Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Wu Wei was a little speechless, but it was better than last time. At least it was not an 80-year-old old man, but a young man in his twenties or thirties.

Wu Laogou, what a crappy name.

The problem is that this is the name on the ID card and household registration booklet.

This name sounds familiar.

Oh, it turns out to be Troublemaker’s father.

It doesn’t matter, he is not married yet, so he doesn’t have to have children.

Whoever wants to have a baby can have one.

He doesn't want to get married and doesn't want to have children.

When Jie Jiu came over to introduce it, Wu Laogou refused.

"Master Jiu, we are not outsiders. I don't mind marrying into your family, but I can't give birth at that time, and I can't let you down. I hurt my lower body when I went to the tomb last time."

After saying that, he drank his tea calmly.

Solution 9: . . . .

Is their relationship good enough to be able to talk about this kind of issue concerning male dignity?

How could he respond to this? He could only laugh it off.

Oh my god, I'm sweating all over.

Could it be that Old Dog Wu has become a pervert?

It doesn't look like it.

Speech is still normal.

After seeing Jiu off, Wu Wei touched San Cun Ding. This dog was as small as a hand warmer and felt very nice to touch.

Sometimes, dogs are much better than people.

"Is that so, Xiaoman?"

Xiaoman: . . . .

Is the master going crazy? Do you want to cooperate with him?

"Wang."

That's okay.

The two dogs, one big and one small, were cooperating with Wu Wei's performance. Dog food is not so delicious these days, and they also have to cooperate with their crazy owner and respond from time to time.

The Jie family of Hangzhou.

After hearing Jie Jiu's hesitant answer, Jie Qinglan fell silent.

You guys have a very good relationship as friends, you can even talk about things like this.

But it's better to tell her earlier than to get married by fraud.

This reason is perfect.

"I want to tell the fairy that it's Old Dog Wu who's incompetent, not her."

No wonder, she was wondering why they broke up for no reason. Men, huh, she would only tell men if she had any questions.

She almost suspected that they were having an affair.

Jie Jiu: Don’t look at me like that, I can swear.

"Sister, you can't say this casually. Don't let too many people know. It's not good. Just forget about it if you two know it."

Huo Xiangu and his sister are best friends, what can he do? However, he still needs to remind her.

Otherwise it would be an enmity.

"Don't worry, Brother Jiu. I'll tell the fairy."

She is not that stupid, so she can just tell the fairy about this matter.

After saying this, she happily went to send a telegram. Don't worry, it was a secret message, not a plain text message.

Fairy Huo: . . . .

She thought she might be going blind.

Fortunately, it was Wu Laogou who was not capable, not her.

Could it be hit by a shell?

Tsk tsk, poor man.

Old Dog Wu sneezed twice. Someone was scolding him.

Wu's dog farm.

Old Dog Wu was in a good mood when he saw the full box of dogs.

The original body is really good at training dogs.

Everyone is waiting for his inspection like a troop, how can he be in a bad mood?

Anyway, he lives with dogs, and at the moment, his place is almost becoming a police dog base.

The official relationship with Hangzhou is also good.

If Jiu Ye hadn’t come, Wu Wei would have forgotten about it.

There is no throne to inherit in his family, so having children or not is not important to him.

He is just a tasker, what the hell is he doing?

Anything that hinders his spiritual heart is not allowed.

As for the original body's wish, it's none of his business.

He just came for the experience.

He is not here to complete the mission. Missions are something that only those who do not have the ability need to complete. He usually does it based on his mood.

Anyway, the original body didn't make any deal or sign any contract with him, so it has nothing to do with him.

Quick-pass game: It is easy to invite a god but difficult to send him away. Where did the great god come from to open a small account here?

It’s all the fault of the small system below. They didn’t even do a background check and created a huge mess for him. He can’t get rid of it or get rid of it, so he can only keep it as a support.

unlucky.

Wu Wei lives a happy life with his dog.

Qi Tiezui grabbed his hair and was almost going crazy.

"How is that possible? How can I not have a baby? Master Wu is destined to have three sons. Did I calculate it wrong? No, how could I have calculated something so simple wrong?"

It is said that men are very gossipy.

Look how Master Eight knew that, of course it was Master Nine.

I had just told my sister not to tell anyone, but the next thing I knew I told anyone.

Now almost all the heads of the Nine Sects know that the Fifth Master cannot have children.

Come and say it loudly, Master Wu can’t have any more children.

During the recent Chinese New Year, the leaders of the Nine Gates were all busy with the cricket issue.

Although they are not together, their gossiping hearts are together.

Wu Wei: . . . .

This group of boring people are still in charge. What are they doing?

[Let me explain here. Wu Laogou and Huo Xiangu are of the same generation, so they were in love before. The fathers and brothers of the Wu family died, so Wu Laogou became the head of the family. Zhang Qishan, Qi Tiezui, Jie Jiu, Blackback Laoliu, Er Yuehong, Banjie Li are all older than him. They are also older, but it is not clear how much older they are. Third Uncle's own timeline is messed up. Even Chen Pi is a few years older than Wu Laogou.]

You know, people become more gossipy as they get older.

So far, because of Zhang Qiling's first purge, the relationship among the Nine Sect members is not very good, but it is not very bad either, it is a fifty-fifty relationship.

Everyone has their own development in different places.

In a few years, Zhang Qishan will retire. At this time, he also knows that the wind is not blowing in the right direction, so he retires early.

He doesn't want to be implicated. After all, his identity is very sensitive and he can easily become a target of attack.

[In the original novel, the largest tomb-robbing activity in history was pulled out when Zhang Qishan retired for many years. At that time, he was already an old man. When he was drunk and told the story, he was still young and might have had both ideas in his mind. However, there was no news for so many years that he had forgotten about it. Then someone in the Wang family got a high position and started the action again. At this time, it was too late for him to regret.]

But human hearts are the most unpredictable.

For Wu Wei, the most interesting thing about people is that they are not purely good or bad.

People who are purely good or purely evil can truly become gods and demons.

Gods and demons are one. I wonder if you have ever heard this saying.

For Wu Wei, he never thought that anyone would come to see him.

What I didn’t expect was that it was the Blackback Six.

Didn’t this guy’s wife die? I heard she was among the emo ones.

How come it got better so quickly?

The door of the Wu family dog ​​farm was pushed open, and Blackback Laoliu spoke without mercy.

"I heard that you can't have children anymore, is that true?"

Instead of guessing, it is better to ask directly, otherwise, he will have a bad year. He doesn't like people who are cunning, he likes to ask himself.

Wu Wei: . . . .

What kind of people are these that the original body knew? They are bad friends.

But he doesn't care about that.

"Yeah, I can't have children. What do you think?"

Blackback Laoliu looked at Wu Laogou's lower body and said, "I don't have any objection. I just came to laugh at you. By the way, I will spend the New Year at your place this year."

Blackback Laoliu found a room and went to wash up.

Wu Wei: . . . .