Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

As the last bite of the delicious crab roe burger entered his mouth, Bai Zhu closed his eyes and savored the wonderful taste of that supreme delicacy.

In a trance, Bai Zhu felt as if he had grown wings and flew high into the sky. A yellow cube emitting golden light and full of majesty said to him imposingly: "Ah~~"

"My dear customer, I see so much love in you."

"For this, I will reward you!"

Snapped--

Bai Zhu woke up and saw Baishe Changsheng looking at him anxiously. Next to him, Qiqi was chewing a delicious crab burger while looking at him. Bai Shu could see her concern on her expressionless little face.

Bai Zhu felt a burning pain on his face, as if he was whipped, so he unconsciously touched the painful area on his face with his hand.

Seeing this, the white snake Changsheng retracted his tail.

White Snake Changsheng: "Ahem, Baishu, just now after you finished eating the delicious crab roe burger, you suddenly laughed like a fool, and then a large amount of vitality suddenly emerged from your body, not only replenishing all your previous vitality loss, but also leaving a lot of surplus."

Looking at Baishe Changsheng's excited expression, Bai Zhu carefully felt his own body, feeling more relaxed than ever before, as if he had put down the dozens of kilograms of shackles that he had been carrying on his back for years.

Bai Zhu examined himself from a professional doctor's perspective and concluded that he was now as healthy as a pig.

The white snake Changsheng excitedly rolled up his portion of the delicious crab roe burger with his tail and was about to stuff it into Baizhu's mouth.

Bai Zhu struggled: "Mmmmm..."

Baishe Changsheng: "I know what you want to say, you don't have to be so polite to me. The contract we signed means that no matter who eats it, the effect will be the same. And with my mouth, it will take me a long time to finish such a big delicious crab roe burger."

Bai Zhu gave up struggling and obediently chewed the delicious crab roe burger, thinking to himself: "No, Changsheng, you don't understand what I want to say at all. I'm almost choking to death."

Bai Zhu deduced that the person who had just given him the vitality reward should be Lu Changsheng's master. Such a person is naturally not something you can meet whenever you want. Perhaps it was because after he ate the delicious crab roe burger that Lu Changsheng gave him, Lu Changsheng's master observed him and rewarded him for his many years of curing patients.

Therefore, the ordinary delicious crab roe burger should not have this effect.

Sure enough, as Baizhu expected, although the second delicious crab roe burger also replenished Baizhu's vitality, the amount was much less than the first time.

White Snake Changsheng: "Hmm! Why is there so little this time? Is there drug resistance? If I had known, I would have let me take it this time."

Bai Zhu said with a smile: "It is a blessing to receive so many rewards. We shouldn't force too much."

White Snake Changsheng: "Well, what you said makes sense."

At this time, Qiqi finally finished the delicious crab roe burger in small bites, and a happy smile appeared on her face.

This kind of smile is really rare on Qiqi.

Afterwards, under the gaze of Baishe Changsheng and Bai Shu, Qiqi's body emitted white light.

Soon, the white light dissipated and Qiqi opened his eyes.

Although her body was still stiff, Qiqi's eyes were more lively than before.

Bai Zhu and Baishe Changsheng came forward with concern, and Bai Zhu asked, "Qiqi, how do you feel? Did you see anything just now?"

Qiqi: "Yellow cube, good person, warm body."

Bai Zhu took out a Qingxin flower from the medicine cabinet beside him and handed it to Qiqi.

"Qiqi, try this, can you taste it?"

Seeing this, Qiqi obediently took Qingxin and put it into her mouth, chewing it. As she chewed, Qiqi's eyes lit up.

"The taste of a pure heart is bitter and sweet."

White Snake Changsheng: "Great, Qiqi, your sense of taste has recovered."

For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire Bubu Lu became happy.

……

On the other side, Hu Tao took the letter written to her by Lu Changsheng and came to the two stone lions she raised.

Ignoring the strange looks from the Qianyan Army on both sides, Hu Tao took out the letter written by Lu Changsheng and read it again to make sure she was not mistaken!

[Hutao, Da Mi and Er Mi are in my hands. If you want to save them, just come to the old place.

——Lu Changsheng left】

Hu Tao looked at the two stone lions standing there, puffing up his cheeks in anger.

"Lu Changsheng, this guy, actually dared to lie to me. Today I will let him taste the power of Xiangling's sweet and sour slime!"

Lu Changsheng, who was hiding in the dark, smiled happily and quietly chanted the spell: "Heaven and earth, please help me, the demons and ghosts will leave quickly, Master Huang Mian, please show your power."

Under Lu Changsheng's control, the presence of Walnut and the two stone lions was weakened in the eyes of the people around and the Qianyan Army guarding the door, so that the prank later would not scare innocent passers-by and the Qianyan Army, and no one would come to disrupt and interfere with Lu Changsheng's plan.

The two Qianyan soldiers who were watching with the corner of their eyes, expecting that the famous Master Hu could do something interesting to make their boring guard time more interesting, suddenly felt their minds dazed, forgot what they were doing just now, and perked up and stood guard seriously.

Hu Tao, who was waiting for Lu Changsheng listlessly, looked at the dust on the two stone lions and suddenly had an idea.

Walnut: "Big Mimi and Second Mimi, you are so dirty. You don't like to take a bath. Let me wash you."

So Walnut hurried to a nearby store to borrow a rag and a bucket, and actually started to bathe the two stone lions seriously.

"Wash, wash, wash."

"I love bathing and my skin feels good."

While singing a bathing song, Walnut wiped the dust off the two stone lions with a wet rag.

When wiping the face, Hu Tao also reached the rag into the stone lion's mouth and carefully wiped off the accumulated dust.

Walnut felt something was wrong. Normally at this time, there should be a lot of people watching her. And why didn't the two Qianyan soldiers come to stop her today? Something was wrong, very wrong!

"Bah bah bah."

Walnut's hand and rag, which were still stuffed in the stone lion's mouth, were suddenly spit out.

"Damn it! You stuffed a rag into my mouth! I'm going to eat you~~"

"Ouch~~"

Hu Tao looked at the lively stone lion and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Big Mi, you can move now!"

"It's been fantastic."

"Come on, let me ride you for a ride. It's really impressive."

Stone lion Damiao: "Awooo, am I not scary? You are not afraid of me, I am very fierce!"

Hu Tao was not afraid at all. Instead, he stepped forward and touched the stone lion Da Mi's head, saying, "How could that be possible? Da Mi is so cute, how could anyone be afraid of him?"

"Even if you didn't tell me, I would know it."

"You and Ermi have stood at this door for hundreds of years, guarding it diligently every day and driving away wandering ghosts and monsters."

"How could anyone be afraid of such a serious and responsible otaku friend?"

The stone lion Da Mi cried loudly: "Wow~~, I didn't expect (sniffling), there would be someone who understands us two brothers so well."

"If you don't mind, we two brothers are willing to take you as our foster father."

"Godfather, please accept my respects from your godson."

"Bang, bang." The stone head of the stone lion Da Mi hit the ground, making a big hole in the flat ground.

The whole process was so smooth that it was hard to say it had not been premeditated and rehearsed in advance, and Hu Tao had no time to stop it.

Walnut was helpless: "Okay, okay, I will accept you two brothers as my younger brothers."

"But, Da Mi, do you know why it's so strange here? Normally, as soon as you talk, people should gather around you and shout: Monster! Run away quickly, and the Qianyan Army will come and capture you immediately."

"Why is there no movement for such a long time? It's like—"

Lu Changsheng: "It's like they can't see you, right?"

Hu Tao saw Lu Changsheng and waved happily, saying, "Xiao Lu, come here quickly. You are finally here. I thought someone forced you to write a letter to trick me here."

At this time, the stone lion Dami stretched out his hand and protected Hu Tao behind him.

"Godfather, be careful!"

"It was this man who woke me up and told me to be here to threaten you."

"This man is treacherous and vicious, not like a gentleman. Father, please step back for now, and let me warm up the wine and kill this guy!"

Lu Changsheng felt helpless when he saw that the stone lion, which had been enlightened by him and had become intelligent, was actually scolding him. He just wanted to play a prank, so why was it being denounced as a treacherous and vicious villain?

Logically speaking, shouldn’t the creatures I enlighten be close to me?

At that time, Lu Changsheng had been thinking of controlling the two stone lions like puppets to secretly scare Hu Tao. He was actually looking forward to seeing whether Hu Tao, who was fearless, not even to ghosts, would show any fear.

After observing that the two stone lions had been guarding here for hundreds of years, absorbing the joys and sorrows of the world and the essence of the sun and the moon, they would become spirits in a few hundred years, so Lu Changsheng used enlightenment to speed up the process.

I didn't expect to be scolded so harshly.

Hu Tao patted the stone lion Da Mi on the head to stop it from saying harsh words.

Hu Tao: "Shut up, this is my brother, Uncle Lu!"

Stone lion Da Mi: "But..."

Hu Tao looked at the stone lion Da Mi with majesty.

Walnut: "Hmm~~!"

The stone lion Da Mi lowered his head helplessly: "Hello, Uncle Lu."

Lu Changsheng's anger had mostly dissipated, and he had originally planned to dismantle the stupid lion and then put it back together, since Hu Tao couldn't tell anyway. But since he was already calling him uncle, it would be impolite to pick on a kid.

I'll let you off this time.

Hu Tao walked to Lu Changsheng holding Da Mi's paw and asked, "Xiao Lu, you did all this. Great! You've become more capable in the past few days."

Lu Changsheng: "Hehe, no, no, I just worshipped the immortal as my master and cured my illness at the same time."

Walnut: "Oh."

Lu Changsheng showed a disappointed expression on his face and said, "Sister Tao, you make me very disappointed. At least give me a shock."

Hu Tao calmly explained: "You may have forgotten that I, your sister Tao, am the head of the Wangsheng Hall. Even the Liyue Seven Stars have to give me some respect."

"When Sister Tao appears, gods and ghosts flee from her."

"Who dares not to obey Sister Tao's orders?"

(Even the Rock King has to work for our Tao Jie, isn't that amazing!)