Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

"I heard that alchemists also have the ability to exorcise ghosts and eliminate evil spirits. Will they steal the business from Wangsheng Hall?"

Hu Tao said: "The alchemists do have this ability, but they can't compete with our Wangsheng Hall. Moreover, their business is mainly to clean up the demon remnants on the land of Liyue. This job is not easy and is also very dangerous."

"So there are always very few people in the alchemist lineage who can show off their talents, because this job is too dangerous for mortals."

Lu Changsheng said: "So that's how it is. I've really learned something new."

Seeing that Lu Changsheng had not mentioned the key points, Hu Tao urged: "So you asked so many questions, just get to the point!"

Lu Changsheng didn't keep it a secret any longer, otherwise Hu Tao would get really angry and bury him in the ground.

“Since the Wangsheng Hall has such a high reputation in the ghost world, why don’t we carve the Wangsheng Hall’s mark on the coffins to let the ghosts know that these people are protected by the people of the Wangsheng Hall.”

"Those little devils know how powerful the Wangsheng Hall is, so they naturally don't dare to come and cause trouble."

"We can announce to the public that the coffins in Wangsheng Hall have the function of warding off evil spirits and that coffins can bring promotion and wealth. If we do it right, we can even start a trend of giving away coffins in Liyue!"

Hu Tao's eyes lit up, and she patted Lu Changsheng's thigh and said, "That makes sense! Xiao Lu, I just realized today that you are so smart."

However, Hu Tao thought about it and looked at the grinning Lu Changsheng and asked, "What if our guests encounter those young and arrogant ghosts, or foreign ghosts who don't know how powerful our Wangsheng Hall is? What should we do?"

Lu Changsheng felt pain for a while because Hu Tao slapped him hard in a fit of excitement. Although he could use immortal spells, he was still a mortal after all, and could not compare to the body of the original god that was tempered by elemental power.

Maybe I can ask this question next time I see the three masters, Lu Changsheng thought.

Lu Changsheng looked at Hu Tao who was right in front of him. The faint fragrance of peach blossoms made his old face blush and he stepped back slightly.

Lu Changsheng coughed twice and said, "We can announce to the public that we will return the goods if they are invalid. And if we really encounter that kind of evil ghost, wouldn't it also increase the performance of Wangsheng Hall?"

Walnut lowered his head and thought for a while before saying, "Well, what you said makes sense."

After discussing the relevant matters, the two active people began to prepare the props.

In order to sell the coffin, they had to give it enough hype. It just so happened that the whole of Liyue had been discussing the immortal who returned on a yellow crane these days. And who could be more suitable to be the image spokesperson for the Wangsheng Hall than Lu Changsheng, the "Yellow Crane Immortal", the subject of the topic.

Perhaps in the entire Liyue, only Geo Emperor can be a better image spokesperson than the immortal Lu Changsheng. Even the Seven Stars of Liyue may not be able to achieve better results than Lu Changsheng.

Although the Seven Stars hold high positions of power in Liyue, they are still mortals after all. Except for the dignitaries who want to please the Seven Stars, ordinary people would not choose to spend money to buy something they will not use.

But the claim of immortals is different. In Liyue, products with the word "immortal" added to them are always in short supply, not to mention that the coffins sold in the Wangsheng Hall are advertised as genuine and can really drive away evil spirits and suppress evil spirits.

On the bustling Liyue streets, there is a constant stream of pedestrians coming and going.

Hu Tao took the gong, found an open space in a crowded area, and started beating it hard.

"Take a look, take a look, this is a new product jointly launched by Wangsheng Hall and the immortal. It can not only ward off evil and eliminate disasters, but also suppress luck. It has also been blessed by the immortal himself!"

“You’re passing by, don’t miss it!”

Seeing that it was Hu Tao, the famous figure in Liyue, the people nearby gathered around.

"Master Hu, you said this was blessed by an immortal. Show me the evidence."

"Yes, show me the evidence."

"As the head of the Wangsheng Hall, it is impossible for Hall Master Hu to use the immortal to deceive us!"

"Well, who knows? Seeing is believing. Seeing is believing."

"Yes, Master Hu, please invite the immortal out quickly. As long as you invite the immortal out, even if you are selling coffins, I will buy one set today, no, I will buy ten sets!!!"

Hu Tao was shocked and overjoyed!

Hu Tao looked at Luo happily and said, "Boss is so generous!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Everyone look up to the sky, the immortals are coming soon."

Hu Tao then took out a conch from his pocket and shouted at it, "Xiao Lu, Lu Changsheng, it's your turn!"

"I'm betting on the hundred-year honor of Wangsheng Hall, so please don't let me down at the critical moment!"

Lu Changsheng's voice came from the conch: "Hu Tao, just wait and see!"

Everyone looked up at the sky, full of anticipation.

Everyone: “…”

"Why has no one come yet after so long?"

"Shut up, it will take no time for the immortal to fly over here, wait a little longer."

"Here it comes, here it comes, look, there's a black dot flying towards this side!!!"

Above the white clouds, Lu Changsheng stood on the coffin and flew over here.

A faint voice came from the sky, but it magically sounded like someone was speaking next to me.

"The royal coffin comes with the wind, and it will banish the demons between heaven and earth."

"With wine I am happy and carefree, without wine I am crazy."

"Drink up the rivers and seas, and then drink up the sun and moon."

"A thousand cups of drunkenness will not make you drunk, but I am the wine-swordsman."

Lu Changsheng was seen dressed in white, standing on a black coffin, looking heroic and vigorous. At this moment, he was undoubtedly the most handsome guy in the square.

In the hearts of the people present, this one glance lasted for ten thousand years.

"Immortal, ah! It's an immortal!"

"So handsome! Can immortals be so handsome? Is it too late to become an immortal now?"

"Immortal, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

"Ah, I'm dying. Now I'm going to be killed by your handsomeness. You have to be responsible!"

"My wife is coming out to see the immortal. It's real. I'm not drunk!"

"Hubby, let's get a divorce. I want to go look for immortals!"

……

For a moment, the street became chaotic, but fortunately, the Qianyan Army arrived in time to maintain order and avoid a stampede. Of course, these Qianyan Army also anticipated the possibility of such a situation, so Lu Changsheng and Hu Tao notified them in advance.

Otherwise, no matter how powerful the Qianyan Army was, it would be impossible for them to predict that there might be a large-scale riot here before Lu Changsheng appeared.

In the crowd, Xingqiu's eyes were shining as he looked at Lu Changsheng standing on the black coffin. He was inspired and immediately took out a pen and paper to start writing and drawing. Moreover, because the handwriting was encrypted, he did not have to worry about others taking the opportunity to plagiarize.

Hu Tao opened her mouth in surprise. Although she had expected this, she didn't expect Lu Changsheng to make such a big scene.

And this appearance, this poem, is so cool.

Hu Tao bit her handkerchief enviously and decided to ask Lu Changsheng to design a more handsome appearance for her.

boom--

Lu Changsheng stepped onto the coffin and landed precisely next to Hu Tao.

The heavy black coffin smashed to the ground, but the bricks on the ground were not damaged at all.

Lu Changsheng waved his hand, and those who were excited to see and touch the immortal energy felt that an invisible barrier appeared in front of them. There was a strong resistance when approaching, but there was no hindrance when moving backward.

As a result, the pressure on the Qianyan Army that was maintaining order at the scene was greatly reduced.

Of course, the chance of an immortal appearing is so rare that no one present wants to give up this opportunity, so few people leave.

In order to maintain his immortal demeanor, Lu Changsheng crossed his arms over his chest, maintained a handsome posture, held his head high, and looked into the distance without saying a word.

Hu Tao knew it was her turn to appear. This was something that had been discussed before. Lu Changsheng wanted to do his best to maintain the image of a mysterious immortal in the hearts of the people of Liyue, so the part of reading the advertising slogan was given to Hu Tao.

"Please look at this black coffin under the feet of the immortal. It is a product jointly launched by our Wangsheng Hall and the immortal. In order to show your support for our Wangsheng Hall, we specially launched this coffin blessed by the immortal. It has the effect of calming the mind, stabilizing the house, and warding off evil spirits and ghosts."

"With the approval of the immortal, don't you believe it?"

At this time, Lu Changsheng nodded in satisfaction, and the audience around him became even more excited. If Lu Changsheng hadn't cast a spell to stop the audience from approaching, I'm afraid these excited onlookers would have already crowded up and moved the coffin away.

"Order now, not 30 Mora, not 20 Mora. Just 10 Mora."

"V me 10 Mora and take home the same coffin as the Immortal!"

"In order to give back to everyone, Wangsheng Hall has also launched a 10:1 scaled-down version of the same coffin as the immortals, for only 5000 Mora. Only 5000 Mora."

oh~~

The crowd became even more excited.

Someone even asked on the spot: "Master Hu, do you want to sell the coffin under the feet of the immortal? I am willing to pay 100 million Mora, no, 200 million Mora."

"You want to buy a fairy treasure for just 200 million Mora? I'll pay 300 million!"

"I'll pay 500!"

"1000 million!"

……

As a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall, although Zhongli spent his days walking his birds, drinking tea, listening to books and watching operas, he was always respected in the Wangsheng Hall.

So he handed the two stone lions to the ceremonial girl at the Hall of Rebirth and after assuring her that the two stone lions would not hurt anyone, he left the ceremonial girl with a sad face at the Hall of Rebirth and went to walk his bird and drink tea.

Zhongli thought about it and felt that it was not a good idea for him to pass the matter on to Yiguan Xiaomei, so he decided to bring a gift to Yiguan Xiaomei after listening to the book. Then he drank tea with peace of mind and listened to Tian Tiezui telling the story that had callused his ears:

"Liyue at that time..."

While Zhongli was sipping tea and listening to a book, the flying of Lu Changsheng's imperial coffin caught his attention. Although this place was some distance away from where Hu Tao was beating the gongs and drums, for Emperor Yan Wang, this distance was almost nothing as long as he wanted.

So Zhongli watched the cooperation between Lu Changsheng and Hu Tao with great interest.

Until Walnut started promoting the coffins in his own Hall of the Dead.

Zhongli: As an old man who has lived for thousands of years, I have seen all kinds of strange things.

"I've never seen anyone advertising or endorsing coffins before."

Zhongli smiled bitterly helplessly. He really didn't know why Master Hu was so persistent in promoting the business of Wangsheng Hall.

"Well, although the words are a bit exaggerated, these coffins do have the effect of calming the mind and warding off evil spirits, which is in line with the principle of the contract."

Zhongli looked at the coffin at Lu Changsheng's feet and nodded with satisfaction.

Even if they are foreign gods, they have contracts in my territory, and even if the sky falls, the contract must be fulfilled.

Looking at the meteorite above your head, do you understand the value of the God of Contract? ! !