Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Since ancient times, the most beautiful foxes have always been male foxes.

According to the laws of nature, how can an ugly male fox attract a female fox? Is this the way to go on?

Do you still want to have this baby? Do you still want to have this face?

Boys especially should learn to protect their faces.

The face is in the country.

This is even more true in the animal kingdom.

It’s just that the fox, which was obviously a symbol of good fortune, was deceived and turned into a vixen.

outrageous.

There is another unlucky guy, the crow. It is clearly a auspicious animal that can predict the coming of danger, but rumors spread that it is unlucky.

The conscience of the bird world, the crow repays its parents. The most filial bird that raises its parents is the crow.

Magpies are pests.

No, it's harmful to birds.

But people look at appearance and listen to voice. Magpies are both beautiful and pleasant to the ears.

Unlike the crow, it is a truly colorful black, a very high-grade black, and its call is a bit unpleasant to the ear, so a good bird becomes a bad bird.

This is the disadvantage of having a bad voice, people don’t even want to listen to you.

The fox likes the crow. They are brothers in distress. The elder brother won’t talk about the second brother.

"Thinking back then, our brother Daji..."

Crow tilted his head, "Isn't Daji a woman?"

The fox narrowed his eyes and said lazily, "Does it matter whether they are male or female? Only humans like to distinguish between male and female. Our brother Daji is afraid of scaring people to death. Besides, humans seem to like females more. Anyway, we fairies can be male or female, so this is not a big problem."

Now that you have cultivated well, who cares about gender? That’s superficial.

But the north is the fox's base camp after all, so he doesn't like Emperor Xin who speaks Henan dialect. He likes him who speaks Northeastern dialect. This is fun.

Emperor Xin was the last emperor of the human race.

It's a pity that I got cheated.

However, their Nine-Tailed Clan was deceived, so it was normal for the Human Emperor to be deceived. Wasn’t the Jie Religion also deceived badly back then?

They are all suckers.

"Fake, fake."

The crow's memory told it that it was all fake. People always like to put labels on their opponents.

"Why did you come to see me? Are you not practicing in the mountains anymore?"

The fox was surprised that the crow had not come out for a long time.

"The family in the mountains has been in a mess lately, so we have to move."

The fox sighed, his old friends were gone again.

He also went to see what the Xiao Zhangs in the mountains were doing.

Aren't they staring at the sky at a 45-degree angle?

What happened? Have you developed a new project, or do you just not want to be a human being again?

He is good-looking and has many different thoughts.

People are not honest at all.

I used to want to live forever, but now I don’t. I must be regretting it now.

One idea a day, very changeable.

How long have you lived? You don’t have any perseverance at all.

Originally I wanted to see if there was anyone I was interested in and have a relationship for fun, but now I think it’s better to forget it. It would be so boring if I couldn’t have a relationship with a piece of wood.

Those little Zhangs are particularly rigid, following some inexplicable rules that are even stranger than the animals themselves.

Having to control all your emotions, anger, sorrow, and happiness is simply, well, unreasonable.

Sure enough, people are still perverts.

The fox leaped lightly in the forest, and others only felt the branches shaking. After all, it was an 800-year-old fox and should have some capabilities.

At least I still know the magic that others can't see.

Nowadays, men and women are really worse than the previous generation.

In the past, men and women were at least cultured and knowledgeable. Now look at the leeks in the field now, one crop is worse than the last.

The Xiao Zhang mentioned above is gentle and refined, a gentleman, or he is cold and unattainable.

Now it's quite cold and I can't even talk.

Those who don’t know would think he was a mute slave.

The fox jumped to the highest point and looked at the people below.

The layout of the Zhang family has undergone slight changes, and there are a lot fewer people.

Zhang Jinbu, isn't this the same person from back then? There was an unequal distribution of the spoils, an internal conflict, no, he changed his heart.

Another man from the Zhang family who changed his mind.

The official looked up at the roof and found that no one else could see the little fox. Otherwise, according to the Zhang family's rules, the little fox would have been beaten down long ago. The little fox looked so pretty while watching the show.

Although he was full of doubts, he also knew that he had no say in the Zhang family.

He is no longer the Holy Child, and he doesn't like being the Holy Child, but he doesn't know what to do.

They were the ones who said he was the Holy Child, and they were also the ones who said he was not.

Even if he is indifferent, he will be unhappy.

But he was still small and not as thick as their thighs.

I can’t beat them, and I can’t scold them, so I can only live in seclusion.

He doesn't know many curse words yet.

The Zhang family’s New Year celebrations will not be lively this year. In the past, he could climb trees by himself to have a look.

As for how the Zhang family treated him, he could only endure it.

The first lesson of the Zhang family is to live. No matter how you live, you can do what you want to do.

The matter of the Holy Child has not yet been determined.

The fox found the child very interesting and wondered if he could possibly practice cultivation.

Even though the Zhang family is powerful, they are still within the human realm and cannot be compared with spirits like them.

So small officials are special.

He could only withdraw his gaze and return to his own yard.

I don’t know if anyone will bring him food today.

The fox followed the child.

The young official, who was daydreaming on the steps, saw the fox come in and carefully closed the door.

He went back up the steps and saw from close up that the little fox was quite large.

I can eat him up in one bite.

"Are you the Fox Fairy?"

I have overheard someone telling this story.

The fox nodded, "Yeah."

That’s right, it’s me, I am the Fox Fairy.

He walked over to the child and sat down, wrapping the child with the fox tail to keep him warm.

These little Zhangs are really cold-resistant, but they are also really evil.

If they were fox cubs, they would protect them well. Only human cubs were not treated with pity.

He also left his mother to live when he was 500 years old.

He is a big baby and it is his duty to take care of the little ones.

I felt the furry tail. The fox fur was so soft and warm.

He couldn't help but reach out and touch it, again and again.

"What's your name, Master Fox Fairy? My name is Xiaoguan."

"My name is Qiu Mu."

"Qiuqiu."

The fox nodded. This was the human name he had chosen. This kid liked to call him with repeated words. It seemed his brain was not fully developed yet.

"Do you want to leave? Come with me and I will support you."

It's rare that a fox wants to raise a child.

The official thought about it seriously and shook his head, "I will leave after I learn the skills well."

If possible, he also wanted to knock them down before leaving.

Otherwise I will feel uncomfortable.

The fox doesn't care, as long as the cub is happy. He has lived a long life anyway, and this is not the first cub he has raised, so he has experience.

The Zhang family's training went on day after day. Because Zhang Ruitong was still there, Xiaoguan was still in the central courtyard. Zhang Jinbu didn't care about the things he did before, and no one knew what he wanted to do.

Did he want to be the patriarch? Not really. Did he want to split the Zhang family? A little. He didn't want to murder the minor officials either.

It's quite difficult to understand.

That’s it, I’m still teaching the little official knowledge.

Qiu Mu didn’t understand, people are really complicated.