Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Three months have passed. It took roughly six months from Thor to Avengers 1. Now that I'm back, it should be almost time for the plot of Avengers 1.

Li Youqian looked at the view of downtown New York outside the large flat. There were no aliens flying around, and the ground was not covered with ruins, which meant that the plot had not yet begun.

Li Youqian now goes to find Tony to let the Justice League be more vigilant and let Tony hack into SHIELD's computer.

Black-Braised Egg: “........?” You’re looking for trouble as soon as you show up, right?

Li Youqian kicked open the door, walked in, and then was stunned.

What came into view was Tony Stark and Spider-Man Peter Parker hugging each other and shouting excitedly.

Li Youqian's sudden appearance was a bit awkward, and he looked at the two of them with shock.

"You are, no, Tony, why are you doing this? Be born!"

The smiles between Tony and Parker froze, and they quickly separated. Tony said very unhappily: "What are you thinking about?

I treat Parker as my son, and I will be his godfather from now on. Parker said he will take care of me in my old age! Hahaha~"

Li Youqian felt like he had been away for only three months, so how come these two people had such a good relationship?

"No, Parker, you want to be Gao Qiqiang! And provide for his retirement!

Wait, you are my younger brother, you call me brother, and he is your godfather, isn’t this messed up?"

Tony smiled happily, seriously suspecting that he was deliberately taking advantage of him. "It's okay, each one his own."

Li Youqian immediately patted Parker on the shoulder and said, "I won't be your big brother anymore. Just call me grandpa!"

Parker: “No!”

Tony: "Fuck, you took advantage of me!"

Li Youqian: "How is that possible? Speaking objectively, how could I let Parker call me grandpa just because I want to take advantage of you?

Am I that kind of person?

Parker and Tony: "You are!"

......................

Tony looked at the computer and shrugged, "Nothing happened to the Cosmic Cube in SHIELD.

The only big thing was the formation of a team called the Avengers, a four-member team consisting of Captain America, Falcon, Hawkeye, and Black Widow.

I was dealing with some special events during this period. It really made me laugh. These guys dared to form a superhero team? They were weak, except for Captain America.

I didn't expect that the old antique could still fight, and Black Salted Egg was not afraid of his lumbar disc herniation.

But it’s normal. After all, the black-salted egg people are black, and their hearts are also black. It is a common practice for them to exploit the elderly.”

"Okay, okay, you cursed a group of people in one sentence. Is your mouth filled with poison?"

"Tsk, even dogs won't join the Avengers!"

Li Youqian's attitude towards Tony's last words was that he wanted to laugh, so much so that he wanted to laugh to death, and when he got angry, he even cursed himself.

"Wait a minute, isn't there a Hulk in the Avengers? He's just an honest-looking guy named Banner."

Li Youqian thought of Dr. Banner. The Avengers were so weak now that Black Salted Egg didn't even recruit the Hulk.

Come to think of it, the original plot seemed to be because Loki stole the Cosmic Cube, and Black Salted Egg was desperate and formed the Avengers and invited Dr. Banner.

So for some reason, Black Salted Egg formed the Avengers in advance, but because he was worried about the Hulk, he had not yet won him over.

Li Youqian touched his chin. Why did he form the Avengers in advance? He couldn't be anxious just because I stole Thor from him, right?

Really! So stingy.

"An honest man? No, you mean Banner who can turn into a green monster? He was only located by SHIELD, but no contact was made."

"Oh, that's great. The person that the Avengers don't dare to take, our Justice League wants. Send me his address, and I will let Banner join the Justice League right now."

Li Youqian had an evil smile on his face, "Black-braised egg, black-braised egg, it's not too much for me to dig out another person, right?"

Black-Brine Egg Fury: That’s too much!

In a slum room, a well-mannered man was taking a deep breath, and the watch on his wrist was recording his heartbeat.

Looking at him sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed and taking deep breaths, it looks like he is practicing meditation.

The effect was quite good. His heartbeat became smoother and suddenly, "Ah~!" sounded in his ears.

Frightened, the man quickly covered his chest, his face gradually began to turn green, but his expression seemed like he was holding back his emotions, but with a hint of shock.

It seemed as if he really didn't expect that someone would suddenly scare him.

"That's good, Banner. You didn't change even after I suddenly attacked you. You're pretty patient."

Li Youqian's voice came from behind Banner, and his whole body was damaged by Li Youqian's sudden attack.

After enduring for a while, Banner, who began to swell and seemed to be turning into a green giant, turned around.

In just a moment, the anger in the Hulk's eyes gradually cleared and he turned back into Banner.

The Hulk still remembers the brutal memory of being beaten repeatedly by several slaps a long time ago. Help! I am still a baby.

Do you know how much psychological harm so many big bibs can cause to a child?

Banner was stunned after turning back to his original appearance. This was the first time he turned back so quickly. It can only be said that Li Youqian's suppression of Hulk was so terrifying.

Tony and Parker were also stunned in the magical door behind Li Youqian.

Tony really didn't expect that Li Youqian's first reaction when he saw Banner was to scare him. He was too fierce.

Which good guy’s first reaction when seeing Banner is to scare him? He is not afraid that Banner will turn into Hulk and punch his brains out.

Oh, it’s Li Youqian, then it’s okay.

Banner looked at Li Youqian's face and seemed to remember something.

Li Youqian was very satisfied with this. It seemed that he was still quite famous. But he was right. After all, he never wore a mask, so he was much more recognizable!

“You’re the bicycle king!”

"No, Tony, are you secretly promoting my nickname again?"

Li Youqian is almost speechless. Is there no way I can get rid of this nickname?

Tony seemed to be deaf. He took out his phone and started talking to himself.

"Ah! The company forgot to turn off the gas, so I have to go back quickly!"

"I give up. You still have gas in Stark Building, right?"

Li Youqian had a frown on his face. Are you really secretly promoting this nickname of mine?

And Spider-Man Parker, why are you so guilty? Are you two working together to promote my lousy nickname?