heart. The Qi family was not like this at the beginning. They had many people.
The more you calculate, the more unlucky you become.
Wu Wei left, and the rest of the people were thinking that they were being taught a lesson.
Blackback Laoliu said he didn't want to listen and didn't want to understand, he only knew that his pension insurance was gone.
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