A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 90: Emperor Invitation Game
Qi Ge Lao was so anxious that he was sweating. "Wait, wait, I'll think of it soon." His brain was old and didn't work very fast. Suddenly he remembered that his little grandson often sang. There was no other way, so he just went for it.
He imitated his grandson's naughty and cute way of singing: "A... frog... with four legs..."
Si Zhe saw an old man with a long beard in front of him, jumping in front of him, but he couldn't jump up, which looked very funny! He quickly threw away the stone, ran to Qi Ge Lao, and imitated the frog's jump. While jumping, he shouted: "Quack, quack, two frogs have eight legs, quack, quack, three frogs have twelve legs, quack, quack!"
Looking at the Seventh Elder's appearance, it was funny! But seeing Xiao Sizhe's appearance, singing, dancing, sticking out her tongue and making faces, Emperor Yuxuan found it even funnier. No one had ever teased people like this in front of him. The anger just now was released again.
A hearty laugh came from the hall...
Qi Ge Lao successfully passed the test. Sikong Yan bowed to Qi Ge Lao and said, "Congratulations, Qi Ge Lao. You can leave now."
The national teacher stood aside and rolled his eyes in anger! Damn it! This little lunatic must be targeting me. How did my country offend him? If it weren't for my national teacher saving you, you probably wouldn't wake up? What an ungrateful guy. He thought Xiao Sizhe would remember his kindness.
The atmosphere became lively all of a sudden, and those in the carports were no longer trembling with fear, and said to each other: "In my opinion, if we make Xiao Sizhe happy like this, he will be able to speak poetry."
"Yes, yes, yes. Which child doesn't like to be happy?"
"Then I'll tell him a jingle, maybe he can say it too!"
"Yeah!" Many people nodded relaxedly.
After Sizhe finished singing and dancing, he picked up the stones and ran to the emperor, climbed onto the dragon table and sat there to grab the stones.
This little brat is simply crazy and lawless. Emperor Yuxuan's eyes were glaring, and smoke began to come out of his seven orifices. His nostrils were enlarged, and his clothes were bulging...
Xiao Sizhatian's cute face was like a flower. She turned her head and said, "It's fun. Can we play together?"
When Emperor Yuxuan saw his smiling face, he was suddenly stunned. He forgot that the smoke was coming out of his seven orifices. What appeared before his eyes was the scene of himself when he was 600 years old. He was also the same size as Xiao Sizhe, still directing the country...
Seeing Emperor Yuxuan's dazed expression, Sizhe reached out and poked his nose and asked with a smile: "Do you want to play?"
The officials in the hall all changed their expressions when they saw this. Doesn't this little lunatic fear death? Oh my God, he dared to poke Emperor Yuxuan's nose! We were all trying to avoid him, but he caught up with us! He's dead now.
Sikong Yan and Shui Qinglian were extremely anxious. They were having fun here, so why did they go over there to provoke him? Alas! He was impulsive and cruel, and his mood was unpredictable. If they stepped on his detonator and it suddenly exploded, it would be troublesome. Just as they were about to step forward to stop him, they saw Emperor Yuxuan smiling and asked, "Is there a reward for playing with you?"
"Of course! I have a lot of money, as long as you play with me, I will give it all to you!"
Uh……
The ministers in the palace were even more worried, their guts hanging in their throats. Emperor Yuxuan often turned people into ashes unexpectedly. This child was dead. They slowly closed their eyes and dared not watch any more. This tragedy was about to begin...
"I don't want money!"
"Then what do you want in exchange for playing with me? I only have silver!"
"If you lose, sing a song for me!"
What happened? Sikong Yanshui Qinglian was originally still worried about how to rescue her, but the situation suddenly changed. Emperor Yuxuan was now bargaining with Xiao Sizhe? The ministers were also confused? What? Didn't they hear screams and cries for help? They opened their eyes in disbelief -
Xiao Sizhe nodded: "Okay! What if you lose?"
Emperor Yuxuan smiled like an old hag. "If I lose, I will sing for you, too. How about that? That's fair!"
Xiao Si covered her mouth and said unhappy: "No, your singing is not good. Besides, you are an adult and you are singing with children. You will be laughed at. I will lose a lot! No one will do such a losing business!"
The interest that Emperor Yuxuan had just aroused was immediately driven away by these harsh words. His face was gloomy and ferocious, and his palm slowly raised. The people of Zhou felt the air around them flowing faster and faster, and the sleeves of everyone's robes in the hall were fluttering.
A childish voice sounded clearly and powerfully: "I think you should give me money if you lose, so that you can show that you are both lazy and generous, heroic and magnanimous, hahaha..." When he said this, his face was innocent and his voice was as melodious as a lark. His childish and bright smile melted the ugly and twisted heart of Emperor Yu Zhan without a trace. Suddenly, the rapidly flowing wind stopped. More than a hundred excited hearts in the hall also stopped and held their breath, looking at Emperor Yu Xuan in horror.
Sikong Yan wanted to secretly order Wuying to rescue Sizhe, but his hand stopped in mid-air before he could even raise it...
The ferocious and terrifying face of Emperor Yuxuan suddenly changed, and then he burst into laughter, which shook the whole hall violently.
"Hahaha……"
Emperor Yuxuan suddenly thought that the little madman's voice was so pleasant to the ear! It seemed to calm and soothe people's hearts. His rage was instantly dissipated. He felt that it was right! The emperor's every move must be generous and heroic! Only then would people praise him.
"Well, you're right! As the emperor, how can you be so petty? Okay, okay, if I lose, I pay the money, and if you lose, you sing a song! Let's start!"
Emperor Yuxuan suddenly felt that the little lunatic was no longer crazy. How could I lose such a childish game? This time, I will definitely let her recite all the poems of Jin Ting to me. "Eunuch Yan, prepare the pen, ink, paper and inkstone for me."
"Not yet!" Xiao Sizhe shook his head.
Emperor Yuxuan shrank his neck: "Why is this not working again?"
"With so many people watching here, I would be scared. Wouldn't I be able to sing if I'm scared? Tell them all to go away!" Sizhe pointed at the group of ministers in the hall.
The ministers all took a deep breath when they heard this. They didn't expect that this little lunatic would be afraid of them.
Sikong Yan, Shui Qinglian felt relieved. It seemed that Xiao Sizhe was more capable than herself, and he could still protect many people.
Emperor Yuxuan rolled his eyes twice: "No, their mission is not yet completed!" The game he played with his ministers today hasn't even begun yet, how could he let those ministers go so easily.
"You let them stand here and listen, aren't you at a great disadvantage?"
"Well, how can I suffer a great loss if I let them stand here?" Emperor Yuxuan didn't understand.
"Little fool!" Sizhe poked his head, and Emperor Yuxuan's eyes suddenly widened.
No way, he was teaching his grandson like an old ancestor. The civil and military officials saw this and their hearts were on their throats again. It was bad, the anger that had just subsided might be aroused again soon...
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