A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 92 Making trouble
Xiao Sizhe threw the stone with great interest. When he was about to catch the stone, Emperor Yuxuan secretly used his inner strength on the table, causing several stones on the table to move away instantly. Xiao Sizhe missed the stone but caught it.
"Huh?" Even he himself had a question mark!
Sikong Yan saw it all. I was really despicable. I even played tricks on a child. How could the world be peaceful in his hands? "Father..."
"Shut up! This is just a game!" Emperor Yuxuan glared at his son, clapped his hands and laughed, "Haha, you lose! Sing a song!"
Does this game also require despicable means? Xiao Sizhe snorted in his heart! But he also clapped his hands and laughed, "Okay, okay!" Then he imitated the frog's jump: "One frog has four legs, two frogs have eight legs, three frogs have ten legs..."
Emperor Yuxuan exclaimed: "Wrong, wrong, I counted wrong!"
Xiao Sizhe stopped singing and tilted his head and said, "That's right, that's right!"
"Wrong, wrong, you missed two legs!" Emperor Yuxuan corrected.
Xiao Sizhe said with a smile: "That's right, that's right! I'm telling you in secret, the other frog only has two legs!"
Emperor Yu Qing was even more puzzled. Other frogs have four legs, but why does this frog only have two legs? He blinked his eyes and asked, "Why does it only have two legs?"
"Because its two front legs were chopped off because it did something shameful, so it only has two legs, not four." Xiao Sizhe shook his head.
Emperor Yuxuan was suspicious and scratched his head: "Can frogs do bad things?"
"Okay, okay, it's your turn to catch! Hurry up!" He was waiting for Emperor Yuxuan to give him silver, so that he could save more money to prepare for his brother Yan.
Emperor Yuxuan only now felt that many things seemed simple but were difficult to do! You can't rush for anything. When he threw the stone, he either threw it too high, too low, or threw it in front. He could never catch it as he wished, and he was defeated repeatedly. Xiao Sizha won a lot of silver.
Whenever he failed, he would not let Xiao Sizhe succeed in catching stones. Whenever Xiao Sizhe caught stones, the stones would either circle in the air or hide on the table, making him scream in anger.
Emperor Yuxuan laughed and asked him to sing a song.
Xiao Sizhe was also in a bad mood at this time and sang viciously: "One frog has six legs, two frogs have twelve legs, three frogs..."
Upon hearing the laughter, Emperor Yuxuan shouted even louder: "Wrong, wrong! How come there are two more legs? Hahahaha..."
Xiao Sizhe put her hands on her waist and explained fiercely: "The frog likes to have many hands and feet, is it your business?"
Emperor Yuxuan was stunned and confused by this rebuttal. Just now he was missing two legs, and now he had two more legs. It seemed that this little bastard was really mentally ill. Could he still get his Jin Ting’s secret of immortality from him?
Sikong Yan found it very funny. This answer was absolutely amazing.
Emperor Yuxuan spent so much money, but Xiao Sizhe's song still couldn't revolve around the issue of frogs and legs. Emperor Yuxuan felt annoyed and angry.
"Ahhh, you've been singing frog legs all the time today. Can you change to something else? I'm tired of hearing it!"
"Don't you know?" Xiao Sizhe said angrily, "I'm angry!"
"Ah?" Emperor Yuxuan was stunned when he heard his words. Damn it, I haven't lost my temper yet, but he has already lost his temper.
"Hey, we were having a good time, who made you angry?" Emperor Yuxuan was puzzled. Isn't he the only one in the world who can lose his temper? Others are not allowed! But this little brat said he was angry, who was he angry with? Was it Gu? How dare he?
He asked grimly, "Who are you angry with?"
Little Silu stomped his feet and pointed at the palace gate: "I'm mad at that damn frog!"
Emperor Yuxuan didn't expect that he was actually angry with the frogs, and said with a smile: "Well! Those frogs actually dared to make you angry, so I will help you kill them! But, from now on, you can't sing the frog's song anymore?"
"Why? This is very nice!" Xiao Sizhe said reluctantly. Is this dog emperor tired of listening to it? If you don't like frogs, then change to turtles. There is always one song you like.
"Sing the Jinting song. Sing the Jinting song for me. I like to listen to the Jinting song!"
Finally he remembered, and he wanted to lead him around in circles! But now he couldn't.
Si Zhe patted his head and said, "Jin Tingge, OK! Catch the stone!" He asked Emperor Yuxuan to catch the stone to decide the winner. If he didn't make trouble, he could still read a sentence or two to him. If he made trouble, he wouldn't be able to read a single word!
Emperor Yuxuan didn't know what to do. He was very good at martial arts and hidden weapons, but when it came to catching stones, he couldn't catch them. He caught the stones but couldn't catch them. He caught the stones but couldn't catch them. He obediently gave the silver to Sizhe. Sizhe smiled and asked Sikong Yan and Shui Qinglian to put the silver in his robe.
Seeing that Si Zhe won so much money, Emperor Yu Xuan was naturally unhappy, because he didn't get a single word of the immortal secret. The paper was full of frogs, toads, and turtle legs...
When it was Xiao Si's turn, he repeated the same trick and said jokingly, "Haha, you lose. Sing the Jinting song now!"
Xiao Sizhe was so angry that he threw the stone on the table and said, "I don't want to play anymore. It's not fun. It's not fun at all."
Emperor Yuxuan sighed, "How can that be? I have to admit defeat! How can I not sing this song?"
"I'm not happy. I can't think of Jin Ting's song. I can only think of the song of that dead frog and toad. Do you want to listen to it? Humph!" Xiao Si was very angry.
Emperor Yuxuan's face immediately turned as hard as a piece of iron. He rebuked Sikong Yan in a low and gloomy voice: "You are useless, waste!"
Sikong Yan knew what his father meant by scolding him. He remained silent. You are the one who asked me to do this. If you ask someone for help, you should have the attitude of asking for help.
Emperor Yuxuan looked at his son who was still standing beside him with his head down and the silver in the pocket of his robe, and he had no intention of helping him at all.
"Rebellious son, do you want to piss me off to death?"
Sikong Yan stood there straight, staring at Emperor Yuxuan for a long time before he bent down and kowtowed, "Father, I am ignorant!"
"Don't forget, what did you come to the palace for?"
"Accompany Sizhe!" He was about to pretend to be confused.
Yu Xuanlian was furious. Does this rebellious son want to piss me off to death? Where did the cleverness of lobbying the ministers just now go? "If you can't lead Jin Ting to write poetry, believe it or not, I will kill your mother right now." Anyway, there are so many women, he doesn't mind changing one.
Sikong Yan snorted coldly: "Besides these inferior means of threatening people, what else can you do?"
Emperor Yuxuan's hands were shaking with anger.
The others were secretly shocked.
Eunuch Yan immediately hugged Emperor Yuxuan's hand and knelt down: "Your Majesty, let His Highness try it first! Don't be impulsive!"
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