Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

"call--"

Xu Damao let out a long sigh. This situation was within his expectations.

Even the third uncle is not guarding the door. There is only one reason: the Intermediate Court is holding a general meeting of the court.

After traveling to this world, the first problem he solved was to send Sha Zhu directly to prison, although he was forgiven in the end. However, he helped He Yushui, emptied Sha Zhu, cut off a blood bag of the Jia family, used up a favor from the deaf old lady, got in touch with Secretary Zhang, and also gave Director Yang a favor.

Overall, I made a profit. Infertility was something that happened in my previous life. I just felt some residual pain. Without Shazhu, I would not have been here, so I basically don't have much hatred.

It's just that the body still has some obsessions that have not been fulfilled. As soon as it sees Sha Zhu, it automatically enters the love-hate mode. It's okay for the time being, and it hasn't reached the point of fighting to the death.

Lou Xiao'e and Lou Bancheng were completely surprised, and they didn't lose anything anyway. Just think of it as winning 500 million yuan. No, a courtyard house and ten kilograms of yellow croaker. According to the price in the future, it should be a small goal, right?

The old saying that "no desire makes one strong" is really true! This can bring you more benefits than calculating too much!

But I can go to the moon, why do I have to compete with you beasts every day?

But what was this eager feeling coming out of my body? Was it a sudden adrenaline rush? Was it because I was being masochistic?

Thinking back to my predecessor, every time I tried to cause trouble, I was suppressed by morality and beaten by the fool. I was really a rookie and loved to play...

Xu Damao calmed down. He couldn't avoid it anyway. After crossing over, a challenge even more exciting than going to the moon was coming.

When the enemy comes, I will fight him; when the water comes, I will block it with earth. I am just reckless!

So Xu Damao lifted the rear rack of the bicycle and pushed the bike in.

"Hey? Are you all in the middle courtyard? I was wondering why I didn't see anyone there?"

"What time is it before the general meeting? Have you eaten yet?"

Xu Damao pushed the cart over with a grin on his face. The neighbors noticed him coming and made way for him, but their eyes were fixed on his lower body. Those who were curious were even whispering something.

In the middle of the courtyard, three old men and a deaf old lady were sitting in the middle. It looked no different from a trial in three courts, except that Xiao Yushui was sitting on the execution bench opposite them.

You can't stop me, so you take it out on the rain?

Xu Damao frowned, but before he could say anything, the old man started yelling.

"Xu Damao! Where have you been hiding these days?!"

"Because of the matter between you and Zhuzi, our hospital has held three meetings! Even the deaf old lady came, but you, as the person involved, never showed up!"

"Do you have any sense of time? Do you have a sense of collective honor? Do you know how to respect the elderly and love the young?!"

Right from the start, a familiar hat was put on you. Xu Damao was suddenly a little disappointed. It was not strong enough. It was not fresh at all? Yi Zhonghai, the Lord of Morality, is this all you have?

No, this kind of person dares to be called the Lord of Morality. Isn't he afraid of being struck by lightning?

"Where else can this bad guy go? After extorting money from Zhuzi, he either went to the countryside to find a young widow, or went to the alley to find a secret door. What a pity, his roots are rotten, no matter how much money he has, it's useless!" The deaf old woman started calling him a bad guy and finally hit the ground heavily with her crutch.

But Xu Damao is used to it. You say I'm a bad guy? You say I'm looking for widows and secret doors? Go and sue me if you have evidence? If it weren't for your old age, Xu Damao would really like to kick you and break your last few teeth!

"Sha Zhu's money all belongs to our family, why did he let Xu Damao extort it? What does a dead eunuch like him need so much money for? He watched our Jia family live so miserably and didn't even provide any help. He deserves to be kicked out by Sha Zhu!" The voice was small, but Xu Damao still heard it. It was obviously the tone of the undead summoner Jia Zhang.

"Meat! I want to eat meat, grandma, I smell meat! There is meat in Xu Damao's bag!" The 6-year-old Watermelon Head Thief Stick pointed at the bag hanging on the handlebar of Xu Damao's car and drooled, shaking Jia Zhang's sleeves. This kid's dog nose is really sharp. There is a piece of bacon given by Secretary Qinjiatun in the bag, and the smell is really overbearing.

"Mom, stop talking~" Oh wow? The white lotus Qin Huairu still feels ashamed? By the way, Jia Dongxu hasn't been hung on the wall yet. At this time, the white lotus hasn't been cultivated yet, and she still knows how to save face.

"What's the matter? You're still sympathizing with that bad guy Xu Damao? Your husband isn't dead yet, Qin Huairu! Get out of my way! My dear grandson, I'll take the meat from you in a minute, just wait..."

"Da Mao, oh... my condolences..." said the third uncle Yan Bugui with a sigh... But you can just express your condolences, but what's the meaning of touching my local specialties?

Before Xu Damao could refuse, Jia Zhang, who was standing next to him, saw Yan Bugui taking action and rushed over like a wild boar.

"You shameless old man Yan! My daughter-in-law just gave birth and needs nutrition. Those things are mine!"

A pair of black claws had stretched out. Looking at the reflective nails, Xu Damao instinctively felt nauseous. Although he was invulnerable to swords and guns, if he was scratched by that thing - would he be poisoned?

At the moment when the two were about to grab the bag, Xu Damao suddenly turned the car's head and took two steps back. The whole process was so smooth, like flowing water.

Then - Jia Zhang and Yan Bugui bumped into each other and rolled into a ball.

"Ouch! My old waist! Jia Zhang, are you sick?! Why did you hit me?"

"Yan Laokou! Who told you to snatch things from me? Get out of here!"

"Xu Damao! You tripped me! Pay me!"

Xu Damao had no interest in looking at the fat and thin people who had been lying on the ground unable to get up for a long time, so he pushed the cart directly to the backyard.

As a result, Jia Dongxu rushed up with his fist raised: "Xu Damao, you hit my mother, I will kill you!"

"Ah da!"

Without saying a word, when the fist was about to reach his head, Xu Damao used the car as a support and did a triangle kick in the air.

Get out of here!

So Jia Dongxu retreated like a rolling gourd.

"Xu Damao?! How dare you hit someone! Is there still law? Is there still law?"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai slammed the table and stood up. Dare to hit his own apprentice?! Is this outrageous?

"Shazhu! Where is Shazhu?" Yi Zhonghai, who was confused by anger, loudly called for the armed forces of the Siheyuan Nursing Home.

"Shazhu is still in the police station." A slow voice came from the side. It turned out to be the second uncle Liu Haizhong. He did not stand on Yi Zhonghai's side this time, because neither Shazhu nor Jia Dongxu had anything to do with him. On the contrary, Xu Damao was quite respectful to his second uncle (Xu Damao was smooth-talking and nice to listen to), so he was happy to make trouble for Yi Zhonghai and stab him in the back whenever he had the chance.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the neighbors below all laughed secretly. Yi Zhonghai then realized the mistake in his language. The people have been arrested, what's the point of shouting? !

Xu Damao continued pushing the cart towards the backyard, completely ignoring them.

"Xu Damao! Stop right there! If you take another step, I will call the police! You are still so arrogant after beating someone, do you take us uncles seriously?" Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily. Without Sha Zhu, he didn't need to fight the younger generation himself. Although he was confident in his own strength, it would be too unworthy of a great uncle.

After hearing this, Xu Damao actually stopped, turned around and stared at Yi Zhonghai coldly!

Seeing that Xu Damao finally stopped, Yi Zhonghai was secretly proud of himself. The management of this courtyard still depends on me, Yi Zhonghai!

Then--

Xu Damao suddenly jumped and took a step back.

Amid everyone's puzzled gazes, he jumped forward a few steps.

"I advance, I retreat, I advance again! I retreat again! This is more than one step, eh?"

"Aren't you going to call the police to arrest me? Go ahead, call the police—"

"If you don't call the police today, you'll be my grandson!"

Xu Damao confronted Yi Zhonghai arrogantly.

——The whole audience was silent, but only for a second or two, and then everyone started chattering again.

"Huh?! Is Xu Damao crazy? How dare he talk to an old man like that?"

"I think there's probably something wrong with his brain. Everyone saw it that day. He hit his head."

"This Xu Damao is so fucking mean! If I were a boss, I would just take action! How can I tolerate this?!"

"That's only because Shazhu is not here. If he were here, do you think Xu Damao would be able to act so arrogantly?"

"..."

The neighbors downstairs were all shocked by Xu Damao's words. Has he gone crazy?

Even Jia Zhang, who was about to perform a ritual to summon the spirit, and Jia Dongxu, who was ready to pick up weapons and fight again to save face, fell silent. They all stared at Yi Zhonghai in a daze.

His face was now flushed, and his finger was shaking as he pointed at Xu Damao. He was unable to speak for a while.

When? How many years have passed? How could someone dare to challenge his authority like this?

Yi Zhonghai's blood pressure immediately dropped.

But Xu Damao didn't have time to waste with him.

"You just want to cause trouble for me? Fine, come over after I put my things away, and we'll have fun!"

After saying that, Xu Damao pushed the cart directly towards the backyard, but after just two steps, he turned around and looked at He Yushui in the field.

The girl had been silent just now, curled up on the "execution bench" like a frightened stray cat, obviously frightened by the uncles. Seeing Xu Damao looking over, she was about to say something, but was glared at by the deaf old lady, so she lowered her head and shrank back.

"rainwater--"

"I'm back, your brother Damao. Don't worry, I'm here with you."

Xu Damao smiled gently at He Yushui. When He Yushui heard this, she raised her head suddenly, her eyes turned red, and she couldn't hold back her tears.

"Ok!"

At this moment, she felt that Xu Damao was more like her real brother than her silly brother.

Kicked Jia Dongxu, angrily scolded Yi Zhonghai——

Brother Damao looks super handsome today!