Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

No wonder the north is said to be the Zhang family’s base camp.

The Zhang family is from the north, it would be strange if they were not used to it.

Zhang Qilin walks around every day like a pesticide sprayer. Maybe because he never received any kindness in the first half of his life, he received more kindness at this time, and he likes it very much, but he doesn't say it.

Being pampered by a black sheepdog is one feeling, and being pampered by the uncles, aunts, grandparents on the farm is another feeling.

Blind people are bad friends.

He runs a small supermarket. Although this supermarket is opened by Blackback Laoliu, he felt bored and went back home to farm.

Hei Xia Zi works as a camper for children. He also has to control the strength when giving massages to the children. It must be very hard.

But hearing the children's praise, Hei Xiazi was very proud.

It’s great to have money, free time and a little fat boy in your life.

Every time I work for Blackback Laoliu, I get small gold bars.

No wonder the dumb ones are spoiled and the blind ones too.

The black blind man is grinding his teeth. The gold bars belong to the blind man. Why can't the blind man enjoy this good life?

A blind man is willing to be a good-for-nothing.

He now wants to dig up Blackback Laoliu's grave. Why did you die so early?

Get up, get up and give gold to the blind.

Blackback Laoliu: ...

Jiumen is a Dian Gong, are you a Dian Po? Even if he dies, you won’t let him go.

"What a pity, the Blackback Six in our world is no good. He is not smart and has no brains. What's the use of having fighting power?"

Zhang Qilin looked at Hei Xia Zi. He reasonably suspected that the blind man was openly criticizing both of them.

As for Hei Xia Zi being in a bad mood, he also noticed it, but you can't scold me. You can scold yourself, but you can't scold me. That's too much, you blind man.

Hei Xia Zi was speechless. That’s right, every time a mute scolds someone, he just looks at you expressionlessly.

In fact, the curse is very dirty.

They are all grown men and have heard a lot of dirty words.

Especially since the mute is good-looking, many people tease him as a gigolo. Although they all end up badly, the mute learns bad things.

And the group of psychopaths in the Zhang family also curse people. Those who are from the Zhang family tend to curse in their hearts, while those who are not from the Zhang family curse directly out loud.

Besides, people who work in the fields tend to swear a lot, and the mute has also learned bad habits through the influence of what he sees and hears.

He was the only one who was cursed at.

Then, well, he stopped talking.

The blind man wins.

Zhang Qilin: . . . . .

He couldn't scold the blind man, but the aunties outside were very powerful. He really wanted to have a powerful mouth like them.

Zhang Qilin's wish is simple, but it will make people feel dizzy.

But Xie Yuchen is a really amazing kid. He didn't even quarrel with Zhang Qilin. He has a rosy complexion and a kind heart that can do evil things.

It's really like smoke coming out of the ancestral grave. He is loving and patient towards his elders.

He would also coax Hei Xia Zi and Zhang Qilin.

The way Blackback Laoliu looked at them was like they were defective goods, while Xie Yuchen was the top quality.

"Sure enough, the youngest son and the eldest grandson, the lifeblood of the old lady, are dumb. We have both fallen out of favor."

Zhang Qilin turned his head and said, "You have never been spoiled."

"Nonsense," Hei Xia Zi pointed at the light curtain, "They provide food and lodging, and give gold bars. If that's not pampering, then what is pampering?"

Zhang Qilin did not comment on the excited Hei Xia Zi.

The little brat was okay, he wasn't too interested.

Blackback Laoliu gave him the feeling of a father.

He was obsessed with this feeling. So this is what it felt like to be pampered.

Zhang Qilin himself does not have too many desires, but that does not mean he has no appetite.

He had memorized many dishes and asked the blind man to cook them for him.

He only knows how to roast chicken, cook porridge and blanch water.

However, he had thought of everything, but he had never thought that one day he would not even have the freedom to go to the toilet.

This is a very serious matter.

An image flashed through his mind.

The running child was about to poop on the edge of the field when his mother called him back.

"Goudan, you're such a spendthrift. Your shit is so valuable. Go home and poop. Don't fertilize other people's fields."

Then he thought of himself again and immediately couldn't help shaking.

He doesn't want this.

He wants to shit freely, wherever he wants.

Hei Xia Zi couldn't hold on any longer. He was about to die of laughter.

I have seen people who want to kill a mute, and I have seen people who want to take the flesh and blood of a mute, but I have never seen anyone who wants to take the feces and urine of a mute.

Hei Xia Zi laughed so hard that tears came out, and he pounded the ground madly.

"Dumb~shit!"

"Dumb~piss!"

"You are so precious, mute."

"Dumb, so you are Nongyao, your Zhang family is Nongyao transformed into spirits!!!! Nongyao family!!!! So awesome!"

If you talk about sarcasm, you have to be blind!

But this time the light curtain couldn't save the blind man. Anyway, Zhang Qilin had rested enough and had eaten and drunk enough.

Then (′▽｀) exercise is very reasonable.

Eat, sleep and fight the blind.

Being idle is also idle!

The only sound in the entire tomb was the blind man's screams, which was very creepy.

The tomb robbers outside all thought that this tomb was very ominous and turned around and left immediately. They really thought that everyone was not afraid of death and they were all seeking wealth and not shabby.

After beating the blind man, Zhang Qilin felt that the Wang family members were all handsome and no one coveted his feces and urine.

It's not that abnormal.

It turns out that those who do research are not normal people.

Although they were nice enough and didn't want to slice him, it would have been better if they hadn't coveted his toilet time.

If you use a urinal to collect the water, he will really be grateful.

He is not paralyzed, but just to avoid waste. The researchers are really thoughtful.

Sure enough, the formal ones are different, and the most important thing is that they have been researched.

At this time, it was not only Zhang Qilin whose defense was broken.

Although the image of him going to the toilet was blurred, his face was not.

Zhang family's retreat: . . . .

Overseas Zhang family: . . . .

Individual Zhang: . . . . .

Of course, Zhang Qishan and Zhang Rishan were excluded, or in other words, all the Zhang family members who betrayed the Zhang family were invisible.

Zhang Qilin thought that he was the only one who saw it, but he didn't know that Guangmu found it very interesting and showed it to all the Zhang family members.

If Zhang Qilin knew about this, he would probably cut down the light curtain! ! ! !

It doesn’t matter. All the Zhang family members who saw it felt their anus tighten. Someone was actually coveting their feces and urine.

Women also have to hand in their sanitary napkins!!!

Zhang’s daughter: . . . . . .

The girls in the Zhang family are a bit fierce, so the boys in the Zhang family also have to protect themselves at this time.

Immediately create a vacuum zone for them.

They think they are safe this way, but they are dreaming.

As expected, the girls from the Zhang family don’t need a reason or any nonsense to beat people up.

Sure enough, after a while, those who could fight were on the ground, and those who couldn't fight were watching on the sidelines.

Zhang family elder: . . . .

Being older and having a higher seniority does have its advantages.

Won't be beaten.

As for the younger generations, it is their blessing. Look, they are touching the little hands of the Zhang family girl.

No one else has the ability to tell lies with open eyes.

That was blown away, okay?