Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

The people in the Zhang family's secluded area all had complicated feelings.

Although they knew that the patriarch was stupid, it was rare for him to be that stupid.

Could this be a brain problem? Should we try to detoxify him?

They really didn't have a good solution. Detoxification was something very mysterious, and for thousands of years, only a fool like Zhang Qilin had been doing it.

Although this is a deal, it has brought shame to the country, so they still have to save face.

They don't want to be caught controlling their shit and piss, even if they can.

Looking at the years on the light screen, they still have time.

We can't really embarrass the clan leader, because then they won't care whether he is the clan leader or not.

As long as their surname is Zhang, they are classified as the shit-shitting clan.

This is unbearable.

"Elder, do you have the antidote for the clan leader?"

It would be embarrassing if you continue to be so stupid.

For the sake of reputation, we must find the antidote no matter what.

"I have kept the antidote we drank. See if you need anything else."

The elder glanced at him sideways, and sure enough, he had it too.

"Just give it a try."

He also didn't want to be caught taking a shit.

Even more shameless.

This is simply a disgrace.

However, things like light curtains are not something that can be done by human power.

So we still need to be vigilant.

Hei Xia Zi memorized the phone numbers and addresses of several administrative departments.

There may not be any now, or it may not be a place or number.

He always asks the mute for his ID card.

At worst, he could disguise himself as his own son.

Zhang Qilin doesn't want to be restricted from taking a shit.

Thinking of this, he felt uncomfortable going to the toilet as he always felt someone was staring at him.

After leaving the tomb, they headed north.

Along the way, the two of them disguised themselves and ate, it smelled delicious. Anyway, it wasn’t their own faces, so they had no idol baggage.

Not to mention the black bear, what's the point of having a face? Life will be hard in the future, so eat more and buy more.

He is happy.

Because the light curtain ended, he and the mute each had a space. Although it was not big, it was enough.

Besides weapons and treasures, the only thing he has is money. If he is dumb, that's really amazing. Besides weapons, the only things he has are clothes and food.

It’s not that he is not afraid of the cold, he is just used to it.

If possible, you should dress better.

Besides, when it comes to disguise, the clothes always have to be suitable.

So it makes sense to buy a few more sets.

It’s cold in the north, so you can collect cotton quilts, coal and firewood, which you can use when you are on the road.

Hei Xia Zi brought back a donkey cart from somewhere, and they were having a great time eating and drinking along the way.

Taking advantage of the fact that they didn't need to get a letter of introduction, the two of them hurried on their way, otherwise it would be very troublesome.

Zhang Qilin took Hei Xia Zi and walked through the Zhang family’s passage.

Hei Xia Zi compared the results of the two attempts. Damn, it turned out that the road he took before was the road of death, and this was the safe exit.

Before leaving, Hei Xia Zi took the Ghost Seal, tossed it up and down twice, and finally put it into the space. Didn't he just want someone to pick him up?

"Who are you trying to fool? Do you think I don't know that you Zhang family can open the door and come out by yourselves?"

Zhang Qilin looked at the blind man outside the gap and just smiled without saying anything. What's the matter? You still have to come to pick me up.

Hei Xiazi made a gesture and said he would pick you up next time.

As soon as the door closed, Zhang Qilin walked in according to the original order, and it was still the same as before.

Take out the cabin from the space and place it under the ultimate.

Isn’t this the cabin at night?

There are beds, quilts, daily necessities, food and other daily necessities.

Although you don't have to eat or drink here, you still have to eat if there is food.

Zhang Qilin calculated the amount he ate every day for ten years, and felt even more unhappy. He decided to get more sleep.

Looking at Zhang Qilin who closed the door and went to bed to sleep, there was a big question mark in the end.

Brother, what are you doing?

I haven't seen you for a few years. You have become more refined.

We have large floral quilts.

I can eat again.

Really, you stopped practicing swordplay, you stopped being in a daze, you actually fell asleep.

Get up.

You really think I am the moon.

Hei Xia Zi went out and went to the small valley. After cleaning the room, he emptied out everything in the space.

He went down the mountain several times and bought a lot of clothes and supplies. He wanted to become a savage.

Then, Hei Xia Zi skied and lived as a savage, occasionally going down the mountain to buy things.

Everything is good except being a little boring.

He thought that no matter what, he was better than a mute. A mute was like a person who had been sentenced to ten years in prison, and he didn't know when it would end.

It's not like he's a free man.

You can also go hunting and disguise yourself to eavesdrop on gossip.

The people from the Zhang family did not find Zhang Qilin, but they collected a lot of medicinal herbs. They didn't know whether they were useful or not, so they asked the elders to do something about it first.

They also met the Wang family on the way, and they killed all those annoying guys.

What a bunch of bastards, they just like to play dirty.

Without using guns, they are all brothers.

Besides, when the genuine product meets the pirated product, how can you be in a good mood? It will only make you feel worse.

The red knife goes in and the white knife comes out, with blood feud, let’s kill them.

When the elder prepared the medicine, he went to find Hei Xia Zi. He had seen this man before. When he was studying abroad, he followed the patriarch and plotted against his will.

Fortunately, the clan leader doesn't like it. After all, the Zhang family's reputation for bachelors is well-deserved.

There are still many people who are not smart at the time, and there are many virgins who have been children for hundreds of years.

As usual, he went to the bronze door first and saw signs that the patriarch had gone in.

In this case, the nearest stronghold is a small valley, which is suitable for living.

Hei Xia Zi was just catching fish to eat when he saw the iconic Zhang family.

"Hey, where did the wind blow you out?"

This is a real antique, hundreds of years old. A blind man can’t beat it, and neither can a mute.

Elder Zhang's eyes were indifferent. Yes, that was it, the Zhang family's pretentious feeling.

"He's gone in. I'll come find you."

Elder Zhang threw a bottle to the blind man, who took it.

"what."

"It's good for the clan leader's memory. It may not work, but it's useful."

Hei Xiazi raised his eyebrows, wondering if he would be so kind.

The Zhang family is not like this.

"Tell me what you want."

Elder Zhang's eyes wandered, "Don't let the clan leader be caught by the country."

It affects our freedom to shit.

Hei Xia Zi understood the unspoken words instantly. The elder was quite polite.

Isn't it just the freedom to shit?

The blind man understands that people don't want your shit for free, they pay for it. If the blind man is not unable to do so, he would also want to sell it, and the price is not cheap.

Who would have thought that the Zhang family could live a well-off life by selling shit.

It's a pity that people are so disdainful that they run out of the mountains just to say this.

If the mute knew that he was being watched, he might really stay in the mountains and never come out. That would be so embarrassing.

Just because of his dumb idol image, he would definitely dig a hole in the ground and bury himself.

Elder Zhang left after he finished speaking. He had nothing to say in the first place, and the other words were too embarrassing to say.