A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 91: Grabbing Stones
Emperor Yuxuan was poked on the head by Sizhe. Damn it, this little bastard actually dared to poke me. Suddenly, a burst of fragrance came into his nose, but he couldn't get angry. He exhaled and asked him, "How could I suffer such a big loss?"
"Are you dumb?"
When the ministers heard these three words, they were so scared that they almost fainted. Xiao Sizhe, can't you just be mute for once? But Yiyi didn't expect that Xiao Sizhe's words would make Emperor Yuxuan release them.
"You paid me to sing, but they didn't pay anything, yet they can hear me sing! Isn't it obvious that you are at a loss!" Xiao Sizhe shook his head with a smile, still throwing and catching stones in his hands, without stopping for a moment.
Emperor Yuxuan only remembered at this time, yes! Why didn't I think of it? What if he said the secret of immortality, wouldn't the ministers standing here hear it? If he hadn't reminded me, I would have forgotten it.
He stroked his curly beard and nodded: "I didn't expect that what you said makes sense!" He thought to himself, let's just leave the court now, so that the rebellious son can't show off his power. So he said to Eunuch Yan: "There is nothing to do today, let's leave the court!"
Eunuch Yan waved his whisk, stretched his neck and shouted, "Dismiss the court!"
The ministers had never thought that today's danger would be solved by this little madman in front of them at the risk of his life. They were sincerely grateful to him.
"Long live the emperor!" Today's morning court session ended just like that. If you can save the emperor for a while, then save him for a day. Leave the court session as soon as possible. What are you still doing here?
The ministers ran faster than rabbits! Emperor Yuxuan felt very happy when he saw their embarrassed appearance!
Han Mingguang exchanged glances with Sikong Yan, bowed, and slowly retreated.
The Imperial Master was still standing there, because he also wanted to listen to the song that Sizha sang.
Emperor Yuxuan showed an impatient look towards him: "Master, everyone has left, why haven't you left yet?"
"Your Majesty, I would like to stay and continue to observe Xiao Sizhe's situation, just in case..."
"You are no longer needed here, so please leave the court!" Emperor Yuxuan waved his hand at him.
"Then why can he stay..." The national master pointed at his disciple Shui Qinglian unwillingly.
Before he could finish his words, Xiao Sizhe threw the stone in his hand at the national teacher. "He is more handsome than you, more good-looking than you, and more likable than you. When I see your old skin, I feel sick. Get out!"
How could the Imperial Master have anticipated the sudden attack from the little madman? The small stone hit him all over the face. Although the stone was small, Sizhe threw it with great force. The Imperial Master's face was immediately covered with clown marks and became extremely ugly.
Emperor Yuxuan loved to see this, and he immediately laughed heartily: "Hahaha..., Meng Qingjia, why do you love to make love so much? Didn't I tell you to leave the court, but you insisted on staying here to suffer. It's a pity that I don't have any stones in my hand. If I did, I would throw them all over your face! Then your face will be even more colorful and beautiful!"
"I'll take my leave!" The Imperial Master looked extremely embarrassed. With the tumor bubbles all over his forehead, he glared at Shui Qinglian fiercely and quickly walked out of the palace.
“Ahahaha…” Emperor Yuxuan laughed wildly at the dejected look of the Imperial Master!
Little Sizhe also imitated Emperor Yuxuan and laughed wildly at the Imperial Master: "Ahahaha..."
Sikong Yan looked at the old man and the young man laughing wildly, and he felt really bad! It was all because he was too weak and selfish. For Xiao Sizhe, he secretly made up his mind to overthrow Emperor Yuxuan.
However, Emperor Yuxuan narrowed his eyes and looked at Shui Qinglian. The master's intentions had gradually become clear, and he had to make use of his disciple.
Eunuch Yan walked over, picked up the small stone on the ground, handed it to Xiao Sizhe and praised: "Your hidden weapon is really powerful!"
After hearing the compliment, Xiao Sizhe chuckled and said, "That's right!" He scattered the stones on the table and picked them up again.
Emperor Yuxuan quickly asked Eunuch Yan to bring paper and pen to record.
"Just catch them like this? What does it take to win?" asked Emperor Yuxuan.
Xiao Sizhe picked up the pebbles and counted them for him: "There are five pebbles here. Throw one for the first time and catch one. If you catch all of them in your hand, you win! If you can't catch them, you lose!"
Emperor Yuxuan was very proud after listening to his introduction. Hehehe, damn, this kid's stuff, isn't it easy to catch? This couldn't be simpler. I am omnipotent, can't I be better than a kid? Thinking of this, he felt very cheerful.
"Oh, if you win, you have to continue, how do you play?" Although it is very simple, it is the first time for Emperor Yuxuan to play. He has never played with children before? It feels very novel.
"If you want to come again, just keep grabbing two more stones to advance. If you win and want to come again, just keep advancing. Do you understand?" Xiao Sizhe said with a smile.
"Oh, so this is how we play. I didn't expect it to be so interesting! Well, let's do it!" Emperor Yuxuan rubbed his hands, eager to try it.
Xiao Sizhe threw the stones one after another, caught them in his hand and put them on the table: "Come on, I'll let you go first! Don't cry if you lose!"
Emperor Ning Xuan held the stone in his big hand, which was as big as a chess piece. He weighed it in his hand, and then threw it on the table. Five stones rolled and scattered on the table. Emperor Yu Xuan imitated Xiao Sizhe, picked up a stone and threw it up. But he threw it too hard, and the stone got embedded in the beam on the top of the palace. He picked up a stone and waited for a long time, but it didn't fall down.
"Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? Where's the stone?" He looked at the top of the palace. The stone he threw didn't fall down. Eunuch Yan looked up and searched: "This is strange. Where did the stone go?"
Xiao Sizhe pointed to the bottom of the palace roof beam with a smile: "Why did you throw the stone there? It can't come down."
Emperor Yuxuan looked at the stone embedded there and stretched out his palm towards it. The small stone fell into his palm effortlessly.
"You lost! Give me the money!" Xiao Sizhe smiled and stretched out his hand to him.
"Didn't I already have it in my hands? How come I lost?" Emperor Yuxuan is playing tricks!
Xiao Sizhe curled his lips and said, "Okay, then keep catching them all! You win only when you have caught all of them!"
Emperor Yuxuan couldn't use that much strength this time. So he threw a stone with very little force, and the stone was thrown more than a foot high in front of him. Emperor Yuxuan hurriedly reached out to grab the stone on the table, but before he could catch it, the stone fell on the table with a bang, rolled a few times and fell to the ground.
Emperor Yuxuan was dumbfounded and cursed: "What's wrong with this stone? Why didn't it come down without waiting for me?" He didn't know that although the game of catching stones was simple, it took several days to practice.
Xiao Sizhe ignored him, he was too happy, and said, "You lost, you lost, don't deny it anymore, give me the money!"
Emperor Yuxuan unhappily dropped the stone in his hand and gestured to Eunuch Yan. Eunuch Yan was already prepared and took out a silver ingot from behind and placed it in front of Xiao Sizhe.
"It's my turn." Xiao Sizhe scattered the stones on the table, but Emperor Yuxuan twisted his mouth and said, "Since I can't catch it, I can't let you catch it either, hehe..."
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