Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

After a while, Xu Damao came to the central courtyard with a gloomy face because the window glass of his house was smashed to pieces.

In the cold winter, the glass was broken and there was no one to fix it in the middle of the night. It seemed like he wanted him to die!

"Who the hell did this? What shameless bastard did this?!"

"You smashed my window glass in the dead of winter and didn't even leave me a single piece? This guy is so immoral! Who did this without a son?!"

As soon as Xu Damao walked into the central courtyard, he started shouting. No matter who it was, he would curse them first to satisfy his urge to yell.

However, the neighbors present had already turned their heads and stared at the culprit - the deaf old lady.

She was so angry that she was shaking, but she couldn't admit it directly. Yi Zhonghai immediately stepped forward and scolded her, "Xu Damao! Watch your mouth! This is a civilized compound, not a place for you to act recklessly!"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong remained silent. What does it have to do with me? It wasn't me who smashed it.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, sat on a stool, rubbing his old waist and muttering in a low voice with disdain: "How disgraceful! You still call yourself a cultured person? You curse people so dirty? You're almost as bad as Jia Zhangshi--" He didn't get any advantage and was injured, so he was very angry.

He Yushui, who was sitting in front of the uncles, kept glancing at the deaf old lady. She didn't dare to say it, but she could hint at it! That look was saying - it was her who did it! Brother Damao, it was the deaf old lady who did it!

Xu Damao didn't buy it. "What? My window was smashed, and you're not allowed to curse?"

"Or do you know who did it?"

Xu Damao smiled sinisterly, then walked to Yu Shui, motioned for her to get up, and sat directly on the execution bench.

This stool is very famous in the original Siheyuan drama. Whenever there is a public trial for someone who has been bullied, that person has to sit here and accept everyone's criticism.

Xu Damao was also happy to sit here and feel the atmosphere. He crossed his legs, took out a cigarette and lit it, then sat there nonchalantly, confronting the old men.

Oh, and there’s also a trembling deaf old lady.

"Xu Damao! Who told you to sit there? Stand up! Are there any rules?" Yi Zhonghai couldn't stand Xu Damao's arrogant look, and he slammed the table and scolded him loudly. Unfortunately, the two teammates did not assist him. No matter how stupid the second uncle was, he knew that this matter had nothing to do with him, so he didn't need to help anyone.

As for the third uncle, he would not take action unless there was some benefit, let alone talk.

"Uncle, I am the victim. Is it wrong for me to ask who did it?"

"What's the matter? Do you know who it is, but you still want to protect that bastard who dares to do things but not take responsibility, and gave birth to a son but didn't have sex?"

"Either, as the uncles, you guys help me make the decision, or I'll handle it myself, or call the police."

Xu Damao blew out a smoke ring. His main point today was to follow his own rhythm. I don’t care what you guys want to do. I will do whatever I want and say whatever I want.

He Yushui, who was standing by, took a small stool and sat behind Xu Damao, looking at him like a fangirl - [Brother Damao is so brave today! ]

"You can't call the police! This is the compound's own business!"

"Well, calling the police has a bad impact. If we call the police for these trivial matters, people will think that the three of us are incapable of managing the compound."

"Yes, and once we call the police, we will lose our title as a civilized compound, and we won't get any rewards from the street at the end of the year. It's not worth it."

The three uncles still agree on the rule that they cannot call the police.

Yi Zhonghai needs to maintain his authority in the hospital, so he must handle it himself.

Liu Haizhong needs to have the demeanor of an official, so he naturally cannot let others think that he does not have the ability.

Yan Bugui was counting on the melon seeds and peanuts given by the street office at the end of each year, and it would be a waste not to take them.

"Okay, you don't have to call the police. I'll give you three some face, but you have to tell me which bastard did it, right?" Xu Damao continued to curse the deaf old lady in a veiled manner.

"Xu Damao, please be more polite with your words..." Yi Zhonghai was very confused. Shouldn't Xu Damao be sly and servile on weekdays? He wouldn't dare to do anything when he was yelled at, so why did he change today? Was he not afraid of his uncles at all?

And the most crucial issue is that he ruined the rhythm. I originally wanted to talk about him blackmailing Sha Zhu and asked him to hand over the money, but how did it end up involving the issue of breaking the glass?

Moreover, the culprit is the deaf old lady. Does Yi Zhonghai dare to say it?

But the neighbors around were all talking about it, saying that Xu Damao was really awesome today!

Shameless, old bastard, lacking in virtue, giving birth to a son without PY, scumbag, dare to do but not take responsibility, bastard...

He was essentially scolding the deaf old lady in front of all the neighbors in the compound!

It's so fucking satisfying!

"That's enough! Sun thief! It was your ancestor who smashed it! You have a problem with that?!"

The deaf old lady tapped the ground heavily with her cane. No one knew what material the cane was made of, but there was a metallic sound that shocked everyone and made them dare not say a word.

The deaf old lady really had no choice. Xu Damao did not play by the rules today, and Yi Zhonghai could not get to the point. If she continued to wait like this, she didn't know what dirty words this bad guy would curse out. Not to mention retirement, she might even be angry to death before Sha Zhu got out of jail.

Seeing that the real owner couldn't hold it in and jumped out, Xu Damao was happy.

"Oh, it's you, old lady? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I thought it was some idiot who did it."

"Opinion? How dare I have an opinion? If I had known it was you who did it, I wouldn't have kept scolding you for giving birth to a son without PY—"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have dared to scold you. It's my fault, I admit it!"

Xu Damao pretended to be aggrieved while speaking, and at the same time he made a few more insulting remarks to her.

The deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai were shaking with anger, but it was difficult to stop them. After all, Xu Damao had already admitted his mistake, so what else could they want?

"Well, you've smashed it, and you've vented your anger. But you have to pay me so I can find someone to repair the window."

"It's winter now. It would be bad if you get sick from the cold."

"Do you think this is true?"

Xu Damao said with a joking face, not asking why he smashed his own window. Why else could he do that? He was venting his anger on Sha Zhu, because he hadn't come back for the past few days and made them wait in vain, so he smashed the window to vent his anger.

"What? You still want me to compensate you for the glass? You sent the pillar in and extorted a thousand dollars from him, and you still want me to compensate you for the glass?!"

"Hurry up and return the money for the pillars! Otherwise, I will smash every piece you repair! I will make sure you can't even celebrate the New Year!"

The deaf old lady tapped her cane again, turning a deaf ear to Xu Damao's request. What she wanted was the compensation given by Sha Zhu. That day, she was fooled by He Yushui and didn't stop him. If she knew that the compensation was so much, she would have rushed to the police station to settle the score with Xu Damao.

How can Sha Zhu prepare delicious food now that he has no money? How can he marry a wife and have children? How can an old deaf woman like him hold her great-grandson?

Is it possible that I have to pay for it myself? !

So, as his silly grandmother, she had to step forward and get the money back.

As for giving He Yushui a bicycle, she completely ignored it. As long as she could force Xu Damao to bow his head, all these terms would be invalid and not worth mentioning at all.

"No compensation? Then there is no room for negotiation? Uncle, you won't let me call the police, and you won't compensate me, what do you think I should do?"

Xu Damao was not angry, but threw the question back to Yi Zhonghai.

Because he had said before that this matter should either be handled by the three uncles, or he should do it himself, or call the police.

It depends on whether you guys can handle this matter well.

"Da Mao, compared to you not following the rules of the compound and sending Sha Zhu directly to jail, what's the big deal about knocking on a few pieces of glass? You should take this as a warning. The compound has its own rules, so remember that!"

"As for the old lady knocking on your glass, she was teaching you a lesson! She is the ancestor of our courtyard. You should accept her teaching!"

"And you want the old ancestor to compensate you. What do you think? How dare you think?!"

"Young man, it is a blessing to suffer a loss. The old lady wants to smash it because you have done something wrong. You should be punished and you have to accept it!"

Yi Zhonghai said this with great righteousness. His dignified look, coupled with the age of the deaf old woman, was somewhat convincing to the neighbors in the compound.

In this era, traditional thinking still dominates. The oldest person in any family has the right to educate the younger generation. No matter if you are right or wrong, you have to endure being beaten or scolded. If you dare to talk back? That's unfilial! You can even beat them to death!

Of course, except for those ruffians, prodigals, hooligans and the like, they don't care about filial piety at all. When they get angry, they will even beat their own mothers and parents.

But the key question is, you are not the elder of my Xu family, why do I need you to educate me?

Xu Damao smiled and did not argue at the first moment. What was the point of arguing with these people?

"Second Uncle, what do you think?" He turned to Liu Haizhong.

Liu Pangpang saw Xu Damao looking at him and wanted to say a few words to help him, but he saw the deaf old lady staring at him grimly, so he swallowed back the words he was about to say.

"Da Mao, how about you find someone to fix it yourself? It's just a few pieces of glass..."

The second uncle was a typical peacemaker. He dared not speak due to the intimidation of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, but Xu Damao had never counted on him.

"Uncle, what do you think?"

Yan Bugui raised his broken glasses and said slowly, "Old people often say that suffering a loss is a blessing, but..."

"But if you don't know the truth, then it's useless to suffer. Damao, you are a smart person, so you don't need Third Uncle to explain it too clearly."

Well, you are a coward again, but you keep repeating the same thing over and over again. You should make it clear what you mean. Listening to your words is like listening to a word, and speaking is just like talking in vain.

Xu Damao nodded, then spread his hands and said, "I called the police, but the three gentlemen wouldn't let me. I tried to reason with them, but the deaf old lady refused to pay. I asked the gentlemen to make the decision for me, but one by one they told me to swallow my anger and suffer this loss, is that right?"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui remained silent. Yi Zhonghai held his head high with an air of having won a cockfight, and only uttered a "hmm" through his nose.

That's what I mean. Today I'm going to punish you, Xu Damao, to vent my anger for Sha Zhu and the deaf old lady.

If you don’t agree, just keep it to yourself!

But what puzzled him was, why did Xu Damao, who usually screamed and shouted when he was wronged, have such a sinister smile on his face?

Isn't this normal?

Is he planning something bad again?

Just as I thought of this, Xu Damao on the opposite side stood up.

"Well, then I'll have to deal with it myself and ask for help—"

"After all, it's better to ask for help from yourself."

Amid everyone's surprised gaze, Xu Damao walked straight to the backyard.

"Xu Damao! Where are you going? It's not over yet!"

"I'm telling you, if you don't take the pillar today--"

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish his words, crackling sounds were heard from the backyard.

Xu Damao ran directly to the door of the deaf old lady's house and spat at her glass!

"Xu Damao! How dare you?!"