Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

"Cough cough," Banner behind Li Youqian coughed twice, attracting Li Youqian's attention.

Li Youqian gave Tony a middle finger and turned to look at Banner.

"Brother, it's good to know me. Don't call me the bicycle king anymore. Just call me the ancestor. I don't pick nicknames.

Are you interested in joining the Justice League? The salary is negotiable. It's not my money anyway. Tony is a big dog owner, you can ask him for it! "

Tony: “.......?” Although I pretended not to hear you, and what you said is indeed right, could you please not say it behind people’s backs?

"I agreed, but not because of the treatment, but because you can suppress the Hulk."

Banner looked straight at Li Youqian. This man left a deep impression on him. After all, he slapped the Hulk several times in the face like beating a child, turning him back to his original form.

It is indeed memorable. You know, in Banner's memory, the Hulk has never been afraid of anyone.

Even he didn't know if there was any other way to solve the Hulk problem except to stabilize his own emotions.

I didn't expect that after all this time, the Hulk actually bullies the weak and fears the strong. But it makes sense when I think about it. After all, if you calculate it this way, with the Hulk's IQ, he is just a child.

The best way to deal with a naughty kid is to beat him up. Unfortunately, there are not many people who can beat the Hulk. At least in Banner's own impression, there is really no one else.

Li Youqian was very satisfied with Banner, a kind-hearted man who did not want a salary but was just a cow and a horse.

"That's great, Tony, from now on, Banner's salary will be transferred to my account!"

"Ah?" Banner was shocked. I was just being polite!

Li Youqian patted him on the shoulder and said, "Just kidding, I'm a rich man now!"

After Li Youqian's joke, the nervous Banner relaxed a little.

After chatting for a while, Banner went to pack his luggage.

At this time, in the secret base of SHIELD, the director of SHIELD, Nick Fury, always felt that something was wrong today.

It felt weird, as if someone was trying to trick him. Fury shook his head and thought it might be a problem with the Cosmic Cube.

Fury's men sent a message that the Cosmic Cube has been producing special fluctuations in the past few days and seems to have a problem.

Fury quickly brought the Avengers to the secret base.

At this time, Fury was looking at the Cosmic Cube in the distance, then turned to look at Dr. Eric beside him.

"Dr. Eric, he was able to figure out the Cosmic Cube. What was the reason for him to make such a move?"

"Based on my research, the most likely scenario is that someone is using it."

When Dr. Eric spoke, his tone was very confident, which made Fury nod in his heart. He felt that he was indeed the talent he had specially recruited.

Tony Stark's guy wants to snatch people from me. That's wishful thinking. I'm one step ahead of him. It's a pity that his disciples didn't come with me.

The girl named Jane seems to be Thor's girlfriend. She has been staying at Stark Industries, waiting for him to find a partner.

No one knows what happened to the mysterious Thor and he never returned to Earth.

"But the Cosmic Cube is just sitting here, and no one is using it?"

"It's not that anyone here is using it, but someone is using something related to the Cosmic Cube to remotely control it, and it should be able to create a portal."

"Wait, wait, you mean to say that the Cosmic Cube is likely to create a portal, and no one knows who is on the other side of the portal!"

Fury was a little confused and had a bad feeling, and his tone became stiff.

At this time, four people gradually approached, and the leader shouted without saying a word, "I'm here, little black salted egg, why do you have to ask your father to come here?"

Fury felt a little pain in his head. He turned around and looked at the four Avengers. He said tiredly, "Rogers,

I know we wronged you at that time, can you be more normal? Stop swearing every day! "

"Hey! Don't get me wrong, it's my fault. It's just a simple foul mouth, the ultimate enjoyment, you don't understand this kind of pleasure,

There's nothing in this shabby base, why are we here?"

Captain America struggled for a few days after being falsely accused of having no manners. Unfortunately, people's prejudices are like mountains, and there are all kinds of rumors.

This really annoyed Captain America, until one day, when he really spoke foul language, Captain America suddenly realized that it felt really good!

Captain America looked at his teammates and shrugged, "To be honest, I don't know how the four of us have the nerve to call ourselves the Alliance.

Let's call ourselves the squad. You guys are shameless, but I still have some dignity!"

"Captain, stop swearing, stop swearing. There was indeed someone pretending to be you and swearing at you. Please be normal!"

Falcon felt like he was going crazy. He and Captain America were neighbors, and ever since that incident, Captain America had been foul-mouthed every day, almost driving him into autism.

I originally thought he was racist, but now it turns out that he is not racist at all. He discriminates against everyone equally.

"Can you blame me? You idiots, don't call me Captain America anymore.

This name sounds too hypocritical, from now on just call me Soldier Boy, Sunshine Boy!"

Captain America kept talking about quality, which made Falcon feel hopeless. Black Widow hid aside, and Hawkeye also quietly reduced his presence.

"Okay, stop talking. I asked you to come this time so that you can take this group of cosmic cubes to another secret base.

The defense here is not strong enough, and the security level is not high enough."

Fury was ready to show off his authority as the director, so he shouted loudly.

Captain America responded like this, "Yo, yo, you're so anxious, you're so anxious just to say a few words, you're sweating all over, bro?"

"And Hawkeye, are you a sissy? Why are you hiding there and cowering?

Oh, and you, Black Widow, you're a sissy if you want to be one, because you are a sissy anyway."

"Okay, shut up! I can't imagine what would happen if the public knew Captain America was like this now."

Black Widow is also helpless. Such a Captain America really shatters people's three views.

Little did they know that Hawkeye on the side said, you have shattered my three views. You actually said such things. It's over. You have been assimilated by the captain.

At this time, Captain America said that he would criticize everyone, not one less, "Oh, as for Falcon, my god, there is no hope for the United States, do you have to include the word eagle in your nickname?

There is no innovation at all. Bah. I really don't understand why my boss and captain are all like this when I wake up.

I really want to kick you out to pick cotton!"

Killing like crazy, killing like crazy, Captain America was killing like crazy. Eric quietly hid in the corner to reduce his presence.

I've never seen anyone with such a poisonous mouth.

Captain America: Oh, you see it now, so what?

Fury now had only one option, which was to ignore this rude captain, then take a deep breath and suppress the anger in his heart.

Hawkeye, Falcon and Black Widow, who were being scolded, pointed at the Cosmic Cube.

The meaning is very clear, work faster and write faster, you don’t want to listen to this evil Captain America scolding people, do you?

The three people said that the director who had gone to a place where he lived a good life and had received further studies was right, and they did not want to be criticized anymore.