Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Captain America curled his lips speechlessly. Even though it felt good to talk foul, he would still do the serious work.

Captain America walked towards the Cosmic Cube without saying a word. Black Widow and the other two quickly followed and picked up a safe.

Captain America raised his leg high and kicked the Cosmic Cube, "It's an old thing. Seeing it reminds me of my lost youth."

The Cosmic Cube emitted a faint blue light again, but Captain America didn't take it seriously. Just as he was about to reach out to take it out and put it in the safe.

As a result, the Cosmic Cube suddenly burst out with a blue light beam. With a whoosh, the light beam continued to spread and then formed a blue light gate.

Captain America quickly took a step back, "Look carefully, you sons of bitches, I didn't touch it, I just kicked it casually."

At this time, all the SHIELD agents present chose to ignore Captain Quality and stared intently at the blue light gate.

At this moment, a figure appeared from the blue light. That figure was Loki who fell into the abyss of the universe!

He had disheveled hair and held a glowing scepter in his hand.

When Loki saw the situation, his first reaction was to pick up the scepter in his hand and start attacking.

Blue balls of light shot out from the scepter, knocking down all the agents present.

But there are exceptions to everything. When Loki's scepter emitted a blue ball of light and hit a guy who looked like a black-boiled egg, a guy dressed like a theatrical character blocked the attack with a shield.

"Hey, this guy who plays the tramp, can you please not shoot everywhere as soon as you appear? It's very rude!

See, you can’t ejaculate in there no matter how hard you try? "

Captain America patted his shield and said something that left Black Widow and the other two speechless.

Loki's eyes were fierce. "Shameless Midgardian, you dare to speak so arrogantly in front of God, go to hell! Try my unique skill, the magic of the mage: Holy Light!"

Loki looks like he is about to release some big move.

The five people still standing at the scene became alert. Captain America had sharp eyes and held a shield, and no longer spoke any polite words.

The next second, a huge ball of light appeared above Loki's head, followed by a dazzling burst of light, the white light was like a flash bomb.

"Damn it!" "You little bastard, you're trying to trick me!" "Black Egg, take the Cosmic Cube away quickly!" "Too late!!"

"Fuck, who's poking me?" "No buddy, you're poking me even though I'm a man!"

The light slowly disappeared, and the scene was in a mess. Captain America and Fury looked at each other in confusion. The Cosmic Cube was gone, and Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Falcon also disappeared.

Fury immediately took out his cell phone, checked the surrounding surveillance footage, and sent people to intercept some suspicious people.

Most of the surveillance was useless because the light ball flash bomb was so bright that many of the surveillance was useless.

There were some special surveillance cameras that recorded the scene at that time.

The mysterious guy with disheveled hair snatched the Cosmic Cube first and pointed his scepter at the five people.

But among the five people, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Falcon seemed to have lost their minds. They followed that guy and walked out of the base.

Originally, the mysterious guy kept pointing the scepter at Captain America and Fury, but the two were not under his control at all.

"Control people's minds?" Fury took a breath of cold air. This ability was too abnormal. There should be a time limit and a limit on the number of people.

Otherwise, how can you play the game if you turn all your teammates into friendly forces?

Captain America looked at Fury suspiciously, "That guy just tapped you with his scepter, why weren't you controlled?"

Fury ripped open his shirt, revealing a bulletproof vest underneath. "What about you?"

"Watch the video yourself, they sounded so similar, and when someone attacked my chest, I would have used a shield to protect my chest!

Men in this world should be careful to protect themselves, especially some black-brined women, whose sexual orientation is very chaotic!"

Fury took a deep breath and kept reminding himself to stay calm. Rogers was just foul-mouthed. After calming himself down.

Fury ran directly towards the route the mysterious man took in the surveillance video, and Captain Quality followed closely behind him.

"Good fellow, your running speed really demonstrates your racial talent, it's great! You must have been whipped a lot at home to practice, right?"

Fury: “............?” I regret saving this guy. If I had known, I would have frozen him and put him in a museum for exhibition, and I could have charged admission.

Unfortunately, it was too late and Fury and Captain America couldn't catch up.

Fury took a deep breath and started making phone calls. Who should he contact for this mess?

It has to be the honest man Coulson.

"Hey, Coulson, we're in big trouble. Contact Tony. The Avengers want to cooperate with the Justice League.

One more thing, to win over Dr. Banner, the Avengers need the power of the Hulk."

"Okay, Chief, wait a moment!"

Coulson's reassuring words came from the other end of the phone. Fury nodded with satisfaction. I can trust Coulson to do the job.

I can't imagine if Coulson died. Of course, I won't let Coulson die. Even if he dies, I have to revive him and let him work for me.

Work yourself to death as long as you can. Honest man, if your bald head hasn't turned into a bald head, it means you haven't been assigned enough work!

Coulson: Thank you!!!

An hour later, Coulson called. While Fury was enduring Captain America's mental attack, he arranged for the treatment of the injured in the secret base.

At this moment, hearing Coulson's call so quickly, he was impressed by his efficiency and quickly picked up the phone.

"How did things go?"

"It was successful, to some extent." Coulson said cautiously.

Fury frowned, "What do you mean?" "Just a little bit."

"Rogers, don't interrupt!"

Fury looked at Captain America who was making trouble speechlessly. Captain America reached out his hand and pulled his mouth, indicating that he would not say anything more.

At this time, Coulson's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Um, I've contacted the Justice League and Dr. Banner.

Things have changed a little bit. Dr. Banner was poached by Mr. Lee from the Justice League today, and the Justice League proposed that the Avengers join the Justice League.

Mr. Li also said that the Avengers can’t even put together a small team, let alone a small team, you can’t even put together a team.”

Fury finally understood where the feeling of being cheated came from today.

It turns out that the swindler Li Youqian is trying to poach people! There are so many people with super powers in the world, why does Mao always catch himself and grab them?

Li Youqian! Why don't you just poach me too?

Fury finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He was in urgent need of venting his stress. Looking at Captain America who kept his mouth shut, he settled all the new and old grudges together.

"You, the one with the butt up, I've never seen someone as foul-mouthed as you, so arrogant, but you still can't do it,

The Cosmic Cube was snatched away from you by a guy who suddenly appeared in front of you, you loser~"

"Fuck, is that true? You challenged me, are you really broken? ~"

Coulson on the other end of the phone just watched in confusion as the director and his idol were arguing with each other.

To be honest, Coulson didn't expect that his idol would become the captain of the team because of rumors.

Because of the rumors about Captain Quality, Coulson never dared to look for his idol, and kept harboring fantasies.

Now the filter was shattered, and of course, the impression of the director in my mind was also shattered.

Black braised egg, this guy is obviously broken! Isn't our director a master of strategy and calm in the face of anything?

Don't be so defensive!