Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao threw away the brick in his hand, turned around slowly, tilted his head and grinned at the people who came over, especially the three stunned old men standing in the front.

"Why don't you dare?"

"I want to call the police, but you won't let me."

"I asked the deaf old lady to pay compensation, but she refused." "I asked you three gentlemen to judge justice, but you are trying to smooth things over for me?"

"Then I can only solve it in my own way."

Yi Zhonghai got angry and pointed at Xu Damao and yelled, "Nonsense?! Xu Damao, are you crazy? How could you smash the glass of the old lady's house?! Is this your way of solving the problem? Isn't this nonsense?!"

"Don't you know how to be patient? We will definitely give you a fair solution!"

Xu Damao pointed to his own house and said, "Eight pieces of glass."

Then he pointed at the deaf old lady's house and said, "I also smashed 8 yuan, not a dollar more or less, and I was honest to everyone. This is called—"

"Absolutely fair!"

Among the neighbors, only Jia Zhang's eyes sparkled, and she kept muttering in a low voice: "Good job! Good job! I'm so sorry that you, an old woman, have been bullying me all day long..."

At this time, Xu Damao opened his arms in front of everyone, like an impassioned orator. At this time, the deaf old lady rushed to the scene in small steps. She looked at her window glass tremblingly, which was broken all over the floor, and opened her mouth, wanting to say something but unable to speak.

Yi Zhonghai was afraid that she would get angry and do something bad, so he quickly supported the deaf old lady and kept comforting her: "Old lady, don't worry, I will definitely let Xu Damao compensate you for the glass. Don't get angry, I will take care of it..."

Xu Damao stood with his hands on his hips and sneered, "She smashed my glass and refused to pay for it, and you want me to suffer for it?"

"I smashed her window and you asked me to pay for it. You're also responsible for this?"

"Yi Zhonghai, you are so damn fair in doing things!"

But before Yi Zhonghai could start to suppress her morals again, the deaf old lady couldn't bear it anymore and rushed forward with her cane: "I'll beat you to death, you bad guy!"

"Ah!" Many neighbors, including He Yushui, screamed in fright when they saw this scene.

Jia Zhang excitedly chanted in a low voice: "Beat him! Beat him! He who doesn't donate to our family is not a good person. Only when he dies can there be peace!"

Everything happened so fast that Yi Zhonghai and the others didn't react in time, and Xu Damao didn't expect the deaf old lady to take action directly, so he just instinctively tilted his head. The cane hit him directly on the shoulder, making a dull knocking sound!

——Dong——

Under the powerful blow, the deaf old lady was actually bounced back and was steady by Yi Zhonghai, while Xu Damao also took a few steps back under the influence of the impact.

His skin wasn't even broken, because Xu Damao had taken a level 1 strengthening potion and had a strong ability to withstand stress. Unless heavy firepower or magical weapons were used, there was no way to break his defense.

He just looked at the place where he was hit, then turned and stared at the deaf old lady. The deaf old lady really had the intention to kill!

If I hadn't taken the strengthening potion and my head was tilted, I really don't know whether I would have died here today.

There's something wrong with her cane!

Not only Xu Damao thought so, everyone who heard the sound at the scene had the same idea, otherwise there would not be such a dull sound and such a strong rebound force!

Could it be that the cane is filled with metal... or gold?

Xu Damao stared at the deaf old lady as if she were a dead person. Yi Zhonghai became anxious and quickly protected the deaf old lady and yelled at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! Don't be impulsive! The old lady was just angry for a moment, you can't fight back, she is over 70 years old!"

"Hitting people is against the law!"

Xu Damao laughed and said, "Now you know that hitting someone is against the law? What were you doing every time Shazhu hit me? A fair and just uncle?"

"But don't worry, I won't do anything to an old woman."

It's not that Xu Damao was soft-hearted. Regardless of the moral bottom line or the habits of later generations, Xu Damao really didn't dare to touch this old man with a cane. As long as there was contact, if something happened, even if he was right, he would be wrong.

"But she hit me, and you didn't let me call the police - so I..."

"Respond by removing one of her windows—"

After saying that, Xu Damao grabbed the broken glass on the window frame without caring about the broken glass on it. Then, amid everyone's gasps, he exerted force and tore the whole thing off. Then he threw it on the ground and stomped on it twice. In just a few seconds, the deaf old lady's window could only be used as firewood.

"She hit me, so I took down her window. Do you think this is reasonable? Is it fair?"

It's so damn fair and reasonable. After all, hitting someone on the head with a cane can be fatal!

But the neighbors could only keep it in their hearts and dared not say it out loud in front of the three old men and the deaf old lady.

However, Xu Damao's actions today seemed really cool to everyone!

It’s so satisfying!

Xu Damao is a real man!

But...will Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady let him go?

Xu Damao rubbed his shoulder and pretended to be seriously injured, but his gloomy smile made everyone shudder.

Is this still the Xu Damao who was beaten by Sha Zhu and forced to kneel down and beg for mercy all day long?

How did he become like this? He didn't care at all! Whether it was the three uncles or the deaf old lady, he didn't take them seriously at all!

This is a game of going all out and dying together? Doesn't he want to stay in this yard anymore?

"Xu Damao! What on earth do you want to do?!"

Yi Zhonghai was so furious that he was about to explode. He couldn't find a suitable way to use the moral blackmail he usually used on Xu Damao for the time being, because this guy wouldn't argue with you at all, he would just take action directly!

"Ah! I'm going to beat you to death, you bad guy! Beat you to death!"

The deaf old lady couldn't hold back any longer and rushed up again like a madman, hitting Xu Damao repeatedly with her crutch, even hitting him on the head several times.

dong dong dong dong!

All the neighbors were frightened. They had never seen the deaf old lady like this before. She looked like she was ready to kill someone. Sha Zhu, who had the strongest fighting ability, was not there, and no one dared to rush in to stop the two, for fear of being injured by mistake.

"Oh, that's a window—"

"Ouch! It hit my head! This is going to kill someone! This hit must be worth a door panel!"

"Another window!"

"The force is too weak. I'll just poke a few tiles to show my strength."

"..."

The deaf old lady watched her house become a mess. Not even a window was left for her! Not to mention glass, there was not even a complete window frame! The door was removed, the door panels were broken, the stove was lifted up, the pot was kicked in a hole, and even several tiles on the roof were lifted off!

The deaf old lady stood there trembling with her crutch in her hand, her mouth opening and closing but no sound came out. She no longer dared to hit Xu Damao, as this guy was determined to demolish her house even at the cost of his life.

In this cold winter, is it still possible to live in a house like this? I'm afraid you'll freeze to death in one night.

But she never thought about the fact that Xu Damao's glass was broken by her. How would Xu Damao spend the night?

Xu Damao was pretending to cover his head and shouting in pain with his teeth clenched. The deaf old lady was very confused. How could this bad guy not die after being hit on the head so many times?

"Old lady, are you still going to continue? I will fight you to the end even if it costs me my life!"

"Come on! Let's hurt each other!"

"Either you beat me to death on the spot, or I tear your house down to pieces! You make your choice!"

Xu Damao changed his expression and shouted at the deaf old lady. This was his way of fighting, killing one thousand enemies and injuring eight hundred of his own. But this was how others saw him. For him, he made a lot of money by demolishing someone's house without even breaking a skin!

Moreover, he really didn't hurt the deaf old lady at all, so even if he sued the authorities, Xu Damao would be right!

His main point is to be reckless. We are people who traveled from the future and can dance the cha-cha naked on the moon. Why should we be hypocritical and fight with trash like you?

Why? !

The deaf old lady was frightened by Xu Damao's crazy look. She looked back tremblingly. Yi Zhonghai and others, as well as many neighbors, were so scared that they took several steps back. No one dared to come forward to dissuade them.

"what!"

After a roar, the deaf old lady rolled her eyes and fell down. She was actually angered to death by Xu Damao!

The big boss, the deaf old lady, fainted and went offline!

"Old lady!" Yi Zhonghai rushed over to support her only to realize it later. Fortunately, she didn't fall to the ground, otherwise, at such an old age, who knows if anything would happen to her.

"You are not Xu Damao! You are definitely not Xu Damao! Who are you? Where did you come from, you wandering ghost?"

Jia Zhang suddenly screamed sinisterly. Normally, when she performed necromancy, everyone just watched it for fun. But what happened today, plus it was night time, and Jia Zhang's voice was so sharp and thin, everyone thought -

Then they all took three steps back!

Is this really possible?!

Otherwise, after being hit so hard by the deaf old lady, a normal person would have died long ago, but he didn't even bleed a drop!

And what kind of person is Xu Damao? He is a lecher, a scoundrel, a mean-spirited person, a flatterer - it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a bad guy.

But what about the person in front of me?

Are you so tough with the deaf old lady?

Abnormal! Absolutely abnormal!

Just as everyone was whispering, not knowing what to do, Xu Damao sighed and spoke slowly.

"There is great terror between life and death."

"I survived, so I realized it."