Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

Nasetale fled in panic under Shao Yun's scolding.

Nilu, who was standing aside, walked forward with lingering fear.

She gently tugged at the corner of Shao Yun's shirt, stood on tiptoe, put her mouth close to Shao Yun's ear, and reminded him carefully in a tiny voice that only the two of them could hear.

"Mr. Shao... Mr. Tacitus, these two are the great sage Mr. Azar of the Decree House and the famous scholar Ms. Setal. We should at least show some respect to them..."

Nilu was not as fearless as Shao Yun, so it was normal for her to be afraid of the Church Order.

When Shao Yun heard Ni Lu's detailed introduction to the two people from the Ordinance Court, he first widened his eyes exaggeratedly, and then an extremely exaggerated expression appeared on his face.

"Oh my God, when did the ordination house become a place for raising monkeys?"

Before he finished speaking, Shao Yun slapped his forehead as if he suddenly thought of something, and then put on an expression as if he had suddenly realized something.

He pointed a finger at the roof of the Grand Bazaar, then turned around and said loudly to the audience below the stage: "Oh, that's right, after all, monkeys live in trees, right?"

As soon as Shao Yun said this, it was like lighting a powder keg, instantly setting the whole place off.

The audiences in the audience could no longer suppress their laughter and they were all rolling on the floor with laughter!

……

"The monkey lives in the tree. This is such a humorous insult! Hahaha!"

"Look at me, do I look like those guys from the Order? Oh! Oh!"

……

Paimon, who was standing on the stage with Ying, Dishia and Dinazedai, was very curious as he watched everyone around him laughing.

So she put down her hands that were covering her ears and asked, "Why are you all laughing so happily? Paimon also wants to hear what interesting things are making everyone so happy."

After hearing the swear words that Shao Yun was talking about, Paimeng was dumbfounded. He really regretted having a pair of ears...

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After Setale was mercilessly scolded and ran away by Shao Yun, Hazard, who was wearing a monocle and had a stern look, stared at Shao Yun who was standing in front of him.

"Who are you? How dare you be so bold and speak so arrogantly!"

Shao Yun casually raised his right hand and fanned it gently in front of his nose, as if there was a disgusting stench in the air. An expression of extreme disgust appeared on his face and he muttered disdainfully.

"Hmm? What's that weird smell coming from you? Is it dog urine? Oh my God, you and that guy who just smelled like cat urine are a perfect match! You two make a perfect 'cat and dog urine' combination! Hahaha..."

After saying this, Shao Yun began to laugh unscrupulously.

After all, Azar is a highly respected sage in the House of Lords, so his cultivation and concentration are naturally deeper than those of ordinary people.

He suppressed his anger, took a deep breath, and tried to calm himself down. Then he solemnly emphasized, "Listen carefully, ignorant boy! I am the great sage of the House of Commands - Azar! I hope you can be more respectful and stop talking nonsense!"

Shao Yun rolled his eyes in disdain and sneered, "Oh? Great Sage? I see, you're nothing but a pimp!"

Hearing Shao Yun's rude and disrespectful words, Hazard finally couldn't hold it anymore.

He was so angry that his face turned blue, veins popped out on his forehead, and he pinched his philtrum tightly with his right hand. He gasped for breath and cursed at Shao Yun: "I...you ignorant, vulgar person who speaks dirty words! I can tell at a glance that you are an uneducated, uneducated country bumpkin!"

Shao Yun opened his arms excitedly and shouted in surprise, "Wow! Look, this butt can actually speak! However, every word it says sounds just like a fart!"

When Hazard, who was standing nearby, heard this, he completely lost his usual calmness and elegance and started shouting in frustration.

"Someone come! Take this lunatic down for me!"

Seeing this, Shao Yun was not afraid at all. Instead, he imitated Hazard's exaggerated demeanor and tone and shouted at the top of his voice: "Help, there's a bald old monkey escaping from the circus!"

At this moment, the audiences in the audience witnessed the hilarious scene of Shao Yun and the so-called great sage bickering with each other on the stage. They laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward, and some of them even couldn't straighten their backs with laughter.

Azar watched as many members of the Thirty-Man Group in the audience also laughed, and he couldn't help feeling flustered.

He thought to himself, when did such an awesome person appear in Xumi City?

What surprised him even more was that there was no information at all about the person in front of him!

Thinking of this, Azar felt a tightness in his chest. He covered his chest tightly and shouted at Shao Yun emotionally: "Who are you? In all these years, I have never met someone as rude and presumptuous as you to the Church of the Lord!"

Shao Yun waved his hand nonchalantly, then pointed at himself, his face full of confidence, and responded: "Hey! You'll see it today!"

Hazard only felt that his body suddenly became light, as if his soul was leaving his body. The feeling made him dizzy and weak in his limbs.

"You and I……"

At this moment, Hazard looked like he might faint at any moment. Shao Yun, who was standing by, showed no mercy and quickly pulled out a bright red apple from his backpack.

He brought the apple to Hazard, shook it deliberately, with a teasing smile on his face, and said sarcastically: "Hey, you look so miserable, just like a poor monkey. Come here, I have an apple here. As long as you show me a trick of throwing the fruit, the apple will be yours!"

Nilu, who was standing nearby, was completely shocked when she saw this scene.

She could never have imagined that Shao Yun was so bold as to humiliate the great sage Azar in front of everyone.

You know, in the entire history of Xumi, no one has ever dared to offend the great sage in public!

Thinking of this, Ni Lu couldn't help but feel a little scared, fearing that Azar would get furious and arrest Shao Yun.

So, Ni Lu hurried forward, stretched out her hand to hold Shao Yun's arm, and said anxiously: "Mr. Tacitus, please calm down! If you irritate the great sage again... If you make him angry, I'm afraid he will directly order you to be arrested and imprisoned!"

However, Shao Yun turned a deaf ear to Ni Lu's advice. If this great sage had the ability to catch him, he would just learn from King Qin to conquer the world instead of becoming the "Principal" of the Academy of Teachings.

At this moment, Azar, who had been dying of anger, suddenly seemed to have a last breath of life. He stared straight at Shao Yun and muttered to himself: "Your name is Tacitus? Hmm... I seem to have heard of this name before."

Upon hearing this, Shao Yun was stunned for a moment, then he curled his lips and responded with disgust: "Humph! Stop pretending here, you old, ugly, bald monkey, saying my name from your stinky mouth makes me feel sick and want to vomit!"

Then, Shao Yun became interested and asked curiously, "Tell me, how did you know me?"

Azar adjusted his monocle, his eyes revealing a confidence that he knew Shao Yun very well. He slowly said, "Tacitus Kilgore, an adventurer. I heard that you helped Mond resist the Hilliard army that attacked Mondstadt more than half a year ago."

"Besides, you solved a false case in Liyue afterwards? I am not wrong, am I?"

Although what Hazard said was not very detailed, it was basically what Shao Yun had done before.

"It seems that you know me quite well. Is there anything else?" Shao Yun continued to ask.

Hazard flicked his sleeves, having confirmed that the "Tacitus" in front of him was just an ordinary adventurer. He felt a sense of superiority, and his condescending attitude returned.

"In Mondstadt and Liyue, you may be a respected person, but in Xumi, you are nothing."

"In Xumi, even if you are a wealthy businessman, in our eyes, you are just an ant. What's more, you are just an adventurer with a false reputation..."

Seeing that Azar began to show his arrogance, Shao Yun licked his lips and asked in a calm tone: "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you? After all, in my eyes, you are just an old man who is looking for death."

Aren't you curious, Azar, why there is no story about Inazuma? Aren't you curious whether your name is really "Tacitus Kilgore"?

Hazard puffed out his chest and said confidently: "Based on your past experience, you are not the kind of person who would kill innocent people for no reason. You are a good person?! Haha..."

Then, without waiting for Shao Yun's response, Azar turned to the audience and announced loudly: "This ridiculous festival to celebrate the gods is over! Go away!"

Shao Yun looked at Hazard's back, and his face turned gloomy in an instant.

He recalled what the devil once said, kindness is mistaken for cowardice, and toughness is seen as cruelty?

Shao Yun muttered quietly, "Do you really think I'm kind? Then let's see the color of your internal organs!"

Just as Shao Yun was about to draw his gun and give Azar a chilling blow, Nashida's voice suddenly rang in his mind.

"Wait a moment!"

Nashida's voice suddenly appeared in Shao Yun's mind, which stunned him for a moment, and he stopped drawing his gun.

After coming to his senses, Shao Yun had no time to think about the Great Sage. He immediately asked in his heart: "What! Nashida? You can talk to my consciousness directly! I'm not wearing a void terminal, how can you talk to me!"

Nashida realized that her abilities had been exposed.

"Oh no……"

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While Shao Yun was in a daze, Ni Lu stepped forward and tried to persuade Azar, saying, "Great Sage... let's discuss this further. I promise that after this dance, we can go our separate ways..."

Azar looked at Nilu and raised his hand, almost hitting Nilu in the face.

Nilu instinctively took two steps back to make way.

When Azar saw that Neelu was no longer blocking his way, he snorted and continued walking down the stage stairs.

Shao Yun is no longer in the mood to care about the great sage.

He turned his head and cast his gaze towards Nashida who was sitting in the gift box. He couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive, thinking, you can't judge a person by his appearance...

If he could read my mind directly, then my other plan would be...

"I don't know how you managed to talk in my mind, but... for your birthday, after the Flower Goddess Festival is over, we'll settle this account! You better not have any little plans..."