Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

What is Zhang Qilin doing? He is eating. In order to save food, the space is packed full for him. Now he is a little more extravagant and only eats one meal a day.

In fact, this is not enough to last for ten years.

But enjoy it first.

He didn't know that his shameful act had already been known to the entire clan.

In order to save his face, the tribe even made a half-baked antidote and gave it to Hei Xia Zi.

I just don't know if it will expire in ten years.

But he was not in the mood to think about that now.

He just felt that the greasy and shiny braised pork in front of him was tempting him.

Served with white rice and green vegetables, it really makes the meal complete.

The braised pork was trembling, and the heat was just right, making Zhang Qilin's eyes hurt. Paired with white rice, this life was sweet. It was just that the meat was not decent and was not what he wanted to eat.

He spent money.

So Zhang Qilin ate mouthful by mouthful, feeling satisfied, and finally finished all the soup mixed with rice and vegetables.

If you eat it twice a day, it will be finished in a few months. If you eat it once a day and save a little, it can last for a year.

If you eat it once a week, it will last you for several years.

Ultimately, I feel that Zhang Qilin can endure for ten years, but it can't.

It can only feel, not eat.

It was torture.

This is food broadcasting.

What’s even worse is that Zhang Qilin went to sleep right after eating, so his sleep quality was not very good.

Leaving the ultimate one drooling.

It's simply a sin.

When he finally finished eating, Zhang Qilin was depressed, his rice, his chicken legs, his chicken, and his chicken stewed with mushrooms.

Ultimately, it didn't work out and Zhang Qilin was kicked out a month later.

"No, the time has not come yet."

The most important thing is that he hasn't lost his memory yet, so what's wrong? This process is wrong.

ultimate:......

Fuck the process.

If you stay any longer, your faith will be broken and you won't be able to live through the hard times.

get out.

When Zhang Qilin arrived at the cabin in the valley, he saw that one room was full of bacon, another room was full of food, and the front and back of the house were full of vegetables and potatoes.

So even though he was not hungry physically, Zhang Qilin, who was hungry in his heart, started cooking.

He can steam bacon on rice.

Hei Xia Zi was buying supplies at the market at the foot of the mountain.

Because you don’t need a ticket to buy the supplies at the market, you can buy them with money.

This is safer and more convenient than in the county town.

There were many people at the market, so the black bear was not conspicuous at all.

He pretended to be an old man and was buying things with his head down. He stuffed tofu, pork shanks, maltose, fat meat, pig's trotters and other good stuff into the store.

Others were stunned at the sight. They thought the old man had such good legs and ate so well.

Hei Xiazi quickly broke away from the crowd, stood up and ran up the mountain.

The blind man likes to eat fresh food.

Eat pig's trotters today to make the blind man's feet more beneficial.

When I got home, I saw smoke rising from the kitchen. What happened? Who has taken over my home?

When he approached stealthily, he saw the mute eating delicious food beside the stove.

"Mute, why did you come out? It's not time yet. We agreed that you came out on your own. The blind man won't return the money."

Zhang Qilin was originally going to give the reserved food to the blind man, but he immediately took it back.

Hei Xiazi took the big bowl and started eating.

Zhang Qilin put the things in the backpack away one by one and returned to sit on the stool.

"I do not know."

He didn't say he was kicked out because he was disliked.

"Then do you still want to go in?"

Hei Xia Zi knew that the mute was not telling the truth. What did he do to be disliked by the Bronze Gate?

This will go down in the Zhang family's history.

The first head of the Zhang family to be kicked out.

Tsk tsk, you dumb fool, you are embarrassed again.

Zhang Qilin shook his head, his tone filled with smugness, "No need."

"Oh~~~"

Hei Xia Zi was also very happy. Actually, he was quite bored being alone, and his subordinates were very strict with him.

You can only go and play when there are many people.

More often than not, when he went down the mountain, he would pretend to be a ghost and do something righteous.

Or they would hunt snow leopards in the mountains and catch roe deer.

Hei Xia Zi went to wash the dishes, the mute went to take a bath, and then Zhang Qilin took over the blind man's bed.

Hei Xia Zi had no choice but to wipe his head with a towel.

And slip the medicine into his mouth at the same time.

Zhang Qilin swallowed it doubtfully.

"What is that, blind man? It doesn't taste good."

"You don't know anything, and yet you dare to eat what I hand you. Be more careful, you dumb man."

Hei Xia Zi nodded his head helplessly.

You trust me so much. You gave me a lot of trouble when I lost my memory before.

The two didn't speak after that. The kang was very warm and soon the mute's hair dried. The two slept together in a rare harmony.

However, my good mood came to an abrupt end after I learned that the elder had come.

There are many times when the Zhang family is particularly smart, such as when they care about their reputation.

"So he was the one who sent the medicine."

"Ah."

Hei Xia Zi's answer made Zhang Qilin's eyes go dark. Why not go back to the Bronze Gate and exhaust his own people to death?

He couldn't live like this anymore, he was too embarrassed.

With the quilt covering his head, he didn't want to go out. Even if he changed his appearance, he would feel inferior if he met the Zhang family.

Look, that’s the patriarch who can’t poop freely!!!

After the blind man laughed, he went to cook in a good mood. From then on, the blind man became mute.

No one can make the dumb leave the blind.

The blind man in the kitchen kept humming a song. Other rooms had firewood and coal, even honeycomb coal. There was also a small stove in the room where people could cook.

Sometimes the blind man is lazy and just makes some noodles to eat.

Now he can cook big meals every day.

Next time when you go down the mountain to go to the market, you can take the mute with you.

You can also watch movies.

Aren't the days getting better and better?

Zhang Qilin's eyes were dazed when he was having lunch at noon. For the Death Pretending Family, being embarrassed was a very serious matter.

This is simply murderous and heartbreaking.

Just like that, as the days passed, Zhang Qilin had to let go even though he couldn't.

Anyway, I have no face left, so I can do whatever I want.

Hei Xia Zi and his friends went to the capital, and they almost forgot about Jie Yuchen.

Hei Xia Zi asked someone to deliver a letter to Jie Yuchen's parents, watched them take it and left.

What happens in the future depends on their own decision.

Unexpectedly, the couple was decisive and went to Macau overnight through their connections.

I can't afford to provoke you, I can't afford to play with you, but I can afford to hide from you.

Zhang Qilin took the blind man to find his mother. He felt even more aggrieved when he saw his mother. He hugged her and cried, "Mom, he was embarrassed, so embarrassed. He even snatched the old lama's prayer wheel and kept turning it."

The old lama's eyes hurt from the spinning.

You evildoers, please leave now. He is old and cannot stand your torture. If you don’t leave now, you will eat the old lama into poverty.

When he left, Zhang Qilin took his mother's ice coffin with him. The Zhang family was not afraid of the corpse, and even less of his mother.

Hei Xia Zi thinks that when you are in danger, your mother can rush out to protect you. Dumb, you can't be such a filial son.