Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

After thinking about it carefully, Lu Changsheng understood why Hu Tao was not shocked.

Not to mention that Hu Tao became the head of the Wangsheng Hall at a young age and monopolized the funeral industry in Liyue.

Think about the people around her, which one of them is simple?

Xiangling, a disciple of the immortal, is a disciple of Gechen Langshi Zhenjun. She has the stove demon as her subordinate. Her cooking skills are the best in Liyue.

Chongyun, with the body of Chongyang, is the most outstanding successor of the alchemist lineage. The most important thing is that he has an aunt who is as strong as a mountain and as beautiful as the world. Who wouldn't want to call him nephew when meeting him?

Xingqiu, the second son of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce, the heir of Guhua School, an outstanding writer, and a six-star true god that every player has.

Yun Jin, the master of Liyue opera, was respected as "Sir" at a young age. In the opera world, it is very rare for a woman at such a young age to be respected as "Sir", which is very rare.

Qiqi, a zombie, a savior, a boy who brings the dead back to life. Even a hundred years later, Qiqi will probably still remember Hu Tao, her "good friend"!

Zhongli, the Rock King.

What else is there to say? Looking at Hu Tao's circle of friends, Lu Changsheng always feels like a husky that has mixed into a wolf pack, and his identity will be exposed if he is not careful.

Now that Lu Changsheng has the status of an immortal's disciple, he always feels that he has lived up to his status as Walnut's friend.

Lu Changsheng looked at Hu Tao and said seriously: "Hu Tao, you protected me before, but now I am rich, if there is anything you can help me with, just tell me, don't be polite to me!"

"Brother Lu, I am now a disciple of an immortal. Once this identity is revealed, even if I say that buying a coffin from the Wangsheng Hall can protect the house and ensure safety, people will believe it."

"How about it? Are you interested? Do you want to cooperate? For Sister Tao's sake, I can be the spokesperson for Wangshengtang for free."

Hu Tao took advantage of Lu Changsheng's complacency and launched a sneak attack. She jumped up, grabbed Lu Changsheng's ear and twisted it gently.

"Ouch, be gentle, be gentle, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Hu Tao snorted lightly and did not let Lu Changsheng go so easily. She continued to pull his ear and said:

"How dare you call yourself Brother Lu in front of this hall master!"

"If you dare to be so arrogant again, I'll knock your head off!"

"Quick! Call Sister Tao!!"

The force with which Hu Tao pulled his ear was not strong, but it was very painful. He really didn't understand whether all girls could learn this magical skill without any instruction. In any case, Lu Changsheng was controlled and couldn't move.

"Sister Tao, Sister Tao, please let go."

Seeing that Lu Changsheng was so tactful, Hu Tao let go of the hand that was pulling Lu Changsheng's ear with satisfaction.

"Xiao Lu, why is it that only Da Mi can move? Hurry up and treat Er Mi. This child just pretends to be a fool. This can't go on."

"I want to lure them both to the Wangsheng Hall to work for me!"

Lu Changsheng pinched his fingers and muttered, "Eat grapes without spitting out the skins. If you don't eat grapes, spit out the skins. Move!"

Then a golden light shot out from Lu Changsheng's index finger and hit Ermi who was guarding the door.

Er Mi stretched his body, walked in front of Hu Tao and Lu Changsheng, bowed his head and said respectfully: "Thank you for your kindness, foster father and foster mother. Er Mi has no way to repay you. I will work like a cow and a horse at this moment to repay your kindness."

Walnut: "Godfather, me?"

Lu Changsheng: "Stepmother, me?"

Ermi nodded, with a cunning look in his eyes, but his words were very sincere, sounding like a simple and honest child without any ulterior motives.

"That's right. We two brothers first worshipped Sister Hu Tao as our adoptive father, but Brother Lu Changsheng was kind enough to give us a second life, so we worshipped Brother Lu Changsheng as our adoptive mother."

“That makes sense!”

"Brother, come here quickly and meet our adoptive father and mother." The stone lion Ermi felt helpless. If it wasn't for the fact that this insane brother had just provoked the adoptive mother who looked so ruthless and cruel, would it have been so humble and licked the dog?

The stone lion Da Mi said in a daze: "Ah? Oh! Godfather and Godmother, please accept my greetings."

thump—

Another big hole appeared on the flat street surface.

Walnut's face turned slightly red, but she still pretended to be calm and said, "Well, that makes sense. I won't allow it next time."

Without Hu Tao's eyes, Lu Changsheng secretly gave the stone lion Ermi a thumbs up, and Ermi also secretly responded with an OK gesture.

The stone lion Ermi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: "This way, I shouldn't be bullied by my stepmother."

Looking at his older brother who didn't understand what was going on and was still laughing foolishly, Ermi felt helpless. He was his own brother, what else could he do? If it had been able to move first, perhaps it wouldn't have to bear the heavy name of "Ermi".

For Ermi, a stone lion that is majestic, muscular, and can scare away evil spirits when it gets angry, the name Ermi is simply a burden that its life cannot bear.

Can't we give it a more majestic name that suits its image? Like Shi Aotian, Shi Potian, etc., they are all good.

But looking at Hutao's happy look and thinking about how Hutao had carefully bathed it, chatted with it, and let it bask in the sun, the stone lion Ermi's eyes were filled with tenderness.

Hu Tao immediately put aside her previous shyness and excitedly chatted with Lu Changsheng about the endorsement.

"Xiao Lu, what you just said about endorsing Wangsheng Hall, does that still count?"

Lu Changsheng said: "It counts, why not?"

So the two of them excitedly discussed how to use Lu Changsheng's identity as an immortal to boost sales for the Wangsheng Hall.

The coffins in Wangsheng Hall are unsaleable, please help Hu Tao~~.

The two people who were chatting excitedly planned to go to Wangsheng Hall to prepare the things needed for advertising, so they rode their two godsons, stone lions, Da Mi and Er Mi, to Wangsheng Hall respectively.

Such a strange sight appeared on the streets of Liyue. The head of Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao, and Lu Changsheng of Lu Family Martial Arts School rode stone lions and ran fast on the streets. This was not the strangest thing. The strangest thing was that the passers-by on the street did not find it strange at all!

Yan Fei, who was accompanying Grandma Ping to trim the flowers and branches, stared blankly at Hu Tao and Lu Changsheng riding the stone lion. The scissors in her hand fell to the ground with a bang, but she didn't react. She wiped her eyes in disbelief and said in shock: "The stone lion - ran away!!!"

"Grandma, did you see it?"

"That was Kurumi who just passed by, right? It must be Kurumi!!"

Grandma Ping wiped her eyes, thought for a moment and said, "Could it be that the old friend is playing a joke on me?"

At this time, the Qianyan Army guarding the door was freed from Lu Changsheng's illusion and looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief.

“When did these two big pits appear?!”

"And what about these two stone lions?"

"It can't be that they just grew legs and ran away!!!"

After Hu Tao and Lu Changsheng returned to the Wangsheng Hall, they happened to meet Zhongli Keqing who was out shopping with a bird cage.

Zhongli looked at the two people running towards him quickly, and the two stone lions behind them, and gracefully moved sideways to make way for the two people.

Hu Tao held Lu Changsheng's hand and shouted to Zhongli as they ran, "Zhongli, the two stone lions at the door are my new godsons. They will work in the Wangsheng Hall from now on. You can take the new employees to visit our Wangsheng Hall and familiarize them with the environment."

The stone lions Da Mi and Er Mi tried hard to smile and greet Zhongli in front of them, trying their best to show their friendliness so as not to scare the mortal in front of them.

The stone lions Da Mi and Er Mi said: "Hi, hello, we don't eat people."

As a result, the smile looked even more frightening.

Zhongli looked at the two silly stone lions in front of him, pinched his nose and said, "I feel a little tired."

Other people's children would pick up small animals like kittens, puppies, pigeons and squirrels when they came back from going out. But Master Hu was different. He picked up ghosts, baby rock dragon lizards, zombies, and this time he even picked up two lively stone lions.

I really don’t know what Master Hu will pick up next time!

However, looking at the two stone lions' lively eyes and the neutral and peaceful aura on their bodies, Zhongli nodded with satisfaction.

"Absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, integrating the sorrows and joys of the world, fulfilling one's duties faithfully, and keeping all evil spirits away, this is exactly what the Wangsheng Hall is all about, and it is perfect for suppressing those evil spirits that come to cause trouble."

"You are also lucky. You have been enlightened by a master and have been spared hundreds of years of hard training."

“Huh!? I’ve never seen this method before. Which expert did this? It doesn’t seem like a method native to Teyvat. Could it be a visitor from the outside world?”

Zhongli studied the two stone lions carefully. A trace of breath that leaked out inadvertently frightened the two stone lions so much that they dared not move and lay still obediently.

Shishi Da Mi: "Damn, second brother, how come I just discovered today that there are so many big guys in Liyue!"

The stone lion Ermi said: "Big brother, shut up and lie down obediently. Big brother, you can continue and don't worry about us."

Arriving at the Hall of the Dead, Hu Tao pointed at the coffins in the storeroom and introduced them: "Look, these are all made of the finest wood. I guarantee you will be comfortable lying in them."

Lu Changsheng asked: "How do you know it's comfortable to lie down in?"

Walnut: "Because I actually lay down in it and took a nap."

Lu Changsheng: “6”.

"Does this coffin have the effect of suppressing evil spirits? Or does it have the function of driving away evil spirits and blessing people with good luck?"

Walnut rolled his eyes and said, "What are you thinking about? A coffin with that kind of effect would have to be made from at least ten-year-old fine coffins, and it would also need to be engraved with the secret method of the Hall of Rebirth. Ordinary people can't afford it."

"But the alchemists there are also carving runes and suppressing evil spirits, but their fees are not cheap."

Lu Changsheng thought for a moment and said, "Hu Tao, is your Wangsheng Hall in the underworld? I mean, the circle of ghosts and evil spirits has a high reputation."

Hu Tao said speechlessly: "You are talking nonsense. The Wangsheng Hall has been passed down for so many years, and there is not a single ghost or evil spirit in the entire Liyue that can fight."

"The ghosts that are still around are either not threatening enough that ordinary people can't beat them, or they are so scared that they hide and dare not hurt anyone."

"If there really is such an arrogant evil spirit that hurts people, it would have long been sent to salvation by the ancestors of the Wangsheng Hall as a merit."

Lu Changsheng asked again: "What about the alchemist?"